User talk:Jess Noir

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If that was a kill for RITA, you should post it on RITA's talk page to claim the point. BUt it's no matter. The All-Stars shall pwn you Bandies! =D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:42, 3 October 2010 (BST)

Sorry figuring out the wiki, slow to post that last KILL. And as for the pawning, just because some people, ZIPO, kill poor defenseless innocent time challenged girls while they are sleeping doesn't make a pawning. Now that I know it is time to spread a little ammo love around, the pawning ends my friend.--Jess Noir 20:04, 3 October 2010 (BST)

Heh. Yea yea, I heard the excuse from Petite. The Bandies can't differentiate GMT from their local time...But here's the same response I gave Petite: I live in New York, which is GMT-5. >_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:07, 3 October 2010 (BST)

Need help? Try [[ Discosaurs/Rage in the Age‎]] (without the nowiki tags, of course!) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:13, 3 October 2010 (BST)

But New York is way closer than I am on the West Coast and my pretty brain just can't wrap around it (smiles wickedly, oh wait, prettily) Thanks for the help, now with the wiki knowledge I can rule the world! Maybe not, but I will be picking off the little stars one by one, All Stars? Ha, not for long. --Jess Noir 20:22, 3 October 2010 (BST)

I really didn't want to shoot you honest. I'm sure you'll find away to get me back anyway.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:11, 4 October 2010 (BST)

ZIPO my friend, I would be looking over your shoulder if I were you. :D --Jess Noir 06:12, 4 October 2010 (BST)

Always am.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 08:03, 4 October 2010 (BST)

He's like an owl. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:24, 4 October 2010 (BST)

Ooooo Nice comparison Rosslessness, way better than imagining him possessed with his head spinning around. I better rethink my hunting strategy and find some mice for a little nocturnal hunt. --Jess Noir 20:43, 4 October 2010 (BST)

I'm not that much like an owl.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 23:54, 4 October 2010 (BST)

Well thank goodness because I was having a hard time imagining I could kill a poor defenseless owl, but since you are not, except for the looking over your shoulder thing... time to stop partying with the local zeds and get busy. I do think the comparison was good though, or maybe you are more like a Hawk? Or a Wolf? or a... --Jess Noir 00:02, 6 October 2010 (BST)

I'm actually normal (well as normal as anyone else). The trick to looking behind you is with a mirror. Best of all they don't know you're looking. I'm sure one you're band mates will stick you soon and you can come pay me back. Which would be good because it's getting kinda boring being one of the few people standing around--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:36, 6 October 2010 (BST).

Ah, but how do you use a mirror in the dark? Boring? Seriously? Why how can you be bored with all the drama slinging around? Personally I think I will just hide here with a blanket over my head until it's over... or maybe not --Jess Noir 07:17, 6 October 2010 (BST)

Well how do you see me in the dark? I'm not a fan of most drama sometimes you get interesting stuff other times you don't. I'll try not to kill you again unless I have to.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 09:47, 6 October 2010 (BST)

I would say eyes like a cat, but that would be suvaloo not me, so I would say night vision goggles (they are a special ops combo safety/night :P ) Drama has always been a spoiler for me. Sometimes it can't be helped, but when it becomes a personal attack fest, bleh! Oh sure make me feel guilty for hunting you down and slaughtering you in your sleep... just tell me where you are and we will get it over quick.... promise :D --Jess Noir 16:03, 6 October 2010 (BST)

Night vision goggles work. Where would the fun be if I told you. Nothing to feel guilty about anyway we're all in this to kill each other. I just wish more of the others were standing.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:26, 7 October 2010 (BST)

Well I was standing until some lurker pker, who wasn't in the competition, killed me again :( , THAT is getting old. I am tired of getting killed by losers just because I am in a competition, what is that about??? --Jess Noir 00:41, 7 October 2010 (BST)

Yeah we've been noticing that as well. I guess that comes from this area being one of the few safe area's and some PKer's goal of being jerks.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:47, 7 October 2010 (BST)

Only twice have I died for legitimate reasons in this area, once I was mauled by one of the Dead Bunnies, eek and I thought they were so cute, and once by your evil hand sir ZIPO. The rest of the time it has been my people claiming to be Nazis and then random idiots. Boo Hiss, don't they know I have a revenge kill.... ummm.... friendly kill to get??? --Jess Noir 02:47, 7 October 2010 (BST)

The Dead Bunnies are very dangerous have come across them before but not lately. I wouldn't say evil I do good works with these to so a little stained but not evil. I'm feeling more and more tempted to forget about you lot and just chase the Nazis. God they're annoying. Maybe I should join the Red army they don't like Nazis. I'm sure you'll try and get me but if I wake up I'd have to be forced to defend myself or run whichever is easier at the time.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 05:32, 7 October 2010 (BST)

What you think I can't load a gun fast enough to kill you in your sleep? Please.... so not true, you will not even know what happened to you, but of course until I can actually remain alive... If you want help with those Nazis I have really had enough of them and I'm all for taking them down. The next time I am standing I am moving to a different suburb. I'm still looking for you, but if I find a Nazi, I will not be afraid to share some bullets with him too --Jess Noir 03:20, 8 October 2010 (BST)

Never said you couldn't. But from time to time even the fastest have someone waiting for them when they come in. Nazis are such a pain if I didn't have a team depending on me I would probably kill them on sight. But I'll kill them if I don't spot anyone else worth shooting still. You're such a generous person Ms Noir.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 06:51, 8 October 2010 (BST)

Generous to those who deserve it --Jess Noir 07:19, 8 October 2010 (BST)

Aww you're so sweet.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:21, 8 October 2010 (BST)

You have me figured out don't you :) Sure hope we have a chance to meet in the next week, I have something special planned, be a pity to waste it... --Jess Noir 07:37, 8 October 2010 (BST)

We might you never can tell what the future holds.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:47, 8 October 2010 (BST)

Soph has come up with an interesting amendment that would make shooting our new friends not just fun but profitable. Lets hope Yon agrees to it.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 08:50, 8 October 2010 (BST)

Excellent, please thank her for me, I will go check it out. Also back to wondering what the future holds... certain death and dismemberment I am sure, and probably not sitting on a beach with a VB after a long day of surfing --Jess Noir 21:49, 8 October 2010 (BST)

I'll be sure to tell her. You never know but sitting on the beach after a long day surfing sure does sound good. Although I'm not much of a surfer.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 04:41, 9 October 2010 (BST)

An Australian who doesn't surf???? Oh the horror. I have heard that it is one of the most beautiful and challenging places to surf, such a waste, you really should get into it. If I could be at the ocean every day, life would be never ending happiness --Jess Noir 17:43, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Not all Ozzies are surfers. A few become rather crocodile wrestlers, creating the other half of their economy. -- Spiderzed▋ 17:46, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Crocodile wrestlers, didjeridoo players and virtual killers :D --Jess Noir 17:51, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Also jolly swagmen, sitting under the shade of a coolibah tree. -- Spiderzed▋ 17:55, 9 October 2010 (BST)

No crocodile hunter will ever outmatch Steve...

	R.I.P.
	Steve Irwin 22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006

--•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:56, 9 October 2010 (BST)

I totally agree! I was so bummed I never got to go to Australia to surf and lurk about the Zoo to try and see him :( The template is awesome thanks Axe --Jess Noir 18:03, 9 October 2010 (BST)

For the record I have surfed just I'm not to good at it also I don't live anywhere near the coast. But It is beautiful.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:26, 10 October 2010 (BST)

I still say, such a waste ZIPO. You must not have had a good enough instructor. If you're ever on the West Coast in America I would be happy to teach you how to tame the ocean, and to love doing it. --Jess Noir 17:55, 10 October 2010 (BST)

I may very well have to take you up on that if I were ever to go to the West Coast of America. I hear the Fortress are sponsoring a beauty pageant maybe you should sign up. I think you'd have a good chance.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 03:19, 11 October 2010 (BST)

ZIPO you are so funny. Have you ever looked at my clothes? Not Beauty Pageant material :D But thanks, I read about it while wandering around the Wiki, besides need to get back to the "home" suburbs after the competition --Jess Noir 04:31, 11 October 2010 (BST)

If you motherfuckers ever come to Australia I'll organise a party with 2 Cool and myself. And to a less realistic extent; Boxy, Linkthewindow, Cyberbob, Revenant, and of course, Grim. -- LEMON #1 03:43, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Only if you surf so I can kick your sorry butt all over the beach :) --Jess Noir 04:31, 11 October 2010 (BST)

I think the gauntlet is thrown.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 05:12, 11 October 2010 (BST)

And what side of that gauntlet are YOU on ZIPO??? Choose wisely my friend... --Jess Noir 05:39, 11 October 2010 (BST)

I don't pick sides usually.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 05:47, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Excellent answer, very diplomatic indeed, but I don't believe that for a second :D I am impressed though --Jess Noir 06:26, 11 October 2010 (BST)

I have yet to pick a side for RO if I'm gonna participate in it which seems more and more unlikely.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 06:33, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Why is that? Time issues? --Jess Noir 06:38, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Might end up hunting the guys who are trying to ruin our hunt instead.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:09, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Hmmm, if you would like some help with that, I might want to do that as well... --Jess Noir 07:12, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Haha I'll have to tell Soph. She wanted me to try and invite you to our group actually. But I had to tell her you already had one.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:14, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Do you remember my previous profile? Jess, has a loyalty to a group for other reasons, but she is technically "groupless", just loyal in another capacity... bleh.... really should stop that head slamming. But yes, please let her know --Jess Noir 07:21, 11 October 2010 (BST)

I hate all those dots. I only have a foggy recollection of your profile from before. And yes you really should slamming your head on things is bad. I'll let her know when I can.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:26, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Thank goodness, you stopped that, I was starting to think the page was going to end up like Axe Hack's and it was driving me crazy. Anyway, I would be happy to help :D . --Jess Noir 07:28, 11 October 2010 (BST)

It's just customary to add one to a reply but it can get a little out of hand. I'm sure it probably wouldn't of ended up that bad thou. I'll be sure to let her know when she returns.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:40, 11 October 2010 (BST)

I still haven't figured out all the Wiki rules and customs, and not being a "code expert" I am often at a loss for how to do this right. Good night, got to go to sleep or I will never get to school in the morning :P *slaps herself with a newspaper for good measure* --Jess Noir 07:58, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Well the one with the dots is in that big welcome board you got given. I'm not much of a coder either took me a year to get around to making a nicer page. Well good night and Take care.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 08:05, 11 October 2010 (BST)

I am never going to go to sleep... I don't even have any sort of clue on how to make a nicer page, good grief it has taken me all this time to figure out how to use an IRC channel, and believe me, Petite has been nagging me for a long time. It will probably take me a couple more years to figure out this Wiki thing :D Take care --Jess Noir 08:16, 11 October 2010 (BST)

You're only human Jess we all need sleep. It's just learning how to play in our sleep that's the trick ;). Took me a year to getting around to figuring out how to make a nicer page since then I've had to do bits and pieces on a couple of pages. It's especially amusing when people used my code back when it was broken without realising it was broken it really messed up their pages. I had to learn how to use and IRC as a matter of staying alive in the perma death cities. The easiest way is just a link to the IRC through Mibbit unless you have a dedicated IRC tool.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 23:49, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Thank goodness being human is okay! I am figuring all of this out, but after the lesson I just learned I am going to start listening to myself when it comes to taking people down in this game. Seriously an ARGH moment today!!! Today the IRC definitely got in my way, Booo --Jess Noir 00:43, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Being Human is okay could be better thou. IRC actually came in handy yesterday for me. Saved my mates got me a kill all heroic and everything it was great. Well for me. But what happened if it's okay to share if it's comp related hold onto it until the end if you want to share that is.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 01:08, 12 October 2010 (BST)

I think if the IRC is used right and not as a place for people to argue and overwhelm silly people like me it can be great and make heroes out of people, even cold hearted killers like you :) Oh wait, that is the point isn't it? I would like to ask you something later on so I will store my venting away for a week. I did learn a valuable lesson though, and I suppose that means it is not all bad --Jess Noir 01:20, 12 October 2010 (BST)

It can be, It can also be a good place to have a general discussion or a debate on tactics when nothings going on. Oh I'm not cold hearted I actually still feel bad about the first guy I killed. Alrighty then a week it is. It really depends on what the lesson cost to learn.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 01:27, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Sadly a lot to me, and it has the potential for more :( But like I say, never again. Yeah you should feel bad about that first totally innocent Girl you killed *checks her backpack to make sure the grudge is still inside snarling at her* --Jess Noir 01:38, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Never say never again. You can't tell what the future will bring. I feel bad about her and nearly everyone I have. There have been exceptions truly evil individuals who needed to be slowed down. You might need to get a leash for that thing you wouldn't want it attacking someone by accident.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 01:48, 12 October 2010 (BST)

• pokes the grudge with a stick* Don't worry, it will only be around for one more week, then I will drop it off at a Mall, somewhere it can be useful. Yes, there are definitely those in need of an adjustment through ammo education, I have encountered a few. I can say never, never, never, never, maybe, never --Jess Noir 02:04, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Who says I'm worried. There are a few more than just a few there are also some who are fun to do it with. You sure can say never a lot.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:18, 12 October 2010 (BST)

You will understand my vacation to Never Neverland in due time, and I know you are not worried, because you sir clearly have the upperhand --Jess Noir 02:53, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Ah never neverland is a great place to visit no internet there thou at least not last time I visited. XD Oh I'm not worried about the grudge but I am a little concerned about Spiderzed catching up. Apparently she once called me a hound of Kempy Bah I'm no ones pet especially not Kempy's.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 03:01, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Hold that thought my friend, hold that thought --Jess Noir 03:07, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Holding that thought. Holding. Holding. *falls from the sky* I lost it.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 03:34, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Ha, Ha. You obviously do not have the strength to hold onto it for a week, now what were you saying? You are Kempy's lackey? How does that work? :D You don't strike me as the "pet" type. Personally I am so impressed with Kempy, I loved his off competition kill and totally appreciated it, and it was so deserved. :P --Jess Noir 04:12, 12 October 2010 (BST)

That was just me trying to be funny so I'm sure I can actually hold it for a week. I have no clue as All Stars and the DSS have no defined leader really more like a figure head. Even if we did I'm sure Kempy wouldn't want the job. It's good to hear you think that. Kempy is a good killer him and Soph picked off both Ragging Torrent and Phozil but yeah the kill was deserved. It also appears Amber Waves of Pain is around to possibly killing like normal but you can never be to careful and she's good so keep your eyes pealed and be careful. She took out Kempy and nearly had some other poor random but Zombie Kemps scared her off.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 04:23, 12 October 2010 (BST)

I will be so glad when this competition is over and I can speak freely *tapes her mouth shut* mmbfghjs --Jess Noir 04:51, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Hahaha not long now.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 05:07, 12 October 2010 (BST)

• takes the tape off* thank goodness, this is getting crazier by the minute. Do these Manhunts always get this complicated? I'm with Sophie, she said on the RITA talk page, she just liked killing things. Seems likhttp://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Special:Preferencese it should be so simple not all this extra stuff, but I guess it is a challenge :D --Jess Noir 05:24, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Normally it's pretty simple nothing much to worry about the talk normally get pretty messy thou like it is. Those other PKers did throw us a bit of a curve ball but nothing we can't handle.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 05:35, 12 October 2010 (BST)

And you will all handle it in All-Star style --Jess Noir 06:02, 12 October 2010 (BST)

I see what you did there.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 06:10, 12 October 2010 (BST)

:D--Jess Noir 06:14, 12 October 2010 (BST)

XD--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:08, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Don't do that XD, there is a reason, although now that I did that, I found out it doesn't matter anyway :( Bleh... --Jess Noir 17:42, 12 October 2010 (BST)

Hey, Massive Bereavement just gave me his coordinates so I can come over and say Hai! this evening. Now if you other AllStars would be as accommodating, we'd all get along just fine. Petite Fille 18:21, 12 October 2010 (BST)

I'm sure no one would of noticed in the first place Jess. Bosch is generous like that. But I'm swaying as a zed at an RP so does it really matter where I am.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 01:44, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Bosch isn't the problem ZIPO, and it was Petite looking for you so I will pass it along --Jess Noir 03:48, 13 October 2010 (BST)

The following is for Axe Hack, not quite what you requested but it will do http://bit.ly/cZQ2j --Jess Noir 03:48, 13 October 2010 (BST)

That's not your location. >_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:50, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Haha yeah I know. Yeah I bet she has a grudge against me now as well.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 03:59, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Axe are you going to hover over me until I stand up? ZIPO, no one does undead like Petite, I am sure it doesn't bother her too much, she's got heavy feral running through her veins --Jess Noir 04:06, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Note: *dumps the grudge out in the dirt* okay, I'm done --Jess Noir 04:18, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Nice bite Jess but I had an infection from when the zergers killed me. Why can't they just jab us already. Swaying swaying. Petite is feral? Never would of guessed by looking at her. I tried being a zombie once didn't get very far. Editing conflict haha. No more grudge then that's good you know what they say about people who go looking for revenge.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 04:22, 13 October 2010 (BST)

My intention wasn't to infect you, my intention was to bite you, forgot I had the infection skill, sorry I don't keep very good track of that. No I don't know what they say about revenge, but I'm not interested in hearing it, I have heard enough negative stuff for the last two days to last me. --Jess Noir 05:42, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Ah yeah sorry. Just that seems to have been a tactic of a few players sadly a few on my team. I can understand that. Hope it wasn't directed at you.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 06:36, 13 October 2010 (BST)

I'm not that kind of player. I bite all the time, even when I am a survivor (a good friend taught me), has a different meaning for me though, like newspaper slaps, all means something to me. Yes it was directed at me, as I knew it would, but I thought at the time it was worth it. I will get over it, only a few more days left --Jess Noir 06:56, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Glad to hear it neither am I. I know how to bite but I prefer a good newpaper slap. Well you're not doing bad for a first time competitor in this at least, I mean you're breaking even which is better than some who are in the minus and you're definitely doing better than the discos and a couple of them are quite experienced. Yep not long now at least I think that's accurate.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:15, 13 October 2010 (BST)

mmmhmm *nods staring off into the distance* that's it, the competition. Thanks for the encouraging words I appreciate it. :/

As for the biting, it is an intimate personal gesture, not meant to be bad, bleh, can't really explain it. Some people attack with their bites, but when it was taught to me, it was established as something different and I have kept it that way for how I use it. But yeah I could see how people could see it negatively, sorry :( --Jess Noir 07:36, 13 October 2010 (BST)

I understand the gesture there are a fair share of survivors who use it in the same way that I learnt it from myself back in the day. Nothing to be sorry about if anything I should apologise for thinking you would do something like that so I'm sorry. The only reason I thought it possibly as bad was all that discussion on the RitA page making me paranoid. I also just haven't come across anyone I would bite so I've never had to use it in such a fashion except when I'm a zed but lets face it they bite.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:51, 13 October 2010 (BST)

And just to add to my oh so fabulous day of accusations and doing the wrong things, I apologize for not posting my kills right, I just noticed you posted something about how you are going to do editing. Sorry, I am sure I did that wrong too :P bleh, I think I will go hide under a blanket for the next three days :( --Jess Noir 08:02, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Nah you did the same thing we all did so no sorry needed. I just meant on the front page as part of a hold out from when Evil were doing this before the Discos took over there is a section that says are kills have to be put up a certain way to be counted. I was just asking if it was still like that because if it is I would have to change every kill. Granted that wouldn't be to difficult to do for all 40 of them.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 08:31, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Ok. I won't worry then. As for the number, that is only because of all the outside interference from Sam whatshisface and whoever else keeps killing off the competitors. If you guys were standing more, it would be different. By the way, I did love the story Sophie posted --Jess Noir 08:35, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Yeah it's been a pity that. They really slowed down our competition killing most of us like they have. It's a pity the didn't sign up and official team so we could beat them in the arena instead of us having to just be naturally better than them. It was quite some story that it nearly got them both killed by your team mates as well.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 09:01, 13 October 2010 (BST)

Zipo, I could have solved all your problems had you just posted your coordinates like I asked. You have no one to blame but yourself. Reconsider my offer while there's still time!

By the way, I'm Feral (Undead), not a feral. Petite Fille 20:09, 13 October 2010 (BST)

And the best Zambah Mama around :D Petite did you get my link to the pictures? When I get home I will call if you are around (one of those mean doctor days, get out the chickens :) ) --Jess Noir 21:25, 13 October 2010 (BST)

I have my cell phone and I've already started herding the wicked chickens. Hell, I had to do the Chicken Dance just to get their attention -- nasty little creatures, those things! Petite Fille 03:29, 14 October 2010 (BST)