User:Normal Phobic

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[edit] About Me]]

Dylan Hope
Basics
  • South African
  • I disliked Bush before it was popular to.
  • Classy
  • Pacifist
  • Gimme my CSI (All three) and House, and I'm a happy boy.
  • I read.
  • I write.
  • I take photographs
  • Mostly an FPS and RTS gamer.
  • I listen to a lot of German music.
  • Emos and their music suck.
  • Rather active
  • |_­337 speak. Don't. No. Just, no.
Personality:
Classy. Witty.
Goals:
Make it as a war photographer
Contact:
Email - Only if you must
Calendar
Today is Tuesday, 7 Oct 2008
Clock
The time is currently 13:17 based on server time.


South African
This user or group is South African.
This user wants Cameras
The Digital Camera idea has been sitting around since 2006. Implement it
Rat-Flail
You now have the plague and will probably die within a few moments. :)
Prison tactics
This user/group supports Prison tactics


The Daily Spotlight
For all your news needs.


Fair Tactics Player
This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.


Remove Head from Sphincter, Then Drive!
Pull your head out of your ass, moron.
Male
This user is male.
Christian
This user is a Christian.
Rescue
This user thinks that adding 1 AP to the revive cycle is pointless.
The Zerg
The Swarm's ferocious little bastards.
Don't Take It Personally
This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool.
8/24 - NEVAR FORGET!
This user or group remembers Pluto.
Zombie Nazi
This user is particular about zombie films.

28 days later is not a zombie film.

The Terrans
This user is going to drop 22 simultaneous nukes on your ass. Deal with it!
Don't Nerf Mah PKing!
This user is sick of people trying to nerf PKing.
We love Lachryma!!!
Normal Phobic loves the hot Russian lady!!!
Mighty Bullshit Wand
This user or group supports the use of the magical bullshit wand to educate users with bad suggestions.
Mmmmm Pie!
This user wants a Pie as a gift, screw cookies and gold.
Pointing you in the right direction
Cause navigation is better when you know which way is north.


The PKers got Kenny!
Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
Communist Party
This is one hell of a party, and this user intends to join it!
Asshat
I am conspiring against you.
Paranoia
This user is paranoid.
Free Information
Libraries are for everyone and should remain barricade free.


Supporter of Patton Tactics
I hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass!



[edit] My Template

This user wants Cameras
The Digital Camera idea has been sitting around since 2006. Implement it

[edit] Misc

I usually go by the name of Drenton

Hahhaaa! A thread was started with me as a subject


Whoever said that PKers are all that bad?

If you want, you can use MyPasswordIsShinola, the password really is Shinola (Might be shinola), because the moron who made it is a complete asshole. However, I must ask that you don't edit the profile untill him and I have had our discussion.

[edit] Contributions

The Camera Template. Use it to show your support for in-game cameras

[edit] Memberships

Lebende Tote (Uncle Elmo)

Channel 4 News Team Formerly

The British Broadcasting Corperation (Normal Phobic)

Malton Rangers (Formerly)

The Daily Spotlight (Normal Phobic)

Directions To Exit
Always follow the arrows when in doubt, where to go.




[edit] Relatively important ID Templates

BBC Supporter
This user or group has a Non Aggression Pact with the British Broadcasting Corporation, and therefore believes in superior programming and pays their license fees.
BBC Reporter
This user is a Reporter for the British Broadcasting Corporation, and therefore will stop at nothing to bring the story to the people

[edit] MOAR CRAP

You are inside Willamette Parkview Mall, infront of Colombian Roastmasters. he doors to the park have been secured. An infinate Orange Juice Dispenser has been set up. It is running. There is a neatly trimmed plant next to you. There are 53,594 dead bodies here. Somebody has smeared blood on the wall to spell Hell's full. We're Fucked onto the wall.

Since your last turn: • Kent laughed like a little bitch (3 minutes ago)

Normal Phobic showed pictures better than Kent's (3 minutes ago)

Kent snapped (3 minutes ago)

Kent attempted to murder Normal phobic (3 minutes ago)

Normal Phobic pwned Kent (2 minutes ago)

Kent offered Normal Phobic his Camera (1 minutes ago)

Normal Phobic threw the camera away (10 seconds ago)

Kent died (Right now)


[edit] Up next

Top News from the city of Malton
 B   B   C 
News/Story the testimonial of the last man alive at the fall of fort creedy, Edited by Harvey Levin
News/Interview A short interview with Alpharius of the Gibsonton Nationals, By Les Nessman
News/Story The Day the Love Died...Wedding crashed in Brooke Hills, from the associated press
News/Interview Interview with I am the Police of the BMC, by Devourer of Worlds
News/Interview The Woodroffe Mall Massacre , Artical by Normal Phobic
Column Racism In Malton, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
Interview Does something smell fishy about the fall of Fort Creedy?, By Les Nessman
More news from the BBC



[edit] Facts

- There isn't a suburb in Malton who's name begins with A

- 5 suburb names begin with E

- Caiger is never safe

- A zombie is a rotting corpse. How do survivors un-rot?

- There are 8 suburbs with a cardinal direction in their name

- Rigor Mortis leaves a dead body after 72 hours. Why are our zombies still inflicting damage?

- GIMME AN IN-GAME CAMERA! Now!

- Factories don't contain food. Police departments have water coolers... Clubs have alcohol. But where are we getting our food from?

- It took us two years to find clothes... 10 mOaR yEeRs oT nOoKS

- Never try to use the wiki at 8 A.M GTM. It will not work. Really. Even if you get on before 8, you are going to lose your bandwidth spot to the guy who just has the main page open.

- Anyone above level 2 without a description is PKer bait.

[edit] MOAR TEMPLATES

Visited Joachim Mall
This user has visited Joachim Mall.
Visited Ackland Mall
This user has visited Ackland Mall.
Visited Caiger Mall
This user has visited Caiger Mall.
Visited Tompson Mall
This user has visited Tompson Mall.
Visited Treweeke Mall
This user has visited Treweeke Mall.
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