Proof of Concept
Red Rum is not about hard work, It's about fun. Want proof that we're not all seriousness and shotguns? Dig these quotes:
"For the crime of killing a member of Red Rum, and for smuggling small fruit past federal borders, I hereby declare Grape Smuggler boom headshotted. May Kevan have Mercy on your soul."
- - Excuse for PKing
"Oh sh**, that wasn't the First Aid Kit..."
- - After a kill
"HEY! Stop shooting people! I want to kill somebody!"
- - During a somewhat uncoordinated attack
"Okay, as long as he promises to shout "Sireeeeeeeens!" when our safe house gets raided and you get winged and there's bullets and doves flying everywhere."
- - On recruiting
"We're killing them because they're all on our group's PK List. Didn't you know who you were harboring?"
- - When asked why we were killing a bunch of people
"Aw shit, whoops.", "D-D-D-D-D-D-DOUBLE KILL!", "Red Rum: Rockin' the Hat Trick.", "orly?"
- - Said after first, second, third, and fourth kill during a streak.
"Holy shit... All survivors should leave this place ASAP! Never seen PK'ing in this scale! I'm off, good luck! Btw. Lordi won the Eurovision! WOOO"
- - Observer on our services
"The horror...the horror..."
- - Observer on our services
"I really hated you in Gangs of New York!"
- - Before killing In-Game Martin Scorsese
"I always knew I'd shoot you in a mall liquor store,Burgundy."
- - Zaruthustra, before killing 5 time Emmy-award winning Ron Burgundy in a mall liquor store
"What? Don't blame me, he's the one who wore that cologne. Nautica drives me nuts!"
- - To the witnesses of a murder
"Okay, headshotting Non-Rotters at a revive point is just plain wrong, especially when you have the NT Skills and are hiding in a powered NT building. I'm a PKer, but there are some things that even I wouldnt do."
- - On morals
"Stand still, darnit!
- - After a series of misses
"I have killed Neil because I was bored, and he interrupted my shopping by GKing. NEVER interrupt a girl's shopping."
- - Taking down a GKer. Trust me, it was for purely selfish reasons
"I was trying to pass through without wasting any Ammo, but you just HAD to be low on health! WHY!?"
- - Low health survivors = PKer crack!
"Silly Angel, Malton's for the dead! ...So join them!"
- - Before killing a member of the Malton Angels
Why did I kill you? You messed with the weasels man..."
- - Explaining the important question, WHY?
"Now which one was the water pistol again? *BANG* Whoops guess it wasn't that one"
- - After killing a survivor on low health who was annoying the hell out of me
"Hey you have a fly on your head, let me help you with that....Whoops sorry dude.."
- - Not all Hitmen are subtle....
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