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The Ad

Guys, your ad has expired. –Xoid STFU! 16:43, 14 June 2006 (BST)

Alright… your ad on the recruitment page has expired, and has now been removed. –Xoid STFU! 07:18, 17 June 2006 (BST)
Damn, and I never even saw your note here. Oh well, I don't think we've gotten any new applications for a while. Thanks for giving us a couple of days notice. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 07:22, 17 June 2006 (BST)
I tried to give everyone some notice. I missed a couple of groups, but luckily they were ones who had more than a month to update it anyway, so it wasn't too big a mistake. Anyway, I'd sign up, but I'm looking into tossing one zambah into DDAR and another into the DOA. Last character is in Red Rum already, so I'd say you're out of luck. :P –Xoid STFU! 07:27, 17 June 2006 (BST)
Oh well. If you ever change your mind, you know you've got an open invitation. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 07:37, 17 June 2006 (BST)
Come to think of it, DOA isn't my style. DDAR is, so I'll toss char A in there… and I've got one free. I'll see if I can get a revive. If so, sign me up. –Xoid STFU! 19:52, 17 June 2006 (BST)
Awesome! As for getting a revive, just drop by St. Isidore's. They're notably nondiscriminatory, and quite efficient. Have you up and running in no time. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 22:03, 17 June 2006 (BST)
I'd be there already if it wasn't for easy XP constantly jumping at my claws — it's ridiculous; this guy had a whole 18 hours to get out of this cracked open and ransacked church. (I APed out after eating his friend.) and he is still there, so I had to send him the way of all flesh. 63XP was just too good an opportunity to pass up. –Xoid STFU! 06:35, 20 June 2006 (BST)
Heh. Yeah, I remember what that was like (needing the XP, not the idiots - those are still quite plentiful). Anyway, no worries - just means you'll be all the more effective when you get here. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 06:39, 20 June 2006 (BST)


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Profile Alteration
Mrs Amazing
Humour value. Add the link to the "Amazing in a Dress" picture. –Xoid STFU! 02:46, 29 May 2006 (BST)

Nominated Stupid Survivors
The Malton Defence Force. (Their "handbook" can be found here.)
Just look at their page before I wasted time on it, vainly trying to improve it before I suffered an aneurysm. One of their policies: "join us or die!", and their damn-near-illiterate boring rhetoric alone are enough to make me think they need a good kick from ASS. Even if they aren't worth of your time, there can be no doubt they fall under the mantle of "stupid survivors". –Xoid STFU! 04:56, 18 May 2006 (BST)
...Damn. That's some industrial-grade stupid right there. Roachtown's a fair way out of our range, but for these guys it might be worth adding them to the Enemy List just in case we ever get a chance to kill some of them. Thanks for the tip. --Jimbo Bob ASS 05:09, 18 May 2006 (BST)
Funnily enough, both spellings of aneurysm are acceptable according to Since the y seems more Correct English-like, I'll adopt your spelling. –Xoid STFU! 05:18, 18 May 2006 (BST)
Huh. I ran it through a spellcheck and only "aneurysm" checked out. --Jimbo Bob ASS 06:13, 18 May 2006 (BST)
I feel physically pained from having read part of their page. It's groups like them that prompted us to form ASS. --Bob Hammero ASSU! 06:22, 18 May 2006 (BST)
What are you guys, crazy? These guys are in 5 or 6 subbers already. Their numbers are legion and their warriors unkillable monsters. Our only chance is to repent and beg forgiveness on our chafing knees before these, our new overlords. Allah has abandoned us. There is no hope. --Undeadinator 04:27, 21 May 2006 (BST)
But there is yet hope that a way may be found to defeat them! After all, their own leader's chosen modus operandi is to "Kills a lot of Zs, then kills His 2nd in command". With the successive promotion of new victims "2nds in command", there is a chance that we can get them to defeat themselves. --Jimbo Bob ASS 07:00, 21 May 2006 (BST)
Your tactical brilliance is exceeded only by your awesome-itude. --Undeadinator 22:41, 21 May 2006 (BST)
For that, credit must go to my long training under the fearsome Awesome Monks of mythical Tibet. With unstoppable moves such as the Rock Hammer (originally invented by none other than Elvis himself) and the blinding Sequin Blaze, those monks don't take no shit from nobody. Even the incredible uncoolness of massive Communist bureaucracy couldn't keep them down - and one day, when the time is right, the Awesome Monks shall rise again, sweeping idiots and authoritarians before them. And, God willing, we shall rise with them. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 21:44, 22 May 2006 (BST)
In retrospect, I may have taken that reply a bit too far. I do not know, what do you guys think? --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 05:38, 23 May 2006 (BST)
Uh, it was weird, but I wasn't going to say anything. --Bob Hammero ASSU! 05:57, 23 May 2006 (BST)
It anyone but one of the Bobs said it, it would probably sound like they're on crack… but you guys know you can do no wrong, right? –Xoid STFU! 06:00, 23 May 2006 (BST)
Thank you. We humbly serve the good people of Malton, one idiot-kill at a time. Can we invite you to join our honorable little group of stupid-fighters? --Bob Hammero ASSU! 06:15, 23 May 2006 (BST)
Heh… no thank you, not yet anyway; my only characters are 90% zombie and low level at that. Although I don't see the point in PKing as a general rule, I'd PK the CDF for this particular policy just on principle. Others afflicted with idiocy too of course; cleansing the rampant stupid from Malton is an admirable goal. –Xoid STFU! 07:07, 23 May 2006 (BST)
The best part of that policy? Where they invite you to think about it. You'd think the fact that they were using a line which has appeared in every conspiracy theory ever might have tipped them off they were being stupid, but alas, no. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 07:14, 23 May 2006 (BST)
Alright. Well, if you ever change your mind, just let us know. --Bob Hammero ASSU! 07:38, 23 May 2006 (BST)
Well, I guess that's what you get for writing out a reply while reading old Girls Are Pretty entries. It weirds you up, it does. Also, I am so totally incorporating that into my titles, Xoid (for a little while, anyway). Thanks for the idea/props. Keep up the good work, and you may find yourself in line for one of our fictional internet medals! --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 06:16, 23 May 2006 (BST)
Perhaps we can hasten their demise by suggesting that new members be initiated by PKing them until the time at which they're able to become "2nd in command." --Bob Hammero ASSU! 23:49, 21 May 2006 (BST)
Dear lord. My main's in Roachtown, and I'm seriously thinking of going off of my no-PKing (except Bounty/Zerg hunting) policy to PK a few of these laffos. --Flareblade77 RKRRF 17:31, 1 June 2006 (BST)
Well, we - and indeed, all of humanity - would certainly appreciate it if you did so. It's just a shame the game doesn't have a "sterilize" button. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 20:49, 1 June 2006 (BST)
Nominated Stupid Survivor
While I had a little trouble determining what constituted a legitimate target, this bloke is stupid enough to fit into any category… of stupidity. He has been pking me and my group members over the past month and I've decided enough is enough. Plus look at his description, what a git.

Profile -

Evidence -

Kripcat - IUSS Flag Small.JPG I.U.S.S 11:14, 22 May 2006 (BST)

Well, we're really not running a bounty list here, so simple PKing isn't sufficient. Aside from that, I'm not really clear as to what prompted you to report this guy. His profile's mildly inane, but I've seen much, much, much worse. Unless I'm missing something or you've got something more to add, I don't think we can accept this guy. Sorry. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 21:44, 22 May 2006 (BST)
Particularly when there is the question of whether the killing was justified. He may have a shit name and a worse profile, but considering your group, Kripcat, that looked like roleplaying to me. ASS is a minimum IQ enforcement squad (according to the blurb at the bottom of their page) and this guy could actually string together a couple of sentences, so for that reason alone I didn't think this would cut it. –Xoid STFU! 06:00, 23 May 2006 (BST)

Never mind, I've got concrete (well as concrete as you can get without him saying "I, am a zerger.") proof of him zerging. I will post it up on the Desensitized boards. Thanks for your civil responses. Kripcat - I.U.S.S 08:07, 25 May 2006 (BST)

No prob. When we're not hurling vicious insults at people, we're actually pretty nice. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 08:40, 25 May 2006 (BST)
Since a lot of folks at Desensitised seem to go absolutely apeshit over zergers, I doubt he'll be having a pleasant day any time soon. –Xoid STFU! 08:57, 25 May 2006 (BST)

Nominated Stupid Survivors
Also he has an alt with name User:Somebody. With him he has done least this and this.
I know this all, because he's in a same group with me. He can be found most likely in Fort Perryn. Happy hunting! (I support your cause, and would hate to see you targetting our group outside that moron.) --Niilomaan 20:43, 11 June 2006 (BST)
Hmm. We're always up for offin' vandals, but he is a fair distance away. Still, we have been considering putting together an expeditionary force. How do you know Somebody's his alt? --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 21:11, 11 June 2006 (BST)
Short version: We talked in IRC, because we come from same forum and play in same group. (#mbnet_nettipeli @
Long version: Taken from that same IRC channel:
* tessutit is now known as tessu
* tessu is now known as _Yoda_
* _Yoda_ is now known as _Chewie_
(and many weeks later) [_Chewie_] kato kun tein sinne toisen tilin (ENG: see I made another account)
(WHY?) [_Chewie_] että saa tehdä pahaa (ENG: to do some evil)
[_Chewie_] sitä paitsi se on Somebody nimellä (ENG: anyway it's with name Somebody).
Does that coun't as proof, or do I need to send you the log files? Also if you look at those edits, you can see that they are pretty similar. (I like to store pile of useless information. That's why that pile of nick changes.)
Oh! If you wanna know why I really wanna make him pay: 1. I hate wiki vandals. 2. Guy's a total moron. 3. Look how many useless edits he did on my pretty page! He must pay! (And I'm too nice to do the dirty work.) --Niilomaan 21:45, 11 June 2006 (BST)
No, I figure that covers it. Just wanted to make sure there wasn't some kind of specious reasoning backing that assertion. Anyway, as you may or may not have heard, my co-leader's away from the intarwubs for the next little while, so a group decision will have to wait. From what I've seen, though, it looks pretty good. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 21:45, 11 June 2006 (BST)

Nominated Stupid Survivors
His stupid templates, brainless opinions and idiotic suggestions. And there's more where those came from. If there would be an article about stupid survivors, there'd be his picture next to it. (If you don't belive me for some reason, ask anyone who reads the wiki. Just say the word Labine50, then duck and cover.) If you can locate and take him out, I'd consider joining. --Niilomaan 13:20, 18 June 2006 (BST)
Oh dear God, please make him the one! I almost ran over ten kittens today in a spasmodic kneejerk reaction to his retardedness! I don't know how much longer I can hold the darkness at bay... Cyberbob  Talk  13:23, 18 June 2006 (BST)
Heh. If it the Bobs don't consider this, I'd take this on free of charge. (Call it a labour of "love".) I just wish you guys could provide a profile link. –Xoid STFU! 06:32, 20 June 2006 (BST)

Whiney complaints

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Jimbo says you're a zergin' fool, but you don't know, you don't know

I don't understand how your links regarding how I'm a)Hypocritical, and b) a zerger prove I am either. (Delta flyer 20:13, 29 May 2006 (BST))

You should go talk to Jimbo Bob about that. --Bob Hammero TW!U! 20:16, 29 May 2006 (BST)
I hope you enjoy my title. It was the product of SERIOUS DELIBERATIONS. That said, they show you as a zerger by showing you admitting Marty the Party is your alt, and then showing you using him to attack me. They show as a hypocrite by showing you saying "BUT OMFG THEY WUOLD NEVAR WURK TOGETHAR", and then showing you, y'know, zerging me with them. Clear? --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 23:15, 29 May 2006 (BST)
Wow, that is pretty damning evidence of my ALT attacking you, but where is the zerging going on? Moreover, that "Hypocritical" link was Delta flyer telling the LCD (because the LCD at the time were sharing space with us in Halse, and were monitoring our wiki) about the ALT and letting CDF higher ups know of the situation (by situation I mean of the bad blood between Marty the Party and the LCD). If I was a zerger, I think I'd be a little more discreet. I don't care if everybody knows that I have an ALT. There is nothing wrong with it! If you don't have an ALT then that is your choice, but don't call me a zerger just because I have one. Jimbo, you should look up the name Joseph Goebbels, you're propaganda tactics are similiar, and you could learn a few new crafty tricks.
Oh and by the way Hammero, Delta has been trying to revive you outside Isidore for sometime now as a way to say thank you for your kind e-mail, but you haven't stood up in at least a couple of days - stand up bud. (Delta flyer 23:39, 29 May 2006 (BST))
My are propaganda are SIMILAR NAZI? OH NOES!!1! Also, indenting your laughably incompetent reply for you. Now, the reason it's zerging is because you're using your "ALT" (seriously, it's okay not to capitalize that) to attack me in conjuction with your main character, very clearly violating the principle that your characters should lead completely seperate existences. I have several alts, and none of them work together. Never have, never will. It has nothing to do with whether you have an alt, and everything to do with how you choose to use it. And, unfortunately, the way you've chosen to use your alt is zerging. If you don't like being called on that, stop doing it. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 00:21, 30 May 2006 (BST)
Hey, thanks. I just logged in, and it looks like someone else revived me, but thanks anyway. Rain check? :-) --Bob Hammero TW!U! 00:43, 30 May 2006 (BST)
Also, I don't know why you've got your sig boxed off like that, but fix it. It's ugly as fuck. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 00:24, 30 May 2006 (BST)
Jimbo, it looks like he just accidentally put a space in front of that next line. I've fixed it for him. --Bob Hammero TW!U! 00:43, 30 May 2006 (BST)
Alright, thanks. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 00:44, 30 May 2006 (BST)

Both Jimbo and Delta flyer: since it doesn't look like either of you are happy with how this is going, can I recommend that you take this to Arbitration before Wiki Drama War 2 gets started? I would be happy to act as an arbitrator, unless either of you think I wouldn't be capable of being impartial (since I am the other co-leader of ASS, I could understand this). But really, if this can't be resolved without stirring up lots of ill will, I think this should be settled by someone else. --Bob Hammero TW!U! 00:47, 30 May 2006 (BST)

I think that's premature at this point in time. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 00:51, 30 May 2006 (BST)

Thanks for the offer Hammero, I will remember your offer, however, I don't believe I'm zerging (and I'm not going to rationalize it for Jimmy because it doesn't matter what I say for him), so I don't think I need arbitration. Secondly, and this is to you Jimbo Bob, quite being a wiki snob! Not all of us live and breath wikies. I am somewhat new to all of it, so even though I know you are apart of Project Unwelcome, just chill out a bit. Additionally, in regards to my use of caps lock, you have used it more than I have, I just happened to see some people use caps when spelling ALT when I first started here. And just so there is little ill will between us, I didn't intend to compare you to a Nazi with the Goebbels reference, just that he was a brilliant, although sometimes ridiculously cheesy, composer of propaganda - take from it what you will.(Delta flyer 03:57, 30 May 2006 (BST))

Actually, my objection is more to your English skills (or the lack thereof) than to your wiki skills. I'm hardly the King of All Things Wiki myself (I think Xoid may be the current holder of that title). Also, I'm afraid that your opinion of what you're doing does precious little to change what it actually is. For your future reference: it's perfectly acceptable (preferable, really) to not capitalize alt. You're actually the only person I've ever seen do that. And while I appreciate that you didn't mean your comparison of me to an architect and enabler of what is possibly the greatest atrocity ever committed "that way", you should keep in mind that there are very very few people who will appreciate that distinction. In future analogies/examples, you might do best to avoid the Nazis altogether. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 04:16, 30 May 2006 (BST)
Whatever! I can't even believe you attacked my use of the english language. Firstly, I use it quite well, and secondly, how very small of you <shakes head>; didn't you use the word "NOES" in a prior post? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! So unless you don't ever use silly internet abbreviations, or any kind of "net jargon", you'd probably do best to avoid not caring about how people go about typing - especially for something as ridiculous the difference between "ALT" and "alt".(Delta flyer 03:54, 3 June 2006 (BST))
Oh, goodie. Here I was all afraid you were in danger of letting this go, but no.
Last time: First, you are very far from proficient in the use of the English language, and I made fun of your (mis)usage of it because it was funny. Second, oh dear God. Do you CDFers have to have your sense of humour surgically removed before you're allowed to join? The netspeak is a joke. I use it to make fun of those people retarded enough to use it seriously, and that is the only reason I ever use it. Lastly, this is just arguing for it's own sake at this point, so I'm going to drop it since apparently you can't. Please don't talk here again unless you've got something substantive to say or your fragile ego simply can't withstand not having the last word. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 04:02, 3 June 2006 (BST)
If I may? Delta flyer, you are a tool. That kind of L33T 5P34K LOL is only used as a joke. It's deliberate! --A Bothan Spy Mod WTF U! 03:55, 3 June 2006 (BST)
Whoa, I didn't see you there. If I'd seen that, coulda saved me a little bit of writing. Ah well. Also, thanks for the support. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 04:15, 3 June 2006 (BST)
You're welcome. --A Bothan Spy Mod WTF U! 04:22, 3 June 2006 (BST)

You can call me anything you want, but ridiculing a person's ability to use the language is juvenile; doing so only makes you appear small and pathetic! I have a few university degrees to my name, so if you would like to point out some examples of my less than proficent use of the english language, then please do so. I don't think you'll find anything beyond a difference in vernacular. Maybe you should get a job at Webster's or Oxford's Dictionary since you seem to have so much time examining spelling and grammar, however, judging by your judgement of me, you'd probably be fired rather quickly. By the way, I rarely let things go! Have a nice day!(Delta flyer 19:20, 20 June 2006 (BST))

No longer an enemy

Hey - I'd just like to request the removal of my name from your Enemy list. I'll understand if you don't want to, but I assure you I have no hostile intentions towards your group anymore. I still support Amazing, but I'm at least willing to discuss things reasonably. In my opinion, Amazing has brought much (not all) of the drama upon himself. I also ended my relationship with my Caps Lock key :P --Cyberbob  Talk  10:43, 4 May 2006 (BST)

Hmm. I'll need to discuss this with my partner, but you get some props for asking reasonably, at least. --Jimbo Bob ASS 20:36, 4 May 2006 (BST)
We would normally turn down requests like this, but after discussing things, we've decided that you've behaved well enough towards us lately that we're willing to move you from the enemy list onto the enemy watch list (as we do for any past enemy that we're not targeting anymore), but please be aware that if you turn around and start attacking us again, you'll go right back onto the active list, and good luck trying to get taken off again. Also, thanks for politely asking. --BobHammero ASS 22:08, 4 May 2006 (BST)
Thanks guys. I assure you, I have no intentions of attacking you. I'm glad this was able to be settled reasonably. --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W! 07:33, 5 May 2006 (BST)
Glad to hear it, and no problem. More people would do well to remember the benefits of politeness, as you did. --BobHammero ASS 08:04, 5 May 2006 (BST)


Pkdaythumb.jpg PK-Day
Remember that 6/6/6 was Pk-day!

Please feel free to take part, and spread the word. Further Ideas, Suggestions and contributions are welcome. Yours sincerely, :--PatheticBill 23:12, 6 May 2006 (BST)

Congratulation to your 100th kill --Pathetic BiII 23:22, 27 May 2006 (BST)

Arbitration Ruling?

Just curious which arbitration ruling you're referring to? I went to the page, and all I saw was Brizth's messages saying he'll post his decision later. --Lucero Capell 20:35, 10 May 2006 (BST)

Check again. It's got its own section within the page. --Jimbo Bob ASS 20:38, 10 May 2006 (BST)
Ah, hidden in the MIDDLE of the page. Thanks. --Lucero Capell 20:40, 10 May 2006 (BST)

Archive notices

Old stuff has been moved to the archive. --Bob Hammero ASS 21:13, 10 May 2006 (BST)

Got PKed

Hello brendoshi here. Just thought i'd mention tha ti got PK'd -.- got a screen print and going to go in search of a revive. The user is called Fritze and the user link is I have a screen print too, and once i figure out how i will add it ^^~ Brendoshi

Alright, thanks for reporting this. We've been having trouble with these guys for a little while now. I'll go ahead and add another two kill points to Fritze's entry on the Enemy List - and in future, if somebody attacks you, feel free to add them on there yourself. General rule of thumb is if they unsuccessfully attack you, that's one kill point, and if they actually PK you that's two. Oh, and when you need a revive, St. Isidore's is generally the best place in the area. --Jimbo Bob ASS 20:21, 11 May 2006 (BST)
Thanks i just wanted to make sure what i was doing was correct. I had already got myself revived a few minutes after posting it. note- When he PK'd me he was in caiger mall, might be an idea to search around there.----Brendoshi 18:10, 12 May 2006 (BST)

Yep got killed proof here updated the kill points..

You should post it to the PKer list. No need to give us evidence though, just go ahead and update the wiki page in the future as you already did. --Bob Hammero ASS U! 07:29, 13 May 2006 (BST)
Done & Reported --Technerd 09:29, 13 May 2006 (BST)
Hmm went in search of a kill today...and found no one at all to fill with my bullets. No fair.--Brendoshi 16:04, 19 May 2006 (BST)

He He almost got pked but I guess the RNG loved me!

# Schultze attacked you for 4 damage. (36 minutes ago) ...and again. (35 minutes ago) ...and again. (35 minutes ago) ...and again. (35 minutes ago) ...and again. (35 minutes ago)

--Technerd 00:28, 13 June 2006 (BST)


Is it just me or is this person taking us out a lot? He now has 10 vengeance-kills sitting on him, yet none of us seem to be capable of getting to him. He is currently going to be my primary target, afterall he got me twice =/ What is your opinions on this matter guys?--Brendoshi 19:42, 22 May 2006 (BST)

Well, some of those are bonus-points for idiocy and zerging, and we've been taking out his alts on a fairly regular basis, so it's not really as lopsided as it appears. Regardless, I'll bring the matter up with Bob later. Oh - and this kind of thing really works better on our mailing-list, for future reference. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 21:32, 22 May 2006 (BST)

bluecheese and bIuecheese

About bluecheese and bIuecheese, I remember that bIuecheese was specifically trying to grief bluecheese by impersonating him. That's why his name is spelt incorrectly. I'm not sure whether that makes him more eligible for ASSing, less eligible or no simply makes no difference. (Apologies if I'm wasting your time because you already knew this.) –Xoid STFU! 03:10, 24 May 2006 (BST)

No worries. I eventually figured out that they might be different people, and I would add extra kill points, but we're dealing with a bit of "kill point overload" at the moment, unfortunately. Once we get the list down to a more manageable size, I'll happily tack on a couple extra for being a pathetic impersonator, though. :-) --Bob Hammero ASSW!U! 03:18, 24 May 2006 (BST)

Looking for PKers

Hey, I'm looking for some fellow PKers to join the Brotherhood in a big PK party we're throwing on June 6th. I was hoping ASS would be interested in joining us. (The details are top-secret, so if you're interested, I'll email them to you)--D4rk N00b 00:36, 29 May 2006 (BST)

June the 6th hmm? is that not PK day anyway? Personally i doubt i will come, the list for things to kill is getting bigger very quickly, and we are going to need to bring it down. Sorry i'm not in for it.--Brendoshi 18:47, 29 May 2006 (BST)


Some fucktard put one of these templates on my group page, the group in question has been out of action for over a year.. Interesting how this group gets their members. --Qwako 10:52, 31 May 2006 (BST)

Got no fuckin' clue what you're talking about, but thanks for the misdirected anger, attacks, and insults anyway. Mind giving me a link so that this at least has some potential of being something more than you bitching for the sake of it? We don't endorse or condone people screwing with the wiki, so if we actually had somebody screw up and dick around with somebody's group page or anything else they had no right to edit, we'll take care of it - which if you'd bothered to learn the first fucking thing about us before you started vaguely accusing us of it's honestly hard to tell what, you'd already know. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 11:14, 31 May 2006 (BST)
I think he is talking about this. Something tells me you are going to be unimpressed. –Xoid STFU! 11:23, 31 May 2006 (BST)
Ah, geez. Looks like we need to start including links to "How not to fuck with the wiki" to our new members, too. Qwako, you have my genuine, no really totally sincere apologies for any emotional trauma you may have suffered as a result of this heinous (simply heinous!) vandalism. If this is insufficient sympathy, feel free to go to hell and/or not personally attack ASS as a whole if one of our members who is (I believe) brand spankin' new to the wiki is incognizant of wiki editing protocol in future.
Xoid, thanks for dredging up that link. I'll drop Cwissball a line letting him know to be sure not to do this kind of thing in future. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 12:22, 31 May 2006 (BST)
Check this talk page's history, Cwissball is greeeeeen behind the gills. And Cyberbob, if you read this, why do you like the smell of a banned vandal? (They might have bad BO, just like anyone else y'know. Hey! That rhymed…) –Xoid STFU! 12:51, 31 May 2006 (BST)
Geez Xoid... haven't you ever seen/heard of (tell me you've heard of it) Apocalypse Now? --A Bothan Spy Mod WTF U! 12:53, 31 May 2006 (BST)
Hey now. If you wanna get snooty with it, you really ought to reference the original Conrad. That, and draw some kind of half-assed parallel with modern-day politics. That's always a winner. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 12:59, 31 May 2006 (BST)
Cyberbob, (with so many fucking bobs around I have to use the "cyber" just to keep my head straight.) I was deliberately being unfunny for the purpose of being funny. You know, sorta like a variable wraps around once it reaches too low a negative that it becomes a positive? Um… I'll be going… now. –Xoid STFU! 13:03, 31 May 2006 (BST)
You're a poet, though you never knowed it. And yeah, said greenness is why I'm sorry to see him get a warning, even if he does appear to have technically earned it. I guess I'm just a big softie at heart. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 12:55, 31 May 2006 (BST)

Cwissball has been issued a warning for his vandalism. --A Bothan Spy Mod WTF U! 12:24, 31 May 2006 (BST)

Yeah, I saw. Sorry to see it happen, but unfortunately it looks like he did in fact earn it this time. Hopefully this'll be the last time he ends up on Vandal Banning. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 12:29, 31 May 2006 (BST)

So, what's a good "how to edit the wiki without pissing people off" link we can send our new members? --Bob Hammero TW!U! 17:09, 31 May 2006 (BST)

Hmm. Now that you mention it, I'm not sure we actually have a FAQ anywhere on this wiki (not one I can find from the main page, anyway). You wanna slap one together? Seems like your kind of project. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 00:28, 1 June 2006 (BST)
I'm gonna look a little myself, and if I don't find something, I'm going to slap the hell out of putting that page together. Yeah. --Bob Hammero TW!U! 00:42, 1 June 2006 (BST)
You show that bitch who's boss! --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 00:43, 1 June 2006 (BST)
Also, I just stumbled across this. Think this'll cover it? --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 20:46, 1 June 2006 (BST)
I think Good Editing Practices is more appropriate. --Bob Hammero TW!U! 20:48, 1 June 2006 (BST)
Alright. What do you think of cross-linking the two pages, though? Seems like they oughta be mutually reinforcing messages. --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 21:52, 1 June 2006 (BST)
Thanks guys, I got really worried that some vandal was going to get away with desecrating my page :) --Qwako 21:48, 1 June 2006 (BST)
Don't sweat it. Just try and be a little more polite if you come to us with something in the future, okay? --Jimbo Bob ASSU! 21:52, 1 June 2006 (BST)


Well it looks like 26.66 MHz is the official pker Freq! --Technerd 00:06, 2 June 2006 (BST)

Suggested Alteration

You may wish to use <code>{{tl|ASSaultSupporter}}</code> & <code>{{tl|ASSaultSupporterSmall}}</code> instead of what you've currently got. –Xoid STFU! 07:09, 4 June 2006 (BST)

Good idea. Fixed. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 09:07, 4 June 2006 (BST)
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