Red Rum/Vasectomy Tour

The Big Red Vasectomy Mall Tour

It's shopping season! That means all PKers in Malton need to get to their nearest mall and start preparing for black friday.

Our job as Big Pricks (didn't need to change this bit, really) is to make sure those brave stores have all their materials protected from those looters and protected for normal citizens (no more George Romero-Sociopolitical referencing, promise).

To do this, we need to circle Malton's mall circuit, and have as many fisticuffs as possible.

Modus Operandi

Just head to the next mall on the list, and start shooting. If there are no survivors inside, debuild and decade, and possibly uninstall generators. Once a mall is empty, decaded and unlit, mark it off here (don't forget to update the danger report) and move on to the next on the list.

On the way it may be useful to ruin the nearest NT to the mall as well, so we can cut off the drug supply so that locals don't become addicted.

Equipment needed

• Bullets, lots of bullets
• Axe (if you want to help decading/degenning)
• FAKs and Needles (if you want to go the whole nine yards)

Destroying any Christmas lights or Fir Trees is entirely optional, but heartily encouraged

Route

[58,52] – [59,53] (bic) (statuses) (update) Nichols Mall Zombies led by the Ridleybank Resistance Front defeated survivors led by the Combat Revive Squad. All corners are ruined and occupied, as are much of the surrounds. Survivor attempts to reclaim the mall have been repelled. --VVV RPMBG 02:45, 7 April 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[32,44] - [33,45] (mpm-ic) (update) (mast statuses) (statuses) Ackland Mall Kajetan563 (talk) 09:42, 28 March 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[19,27] – [20,28] (bic) (statuses) (update) Caiger Mall Much of the surrounds are in disrepair, and dozens of zombies swarm the area assaulting short-lived strong-points one after another. The survivor population has remained persistent despite these challenging conditions. --VVV RPMBG 03:37, 5 May 2024 (UTC)

Status: Skipped as it's already ruined.

[25,9] - [26,10] (bic) (statuses) (update) Calvert Mall "... Calvert Mall is operational ..." BoogieDinosaur (talk) 16:24, 15 June 2023 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[43,9] - [44,10] (bic) (statuses) (update) Bale Mall EHB, survivors inside. Wager4Caiger (talk) 17:29, 13 January 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[52,23] – [53,24] (bic) (statuses) (update) Stickling Mall Totally abandoned. No people, no power. --VVV RPMBG 20:05, 1 May 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[75,28] - [76,29] (bic) (statuses) (update) Dowdney Mall 3 zombies outside, 5 survivors inside. Barricades up, some lights on. --VVV RPMBG 03:09, 5 May 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete! Complete! Complete! Complete! Complete!

[92,7] - [93,8] (bic) (statuses) (update) Treweeke Mall Taken by The Brain Curators and local ferals Jack Telan (talk) 00:22, 5 May 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete! TBP Retired Here

[84,41] - [85,42] (bic) (statuses) (update) Giddings Mall Completely Ruined Wager4Caiger (talk) 03:21, 22 March 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[67,44] - [68,45] (bic) (statuses) (update) Tynte Mall "Ruined, two zeds inside" Dislycan (talk) 01:20, 10 April 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[85,65] – [86,66] (bic) (statuses) (update) Mitchem Mall "... Mitchem Mall has lights on ..." Zashiya (talk) 16:40, 13 June 2023 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[99,77] - [99,78] (bic) (statuses) (update) Lumber Mall EHB, unlit. Wager4Caiger (talk) 04:48, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[90,79] - [91,80] (bic) (statuses) (update) Joachim Mall EHB and all corners lit. Wager4Caiger (talk) 00:28, 20 March 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[66,55] – [67,56] (bic) (statuses) (update) Hildebrand Mall --VVV RPMBG 05:51, 11 April 2024 (UTC)

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[62,62] – [63,63] (bic) (statuses) (update) Woodroffe Mall 26.05 MHz: "Woodroffe Mall Up and Mostly Caded" --VVV RPMBG 18:00, 11 April 2024 (UTC)

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[78,73] – [79,74] (bic) (statuses) (update) Blesley Mall 26.05 MHz: "Blesley Mall up with two sections powered." --VVV RPMBG 20:26, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

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[52,80], [53,80], [53,81] (bic) (statuses) (update) Pole Mall 26.05 MHz: "Pole Mall is up and powered." --VVV RPMBG 02:30, 9 March 2024 (UTC)

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[49,98] – [50,99] (bic) (statuses) (update) Buckley Mall A few zeds around, but the mall is not under any real threat. --VVV RPMBG 05:51, 15 April 2024 (UTC)

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[20,81] - [21,82] (bic) (statuses) (update) Tompson Mall Mystery Shopped by The Scourge D M Penfold (talk) 18:12, 27 February 2024 (UTC)

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[28,76] - [29,77] (bic) (statuses) (update) Marven Mall Partially lit, EHB Wager4Caiger (talk)

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Recruitment drive

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