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The recruitment speech

On March 18th, the following speech was delivered in the Colglough Building and St. Mark's Hospital:

"Attention everyone, I will now deliver a rousing speech…I cannot help but notice that many of you are currently unaffiliated with a group. With the FU Spring Picnic coming up two days from now and the recent undeadite activity it is imperative that we try to put up a unified front to protect Colglough. I humbly propose that a departmental organization like the one I am forming would greatly increase our chances. I ask that you please consider if you will stand with me as one so that we may pool our resources and organize our defense. For science…for progress…for Colglough… feel free to now be roused and inform me please of any resulting change in affect." --Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  04:29, 20 March 2010 (UTC)



Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/D.S. R&D

Your subpage has been moved to the above listed namespace. No links were affected, but your page is now in the aforementioned location. Should you need any further pages moved, just let me know. Thanks. When I fall, I'll weep for happiness 20:39, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Customer Testamonials

Malton Murder Awards MMX: Best PKer Moment

After processing by both public vote and a panel of experienced judges, your group's event Heathers vs Schwan R&D has been deemed as Best PKer Moment of the year 2010. Please feel free to put <center>{{MMXwin}}'''Best PKer Moment 2010: Heathers vs Dr. Schwan's R&D'''</center> on your group page to show your achievement to the UD community:

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Best PKer Moment 2010: Heathers vs Dr. Schwan's R&D

I'm certain it would also be an informative update to the PKer database. -- Spiderzed 20:21, 12 September 2010 (BST)

Order Inqueries

Membership requests


EVIL has an invested interest in seeing Greentown cleaned up. Could you help in the matter? -Poodle of DoomM! Fear is only as deep as the mind will allow it be.T 05:28, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Well, to be completly honest with you, you can see that Greentown is currently a red state,... but to make matters worse, it is a red state in a sea of red. I would like to establish a survivor stronghold in this area, and perhaps use Greentown as a jumping off point to help take back the SW area of Malton. The help that I am in need of is syringes, barricades, and the like. NT Buildings in the neighboring communities are far from the area, and it would take a lot of dedicated AP from both groups to make such an effort happen. And what may I ask is it that you are impressed by? -Poodle of DoomM! Fear is only as deep as the mind will allow it be.T 22:41, 28 June 2010 (BST)
Thank you for elaborating on what you found admirable. I'm rather appreciative of that level of complement. As for bad blood, I wouldn't descibe it as that. I'd describe it as a communicative break down, leading to a disinterest in working togethor in the fashion being discussed at the time. As you no doubt have noticed, EVIL tends to play both the part of the underdog, and the champion. We were looking to further our role as champion by defending the Fort. I'm sure you're aware of much of this story by now. The particular individual that I was in contact with was very sparatic in his communications,... and there were many gaps, none of which were readily filled in, in a timely manner. Many things, crucial to the operation, were made to public to fast, and were cause for alarm, considering what we were trying to do. I personally got fed up of what I considered a lack of communication at times, and inability to make decisions, and help take part in the process at hand. I'm sure I hastily fired off at the time, though in my arrogance, would say I was right to draw attention to the issue. I'd be willing to provide the parts of the conversations I have access to, in the proper order, to help put everything in context if need be. I guarentee it wouldn't be an issue in the future, as long as we're going through you. You seem to be more on the ball than the gentlman in question in the aforementioned discussion. - Poodle of Doom 04:25, 5 July 2010 (BST)
You've got plenty of time. - Poodle of Doom 05:36, 5 July 2010 (BST)
I would like to point out that all really is good between us. - Poodle of Doom 20:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
Agreed!--Belisarius17 21:04, 5 July 2010 (BST)

Alliance Requests

The Big Prick would like to conduct joint operations with you... Whittenside. We are currently refueling in Miltown right now. Asheets 23:20, 27 April 2010 (BST)

Excellent! We are currently maxing out our needle loads right now. As soon as we all max out, we plan on staging a time-on-target attack of the fort, using Colough NT as our firebase. The 1st thing we'll do is drop a gen and some fuel in the NT to clear the place out, if it isn't operational at the time we show up. We'll let you know when we are ready to conduct joint operations (probably starting Monday). Asheets 19:48, 29 April 2010 (BST)
We are next door to your current location, waiting for word on when we can do the joint attack on the NT. Asheets 20:33, 30 April 2010 (BST)


The Wulves work in to the area around Fort Perryn quite often and would like to conduct operations in concert with your group. Would an alliance be possible?--Belisarius17 04:09, 16 May 2010 (BST)

Terms, conditions and situations understood. I will contact both groups and offer same. Look forward to working with you and will visit forum ASAP.--Belisarius17 05:54, 16 May 2010 (BST)

Orders of The Black Rose

Greetings from the Orders of the Black Rose! We are conducting an operation on Reganbank, and we would like to thank you for keeping the area secure. --Miss balalaika 07:57, 30 October 2010 (BST)

Angels Wing would like to offer their help!

We've met many times before in game Schwan, and i think our groups are much alike!

We have no prejudice when it comes to revives, and we get along quite well!

I am understanding of your affiliation with the FU, but we at AW once again have no prejudice!

We hope to work with you and yours Schwan, it would most indefinitely be an honor to work with someone with such a reputation, and perhaps we could learn from you.

Thank you for your time, we understand how precious it is, and appreciate it greatly!

Best Wishes, snoog4 head of AW --Snoog4 08:07, 30 December 2011 (UTC)

While the part about "affiliation with the FU" confuses me a bit (I will assume this is an incorrectly chosen word) I see no reason that we cannot work together. We have similar goals and inhabit the same suburb: often the same building in fact. Pending any objection from what remains of my group--of which I foresee none--I think a friendly alliance is a fine idea. --Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  Friday, 30 December 2011

Like to help out South Blythville?

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Fixing what the Big Bash Broke.

The South Blythville Recovery Effort is a collaboration of individual survivors and groups working together to recover South Blythville to what it was before the Big Bash 3 come in and broke everything.

If you and/or your group are in the South Blythville area and would like to help, Please view this page, and/or contact Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) (DI:MD) (Like me to become a Sysop?)

Please forward this on, even if you don't wish to partake as we can use all the help we can get. {{SBRadd}} places this on your post ;)

Hey there, I've sent you this because you're a survivor group. Please help us if you can, we'd really appreciate it. If you can't help physically, you can always help by spreading the word ;) Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) (DI:MD) (Like me to become a Sysop?) 10:53, 16 September 2010 (BST)


Thanks for all the help with my sig! --Bad Attitude BarbieSDN 05:11, 14 November 2010 (UTC)

Appreciate the invite from my request. I look forward in helping out with research and future development! --BEZERK805 22:34, 11 July 2011 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2011

Stop hand.png Group Active? Request.
In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information, groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages which they are no longer active in. We would like to know in what suburbs this group is currently active.

Please list the suburb(s) you are currently active in.

We are currently only active in Whittenside and Wyke Hills.
--Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  23:07, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

A plea for help

Under the duress of this unknown PKer organization, we have seen a drastic change in behavior of the Zeds, they've become more violent and had won the battle of buckley mall, which seems that our security isn't very good.

Unless You'd personally like to see a greener Wyke Hills, i suggest we take action and trim down the number of violent ferals passing by, we don't need an influx of death cultists on our hands.

I will be going for further analysis on this unknown organization that seems to be trying to switch the balance of power towards the Zeds, I will not allow my home to be taken over by such a menace.

I thank you for taking the time to read this, please have a nice day Doctor.

Blast, i forgot to sign my post again..

--Snoog4 16:39, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

Seems the survivors have actually done a lot, and have slowly been slaughtering the ferals in the region, that.. or they moved on, honestly i have no idea what was going on because i was asleep, most people were, anyways that's my report on the situation here, not very big, straight and to the point, thanks for reading and take care. --Snoog4 08:54, 15 January 2012 (UTC)


Amen, brother! Yes, the first thing I do is check for brain rot. To CRAP or not to CRAP is not a question for me. I continue to have far too many needles on me at any given time. I am currently doing research in Mornington, stop by if you get a chance. Thanks!--Dr Mycroft Chris 17:07, 22 September 2012 (BST)

Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013

I'm a volunteer helping to do some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, you're listed in one or more suburbs, in addition to using a radio frequency. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond within the next month with the radio frequency you are using and a list of every suburb where you are currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our informational page. Thanks. --RWSig1.png RWSig2.pngFoD PK Praise Rando!08:14, 23 October 2013 (BST)

We are still active in Whittenside. Other than there, you may feel free to remove us. Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  Thursday, 24 October 2013
Thanks for the prompt response! --RWSig1.png RWSig2.pngFoD PK Praise Rando!08:57, 24 October 2013 (BST)
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