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Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience.


**** SEXY 64 BASIC V3 ****
64K LULZ READY SYSTEM KEMPY IZ G4Y

READY.
10 PRINT "KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!"
20 GOTO 10
30 RUN
KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!
KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!
KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!
KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!
KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!
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Sorry for the rollback

Sorry for rolling back your page; I'm editing on a touchscreen blackberry and accidentally tapped the wrong link while trying to load a page from my watchlist.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 19:35, 27 May 2011 (BST)

ooh i better go and apologize on your talk page.. eppp! i just thought you were being the uptight tight wad that you usually are. and why are you watching my talk page? creepy fucking janitor stalker--User:Sexualharrison19:37, 27 May 2011 (bst)
This happens to me a lot since the new wiki put rollback links on RC. Is there a way we can remove them? ~Vsig.png 19:44, 27 May 2011 (UTC)
The real problem is more the lack of a confirm button I'd think. The rollback page doesn't even need to load for it to take action.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 22:18, 27 May 2011 (BST)
Yeah. Unfortunately, it's an inherent part of the rollback feature; would be pointless without it.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST)
I could probably write some javascript to remove it, if you want.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST)
Yeah, even an uptight tightwad like me doesn't use rollback on talk pages purely because they disagree with the content (which I don't, particularly, anyway) :P. It's on my watchlist because I probably left a message on here at some point in the past 5 years: I have it set to auto-watch pages and consequently I now seem to have most of the wiki on my watchlist.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST)
probably from this and that as it was the last time we communicated. you still are creepy. and It's not that i didn't agree with the content. it just took up so much room. i would have just blanked it but unfortunately kempty is quite funny and persistent.--User:Sexualharrison12:55, 28 May 2011 (bst)

I IZ HOUNDING YOU!!

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See? You fucking love it too, you filthy little filly. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 19:43, 27 May 2011 (BST)
see i would be more impressed if you found something with a play on my name. fail ya homo.--User:Sexualharrison23:43, 27 May 2011 (bst)
What, the sexual harrisonment above isn't enough for you? No wonder you're still single then, you're more demanding than a woman. Finethen.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 09:40, 28 May 2011 (BST)
I'm single?--User:Sexualharrison12:45, 28 May 2011 (bst)
Yeah, sorry. I met someone else. You're dumped. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 12:52, 28 May 2011 (BST)
at least make it into a template. lazy gob.--User:Sexualharrison12:57, 28 May 2011 (bst)

Death Rattle

  • A zombie said "Azzbag nah brrh mah manbagz habrab!" (11 hours and 39 minutes ago)

Joy. -- Spiderzed 07:32, 30 May 2011 (BST)

Dang

Feel free to delete this. But I'd just like to say your a flippin champ at getting bots. Everyone I've seen you already listed with in minutes and here I considered myself stalker of the Recent changes page.       02:37, 3 June 2011 (BST)

thanks! what can I say. i've been bored a lot at work lately.User:Sexualharrison02:52, 3 June 2011 (bst)
I've just been playing with code with my free time. Must have changed my sig 5 times in the last week and edited my user page a dozen.       03:00, 3 June 2011 (BST)


What 'Sexual Harris' meant

Sexual Harris

But yeah, I'm totally in for that Sysop awards thing - Goribus 02:53, 9 June 2011 (BST)

"i still don't get it"--User:Sexualharrison02:58, 10 June 2011 (bst)

LAWL

and hagz was never on the panel to begin with. but i still supported him for sysops and shit i'm high forget that last bit... take one down and pass it around... --hagnat 13:50, 28 June 2011 (BST)

Image-Smileyspassingjoint.gif Image-Smileysmokingbong.gif--User:Sexualharrison14:00, 28 June 2011 (bst)
I found a store which had the most amazing bongs ever... too bad the girl would bitch a lot if i bring one home --hagnat 14:39, 28 June 2011 (BST)
get a vaporizer. she would never know.--User:Sexualharrison15:03, 28 June 2011 (bst)

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--Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 03:10, 4 July 2011 (BST)

umm and?--User:Sexualharrison03:46, 4 July 2011 (bst)

The Urban Dead Wiki Comics Page

I tweaked the entry for The UD Side. Let me know what you think. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 15:45, 8 July 2011 (BST)

pretty funny. so when are you going to vote on the grimmies?--User:Sexualharrison17:02, 8 July 2011 (bst)

I am recent changes

Thanks for the welcome! Good to see you again, old cock. So what's happened in the last four years? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:42, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Holy carp. I remember you! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾ 10:43, 13 July 2011 (BST)
loads luckily we have this wiki. start reading.--User:Sexualharrison13:50, 13 July 2011 (bst)

80s Movie Quote Time

Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 17:49, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Diplomatic Immunity! IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 17:51, 13 July 2011 (BST)
I'd buy that for a dollar!--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 17:53, 13 July 2011 (BST)
DDR stop fucking edit conflicting me on my own damn talk page! yon, it's only not funny when you say anything.--User:Sexualharrison17:54, 13 July 2011 (bst)
I do not understand the meaning of this sentence. Please try again.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 17:55, 13 July 2011 (BST)
As in did you mean "Whenever Yon says something it is unfunny", "If Yon says something not related to the situation it is unfunny" or "Other"?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 18:00, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Bucket of shutup.png--User:Sexualharrison18:01, 13 July 2011 (bst)

I know you gentlemen are tired, but I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH. --Rosslessness 18:18, 13 July 2011 (BST)

am i going to have to unwatch my page today?--User:Sexualharrison18:21, 13 July 2011 (bst)

You have to do the Truffle Shuffle first.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 18:22, 13 July 2011 (BST)
for some reason i could see chunk growing up to become you, yon.--User:Sexualharrison18:40, 13 July 2011 (bst)
But seriously, which of those two statements did you mean?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 20:41, 13 July 2011 (BST)
donkey, anything that comes out of your mouth, no matter how hilarious. will instantly become unfunny, only because it was said by you. clear? you are not funny, ever --User:Sexualharrison20:44, 13 July 2011 (bst)
kk, honey. Love you too. xx --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 22:19, 13 July 2011 (BST)
luv has nothing to do with it. i still like you as a person.--User:Sexualharrison02:38, 14 July 2011 (bst)