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Thisi s how my talk page wioll work, it's in catagories, Warnings, template crap, the revolution, and other, when you make a new section, add "==####==" in the appropiate section or i will remove the comment, the lists go in decending order, and don't add with the + tab.



Viva la revolution

I do templates, sure.--The-Not-So-Late Stuartbman The ThirdMcZeds.png MBE OBE 22:38, 7 October 2007 (BST)

Ok, {{Viva!}} and {{NoViva!}} are the tags, and they look like this:
Leaguepic.png Viva la revolucion!
This user/ group supports The Revolution
Blackflag.png Viva la revolucion!
This user/ group does not support The Revolution. In fact, they are government spies...

--The-Not-So-Late Stuartbman The ThirdMcZeds.png MBE OBE 16:46, 9 October 2007 (BST)

Viva la revolution



I choose... the banjo

Thank you; despise the fact that I stole the name from my friend "beachedblonde" I accept the prize for “3rd bestes name evar”. Pie is tempting but unhealthy and I know the dangers of communism. I choose the manifesto in hope it is a premium copy with signatures from Engels and Marx. In case it is laced with poison my last words are: Tell my banjo I loved it very much... --Nuke the fridge 20:14, 5 July 2008 (BST)


You asked on Kevan's talkpage what amazing actually did, so I'm not going to spam his page by answering there. Amazing had trouble with keeping things in perspective and had a tendency to overreact when he perceived somebody insulting or pushing him. That made him fairly drama prone and troll fodder. And every time he was pushed he reacted more strongly in return. Sometimes creating a whole lot of drama, something exacerbating it and the social interactions on the wiki suffered heavily because of it. In the end it was a whole lot of small things that got him banned. Things that normally wouldn't be punished so severely if he hadn't done them so many times before already.-- Vista  +1  21:31, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

It all culminated into a giant arbitration case that stands as a tribute to the drama bomb that fell on our fair wiki. I was in it too,and I managed to get banned for a day for agreeing to participate, and then I got ice cream. Ad thats why it was the best day ever. --ZaruthustraMod 03:25, 10 December 2008 (UTC)


Do you ever grow up? "Insulting me is the reason people DIE". Seriously powerhouse/cody6/darkmagic/dumb ass, please, go away and kill yourself by drowning in the ocean so we won't have to deal with you. Remove your stupidity from our gene pool, it's evident that mental incapability is already prevalent amongst humanity. No need for you to help. Also, in before angry noobish reply.--Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 00:13, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Didn't know a 3.5 GPA was mental stupidity... Second drowning in an ocean would be quite a fucking feat considering I don't live near one.--Jakezing 22:25, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Like I said, inb4noobish reply. Give it up.--Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 22:34, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Why no Chainsaws (moved from Kevan's talk page)

This isn't a suggestion or anything; But kevan... why no chainsaws? This is a zombie apocalypse FFS: And no chainsaws? Unprofessional! --Jakezing 03:56, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

One could argue that your contacting the creator of Urban Dead with such a common, nooblike suggestion is 'unprofessional'. Liberty 04:00, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
If you actually read anything but the title... specifically the first 6 words.... you'd know this is NOT suggestion retard. Its me questing how he can call this a ZED Apocalypse but not give us a chainsaw!--Jakezing 04:11, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
So you're just suggesting he add chainsaws? One could probably argue that you, my dimwitted friend, are the retard Sanpedro 04:23, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Go ahead, try one on your neighbour. 04:31, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
No; I am merly asking how he can possibly call this a zombie game if he did not even add it: Heres my question you idiotic idiots:

1: How is that last sentence redundant 2: Why didn'ty he put them in in the first place?

  • Now; if KEVAN would answer this and not retards who can't read... that;d be much more useful then you people.--Jakezing 04:34, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

I was always under the impression that it was the zombies, not chainsaws, that made a zombie game a zombie game Sanpedro 04:38, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Kevan does not, in general, answer such queries on his page. This is to stop people circumventing the established suggestions process.
I quote from the FAQ:
Can I send you some ideas?
All players are welcome to suggest alterations and additions that they think would improve the game - we can't guarantee that they'll be implemented, but anything submitted to the Suggestions page of the Urban Dead Wiki will certainly be passed on and read, if it passes peer review.
You are wanting an alteration to the game, namely the introduction of chainsaws. You are doing so here because you would be laughed out of the suggestions system as chainsaws have in the past. Your notion of chainsaws being quintessentially integral to the zombie apocalypse is unfounded, for every occurrence of this in the genre I will be able to name two instances where it does not appear. -- To know the face of God is to know madness....Praise knowledge! Mischief! Mayhem! The Rogues Gallery!. <== DDR Approved Editor 04:42, 21 January 2009 (UTC)


I sit here reading your userpage and your whining. I start luling. Then it proceeds to get old and die. zzzzzz. 04:51, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Innsulting me is a reason People DIE.--Jakezing 04:53, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
All of my character profiles are in my user space, feel free to threaten me. I had Yagoton dismantled within 48 hours, you have no power. It still doesn't change the base fact that chainsaws are not integral to the zombie apocalypse, your unwillingness to demonstrate this proves my point. -- To know the face of God is to know madness....Praise knowledge! Mischief! Mayhem! The Rogues Gallery!. <== DDR Approved Editor 05:00, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Who said I was talking about in game?--Jakezing 05:07, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Feel free to inform me of your alternate reality. 05:11, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Foregoing the question of whether real world threats are allowed on this wiki, my real world location is easily available to those who play this game, it is stated in many of my forum profiles. I invite you to demonstrate that you can back up your threat. Personally I think you're impotent. -- To know the face of God is to know madness....Praise knowledge! Mischief! Mayhem! The Rogues Gallery!. <== DDR Approved Editor 05:19, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
You do understand that if you aren't suggesting he put them in, then why bother talking about them to him? You'll only get insulted by players who realise your futile attempt at communication with Kevan as a failed joke. Liberty 06:16, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
OK. For one, swearing on the Talk page of the user belonging to the person who runs the game and, as such, would have the most administrative power of anyone playing the game or browsing the wiki, is a quick way to get banned. Secondly, chainsaws are a tricky idea to propose. People would expect the 'saw to be insta-kill, which is uber-overpowered. I've heard that there's a PR-version, which requires fuel cans but doesn't insta-kill. This means that at this time, a thick layer of buttering-up would probably be the best way to get one implemented or, failing that, writing the code yourself for the weapon. So, either suck up or HIT THAT KEYBOARD, MISTER! --Blake Firedancer T E RNL? P.I.S.I.T. 07:12, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

WannaWannaWanna Chainsaw :( Please mister kevan can i have one? You are great and lovely and super and stuff, your like, the bestprogrammer of zombie games ever so go on give us all a late christmas present and let us have chainsaws...

Nah, can't see that working out....
Sarcasm aside though, I really would like to see chainsaws in game--Honestmistake 10:44, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
It would open up new skills--Jakezing 12:51, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
a solid arguement.--xoxo 01:20, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

this is tasty.--xoxo 01:20, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Would you be talking about electric or gas powered chainsaws, Mr. Jake Zing? --Pestolence(talk) 02:19, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

You mean petrol ;). Electric powered chainsaws would be weird... OHNOES! The cable fell out :P. Linkthewindow  Talk  02:21, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Ima chargin' mah chainsaw?...--SirArgo Talk 02:27, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
True enough... --Pestolence(talk) 02:29, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
There's only petrol ones isn't there?--xoxo 02:36, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Chainsaws are heavy, insanely loud and require refueling. And probably ruin all barricades quite easily. You'd probably fillet a coupe of zombies before the noise drew a large hrde to eat you just as you ran out of fuel. And using a chainsaw in a Dark building? Good luck with that. And name me a zombie flm with a chainsaw in?
regardless of the actual facts everybody "knows" that chainsaws are the ultimate zombie killing machines... It really doesn't matter that its a rare thing in the actual genre or that they would be insanely dangerous and unpredictable to use, surely what is really important is that they have such a strong association with the genre that people notice they are not here?--Honestmistake 10:23, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Actually, methinks that Cody6 has just played Doom 3 a bit too much (because we know he's not old enough to even know what the first games were like), and is currently in the "OMG CHANSAWZ MUTHER FVCKERS!!!1!" stage. Seriously, the best thing to do here everyone is to just stop posting here, and from now on ignore the kid. Does nothing but cause problems, trust me.--Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 11:19, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
4chansaws? --Pestolence(talk) 23:59, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
I don't know the first VG? OK... Space wars 1062; PDP-1 computer (or whatever the letter sequence is). Then there's Pong which most people think the first video game is: but pong is about a decade after Space wars. Don't try and think you know what i can do or what I know SA.--Jakezing 22:29, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Nice try at looking smart. Had you read, I was talking about the first set of Doom games were like. We all know you're not old enough to have played them. And now, I end this. Stop using his page to further your want of Chainsaws.--Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 22:33, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
I remember playing the first DOOM at the age of 7; never could beat the bosses on the first area.... never had the ammo or health usually... stupid goats. Never played DOOM 3 nor have I ever WANTED to play it. And who Said i was suggesting chainsaws? I merely questioned him as ot why he didn't put them in considering how useful they are to killing zombies (and humans) and how it would open up new skills (god forbid we should give humans a skill). How about you try and remember you don't know me at all :D.--Jakezing 01:40, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
Doom at age seven... somehow, that explains a lot. /s But really now, it was a so-so joke that exploded when you reacted horribly :/ --BobBoberton 23:08, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Chainsaws aren't a good zombie defense weapon, number one, very loud and can attract unwanted attention, number two, constant refueling, number three, the blood of zombies splattering can infect you.

SBlythville 16:58, 15 March 2009 (UTC)


This is pre-warning. Do no threaten to kill other users of this wiki. You might as well paint a damn target on your back next time. If any user report you for such behavior again, it wont be a warning, but a perma. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Hagnat (talkcontribs) at 23:49, 22 January 2009 (UTC)


When was I putting on an act? Don't insult me on something if said claim has no backup.
  • ":If you cannot find it: it does not exist." Explain just where the "Act" is in that line?--Jakezing 04:43, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Thank you for your input.--Suicidal Angel, Help needed? 13:30, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
So you ignore the question into your actions?--Jakezing 16:45, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Lol@irrelevance. --Pestolence(talk) 03:37, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
He for no reason insulted me, and that demands a reason.--Jakezing 04:03, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
No, it was not without reason, you were shitting up my legit administration related topic that I asked the owner of the site, not you. Don't shit up his page, it's an unspoken rule, a definite guideline. I've moved all I can from that page to here, keep it here or on someone else's talk page, just don't slap your shit down on Kevan's page.
In short, thank you for your input.--Suicidal Angel, Help needed? 12:50, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
I used simple logic: If it cannot be found it is not there.--Jakezing 20:13, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
Hey m8 been a long time you still helping out in the wiki I could use a couple pointers on a template if you have the time let me know --Divs 02:58, 5 May 2009 (BST)

Mercenary Alliance

Your page was unlinked, so I linked it here.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 17:40, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

The Forgotten Guard

A page you commented on the talk page of, which may or not belong to you, was unlinked, so I linked it here.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 20:13, 24 January 2010 (UTC)


Hi, Jakezing (Cody6/Covex), if you're still around and supporting the YRC, can you re-add yourself to the 'Members Available for Help' section on the YRC page? I'm currently cleaning it out in hope to generally fix our page a little, it is verruh dusty. I am, however, only just back from a hiatus, myself, so I am just cleaning it out entirely and letting people know they can re-add themselves, that seems saner than trying to go by my utter lack of knowledge.

Your blurb was this, by the way!

Covex: I'v mostly switched to taking down rotters, and not much of a reviver anymore, so consider me a semi defender, also offical link to the Revoltution.

-pinkgothic 14:07, 4 June 2010 (BST)