Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service/Containin' Weekly/Article 7

The Greater Good above all. Numbers We're on the stat page. The Commissar Roderik, Big Boss Snakeyes, UBCS Commander Posydon, Members of Command Lithedarkangel Megameh Ghost, Skouth, GOALS OUR greater good. Recruitment See recruitment Contact UBCS forum Subpages navigator Main :: Hall of Fame Diplomacy Winter Fox UBCS History UBCS Navbar Containin' Weekly Archive Archive 2 The Drifters Forums Chudleyton Darvall Heights Eastonwood West Becktown East Becktown Richmond Hills Molebank Lukinswood Havercroft Important Notice As this is the UBCS' paper, expect inside jokes. STOP THE PRESSES! Manhunt '09. Local druggie Lithedarkangel has been missing from the UBCS base for months. If you see him, give him meth, and his memory should be back to normal! Join The UBCS. No witty comments here. Just join us. The more people that come, the more jokes you'll understand! FOXHOUND Daily Activities. 1. N00dles. 2. ??? 3. Profit. UBCS CITY Haliman has added a new title to his ever growing stash of nicknames. Founder of Omega. Old Man. Founder of the UBCS. REALLY old man. Mayor. Leaves This Week William has left... "OH NOES! Wait only 'til Thursday...... NVM" - Says member Imthatguy. Haliman has left... "Who's that?" - Says founder Haliman. Awards Quote of the Week 'http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m383/Haliman111/UrbanDeadBUB-1.jpg?t=1247023778' 'Should I put it n my sig, yes or no?' - Haliman, AKA The Old Fart Fail of the Week '/quit'- The Colonel Member of the Week Skouth - For showing affection to Haliman when he left. From the senile old man's office Nothing new this week. Expect a new segment or two next week, though! Haliman This Articles' Editor(s) --Haliman - Talk 21:05, 13 July 2009 (BST) --Imthatguy 22:11, 27 June 2009 (BST)