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If you want to get this page up to good article status you'll need to cut out a lot of the cock jokes and get some genuinely funny stuff going in. I feel places without descriptions shouldn't be included unless the name itself is drop-dead hilarious, as a result I'm going to stick a ton of them down here as well as some I don't think are up to scratch. I do want this to make good article status as you guys have put a lot of work into it over the past while and it would be a shame not to recognise it. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
If you want to get this page up to good article status you'll need to cut out a lot of the cock jokes and get some genuinely funny stuff going in. I feel places without descriptions shouldn't be included unless the name itself is drop-dead hilarious, as a result I'm going to stick a ton of them down here as well as some I don't think are up to scratch. I do want this to make good article status as you guys have put a lot of work into it over the past while and it would be a shame not to recognise it. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
:There are too many of these to effen vote on every one. Man alive. Therefore... Please consider a lack of a vote to be a '''Kill''' vote from me. If I see any I want to keep, I shall vote accordingly. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 21:25, 17 May 2009 (BST)
:There are too many of these to effen vote on every one. Man alive. Therefore... Please consider a lack of a vote to be a '''Kill''' vote from me. If I see any I want to keep, I shall vote accordingly. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 21:25, 17 May 2009 (BST)
 
::I'm with WanYao... kill them all. Archive them somewhere, so we don't get people trying to re-instate them without doing a lulworthy description first. --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 21:44, 18 May 2009 (BST)


===[[Allwood_Drive]]===
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Revision as of 20:44, 18 May 2009

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New Location Ideas

Please suggest a location under the "New Location Ideas" section along with square brackets, equals signs (to make a subtitle), and your signature in this format: 

===[[your suggestion]]===

The reason(s) you think your suggestion is worthy of being on the list.--~~~~

The "~~~~" adds your signature and timestamp to the suggestion so we know who you are. Alternatively, you can click the Button sig.png button.

Vote either "Keep", "Kill", or "Undecided" in bold font ('''your vote''') on the next available line under the suggestion and any previous votes. Remember to add your signature after your vote.

eg) 


==[[Suggestion Road]]==
 Reasons--[[A random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
 :'''Keep'''. I like it.--[[Another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 ::'''Kill'''. I don't find it that funny.--[[Yet another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 :::'''Undecided'''. I just don't know!! Try and convince me to vote either way.--~~~~      (<---- that's your vote!)

All suggestions are an automatic "keep" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least seven days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "keep" votes for it to be inducted onto the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been up for seven days and has at least a two thirds majority of "keep" votes, please feel free to add it to the agreed upon category on the ALiM list. Thankyou.

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The Eastwood Museum

I don't care WHAT you all say. You knew the second I found this place I would nominate it for some sort of award. A museum dedicated to Clint Eastwood... Wow. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:52, 9 May 2009 (BST)

Put it in the same cat as Norris Bank. Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 11:31, 9 May 2009 (BST)
Good enough for me. Keep. --Fujiko Mine 04:07, 11 May 2009 (BST)
Personally i just think it's really funny...keep.--xoxo 05:33, 12 May 2009 (BST)
keep keep keep keep keep keep DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:17, 12 May 2009 (BST)

Tinkler Street

Because the article isn't immature enough without pee jokes. --Fujiko Mine 06:12, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

My my sometimes i could swear kevan is adding new lolcations just to keep us on our toes...--xoxo 11:57, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
There's also Tinkler Plaza School in Rhodenbank. =D --Fujiko Mine 18:36, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 05:01, 30 March 2009 (BST)
Keep - tinkle! Tee hee hee! --Blackboard 16:21, 30 March 2009 (BST)

Hickey Square

Win. --Haliman - Talk 19:01, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

autoadd ala the Hickey Building.--xoxo 02:07, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Hecks Library and the two Hecks Streets

Did a history on the library.--Nallan (Talk) 03:54, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

If you fail once just keep on tryin', aye Nallan? undec.--xoxo 04:19, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Kill DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh wow I forgot about that. Ah well I'll keep it here in case there's a miraculous change in votes.--Nallan (Talk) 02:16, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

The Beer Building Vote on me!

Meh. It's got a description. And it's a bit like beer school but less funny. Thoughts people?--xoxo 08:04, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep - thought it was already on here. Might have been in the past I guess. I mean if there was a building IRL called The Beer Building I would lol.--Nallan (Talk) 05:27, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep for continuity DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Pownall Street School

All a y'all are PWNED!! --Blackboard 15:48, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep--Nallan (Talk) 23:38, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep - where is all this high quality alim coming from?--xoxo 23:59, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
fuck yes -DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Shartman Walk

There goes my pants, I hate when I go to far. In Williamsville. Larr Gota

Care to explain? I think I'm missing something here...--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
SHART = SH[it] + [f]ART. Like... hey guys, listen to this one! Hahaha! Was that the loudest thing you've ever WAIT - I NEED TO CHECK MY PANTS. --Blackboard 14:01, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Also, keep.
It's on the other UD, so it gets my tick of approval.--xoxo 07:48, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
kill - DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

The Leggetter Motel

Gettin' some leg in Crowbank. Camo Bathrobe 02:51, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Nice. We still get the odd gem round these parts after all. Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 02:59, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep.--xoxo 23:59, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

The Horwill Hotel

Of course she will! Camo Bathrobe 18:54, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep - i could have sworn this was already on the list but it isn't, nor in the archive.--xoxo 07:51, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep. Had to think of it as "The whore will...". The "the" makes it a lot alimmer.--Nallan (Talk) 10:10, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep - DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

The Swears Museum

A museum of all the swear words imaginable!--DiscoInferno 11:30, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

keep description would be nice too.--xoxo 07:51, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 10:10, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Bonning Cinema Vote on me!

What's a bonner?--Nallan (Talk) 12:24, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

I took my girlfriend down to tha lake to bone, but then she screamed and I looked up and it was bigfoot. Then I went back to bone her but the mosquito's were going crazy and she said that there was no way.--CyberRead240 13:05, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
also keep--CyberRead240 13:05, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
also lol--CyberRead240 13:06, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
kill but lol@yahooanswers.--xoxo 02:47, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep - your list is ok!--DiscoInferno 03:18, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
okay????? more like fuckin awesome. You're a good kid tho, welcome to the ALiM crowd. Nallan, procure me a template! *clicks fingers sending User:Nallan scurrying away to do his bidding*--xoxo 07:47, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Locations Under Review

All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the ALiM list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.

A clear out

If you want to get this page up to good article status you'll need to cut out a lot of the cock jokes and get some genuinely funny stuff going in. I feel places without descriptions shouldn't be included unless the name itself is drop-dead hilarious, as a result I'm going to stick a ton of them down here as well as some I don't think are up to scratch. I do want this to make good article status as you guys have put a lot of work into it over the past while and it would be a shame not to recognise it. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)

There are too many of these to effen vote on every one. Man alive. Therefore... Please consider a lack of a vote to be a Kill vote from me. If I see any I want to keep, I shall vote accordingly. --WanYao 21:25, 17 May 2009 (BST)
I'm with WanYao... kill them all. Archive them somewhere, so we don't get people trying to re-instate them without doing a lulworthy description first. --Blackboard 21:44, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Allwood_Drive

  • Kill No description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill as cheese. --WanYao 21:13, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Greatwood Road

  • Kill Neither have descriptions + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill as cheese --WanYao 21:13, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Hardstaff Way

Dix Row (Stanbury Village)

The Chubb Building

Longmate Plaza

  • Kill No description + very weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Membery Avenue

  • Kill No description + we already have The Membery Arms which I find funnier. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill b/c it's st00pid --WanYao 21:14, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Smallwood Plaza

Smallwood Cinema

The Cockell Building

  • Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill as cheese --WanYao 21:15, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill - in order to both remove the unfunny cock lolcations and keep them in one compact place CLiT has been created so cockell etc can be removed from the list, with my full endorsement!--xoxo 08:11, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Cocker Boulevard Fire Station

Cockle Street

Coxon Auto Repair

  • Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Hiscock_Alley

The Hitchcock Building

  • Kill I remember there being no famous people mentioned a while back. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep Depends on what people want to get in, as Clintwood Museum. --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
    Lol you idiot, it was eastwood. not clintwood. fucking spong.--xoxo 07:53, 18 May 2009 (BST)

The Locock Building

  • Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Peacock Road

  • Kill - I've never liked this one. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill - as if a bird with big tail feather is funny. --WanYao 21:17, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Silcock Row

Silcock Auto Repair

Tancock Walk

  • Kill No decent description + we have Tancock Park. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill - really, i'm starting to be in favour of putting ALiM up for deletion. It's 90% fucking spam. And when a select clique bloc vote their immature as hell ideas of "humour" in... This is the merde we get. Cheese, you're a better man than I... I don't have the patience to vote on all of these... --WanYao 21:24, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

The Willcocks Building

  • Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

The Boobyer Building

The Bowell Museum

  • Kill No decent description + we have another one which I find more appropriate since it's a tapestry museum. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • screams keep while shaking a clenched fist... --WanYao 21:16, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Butt Boulevard

Caunt Lane

  • Kill Weak. Cunt or nothing. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep I know people who use this regularly for lolz. --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Caunt Street Police Department

  • Kill Weak. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Gayleard Place

  • Kill I don't like this one. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill as the perfect example of exactly what's wrong with ALiM. --WanYao 21:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Clapp Lane

  • Kill Needs a decent description first. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • keep the name is my justification. --WanYao 21:18, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Cummings Bank

Headland Street Fire Station

See i don't get how you wanna keep one and kill the other? As locations (ignoring any description they may or may have on their pages) they are equally funny. How can you want one to stay and not the other?? That's why we have the italics/bolding/featured statuses, to direct people to the one's that are worth actually checking out the page of.--xoxo 07:35, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Tutcher Walk

  • yawn = kill --WanYao 21:20, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill, but keep tutcher place. --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Swallow Auto Repair

Dickin Park

Dickason Towers

  • Kill Weak. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • we are not amused. aka kill. --WanYao 21:15, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Keep we are! :P --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

  • That's it cheese i'm gonna dickason, and it could be yours ;) Ohhh see that i just used an alim in conversation ;) Keep--xoxo 08:12, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Seaman Boulevard (Old Arkham)

  • meh ... aka kill as per cheese. --WanYao 21:19, 17 May 2009 (BST)

The Spong Building

  • Kill Stick it somewhere else. This isn't much on an insult. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill as not funny --WanYao 21:14, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Category Changes

The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either Keep in current category or Move to category suggested.


General Discussion

Award Voting

Please place votes under the corresponding heading. One vote per person per award.

Best Location Description

  1. Danger Alley--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  2. Crabbe Bank. --CyberRead240 03:41, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  3. Cockburn Plaza Railway Station - for old times sake. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:21, 8 October 2008 (BST)
    *wipes tear from eye* Ah we were young, things were funny, life was good. --xoxo 09:46, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  4. The Boobyer Building Im sorry. Its just so lean. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:53, 21 October 2008 (BST)
  5. The Every Building, late runner but i've always loved this one.--xoxo 00:46, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Okay we need some sort of vague consensus here. Can someone who's already voted change their vote to one of the others...please? Or someone who hasn't voted come and vote for one of these, don't bring anymore into the fold, please! --xoxo 07:40, 18 May 2009 (BST)


Best ALiM (based solely on the name)

  1. Fluck Library--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  2. Power Towers --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:33, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  3. Concur! DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:45, 10 October 2008 (BST)
  4. Heming Way ily wordplay--CyberRead240 03:47, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  5. As read, i was gonna suggest this but nick doesn't like it and i didnt want him angry at me...--xoxo 09:44, 8 October 2008 (BST)
    What? I like this one! Sometimes it's like you don't know me at all... :'( --Nallan (Talk) 01:59, 9 October 2008 (BST)
  6. The Geake Building because come on... what do we all really have in common?? (other than that we're all FUCKING AWESOME) WHAT!! YOU AXED THE GEAKE BUILDING?? WFT I KILL YOU so I don't know... Cockburn Plaza Railway Station I guess. --Blackboard 13:09, 9 October 2008 (BST)
    Let's bring it back blacky, i'm pleased i had no say in that...--xoxo 13:36, 9 October 2008 (BST)
    Seconded. I think this is the best one all around. Though I personally really really like Heming Way, because I'm a geake for literary references. ;) --Jen 04:07, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Shortlist

Place your sig next to the one you want to vote for. Add the one you want if it's not there.


RESULT!!

Okay so i dispensed awards to Getson, Norris, Longman and Topleaf (which can be seen on their respective lolcation pages) and deleted off the awards that didn't need a result. However the last 2 catergories need more votes. So people get in there and decide which location should win each award!!!--xoxo 07:46, 18 May 2009 (BST)

IMPORTANT

Okay people due to pressure of cheese and wan ALiM Inc has decided that the 'unfunny' cock locations will be removed from alim to improved the articles quality. However, considering taht cock locations, both funny and unfunny, are and have always been an essential part of what is alim they will be kept on a subpage known only as CLiT, more on that later. So please, vote on the above locations on whether or not you find them funny, resting assured that the army of cock locations in malton will be saved and cherished by future generations!--xoxo 07:57, 18 May 2009 (BST)

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