The DHPD Newsletter

Purpose

The DHPD Newsletter is a round up of both operational information and informal chats with both DHPD and allied personnel. The DHPD makes no claims as to the authenticity of any statement made by non-DHPD personnel. The newsletter is meant to provide a regular update on DHPD and allied groups activities without breaking OPSEC.

BE AWARE, INTERVIEWS MAY CONTAIN STRONG LANGUAGE

2021 News

July 2021

June 2021

Due to an unfortunate incident involving Dr Syko attempting to distill moonshine and not realizing he couldn't smoke while doing so, all transcripts for the month of June were lost. Coincidentally, any fires near the Beer Building around that time should be considered part of the "Johnny Cash Ring Of Fire Tribute Band" celebration that got out of hand.

May 2021

May 05th

Officers of the Dunell Hills Police Department partnered with Creedy Defense Force troops in a multi tiered operation spanning the entirety of the suburb of Pitneybank. Pitneybank had recently been hit hard by members of the Ridleybank Resistance Front (RRF) megahorde, yet DHPD officers quickly assisted in bringing both the Moorish Necrotech facility and Giddings Mall back to life through "'cade and clearance" operations before assisting in a raid which managed to return Fort Creedy to human hands for a limited time before the swollen hordes became too much for the defenders to handle. Several officers did pass along their feeling of gratitude for the survivors who manned the Revive Point that was used during the operation, stating it was one of the best manned points they had seen in a long time. As they left, several members of the DHPD expressed excitement about going to party and blow off some steam. As Dunell Hill Police Department officer "PsycoPhil" was seen pouring a yellow liquid from a water bottle into the boots of officer "Cissero" while the later was asleep, morale seems to remain high among the returned members of the PD.

April 2021

April 22nd

The Dunell Hills Police Department has successfully spearheaded an effort to re-open the Kilt Store located in Nichols Mall.. The operation was a huge success, resulting in countless survivors being able to restock on desperately needed supplies. In addition, several civilians and DHPD officers were seen wearing brand new kilts, some of whom had been forced to wear their old ones for years. Unfortunately, the Ridleybank Resistance Front (RRF) zombie horde was eventually attracted to the lights and sounds emanating from the newly restored mall, and a siege broke out. After four days and two sucessfully rebuffed RTS by the RRF, Nichols Mall fell back into zombie control during a third RTS despite the best efforts of Dunell Hills Police Department officers, Kilt Store employees, and random survivors such as one Sgt. Mcreedy. Officers leaving the scene were reportedly happy with the effort and gains from a successful mall restoration and were in high spirits talking about going to a birthday party.

April 18th

The Dunell Hills Police Department along with the Soldiers of Crossman, Department of Emergency Management, GHOST, and elements of numerous other groups managed to clear and barricade the Ackland Mall for a number of hours before it was retaken by zombie forces. Though several survivors were killed, it appears all of the fallen managed to get revived quickly. Approximately 2 days after the fall of Ackland, the DHPD vanished from the view of "DBlank" a self appointed "The Dead" spokesperson. Asked about the Ackland Raid, an anonymous DHPD officer stated "DHPD went in first, cleared a lot of it. We accounted ourselves well for that, happy with what we did." Another anonymous DHPD officer, when asked where the DHPD went after Ackland, simply stated "As long as PsychoPhil can find alcohol does it really matter where we are?"