User talk:Sexualharrison

User:Sexualharrison/header READ THIS FIRST, DUMBASS If you are going to post here: New posts at the BOTTOM! Use a ==Second Level Heading== and remember to sign your posts. Please remember to keep this article biased. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience. Old Messages are stored here1 and here2 The Mayer Building As you wanted to know where. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 13:05, 31 January 2011 (UTC) on my way!----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 13:21, 31 January 2011 (UTC) its vul---- whatever he's called. Been in the immediate area for two days. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 13:25, 31 January 2011 (UTC) i might have his profile ID already. can you pass it along just in case. also love how my one of my alts is on a DNR list on the building page. is that legit? i've never seen that before on a NPOV building page.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 15:17, 31 January 2011 (UTC) Sally is on her way. And no, community pages as building pages aren't exactly the place to toss around DNR lists around, particularly not with loaded terms as "disgrace to all trenchcoaters". Blame Andrewzz, or just revert at will. -- Spiderzed▋ 22:44, 31 January 2011 (UTC) http://iamscott.net/1296507220982.html --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:56, 31 January 2011 (UTC) yup i've met him before. http://iamscott.net/1282592263159.html http://iamscott.net/1282592281501.html ha ha----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 22:46, 31 January 2011 (UTC) He's now also haunting the FU forums Don't know if it would be better to bait him into revealing more, or to ask Zorinth to pull his plug. -- Spiderzed▋ 14:53, 1 February 2011 (UTC) bait him! this plan didn't work for exstinktion, how is this three time loser going to pull it off? oh this is going to fun. i think i might have to join the FU forum now. round up the boys, DDR, zyeke, you, me, axe NAZI HUNT! En route. There tonight or tomorrow. 15:50, 1 February 2011 (UTC) ZG has banned Bungholio on sight :D Wonder when Bungholio will start to trawl Barhah.com, the PKA or Cobra for support... -- Spiderzed▋ 19:09, 1 February 2011 (UTC) pray that he does. ah some entertainment finely. should we make a wiki page for his group? that will piss him off.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 19:13, 1 February 2011 (UTC) Amongst others. :/ 00:33, 2 February 2011 (UTC) Found no Bungholio anymore in the area :( Had to shoot a Fallen Saint in my frustration after I had already to pass up a Malton Marshal due to scouting. -- Spiderzed▋ 20:01, 2 February 2011 (UTC) ooh thats tuff i would have shot the marshal. well we could hunt TZH again since we are in the area if the nazi's go missing.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 04:20, 3 February 2011 (UTC) vuilnisman - NE corner of Tompson. Sadly alt conflicted for me, but if you are still scavening Williamsville that should be close enough. -- Spiderzed▋ 19:53, 10 February 2011 (UTC) I got an alt axing him atm, will need some more AP to finish the Job. Vuilnis has been getting slapped around quite a bit these past few weeks. We've been beating him around between the green drive school, thompson mall and krinks :-) --Zyckde 00:16, 11 February 2011 (UTC) Batavian Warrior (Wotans Templar) got killed in Wyke Hills :-) --Zyckde 08:23, 16 February 2011 (UTC) cornholioo in Yagoton Sadly out of reach of any shooty alt of mine. You should really revive the Mossad. -- Spiderzed▋ 17:42, 12 February 2011 (UTC) i would if i could get the some new memebers, and someone else to lead. to much going in RL ATM----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 16:38, 13 February 2011 (UTC) Maybe I should kick off my Nazi Hunters Unlimited idea then - a loose ZHU-like metagroup that essentially just provides a secure place to trade sightings, so that we can sneak up on Bungholio and stick two fingers in his ass without him ever knowing. (Runner-up names are Nazi Hunter League (for the NHL abbreviation), Simon Wiesenthal Society and Kick Ass Like P.Z. Malkin.) -- Spiderzed▋ 16:55, 13 February 2011 (UTC) run with it i'm down.. pick something less gay tho. on another note.. when did yon become such a hard on? you know what don't answer. i don't want him to get even more butt hurt than usual.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 17:22, 13 February 2011 (UTC) Working on it. (Probably under the umbrella of Cobra, to alert a few other shooty ones.) Meanwhile, would the Mossad accept my old death-cultist KooI Aid Man as freelance agent? He's been on the NSU death list and I have nothing better to do with that (donated) alt, so it would be especially fun to assassinate with him in the name of the Mossad. -- Spiderzed▋ 20:57, 13 February 2011 (UTC) 9th October That's the minimum for how long we have to deal with him as op :/ Barring serial Misconduct (tough), or voluntary Demotion because he thinks doesn't need/deserve the powers anymore (hurr hurr hurr). As for how to deal with him, we never got a civility policy, so flame at will. Just watch for future restraints by arbies, don't spam admin pages in the process and don't break any other rules, and there's no way in hell anything could happen to you. -- Spiderzed▋ 19:27, 9 February 2011 (UTC) Fuck off and die Yeah, go ahead. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:44, 9 February 2011 (UTC) i will still always love and respect you ross.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 03:23, 11 February 2011 (UTC) as long as you keep the boobs in your sig I could never hate you. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:22, 12 February 2011 (UTC) Found another TP for my bunghole New Cornlolio alt detected. Immediately tagged and bagged. Somehow, it is little surprising that a zerger hangs out in Pitneybank. -- Spiderzed▋ 17:14, 28 February 2011 (UTC) well he is not known for his intelligence--   21:28, 28 February 2011 (UTC) And now he has learned of the RG too Sally is soooo going to make a fortune! -- Spiderzed▋ 18:12, 1 March 2011 (UTC) http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1858951 - Once the first profile number was found, it was easy to just go through the numbers. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:37, 1 March 2011 (UTC) http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1859273 Oops. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:51, 1 March 2011 (UTC) http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1859278 Thank you Ross. (this one is my favourite.) --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:53, 1 March 2011 (UTC) http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1859282 Yawn. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:54, 1 March 2011 (UTC) We are looking for the nuclear... --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:55, 1 March 2011 (UTC) Corn's going pro-zombie now? Figures, given how often he gets PKed. -- Spiderzed▋ 22:11, 1 March 2011 (UTC) as his groups MO appeared to be attacking all NT's, it makes sense he needs zombie alts to bash cades and eventually ruin. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 22:33, 1 March 2011 (UTC) think we should turn him on to this?-- bitch 23:56, 1 March 2011 (UTC) Those fine fellows would never associate with zergers. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:06, 2 March 2011 (UTC) Hey, Harrison! I hope you don't mind. I sent my Mudkip to help with your Cornholio eradication. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:25, 4 March 2011 (UTC) nope. everybody is invited to kill a nazi. welcome axe!-- bitch 04:06, 4 March 2011 (UTC) CK You're such a troll. ;o) But sure, why not give it a roll of the dice? --Papa Moloch 18:57, 21 March 2011 (UTC) You'd definitively get my vote. I think the joke was lame, but I've run into a couple of well-coordinated strikes by you guys. (And strangely, survived both.) -- Spiderzed▋ 19:00, 21 March 2011 (UTC) ACK EDIT CONFICK!! @moloch why did you like the mess i started on the bonk talk page? heheheh. ck may be done as a group but our spirit and will nevah die!-- bitch 19:02 21 March 2011 (UTC) Request from Team Xtreme I am here requesting that asshole doctor stop changing the links of our recruitment tags in Roftwood. This looks bad on Quartly Study Group, as well as you personally. Not only is Quartly Study Group listed as a part of NMC, but As harrison has listed himself as current leader in NMC, this in effect shows QSG making personal attacks on an ally in the current operation. Team Xtreme is assisting NMC as requested by our allies in SDN, who are also a part of NMC. I enjoy a friendly rivalry, but there is a line. Team Xtreme would never sabotage a group's tags, lets keep banter friendly and fun. so whadaya say? Be a mensch? --Josh Clark 23:48, 24 March 2011 (UTC) josh first, i didn't add myself. I re-added myself because i was added to the leadership of the NMC way back in 07' by Ron Burgundy. and have been a global mod on the NMC forums even since 07'. was 2nd in command of the Rangers, and still the leader of the QSG. I left the rangers due to rampant multi-abuse which still continues to this day. Now since you asked nicely, yes I will stop changing your recruitment advertisements to links about cocks. good day-- bitch 15:02 25 March 2011 (UTC) Hysterical groups Here you go. I hope you fail really hard, because you are all mean PKers, murdering survivors who barricade and heal and revive. -- Spiderzed▋ 18:43, 27 March 2011 (BST) Oi You in IRC atm? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   05:01, 29 March 2011 (BST) yesh-- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 05:07 29 March 2011 (UTC) Tells me shit that. Server, channel? I assume, the usual one aye? Dirty yellow, not quite black? I'll try beeping you. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   05:10, 29 March 2011 (BST) meet me in the #mcm channal <flashes gold watch>-- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 05:12 29 March 2011 (UTC) kempy is a lush You got his archive. I'm assuming this was a mistake so I reverted it -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 13:47, 29 March 2011 (BST) Ah sorry DDR, was a bit pissed last night. I don't much remember posting half the crap I did all over the net. Retracing my footsteps today is proving to be an eye opener. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   14:21, 29 March 2011 (BST) wtf r u guys doing to my talk page. you are both herby banned from my talk page. grah!)-- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 17:35 29 March 2011 (UTC) My ban been lifted yet? Only, I plan on drinking over the weekend and I need to know what bits of the internet I can break before I start. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   13:17, 8 April 2011 (BST) like you would ever listen anyway :P ARBIES HERE WE COME! xoxoox -- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 13:22 8 April 2011 (UTC) We gon break DDR's keyboard! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   13:42, 8 April 2011 (BST) ...and stop kissing me, you big gay bear. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   13:42, 8 April 2011 (BST) shush you know you luvs mah hairy man kisses. so what page breaking wiki destroying crap are you goona post on my talk page this weekend? -- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 13:47 8 April 2011 (UTC) Dunno, depends how caned I get on the domestos. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   14:35, 8 April 2011 (BST) Malltwat I wouldn't bother bitching at him over that struck vote. It was a dupe and he's already been completely humiliated, showing himself up as a mindbogglingly stupid individual. Even people who agree with him on voting no have already shown that they think he's a moron, so there's not really much in the way of capital to be gained by bickering with him. --Papa Moloch 10:57, 5 April 2011 (BST) i know, it made me more angry that he just didn't do it himself like a grownup.-- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 12:41 5 April 2011 (UTC) yazi cornholioo account just murdered someone in caiger. will scout and have a squiz around -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:22, 8 April 2011 (BST) oh wow this guy is so obviously trolling -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:23, 8 April 2011 (BST) searched chudleyton, no luck. Don't even know if any nazi hunters are close to him at all, but it seems he might be around the area as his attack was planned during a zombie raid so dunno. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:29, 8 April 2011 (BST) good tip. thx. i'll post this on the mossad page. and i think yer a cuntyfag fer voteing no against CK and yer violating my talk page ban.. TO ARBIES!!! -- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 16:01 8 April 2011 (UTC) Warning! WARNING!!! You are in srs danger of becoming a heterosexual. Blow more men. Poof. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   03:26, 9 April 2011 (BST) ...and I've only just started drinking. Bring on the dramaz. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   03:27, 9 April 2011 (BST) LOTZ OF LOL. ugh i'm hung over and i can't belive I'm even looking at this.. fuck it i'm going back to bed and will strangle you in arbies later this week sometime. -- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 14:09 9 April 2011 (UTC) small timestamp I think you'll have to leave the timestamp stuff in your preferences if you want small time. Otherwise when you sign you'll leave the date that your sig page was last cached rather than the time that you actually sign...I think. Who knows at this point, though. ~ 15:59, 21 April 2011 i thought I got it to work?----   bitch  16:01, 21 April 2011 Code Theft I stole your sig code so, here, have a reach around.-- | T | BALLS! | 16:29 21 April 2011(UTC) it's okay i stole it from someone else.. at least you thanked me for it.--   bitch 17:12, 21 April 2011 Bot Reporting Hey i left a message on the bot reporting page but not sure if you'll read it any time soon. I noticed that a few of the users you've reported don't have any contribs showing. I'm just wondering why you assumed that they were bots. Is it because you saw the account creation pop up in Recent Changes? With this new wiki software, all new accounts will display on RC, not just bots. We don't ban anyone as a bot until they actually spam pages. The users you've listed may be actual people. ~ 14:26, 22 April 2011 yeah i was wondering about that. i didn't report the first few that i spotted and they turned out to be bots. so i if they had a random sounding name I posted it. guess i have to get used to the new software --   bitch 14:47, 22 April 2011 Ok yeah that's what I thought it might be. New software will take some getting used to. One of the ones you reported ended up making contribs so I went ahead and banned them. I'll go in and remove the other one with no contribs. If they end up making a spam page we'll just add em back. ~ 15:15, 22 April 2011 The tests came back... I'm positive. I think you should get yourself checked out too lover. I'm sorry. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   22:47, 23 April 2011 (BST) Aids! Aids! Aids! --   bitch  22:53, 23 April 2011 ...I'm also pregnant. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   21:08, 28 April 2011 (BST) photo--   bitch  23:54, 28 April 2011 (utc) That was exactly how it happened. You were DeVito. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   23:52, 28 April 2011 (BST) C-C-C-C-Combo breaker! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 06:26, 1 May 2011 (BST) i was never one to follow the crowd. --   bitch  06:31, 1 May 2011 (utc) Your boobs Are pointing at User:Sexual Harrison. As he's not in, please point them at User:Sexualharrison instead – would be much appreciated. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 21:14, 1 May 2011 (BST) and you would only find that out by caressing them. fixing.--   bitch  21:29, 1 May 2011 (utc) Well, I did have to thoroughly inspect them. Mmm. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:37, 2 May 2011 (BST) </3 You cut me deep, man. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:40, 2 May 2011 (BST) i think you will live. stop acting like an arse and you can have my vote back. seriously man what the fuck were you thinking with that goon sig? now i've personally never had a problem with the goons, as I find most of their crap funny. but this is just getting annoying.--    bitch  12:42, 2 May 2011 (utc) I offered to help so as to make things go more smoothly. Next time I don't think I'll bother. Also, that deletion shouldn't affect you at all since you don't need that {{Nosubst}} crap. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:48, 2 May 2011 (BST) kind of blew up in your face didn't it? and I still think you would have won with out your goon army. why are you throwing away years worth of respect? you must care about this game and community for the amount if time you have wasted with it. is this some sort of long game to break the game & wiki? not cool.--    bitch  12:58, 2 May 2011 (utc) Shit, you're onto me! They're not my goon army. They're not anyone's but their own. I've stood up for what I thought when the Goons weren't here, and I'll do it again once they leave. And you should know by now that I can't resist a good fight. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 13:13, 2 May 2011 (BST) this is too much to deal with first thing in the morning. and I passed a kidney stone over the weekend. not really in the mood. off to work.--    bitch  13:33, 2 May 2011 (utc) you know i was kidding about the entire long thing i hope. just keep it civil. and I'm wondering what brought the goons back anyway? BTW Miltown is looking pretty good no thanks to you. would be nice if your KN stood up again. me and biz are getting lonely.--    bitch  21:47, 2 May 2011 (utc) I hoped so, man, but I had to play it straight, now, didn't I? BTW you need to check the forum. Also, nice work giving away our positions, if I wake up dead it's all your fault. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 23:10, 2 May 2011 (BST) well i don't know if you have noticed. but kempy has a little bit of a crush on my talk page.--    bitch  14:29, 3 May 2011 (utc) Lies. It's not like you just have to say my name and I appe... shit. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   15:17, 3 May 2011 (BST) i wonder wut happens when you say kempy is gay three times? --    bitch  15:25, 3 May 2011 (utc) Try it and see. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   15:33, 3 May 2011 (BST) da dead If you honestly want to know what brought us back, it's the DHPD. They were crowing about how they 'Kicked the Dead Out of Dunell Hills' after bringing in 5 survivor groups to do it and fighting for a month. Cause making a lot of noise and pounding your chest isn't going to get the Dead's attention.Phuzzy 15:55, 3 May 2011 (BST) yeah thats sorta what I thought happened. stomp em' i say! they had it coming. thanks for the kind reply.--    bitch  16:12, 3 May 2011 (utc) Come'on, man, you know we aint just stopping with the DHPD. Besides, if you'd look, APPARENTLY they don't want to come back to Dunell Hills cause they aren't over there any more. We keep eating them everywhere else BUT DH. Hmmmmm Phuzzy 19:32, 3 May 2011 (BST) oh don't i know it. you guys are going to make the game interesting again. i welcome the goons to the game and the wiki. as long as you guys don't muck up the administration pages. have at it.--    bitch  19:38, 3 May 2011 (utc) by the way it's nice not hearing 'drrr singling out groups' or 'WIKILAW har har goons want to break everything'. Honestly, I just want to see what Kevan will do if we honestly make it so that people can't be revived. Also fuck Christmas trees they're all getting torn down. Phuzzy 21:29, 3 May 2011 (BST) as a jew I fully support this policy, also we are not all close minded twits ya know. and good luck with your conquest of the game. i plan on fighting you tooth and nail with my survivor alts, and joining in the fun with with my pker, and zombies alts.--    bitch  21:43, 3 May 2011 (utc) Also the idea of survivor groups piling into one suburb and then lighting it up green on the map is... uh, prbably not their best idea.Phuzzy 17:55, 4 May 2011 (BST) nope, but there are a ton of zombie centric players that also have survivor alts and are used to guerrilla tactics. that and dirt naps will make it very hard for the dead to completely stop needle manufacture. i don't even know anyone that takes the danger map seriously anymore.--    bitch  18:08, 4 May 2011 (utc) well apparently someone is cause now we've got three green zones. I wonder if someone is trying to lay a CLEVER TRAP for the dead or something. who knowsPhuzzy 23:47, 5 May 2011 (BST) turning those suburbs green is like putting a big kick me sign there in my opinion. The smart thing to do for survivors would be to leave the whole map orange and red and let the Dead search for them instead of saying exactly where they are. --    bitch  23:52, 5 May 2011 (utc) Template:Kinsh Want it moved to Template:Knish?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 23:46, 3 May 2011 (BST) Revenant did it while I was posting here. Never mind.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 23:47, 3 May 2011 (BST) Be bold, baby! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 23:52, 3 May 2011 (BST) Fucking Mongtard Do you have to embed an image FIVE FUCKING MINUTES after requesting yourself speedy deletion for it? -- Spiderzed█ 14:26, 11 May 2011 (BST) hehehe opps. i was a little hung over. and used {{}}} instead of [[]] and I thought I named it wrong.. hah fix--    bitch  14:46, 11 May 2011 (utc) Kill-Stealer! I had one of the recent spam pages open, but by the time I went to save my edits, you had beaten me to blanking it :< --sannok(talk)(kilts) 17:01, 19 May 2011 (BST)