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Rejected Locations

Started April '08. If removing rejected locations from the talk page please add them to the bottom of this list.

The Southcott Building

AKA location 69,69 --xoxo 09:09, 30 March 2008 (BST)

kill - simply being at 69,69 is nothing special --Scotw 12:05, 30 March 2008 (BST)
Kill - OMGZ THEREZ KIDZ ON THE WIKI?! but yeh, kill.--CyberRead240 08:10, 31 March 2008 (BST)
Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 08:21, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Titus General Hospital

i know its a name, but still - its a funny name.--xoxo 07:51, 30 March 2008 (BST)

Kill on sight.--Luke Skywalker 11:28, 30 March 2008 (BST)
Re: Like you? LOLOLOLOL!!!--xoxo 11:34, 30 March 2008 (BST)
Kill on sight. lol. --CyberRead240 12:32, 30 March 2008 (BST)
weak kill - this is borderline at best --Scotw 19:44, 31 March 2008 (BST)
Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 08:21, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Templeton Bank

U kno, liek Templeton, frm Charlottes Web?????? --CyberRead240 14:34, 1 April 2008 (BST)

no, i don't know...kill.--xoxo 05:28, 2 April 2008 (BST)
bahaha. I totally am not serious about this hahahah --CyberRead240 07:20, 2 April 2008 (BST)
kill--Scotw 01:26, 4 April 2008 (BST)

The Spare Motel

I just love seeing my sig! --LH779 15:46, 1 April 2008 (BST)

kill.--xoxo 06:37, 3 April 2008 (BST)
undecided --~~~~ [talk] 16:10, 3 April 2008 (BST)
kill - what is being spared? or is this a bowling alley/motel --Scotw 01:26, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Kill no--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|Z.Quiz|PSS 23:07, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Kill nnoway.--CyberRead240 04:42, 6 April 2008 (BST)
No need but kill anyway.--Nallan (Talk) 08:21, 6 April 2008 (BST)

The Topleaf Building

--LH779 12:37, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Kill --CyberRead240 12:47, 2 April 2008 (BST)
eh? kill.--xoxo 06:37, 3 April 2008 (BST)
Kill sounds Canadian--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|Z.Quiz|PSS 09:21, 3 April 2008 (BST)
kill --~~~~ [talk] 16:10, 3 April 2008 (BST)
Kill--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 16:56, 3 April 2008 (BST)
kill - i dont get it, some kind of adam and eve thing? --Scotw 01:26, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 08:21, 6 April 2008 (BST)
Kill--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 12:13, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Parrott Plaza

Beats the usual pigeon infested plazas you get around here.--xoxo 14:16, 23 April 2008 (BST)

Mmmm... I'm undecided but leaning towards kill. So tread carefully!--Nallan (Talk) 08:27, 24 April 2008 (BST)
Imagine the "Sydney Pigeons", and replace them with Parrots. Then imagine that as a part of the location description. For me, this is a Keep. --Scurley7 11:46, 27 April 2008 (BST)
lol. Man them pigeons was fucked up, bitch. lol though coz they had no feet.--Nallan (Talk) 14:37, 27 April 2008 (BST)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 12:32, 28 April 2008 (BST)

kill not for me --CyberRead240 13:02, 28 April 2008 (BST)
kill parrots only do it for me when they are on the shoulders of bearded pirates --Scotw 01:42, 5 May 2008 (BST)

St Linus's Hospital Vote on me!

So we now have Famous People category, eh? --~~~~ [talk] 18:56, 14 April 2008 (BST)

Who is that?? Never heard of 'em, kill. It makes me think of Linux for some reason...--xoxo 02:05, 15 April 2008 (BST)
I think he means Linus, as in the guy who invented Linux. Or he could mean Linus from Peanuts. Either way, I am undecided until further clarification.--CyberRead240 15:18, 15 April 2008 (BST)
kill - blah --Scotw 19:33, 18 April 2008 (BST)
Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 11:15, 19 April 2008 (BST)
Linus Torvalds. Congrats, you've proven yourself ignorant --~~~~ [talk] 12:21, 19 April 2008 (BST)
ha! What a nice typical looking nerd. And thats the great thing about this category, if people haven't heard of someone they just vote kill and we get an accurate representation of how well known a person is and if they're worthy of making "the list"--xoxo 13:14, 19 April 2008 (BST)
Kill because Duke acted a little too high and mighty in his response right there.--CyberRead240 13:02, 28 April 2008 (BST)

The Rudd Building and Rudd Place Vote on me!

Australian prime minister Kevan "07" Rudd.--Nallan (Talk) 06:28, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I think this would be decided if people overseas have heard of him. We don't want too obscure people entering the category so think it should be limited to well known film/tv stars, musicians, historical figures and maybe national heads of state. Any thoughts? I'll go keep with this (as he is a head of state).--xoxo 06:37, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Kill This isn't very amusing to anyone who hasn't heard of the guy, which would be the majority of the game's players.Lbgrowl 07:09, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Yeah I figured so. The beauty of this is, anyone can put any name up and the votes will decide on whether the person is well known enough to be on the list.--Nallan (Talk) 07:17, 8 April 2008 (BST)
I still think he should go in famous places. I mean, he is only 6 months or so into term, hes still got 28 or something left so there is still time for him to make an impact. I'm no fan of him, but it is a famous person. Keep, oh and Nick. Nice. Well done hahaha--CyberRead240 10:09, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Keep - although I'm not Australian myself I still know him. Ha. --LH779 12:37, 8 April 2008 (BST)
undecided i dont know this guy, but if he is anything like mic dundee, he is ok in my book --Scotw 23:03, 22 April 2008 (BST)

Campain Drive

Exactly like it sounds.. but without the 'G' --Ryan AshwoodTalkEDU!Scotland flag.JPG 17:38, 22 April 2008 (BST)

kill am i missing something? what do i do with this 'G'? or are you referring to 'G' as in gansta? if so i am an OG so its cool--Scotw 23:03, 22 April 2008 (BST)
kill - i'm pretty sure its like campaign, only its missing the 'g'. Which isn't lol anyway.--xoxo 06:54, 23 April 2008 (BST)
Keep I dunno, personally I like it. --Nitro378 T JNL 07:43, 23 April 2008 (BST)
Kill Does not bring the lols. Unless we had a halo section. Which we never would.--CyberRead240 09:08, 23 April 2008 (BST)
NEVAR!--xoxo 09:31, 23 April 2008 (BST)
Doesnt anybody get it??... You know, like "Kevan's campain drive" or something? --Nitro378 T JNL 16:57, 23 April 2008 (BST)

I didn't get it, made me think of a Age of Empires campaign for some reason, but still, i'l sticking with Kill.--xoxo 01:08, 24 April 2008 (BST)

I didn't get it at first either. Now I know - Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 08:26, 24 April 2008 (BST)


Sigh.

From www.freedictionary.com

cam·paigner n.

Synonyms: campaign, crusade, drive, push These nouns denote a vigorous concerted effort to accomplish a purpose: a fund-raising campaign; a crusade for improved social services; a drive to sell bonds; a push to get the bill passed.

--Nitro378 T JNL 17:10, 12 May 2008 (BST)

Thank you SO much for teaching me English, Nitro... I get what it means, I get the word play. I just don't find it funny. Sigh all you want, really, it's still a Kill for me.--CyberRead240 09:54, 16 May 2008 (BST)

Branagan Way Vote on me!

That's Branagan's Law! Famous ppl.--Nallan (Talk) 08:12, 8 April 2008 (BST)

kill yeah thats funny....NOT!--xoxo 09:15, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Zap? Undec--CyberRead240 09:51, 9 April 2008 (BST)
Oh are you talking about zap branagan? is it even spelt like that?--xoxo 13:22, 9 April 2008 (BST)
Hence the Undecided.--CyberRead240 13:41, 9 April 2008 (BST)
Undecided--CorndogheroT-S-Z 18:57, 11 April 2008 (BST)
keep - only if somebody creates a funny description beforehand --Scotw 19:33, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Ponting Plaza

Famous PPL. Crickets pretty big in england so I'm hoping a few more people will know who this is, as opposed to Kevin 'twat' Rudd--CyberRead240 09:11, 6 May 2008 (BST)

meh, kill. i mean yeah he's there, but i'm totally like so what?--xoxo 11:47, 8 May 2008 (BST)
who? --LH779 08:36, 11 May 2008 (BST)
Ricky Ponting - some bat waving douche bag. Judging by the fact that he was on the australian cricket team he's probably a rapist too...--xoxo 10:35, 11 May 2008 (BST)
kill enough with the famous people how is this amusing? --Scotw 11:10, 11 May 2008 (BST)


Sillence Walk Police Department

2 blocks from The Yelling Building, added to the list by Garum but i removed it for voting. a def keep IMO.--xoxo 01:12, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Haha that's good, but only in the context of the yelling building. I think this should be mentioned on each page's description but I'm gonna say kill for this as an ALiM in its own right.--Nallan (Talk) 07:57, 11 May 2008 (BST)
kill i agree with nallan on this one --Scotw 11:10, 11 May 2008 (BST)
Kill, not really worthwhile on the second glance....--CyberRead240 12:48, 12 May 2008 (BST)

Pipe Plaza

urban dead relevant --Scotw 11:33, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Undecided leaning towards kill.--Nallan (Talk) 15:08, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Undecided unless it's a crack pipe, then we'll have a keep... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:12, 8 June 2008 (BST)
i think i am being misunderstood here, think of how Axe Grove is urban dead relevant because of the axe. pipe plaza is relevant because of the Pipe --Scotw 15:48, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Toss it - It would be funnier if it was a crack pipe...
Crack-pipe.jpg It seemed like a good Idea…
Axe Hack has given ALiM a crackpipe with crack.
--•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:50, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Toss you i say goodsir! - Keep, ud rel or just lol for teh crackpipe.--xoxo 15:53, 8 June 2008 (BST)

i guess i earned that one --Scotw 15:53, 8 June 2008 (BST)

There's more where that came from... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:54, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Milk? moneytree? cookie? orange?--xoxo 15:55, 8 June 2008 (BST)
No milk for you. Or cookie. Or orange. But I can spare a tree.
Money tree.jpg Money Tree
Money Really Does Grow On Trees!
Now go waste it on more crack. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:58, 8 June 2008 (BST)
Bail on pipe plaza.--CyberRead240 12:22, 11 June 2008 (BST)

The Organ Museum

I liked it at first, but no longer! Kill from me. What's the consensus?--Nallan (Talk) 08:02, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Keep.--xoxo 09:20, 20 May 2008 (BST)
keep --Scotw 20:00, 20 May 2008 (BST)
Kill - Ioncannon11 14:30, 25 May 2008 (BST)
KILL--Dr Mycroft Chris 17:57, 13 June 2008 (BST)
Killl - No thanks. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

The Organ Arms

more organs --Scotw 20:04, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Organ Avenue

body parts --Scotw 13:52, 18 May 2008 (BST)

Poulet Place

(Poulet is the french word for "chicken") (submitted by Skritz)

Kill. What's interesting to ponder is whether or not I would vote keep if it was called "Chicken Place". Does that make me a racist bigot? That being said, this would definitely make for a lolworthy description.--Nallan (Talk) 07:16, 24 June 2008 (BST)
Kill but plz lolify. We need moar lolification.--xoxo 08:19, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep - though barely. it's a food place ... --WanYao 08:53, 24 June 2008 (BST)
Valid point - i'll take it over to ELiM. Food isn't a reason for ALiM tho ppl.--xoxo 08:57, 24 June 2008 (BST)
kill/ELiM - not funny --Scotw 09:26, 24 June 2008 (BST)
KILL..as in headless chicken--Dr Mycroft Chris 07:46, 28 June 2008 (BST)

Sears Auto Repair

How the hell did you guys miss this building? I gave out a little chuckle when I passed it in Tollyton just a few minutes ago. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:36, 14 June 2008 (BST)

kill - i do get it. and it's not THAT funny. it's the name of a department store's car section, whatev's. --WanYao 09:08, 24 June 2008 (BST)
I don't get it.--Nallan (Talk) 08:38, 15 June 2008 (BST)
Phew - i'm glad you said that, i thought i might be the only one.--xoxo 08:49, 15 June 2008 (BST)
Are we being trolled?--CyberRead240 11:16, 15 June 2008 (BST)
do you guys not have sears stores over there? perhaps that guy thought it is amusing because it actually exists. that photo is one of the few i have not had to photoshop before uploading. --Scotw 12:01, 15 June 2008 (BST)
Oh sears, yeah we dont have it here. So is there an actual "Sears Auto Repair"--CyberRead240 12:25, 15 June 2008 (BST)
Wow thats pretty FAKin awesome. Defo Keep, but upload a bigger image so people can bask in ALiMs reflective glory!--xoxo 13:00, 15 June 2008 (BST)

i like this picture better. although it seems strangely clean to me, and why didnt anybody tell the guy in the red shirt to get out of the damn picture --Scotw 13:10, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Oh why don't you just upload the Sears logo? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:49, 16 June 2008 (BST)
He's a zambah, obviously. Keep. Fucking idiot Australians and their fucking Bob Janes...--Nallan (Talk) 13:51, 15 June 2008 (BST)
Say "Hello!", To your Tyrepower Pro.--CyberRead240 14:39, 15 June 2008 (BST)
KEEP, & I can't believe a real world place is in the game!--Dr Mycroft Chris 21:23, 15 June 2008 (BST)

What category are people thinking?--xoxo 14:19, 17 June 2008 (BST)

When it comes to this building, people are probably thinking "Real World Locations" or something... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:31, 17 June 2008 (BST)
do we have any others like that thought? Not making a category for one location...maybe as a special note on JPB...--xoxo 14:32, 17 June 2008 (BST)
Who knows? We could probably find another one...Last time I checked, one of the malls in Malton was a real-world location...Don't remember which one, though... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:35, 17 June 2008 (BST)
i did a quick look at my image contributions and i estimate i have uploaded about 25 images of places that really exist. do we want to go down this path? i am sure many many many places really exist --Scotw 19:27, 17 June 2008 (BST)
Perhaps, nick and i have uploaded 2 but they were put on alim for being lols and then we got real world pics. I mean there are towns called Cockburn but that doesn't make it worthy of Real world - it's a cock location through and through. How many locations do we have thats only alim value is that they are real places?--xoxo 09:58, 18 June 2008 (BST)
I was gonna say no to this, but I do like Sears Auto Repair. It has to be like spot on the real place though. Like exact same name.--Nallan (Talk) 12:12, 18 June 2008 (BST)

the following places exist in real life somewhere, some of the images have been edited to remove phone numbers or location names (such as boston or london). should they all be added to the list? i am sure more exist, it will be madness. please do not allow the list to grow for this junk

i dont feel like doing anymore, but i will to prove my point that there are too many--Scotw 18:30, 18 June 2008 (BST)

O.O That's a lot... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:38, 18 June 2008 (BST)

Point proven. I say put a little note on the Sears page saying wow this is lol, lookie a link to sears auto repairs wikipedia page, kthxbi. Nooooooooooo ALiM!--xoxo 05:07, 19 June 2008 (BST)

OK yeah I think places that have real-world counterparts are fantastic, because it gives us access to photos and gives the place a more real feel to it, but putting them all on ALiM would probably be inappropriate. I mean it's not exactly amusing. Well it kinda is. But yeah - maybe we should make a "Real-World Locations in Malton" subpage ;) (I'm kinda joking but mostly not).--Nallan (Talk) 07:59, 19 June 2008 (BST)
Yeah, I'll second that, this is not for ALim, but a RWL sub-page--Dr Mycroft Chris 07:48, 28 June 2008 (BST)

The Geake Building

If it was Geake Street yes. This no. -- Cheese 16:06, 24 June 2008 (BST)

weak kill --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
kill--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

The Hardy Building

Hardon I could understand, but not this. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

weak kill--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
kill - not the same as hardyman --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Hardy Row

As Hardy Building. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Keeep--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
kiill - a hardy building --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

The Peek Arms

Nah. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
weak keep - i dunno about this one --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
kill--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Hellings Park

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
keep being that Hellings Park is next door to Hecks Library, this is amusing --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Kill - Nope. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Hecks Library

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

undec.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
keep being that Hellings Park is next door to Hecks Library, this is amusing --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Kill - Nope. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Corpe Park

For this to be keep from me it would have to be spelled correctly--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
weak keep i can see nallans point --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Kill - How is this funny? -- Cheese 10:41, 20 June 2008 (BST)
kill - yawn --WanYao 09:21, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Club Santler

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

def kill.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
kill i dont even get this, some kind of reindeer thing with the antlers? --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Kill - Nope. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)
kill - why is it even there in first place? --WanYao 09:22, 24 June 2008 (BST)
Re:It was nick on a powertrip. And coz he loves Club Santlerville ;) --xoxo 09:24, 24 June 2008 (BST)

The Whale Building

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

haha keep! fat chix!--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
kill whales are not funny unless they are swallowing biblical figures --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Kill - Nah. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Moon Way

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

undec.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
weak keep i can be swayed on this one --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Kill - Not that funny really. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Male Way

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill --xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
keep sexist locations please me, see kitchens monument --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Kill - Not that funny. -- Cheese 10:42, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Gall General Hospital

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
kill although it is a body part, screw the gall bladder. --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

The Spear Arms Vote on me!

Had a look through all the arms category to see if there were any other good ones. This is all I came up with. Imagine on the location page a drawing of a man with spears for arms. I feel an ALiM coming on...--Nallan (Talk) 14:10, 21 May 2008 (BST)

undec. - make it lol and try me again, if its lol enough i'll let her through.--xoxo 13:49, 22 May 2008 (BST)
kill - weak. --WanYao 14:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep only if picture is included first --Scotw 18:07, 29 June 2008 (BST)
keep lol reminds me of terminator 2, and we all know that was the best one.--GomerPyle41 12:26, 14 July 2008 (BST)
kill - you failed to make it lol and will now pay the ulitmate price!--xoxo 07:58, 31 July 2008 (BST)
undecided If it had a suitable pic maybe --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Baring Lane in Peppardville Vote on me!

Added directly to the list by User:Ramco, check the description - i'm pretty sure it is for sexual acts.--xoxo 06:42, 2 June 2008 (BST)

keep--xoxo 06:42, 2 June 2008 (BST)
Keep. Nice work Ramco.--Nallan (Talk) 06:44, 2 June 2008 (BST)
kill - i dont get it, must be an england thing, and i am too lazy to google this myself --Scotw 18:07, 29 June 2008 (BST)
Kill - Just don't get it?--GomerPyle41 12:24, 14 July 2008 (BST)
kill - not very funny. lame in fact. --WanYao 17:08, 15 July 2008 (BST)

The Eatwell Hotel Vote on me!

Perhaps this belong in ELiM???... --WanYao 16:55, 15 July 2008 (BST)

Strong Undecided. I swear this has come through here before.--Nallan (Talk) 05:52, 17 July 2008 (BST)
As nick actually...i'm really really unsure if i like this one or not. not elim tho.--xoxo 09:17, 17 July 2008 (BST)
Undecided? This is hilarious! --WanYao 00:09, 21 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - interesting but not amusing --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Finlay Boulevard

You know...that WWE wrestler nicknamed "The Fighting Irishman"...you know...the old Irish dude who loves to fight. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:14, 20 July 2008 (BST)

  • Weak! That's a No, eh? --WanYao 00:07, 21 July 2008 (BST)
Why not? I mean, there are already a few locations on ALiM named after famous people... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:55, 21 July 2008 (BST)
read the discussion down the bottom. It has to be an exceptionally good famous person to get into alim these days. Anything WWE relevant will not qualify. Unless it is to do with Mick Foley, as I'm sure we would get dozens (and dozens) of Keep votes for that.--CyberRead240 09:54, 21 July 2008 (BST)
Mick Foley is famous, so it'd make sense to a lot of people. But who the hell is this guy?? Seriously... You have to think about how many people will get the joke, and how many will still get it a year from now. In any event, just because you can associate it with a famous person, doesn't mean it's funny. And with famous people, personally, I just upload a photo of them and a little blub and leave it that. Like, the Orr Building, heheh. --WanYao 10:46, 21 July 2008 (BST)
Um...Finlay's the old dude who always come out to the ring with Hornswoggle, that little guy. Or almost always, anyways... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:42, 24 July 2008 (BST)
kill! The rules regarding famous people have been changed and now that is not a legitimate reason for an entry to be on the list. If it is funny in its own right then it can go on the list. this isn't. also go down and vote on the existing famous ppl locations to be kept/removed from ALiM.--xoxo 10:51, 21 July 2008 (BST)
Kill--Nallan (Talk) 09:56, 22 July 2008 (BST)

The Loder Museum

Up the Chud!! --WanYao 00:29, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 09:56, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - I don't get it... DanceDanceRevolution 14:24, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - as DDS.--xoxo 07:39, 31 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - no idea --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

The Blackholler Arms

Ooops, missed... sorry...
I mean, like, you missed this location. How could you?!??!?? --WanYao 00:13, 21 July 2008 (BST)

hmmm...if it was blackholer it would be a def keep. i'm gonna go undec.--xoxo 10:55, 21 July 2008 (BST)
Ah shit. I totally read BACKholler... Sigh... Shafted. You can withdraw this... sigh... --WanYao 11:01, 21 July 2008 (BST)
BLACKHOLLER! LOLOL, GEDDIT, THEY HOLLA! HOLLA FO' A DOLLA! Look if this wiki could appreciate racist humour I would totally write an ALiM for this.--CyberRead240 09:46, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Tru dat... nigger.--Nallan (Talk) 09:56, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - odd, but not really funny --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

The Cheeke Buildings

Cheeky? Or Arsecheek? -- Cheese 22:48, 25 July 2008 (BST)

Undec--CyberRead240 08:00, 28 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - neither?--xoxo 07:39, 31 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - totally contradicting what I said for Nutt Ave, but then I think that one sounds funny --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)
Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 06:34, 1 August 2008 (BST)

The Read Museum

an entirely wax figure museum. I heard they ran out of plaster when trying to replicate the crotch region of this former War hero, who is confirmed to have slept with over 2000 women. 1000 of them at one time.--CyberRead240 08:00, 28 July 2008 (BST)

kill - if we still had a famous people category i'd consider it, sorry pal.--xoxo 07:39, 31 July 2008 (BST)
kill - Famous? Must be Australian, anyway, no famous peeps anymore apparently --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - Hey Co frag, check out the username of the guy who suggested it.--Nallan (Talk) 06:34, 1 August 2008 (BST)

Baldwin Square

famous ppls??--GomerPyle41 10:17, 17 July 2008 (BST)

I'm removing this section in a second due to popular opinion so no.--xoxo 07:00, 20 July 2008 (BST)
Nooooooos ... The Baldwins!!! Come on... --WanYao 00:09, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Ledger Avenue in Dakerstown & Ledger Row in Lukinswood

Kill, like he did to himself LOLOLOLOLOLOL--xoxo 07:19, 20 July 2008 (BST)

Kill. I lolled out loud, though.--Nallan (Talk) 09:52, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - As location descriptions are non-existant --Co fragment 13:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Gervais Lane in Reganbank

Kill--xoxo 07:19, 20 July 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 09:52, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - For being annoying --Co fragment 13:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
Kill - Gervais isn't funny, nor amusing, in the any way --Blanemcc 14:22, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Methringham Bank

Meth! --/\Haliman/\ T | CC | UC | P! | W! 00:13, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Keep. Didn't get it at first.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)
Ham? fill me in coz i don geddit.--xoxo 14:11, 15 August 2008 (BST)
Meth ring. As in drug syndicate. He explains it below this somewhere...--Nallan (Talk) 14:30, 15 August 2008 (BST)
yeah i got that. i just don't see what ham is doing there. if that's all it is i'm going kill. (and the same for the other 2 locations)--xoxo 02:08, 16 August 2008 (BST)
kill - grasping at straws here --WanYao 10:35, 17 August 2008 (BST)
kill Just weak --Co fragment 13:19, 18 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)


Methringham Boulevard

Meth! --/\Haliman/\ T | CC | UC | P! | W! 00:13, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)
kill -- still grasping at straws --WanYao 10:36, 17 August 2008 (BST)
Kill As above --Co fragment 13:20, 18 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Methringham Alley Railway Station

Meth ring. XD. --/\Haliman/\ T | CC | UC | P! | W! 00:10, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)
kill - moar grasping at straws --WanYao 10:35, 17 August 2008 (BST)
Kill Still weak --Co fragment 13:20, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Clift Drive

Only coz when i first saw it i thought it said clit drive...--xoxo 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

kill -- Laaaaaame. --WanYao 09:31, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Heighmore Library

If only we followed the advice of the librarians and art teachers.--xoxo 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Undecided although I might be swayed ;) --Nallan (Talk) 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)
c'arn you fucking shit licking bitch.--xoxo 11:40, 21 August 2008 (BST)
oooh. Almost had me!--Nallan (Talk) 11:43, 21 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

kill - epically weak --WanYao 09:32, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Stocker Lane

A no brainer! --WanYao 09:34, 8 September 2008 (BST)

It is also right beside the Chubb Building and Coker Lane. Not to mentioned the slightly suggestive Pilcher Avenue. Darvall is sooooo the epic winner for most amazingly Amusing suburb! --WanYao 18:43, 8 September 2008 (BST)
I don't get it. Kill unless the explanation pleases me.--Nallan (Talk) 10:31, 9 September 2008 (BST)
One more plug for Darvall or "The Chud" and you're off the page, i have that power...don't make me use it.--xoxo 13:00, 9 September 2008 (BST)
STALKER Lane, silly. And Darvall is TEH WINNANGIST!! Seriously, you guys have a lot lame ALiM locations, but totally pass over some of the BEST. This one rawks. If it's not added, you's suxxor, fer reelz. :PPP I mean, vague sexual innuendo vs. genuine punniness... I'm trying to help ALiM actually be funnier... By adding more of the latter. --WanYao 21:15, 10 September 2008 (BST)
Well - to each his own - I have to disagree and stand by my kill. "Stocker" just isn't "stalker", no matter how you look at it.--Nallan (Talk) 05:44, 11 September 2008 (BST)
It might be the accent? If you try and say stocker in an american accent it sounds like stalker, but over here they sound totally dif. Soz pal, kill.--xoxo 07:18, 11 September 2008 (BST)
Stocker and Stalker sound identical in Canadian and US english. And IMO it's Stocker as in "stawker", not Stoker as in Bram Stoker (which rhymes with poker) -- which are different. --WanYao 11:18, 11 September 2008 (BST)
i like it but i don't take it as 'stalker' rather, 'stock her lane', something i would gladly do.--GomerPyle41 07:49, 15 September 2008 (BST)
It's not Stoker (as in Bram) here, it's Stocker (rhymes with Rocker or Cock....er). But yeah we'll see how the voting plays out, bitch.--xoxo 08:36, 15 September 2008 (BST)
And Rocker and Cocker rhyme exactly with stalker... --WanYao 08:59, 24 September 2008 (BST)
really? hmmm....stalker not exactly but is closer to porker (as in pig) or fork-er. Yeah how do those sound to you? :P --xoxo 04:04, 25 September 2008 (BST)
It's an 'or' sound not a 'o' sound. St-or-ka = Stalker :P --xoxo 04:20, 26 September 2008 (BST)
That's cuz you talk all fucked up... :P --WanYao 06:00, 28 September 2008 (BST)
At least we aren't sucking up to the americans by trying to talk like them, could you sink any lower wan? --xoxo 12:23, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Haw Library

Yee-HAW, you filthy haw.--xoxo 01:28, 3 October 2008 (BST)

I didn't haw haw at this one. Kill--CyberRead240 09:04, 3 October 2008 (BST)
Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 01:11, 4 October 2008 (BST)

Gulliver Alley

I got a pain in me gulliver. what is a gulliver? is it even a real thing? if it is this could be for body parts...otherwise i dunno, probs not worthy of teh lizt, jpb?--xoxo 01:28, 3 October 2008 (BST)

.....kill--CyberRead240 09:04, 3 October 2008 (BST)
Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 01:11, 4 October 2008 (BST)
Kill I'm as big a fan of A Clockwork Orange as the next droog, but this is too obscure. And non-funny. --WanYao 01:54, 4 October 2008 (BST)
I'm viddying you, wan ;) --xoxo 01:58, 4 October 2008 (BST)

The Showers Building

meh. thought i might as well see if people liked it.--xoxo 03:38, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Kill - OMFG YOU FUCKING IDIOT THIS SUCKS YOU MUST BE STUPID OR SOME SHIT :P jk read. Kill, but.--Nallan (Talk) 03:51, 25 October 2008 (BST)
But I was kidding too...--CyberRead240 03:54, 25 October 2008 (BST)
Ohh...i thought you must have hated me, i've already blocked you on msn...--xoxo 03:58, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Moorman Park

Mormon, or More man! if you'd prefer. The picture is an example of tasty photoshopping. On the other hand the description is fucking weird and not particularly lol. --xoxo 05:15, 10 October 2008 (BST)

Fucking kill. Do you giggle to yourself when you find these pieces of shit? zomg--CyberRead240 03:39, 25 October 2008 (BST)
Depends, sometimes yes, sometimes no.--xoxo 03:45, 25 October 2008 (BST)
Kill--Nallan (Talk) 03:51, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Rounds Boulevard Police Department Vote on me!

Guess what you find here?--Nallan (Talk) 03:00, 28 September 2008 (BST)

Boulé? Hmmm if the game called them rounds it'd a shoe-in, unfortunately it doesn't so i'll say undec and allow the rest of the kru to decide if it's worthy of UD Rel (which doesn't actually have to be LOLarious fyi)--xoxo 09:07, 28 September 2008 (BST)
undecided - i don't think it's that funny, really, but i won't vote kill. --WanYao 13:07, 2 October 2008 (BST)
WTF? Only funny if near race track. I'll go kill. Nowhere near funny.--Surfraptor 11:29, 9th October 2008 (EST)
What? I don't get it. Kill Linkthewindow  Talk  10:44, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
like rounds as in ammo. You find rounds at rounds boulevard. :| --xoxo 00:51, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Well, thats what happen when I edit late at night :(. Vote changed to a tentative Undecided. Could make some people lol. Linkthewindow  Talk  00:53, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Penni Street Vote on me!

Plural of one of ALiM's favourites...--xoxo 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Ok, double kill...see that one coming?--CyberRead240 12:59, 26 August 2008 (BST)
Sadly, yes. --xoxo 13:18, 26 August 2008 (BST)
Dam..--CyberRead240 13:29, 26 August 2008 (BST)

Keep. Penni S_treets here! Who wants a nice PenniS treet?? --Blackboard 12:36, 26 August 2008 (BST)

Yummy. Now Nick and Read get back here and change your votes. He makes a persuasive argument, although i've always prefered just reverting to swearing - you bucketheads! --xoxo 12:52, 26 August 2008 (BST)
J3D, I'll thank you to watch your language, please. --Blackboard 16:03, 26 August 2008 (BST)

kill - meh --WanYao 09:32, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Meany Auto Repair Vote on me!

Cmon!--/\Haliman/\ T | CC | UC | P! | W! 00:08, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Undecided.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)
kill - meh --WanYao 10:46, 17 August 2008 (BST)
Undecided Could be the tamest insult ever --Co fragment 13:22, 18 August 2008 (BST)
I'm gonna give it a tentative keep.--xoxo 13:41, 18 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Keep - Meh. Pretty tame. Linkthewindow  Talk  10:46, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Brogan Boulevard School

Maybe it's just an Aussie thing?

(Non-Aussie referance: bogan)

-- Linkthewindow  Talk  04:23, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Undec, it's close, but perhaps not close enough?--xoxo 04:32, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
i've made a description, which is, in true J3D style, lolarious, i will perchance to change my vote to that of a keeep goodsir place boulevard road.--xoxo 17:04, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Oh right that description wasn't me, how awkward...--xoxo 22:53, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Lol. Linkthewindow  Talk  05:32, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 23:17, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Kill with prejudice --WanYao 04:41, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
Ironic. I was just reading about class conflict :P. Linkthewindow  Talk  04:42, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

The Purt Building

Defo alim material imho. --xoxo 01:39, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

'''Undecided''', lal. The spelling bugs me.--Nallan (Talk) 03:50, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
Meh - Keep it. Might make some people who get it lol. Linkthewindow  Talk  08:14, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Not. Funny. --WanYao 04:40, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

Bonning Cinema Vote on me!

What's a bonner?--Nallan (Talk) 12:24, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

I took my girlfriend down to tha lake to bone, but then she screamed and I looked up and it was bigfoot. Then I went back to bone her but the mosquito's were going crazy and she said that there was no way.--CyberRead240 13:05, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
also keep--CyberRead240 13:05, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
also lol--CyberRead240 13:06, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
kill but lol@yahooanswers.--xoxo 02:47, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep - your list is ok!--DiscoInferno 03:18, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
okay????? more like fuckin awesome. You're a good kid tho, welcome to the ALiM crowd. Nallan, procure me a template! *clicks fingers sending User:Nallan scurrying away to do his bidding*--xoxo 07:47, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Shartman Walk

There goes my pants, I hate when I go to far. In Williamsville. Larr Gota

Care to explain? I think I'm missing something here...--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
SHART = SH[it] + [f]ART. Like... hey guys, listen to this one! Hahaha! Was that the loudest thing you've ever WAIT - I NEED TO CHECK MY PANTS. --Blackboard 14:01, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Also, keep.
It's on the other UD, so it gets my tick of approval.--xoxo 07:48, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
kill - DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
abstain--CyberRead240 10:13, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Hecks Library and the two Hecks Streets

Did a history on the library.--Nallan (Talk) 03:54, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

If you fail once just keep on tryin', aye Nallan? undec.--xoxo 04:19, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Kill DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh wow I forgot about that. Ah well I'll keep it here in case there's a miraculous change in votes.--Nallan (Talk) 02:16, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Killl--CyberRead240 10:12, 4 September 2009 (BST)


The Futcher Museum

lol.--xoxo 03:03, 19 May 2009 (BST)

and if that didn't convince you!--xoxo 03:05, 19 May 2009 (BST)
Kill- sucks. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:49, 20 May 2009 (BST)
Kill - WTF MAN ALIM HAS STANDARDS!!--Nallan (Talk) 12:41, 20 May 2009 (BST)
But i linked to urbandictionary *bawls*--xoxo 08:51, 22 May 2009 (BST)
uuuggghhhh--CyberRead240 10:10, 4 September 2009 (BST)

The Curme Building

lulz.--xoxo 05:53, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Kill. I get it, but I ain't lol it... :| --Nallan (Talk) 06:44, 4 August 2009 (BST)
wtf you told me to put this here! I've half a mind to leave the alim crowd over this kill vote.--xoxo 14:06, 9 August 2009 (BST)
kill lame --WanYao 09:26, 19 August 2009 (BST)
kill you've lost your funny--CyberRead240 10:09, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Fricker Crescent Police Department

Suggested by User:Taneer over at the category talk page.

Keep - If it's good enough for UD, it's goodenough for me!--Nallan (Talk) 08:16, 5 July 2009 (BST)
kill stupid --WanYao 09:26, 19 August 2009 (BST)
keeep wait no im fucking joking kill--CyberRead240 10:10, 4 September 2009 (BST)

The Asling Monument

Think...think of the awesomeness that could come out of this name! --Chekken 01:43, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Kill, at ALiM, we don't really "think", it is more up to the nominator to use the location in a funny sentence explaining the lol-ness of the lolcation. So until proven otherwise, I am voting Kill.--CyberRead240 02:34, 18 August 2009 (BST)
Elaborate?--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 18 August 2009 (BST)
As(s)... Li..ck? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 06:46, 18 August 2009 (BST)
No, no... asling. "J3D is the head arse, Read and Nick are his arslings" :P -- boxy talkteh rulz 06:49 18 August 2009 (BST)
lol nice. But I'm also highly offended.--Nallan (Talk) 11:54, 18 August 2009 (BST)
I get it now. Boxy hates ALiM because he secretly wants to join, add and edit frequently, but is just not funny or witty enough to make a real go of it. It all adds up since I read that post.--CyberRead240 15:44, 18 August 2009 (BST)
you sure do love to pretend like everyone wants to be part of your groups. maybe try something new? Cyberbob  Talk  16:02, 18 August 2009 (BST)
lol you're too easy--CyberRead240 09:38, 19 August 2009 (BST)
I'm gonna say kill because "azling" was the first thing that sprung to mind, rather than "assling".--Nallan (Talk) 09:07, 19 August 2009 (BST)
kill --WanYao 09:24, 19 August 2009 (BST)
kill - if it was arsling or assling but not 'azling'.--xoxo 06:42, 3 September 2009 (BST)

Nott Auto Repair

So... I'm confused. Is it or isn't it? And to a lesser extent, The Nott Museum.--Nallan (Talk) 05:07, 16 August 2009 (BST)

Keep - but only if your explanation succeeds its entry on the main page. I lold. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 06:43, 18 August 2009 (BST)
kill lame --WanYao 09:24, 19 August 2009 (BST)
No explanations on ALiM. Also undec, it's alright but you spelleded it wrong.--xoxo 06:41, 3 September 2009 (BST)
Eh seen better --CyberRead240 10:07, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Bacon Row

Mmmmmmm. Bacon. --Haliman - Talk 17:48, 3 August 2009 (BST)

Kill. It's on ELiM - that's enough I reckon. But it is pretty fakkin awesome that it's in fryerbank. The icing on the proverbial cake, one might say.--Nallan (Talk) 06:46, 4 August 2009 (BST)
ELiM is fine enough--CyberRead240 10:08, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Moved category

The Bigg Building

Is in phallic, i think it should be word play. Although i'm open to other suggestions too.--xoxo 08:01, 19 May 2009 (BST)

I agree - fits the description somewhat. Change.--Nallan (Talk) 10:42, 19 May 2009 (BST)
Done.--xoxo 16:09, 8 June 2009 (BST)


Reviewed and Kept

A clear out

Greatwood Road

  • Kill Neither have descriptions + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill as cheese --WanYao 21:13, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Hardstaff Way

Dix Row (Stanbury Village)

Smallwood Plaza

Smallwood Cinema

Hiscock Alley

  • Kill No decent description + we have Hiscock Walk. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

The Hitchcock Building

  • Kill I remember there being no famous people mentioned a while back. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep Depends on what people want to get in, as Clintwood Museum. --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
    Lol you idiot, it was eastwood. not clintwood. fucking spong.--xoxo 07:53, 18 May 2009 (BST)
    Yeah that one.--Nallan (Talk) 10:49, 19 May 2009 (BST)

The Boobyer Building

  • Kill No decent description + we have Boobyer Walk. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep This is one of the classic alims, the description is gold! --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

The Bowell Museum

  • Kill No decent description + we have another one which I find more appropriate since it's a tapestry museum. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • screams keep while shaking a clenched fist... --WanYao 21:16, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Butt Boulevard

Caunt Lane

  • Kill Weak. Cunt or nothing. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep I know people who use this regularly for lolz. --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep a classic alim.--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
    Oh is it? I specifically remember putting it forward when ALiM was still new and getting shut down cause none of you thought it was funny. It's good to see your standards stayed the same >=[ DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:52, 20 May 2009 (BST)
    should i vote kill then? humour is dynamic charlie, embrace the change.--xoxo 07:55, 20 May 2009 (BST)
    And that is why I'm voting Kill, simply because I am SO bitter than you poo-pooed this shit when I suggested it. You've hurt me J3D... DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:37, 20 May 2009 (BST)
    I think this might change your mind ;) --xoxo 08:57, 22 May 2009 (BST)
    It doesn't... That entry was a long time after I unsuccessfully submitted it. It's a shame you didn't archive my attempt to have it put on ALiM, or the period between then and now, in which time you guys decided that it just was that funny that you NEEDED to have it on ALiM, despite my foresight in said location amusingess. Sorry, J3D. Still bitter. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:34, 22 May 2009 (BST)
    I just thought the link was funny...--xoxo 08:00, 23 May 2009 (BST)
    Figures. Did you find the colour of the page funny too? Or does your humour not go that far... oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:04, 23 May 2009 (BST)
    I don't like you anymore...--xoxo 08:05, 23 May 2009 (BST)
    Will you still come to the Buce League afterparty? DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:16, 23 May 2009 (BST)
    Hell yes! Well i mean if the time suits...--xoxo 08:22, 23 May 2009 (BST)
    Consider that a formal invitation, so now you have to come. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 11:55, 25 May 2009 (BST)

Caunt Street Police Department

  • Kill Weak. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Clapp Lane

  • Kill Needs a decent description first. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • keep the name is my justification. --WanYao 21:18, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Cummings Bank

Headland Street Fire Station

See i don't get how you wanna keep one and kill the other? As locations (ignoring any description they may or may have on their pages) they are equally funny. How can you want one to stay and not the other?? That's why we have the italics/bolding/featured statuses, to direct people to the one's that are worth actually checking out the page of.--xoxo 07:35, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Dickin Park

Dickason Towers

  • Kill Weak. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • we are not amused. aka kill. --WanYao 21:15, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep we are! :P --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • That's it cheese i'm gonna dickason, and it could be yours ;) Ohhh see that i just used an alim in conversation ;) Keep--xoxo 08:12, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Seaman Boulevard (Old Arkham)

  • meh ... aka kill as per cheese. --WanYao 21:19, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

The Spong Building

  • Kill Stick it somewhere else. This isn't much on an insult. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill as not funny --WanYao 21:14, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep you guys are spongs. and this is an insult, and its in the insult section so yeah, i don't see where the justifcation for getting rid of it is...i mean its amusing coz its a location named after an insult, imho lolcations in that category don't have to go beyond that.--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Look how well kept this lolcation was.--xoxo 05:58, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Not a clear out anymore

The Cake Building

The cake is a lie. --Haliman - Talk 03:47, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Keep. I just played portal and finished it for the first time - I can't reject this.--Nallan (Talk) 09:00, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep - although I do get the irony here (I think.) ;). Linkthewindow  Talk  09:21, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep, and add to ELiM as well. --Blackboard 12:52, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Undec - It doesn't have the alim template for some reason...i'll fix that now...--xoxo 03:45, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
Keep - Hell yes. 04:58, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
Always - He he. Keep. --LithedarkangelMeth!The Great Meth Man 05:49, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Okay it's staying :) --xoxo 00:51, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Caunt locations

The 2 Caunt Lanes and Caunt Street Police Department They're just not close enough.

Kill I know I automatically vote by placing this, but I'm making it clear.--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:31, 15 October 2008 (BST)

Keep, because it's a slang term used at my school by some of the... how can I put this... "degenerates"...--Nallan (Talk) 22:47, 15 October 2008 (BST)
Keep--CyberRead240 23:35, 15 October 2008 (BST)
Keep - Bahahah, Ross there was a time when i would have agreed with you. Unfortunately since this made the list i've been calling young Nallan here a caunt twice a day, and thrice on Sundees! --xoxo 04:50, 16 October 2008 (BST)

Damn. Fine, looks like real world precedent beat me. You bunch of caunts. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 09:46, 16 October 2008 (BST)

:D I've always said; if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Now where's that damned promotions page...--xoxo 10:42, 16 October 2008 (BST)


Lovering Avenue Vote on me!

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep what is not funny about the love ring? --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
kill, sorry scotty.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
keeeeeeep --WanYao 10:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)
keeeeeeeeeep--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)

The Lovering Monument Vote on me!

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep insert joke from above! --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
kill insert apology from above!--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
keep - hell yeah --WanYao 10:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)
keeeeeeepeeeeeee --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)

the Whatmore Building Vote on me!

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

weak kill i dunno about this one --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
weak keep - b/c for some reason i think what? MORE! is amusing and it makes me chuckle.. --WanYao 09:21, 24 June 2008 (BST)
weak keep, but keep none the less - as scotw.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
keep - this is actually amusing --WanYao 10:38, 17 August 2008 (BST) c'mon Wanny if you're gonna vote twice at least use a different sig...--xoxo 12:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)
keep - what, more keep votes??? --WanYao 12:41, 17 August 2008 (BST) :P struck. --WanYao 12:42, 17 August 2008 (BST)
lol, nice cover up ;) --xoxo 12:44, 17 August 2008 (BST)
Kill--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)
KeepWhat more could you want?--Surfraptor 11:34, 9th October 2008 (EST)

The Fowle Museum

A Fowl is a bird. Not an insult. See Foul. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 2 August 2008 (BST)
Kill - maybe we need a BLiM, bird locations in Malton...LOLOLLOL--xoxo 04:46, 2 August 2008 (BST)
KEEP! - it's a fucking BIRD museum, CHICKENS plucka plucka... this is awesome! keep it or die! --WanYao 10:41, 17 August 2008 (BST)
WTF!!11!!ON3! DETH THRETS ON DIS WIKIZ!? OMGZ VANDALPLZ--CyberRead240 11:15, 25 August 2008 (BST)
Kill - Just not very funny --Co fragment 08:17, 20 August 2008 (BST)
Kill--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)
Keep - I'm with WanYao - BWAAAAK! B'GWAAAACK!! Blackboard 15:43, 26 August 2008 (BST) (And add to ELiM.)(...also I just touched up the page a bit.)
Yeah i've changed by mind, keep but move out of insluts.--xoxo 04:56, 27 August 2008 (BST)

Moved from Insults to JPB--xoxo 04:44, 26 September 2008 (BST)

Lay Road Police Department Vote on me!

Nah. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep - a good description could do wonders for this --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
kill--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)
keep - lay, lol.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
kill - meh --WanYao 10:40, 17 August 2008 (BST)
Undecided - if it had a funny description maybe --Co fragment 08:16, 20 August 2008 (BST)
Kill--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Club Mold

Don't get it either. -- Cheese 15:01, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Kill--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep - i always liked this one --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)
keep - a classic alim.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
keep - hell yeah --WanYao 10:40, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Peacock Road

--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 2 August 2008 (BST)

It's not great, but while we've got a collection of cocks i'm gonna say keep.--xoxo 04:46, 2 August 2008 (BST)
weak keep - has other meanings besides sounding like cock. --WanYao 10:42, 17 August 2008 (BST)
maybe in canadia...misspelling intentional--xoxo 13:18, 17 August 2008 (BST)
It's what someone does when they get all dressed up and/or are strutting their stuff to attract a member of the opposite sex... And it's not a canadianism... --WanYao 13:49, 17 August 2008 (BST)
Weak Keep - It's a cock location, that's just about enough --Co fragment 08:18, 20 August 2008 (BST)

Hardyman Library

Its not that funny really. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep - not the funniest thing, whatever --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Club Hardyman

Not really funny. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Keep see;Gay Bar. It's funny because of the description potential.--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep - because i love the gays --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Bythesea Auto Repair

I don't get it. -- Cheese 15:01, 24 June 2008 (BST)

By the sea. This one only just scraped in, and I voted kill at the time.--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep strange enough for me --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
keep! - one of ma favvies.--xoxo 09:34, 2 July 2008 (BST)
keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)


Maybee Cinema

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

maybe, JK - keep!--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
keep silly --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Keep - Suppose so. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)
keep --WanYao 09:28, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Wooman Towers

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
keep --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Wooman Boulevard

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
keep --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Wooman Avenue Railway Station

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
keep how many of these are there? --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

The Spong Building

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

lol spong = spastic mong--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
keep if this gets removed i am sponging everyone --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Keep - Just because Spong sounds funny. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Keep - I made a mental note to come online tonight just to vote for this. Spong is incredible.--CyberRead240 12:28, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Reviewed and Baleeted

The Self Hotel

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep, it's interesting.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
keep there are many things that you can do by yourself in a hotel --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Kill - Nah. Not that funny. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Kill meh --WanYao 10:38, 17 August 2008 (BST)
Kill--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Club Sroud

Kill--Nallan (Talk) 01:48, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Keep oh, don't you get it?--xoxo 01:53, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Kill DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:40, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
lol--Nallan (Talk) 02:20, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep because, how the fuck are you gonna say that? "Ser-owd?" I am thoroughly amused.--Bishop Vagancia I 10:54, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Kill - Yawn... --Haliman - Talk 14:27, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Goooorrnnn.--xoxo 08:08, 16 May 2009 (BST)


A clear out

If you want to get this page up to good article status you'll need to cut out a lot of the cock jokes and get some genuinely funny stuff going in. I feel places without descriptions shouldn't be included unless the name itself is drop-dead hilarious, as a result I'm going to stick a ton of them down here as well as some I don't think are up to scratch. I do want this to make good article status as you guys have put a lot of work into it over the past while and it would be a shame not to recognise it. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)

There are too many of these to effen vote on every one. Man alive. Therefore... Please consider a lack of a vote to be a Kill vote from me. If I see any I want to keep, I shall vote accordingly. --WanYao 21:25, 17 May 2009 (BST)
I'm with WanYao... kill them all. Archive them somewhere, so we don't get people trying to re-instate them without doing a lulworthy description first. --Blackboard 21:44, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Exception: KEEP CAUNTS
That would be the archive. And also CLiT.--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
Archiving things in the archive, eh? This sounds intriguing. Tell me more. --Blackboard 07:35, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Allwood_Drive

  • Kill No description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill as cheese. --WanYao 21:13, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --CyberRead240 10:15, 4 September 2009 (BST)

The Chubb Building

Longmate Plaza

  • Kill No description + very weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --CyberRead240 10:17, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Membery Avenue

  • Kill No description + we already have The Membery Arms which I find funnier. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill b/c it's st00pid --WanYao 21:14, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
  • keep...--CyberRead240 10:18, 4 September 2009 (BST)

The Cockell Building

  • Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill as cheese --WanYao 21:15, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill - in order to both remove the unfunny cock lolcations and keep them in one compact place CLiT has been created so cockell etc can be removed from the list, with my full endorsement!--xoxo 08:11, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill so weak --CyberRead240 10:18, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Cocker Boulevard Fire Station

Cockle Street

  • Kill No decent description + we already have Cockle Cinema. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill fuck some of these are bad --CyberRead240 10:19, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Coxon Auto Repair

  • Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Keep cocks on, boys! --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill and jed you are not funny--CyberRead240 10:19, 4 September 2009 (BST)

The Locock Building

  • Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill a g in there and logcock was a shoe in--CyberRead240 10:20, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Peacock Road

  • Kill - I've never liked this one. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill - as if a bird with big tail feather is funny. --WanYao 21:17, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Silcock Row

Silcock Auto Repair

Tancock Walk

  • Kill No decent description + we have Tancock Park. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill - really, i'm starting to be in favour of putting ALiM up for deletion. It's 90% fucking spam. And when a select clique bloc vote their immature as hell ideas of "humour" in... This is the merde we get. Cheese, you're a better man than I... I don't have the patience to vote on all of these... --WanYao 21:24, 17 May 2009 (BST)
    You act like such a fucking hero when all you are doing is saying you cant vote on like 6 more locations...."Oh, I guess I'll have to muster up the strength to take a shit, it is such an ordeal to unclench my sphincter these days, woe is me"--CyberRead240 10:23, 4 September 2009 (BST)
  • Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --CyberRead240 10:21, 4 September 2009 (BST)

The Willcocks Building

  • Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --CyberRead240 10:24, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Gayleard Place

  • Kill I don't like this one. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • kill as the perfect example of exactly what's wrong with ALiM. --WanYao 21:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • I would do the usual "if you think it sucks why dont you make it better" but we all know how horrible that would turn out. "look guise its the Anthony Building, ants on my knees! IM SO ROFL"--CyberRead240 10:25, 4 September 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
  • kILL--CyberRead240 10:25, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Tutcher Walk

  • yawn = kill --WanYao 21:20, 17 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill, but keep tutcher place. --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
  • Kill loling at Tutcher place, but yeah this autoadd rule doesnt always work for said reason--CyberRead240 10:26, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Swallow Auto Repair

I archived the locations that were to be kept. I'll give this a few more days (read: a few months) then when i feel like it i'll dealim these bad boys.--xoxo 14:15, 9 August 2009 (BST)

I can do it in a few days if you'd like. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:16, 9 August 2009 (BST)
Nah it's okay. You're busy with sysopy stuff  :) --xoxo 14:30, 9 August 2009 (BST)

All gone!! And you people said i'd never do it...xoxo 09:35, 18 October 2009 (BST)

General Discussion

New Featured Template

I've made you a new featured location template since the old one was screwing with the editing sections. I've customised a newsbox similar to one on the Main Page so all you need to do is swap the location name and the description as needed. I can see what you were trying to do with the old one (copying the Wikipedia one) but that doesn't let you work with the sections properly. This one will and the handy edit link will take you right to the template so you can change it. Give me a shout if you need some help with it. -- Cheese 17:04, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Thanks!--Nallan (Talk) 06:37, 26 June 2008 (BST)
welcome back Nallan, how was your temporary purgatory? --Scotw 08:53, 26 June 2008 (BST)
More like permanent LOL!--xoxo 09:25, 26 June 2008 (BST)
Thanks Scotty. It was ok. I was alright for the first few hours, but by the time I'd done the full 24 I was a real mess - shivering in the corner of my room, eating my own excrement, staring up at the white screen of UDWIKI mocking me... Uh yeah... No I was fine.--Nallan (Talk) 09:34, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Stuff

I wrote a history for one of the locations, see what you think: Cockayne Grove Police Department--Dr Mycroft Chris 08:59, 12 June 2008 (BST)

Pretty good - i might give it a once over as i find sometimes its hard to get what you mean. I like it though, get cracking on more alim histories! Also if you make a history please put the location in italics on the list so others know that this location isn't a stub. If it is super lol submit it here and we'll decide if it's bold worthy, who knows, one day one of you locations could rise to be the mighty alim featured location!!--xoxo 09:27, 12 June 2008 (BST)
Thanks & will do your other suggestions as well!--Dr Mycroft Chris 18:13, 12 June 2008 (BST)
Nice work, dude! Hope to see more of your work around the place. Feel free to vote on the locations under voting on this page.--Nallan (Talk) 06:05, 13 June 2008 (BST)
That's all the encouragement I needed...he he he--Dr Mycroft Chris 03:22, 14 June 2008 (BST)

New History

Tryme's new history posted--Dr Mycroft Chris 21:29, 14 June 2008 (BST)

"It's said that if a "employee" were particularly hideous, and were willing to work "on the cheap," as it were, they would ply the customers with that concoction, "The Greek Special," mentioned previously. Blinded to the truth, none were the wiser...just like modern phone sex operators."
I actually lolled.--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Quality Control

Okay, i basically want to deal with the issue several parties who would rather remain anonymous have brought up with me - that ALiM is not selective enough and what could be a asset to the wiki is just a indiscriminate list of junk. As humour/humor is subjective everyone will feel different as to what is lol and i like having an extensive alim that people can peruse and find what they find funny on it. However i do agree that the page is a bit of a messy list. We've tried to categorise but some sections are still unwieldy.

My proposition is that we make more ELiM style subpages with less lolicious locations of them and try to split the locations up further into more narrow categories. Also i think tenuously amusing locations should be moved down the page and the top section should be reserved for the most lolworthy locations so that random viewers of the page see the best alim has to offer easily.

Anyway what does everyone else think? Does something need to be done? And if so what do we think of my idea/what are other people's ideas?--xoxo 05:12, 19 June 2008 (BST)

I'm relatively new in these parts, but I think it would be simpler to have a "Best Of" at the top of the ALiM page. Any interested parties can submit their top 10 or 20 and ultimately there would be a top 50. We could even have a special template for this top tier of locations, "The Golden Banana Award," as voted by our peers--Dr Mycroft Chris 06:25, 19 June 2008 (BST)
...OR you could have each category with ONLY the top 10 still listed on the ALiM front page, continuing with a link @ section to the sub-page that lists the rest of 'em for those who are really interested--Dr Mycroft Chris 03:47, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Or you could strip out the crap (90%+ of your list). You are including the curious and quirky when they arent even funny. Here is a breif list of unfunny names culled from your list, funnily enough, they comprise the first four entries i read, but enough to make my point:
  1. Club Hardyman
  2. Hardy Row
  3. Hardyman Library
  4. The Hardy Building
I suggest you look up hardy in the dictionary
You seem to be including things because they could, if you misread the word, and altered its meaning, have something to do with an erection. Whoop de fucking do. You want things like Strange Bank and Evill Avenue. Those are genuinely amusing. Cut out the useless unfunny infantile crap. Please. Just because you think its funny doesnt make it so. While humour is indeed subjective, there are certain things most, if not all people, would agree is funny. Thats the stuff that should be on the list, not every little quirk and misunderstanding and grasping desperate stretch you have on there now. --The Grimch U! E! WAT! 04:26, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Funnily enough, I think Club Hardyman is funnier than both of the locations you mentioned. So there goes your theory. Also can I just say I'm sick of Douch Streets coming on here and knocking the list without even voting on additions or review. How fucking straightforward can I make this: If you don't think something's funny, PUT IT UP FOR FUCKING REVIEW! It's because of non-voters like you that stuff you don't think is funny gets on the list.--Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Grim, the whole idea of ALIM is very, very effective. Those who care about the list will contribute to it, those who don't wont, and those who come on here complaining about the quality of a list that they don't contribute to will just look fucking stupid. If you really care about this list so much, have a go at putting some locations under review, vote on the locations currently up for consideration and generally contribute to the quality potential that the list has, or you will end up looking like a life member of Club Backholer.--CyberRead240 11:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)
My opinions on the failings of democracy are quite well known. Rule of the stupid will always out (True on every stage, which is why campaigns that promote fear are so effective in politics). Thats why i dont vote here, because it wont make a difference. I tried to offer fair criticsm of your operation, and offer a suggestion to improve things (Focus on the universal funny), but it has been soundly ignored in favour of namecalling. I do, however, find it interesting how you all have decided to take this as some kind of attack on your little clique. Until this reprisal i wasnt entirely certain there was one. --The Grimch U! E! WAT! 11:56, 20 June 2008 (BST)
I don't consider this a clique whatsoever, I logged in and found that you had decided to name things that you thought were not funny, and what you thought was funny, and I guess you supposed that we would all agree. Well, I don't, irrespective of what the others say.(Hell, I don't even contribute to this list other than the occasional entry I come across in game, and some subsequent votes as a result of already being on the page). I am an advocate of promoting a universal funny, as opposed to placing every location with a word that sounds kinda like another word. What I was attacking was your willful ignorance of the democratic system we have in place here. Do you think that if you were to vote on this page, then another person who sees you as an important member of the community may decide to have a look. He might vote too, maybe a few more well known wiki users will participate and then we have a real representation of the UDWiki community. So, I think, that because of your status, you're vote WOULD mean something. Imagine if you added the template?
Oh, I don't think you enjoy backholing, I was just offering something different from Nicks usual Douch Street at Boxys expense. Didn't expect it to be taken as a serious attempt at name calling.--CyberRead240 12:05, 20 June 2008 (BST)
I didn't want to add to much at one time but....often it is the description of the locations that are the reasoning behind their inclusion, eg, Club Hardyman being a Malton Gay Bar.--CyberRead240 12:07, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Wow, reading this section was more fun than the article itself. ha-ha. --~~~~ [talk] 16:37, 30 June 2008 (BST)

Wet Hair

This isn't really to do with ALiM but i have wet hair coz i walked home from the city in the rain.--xoxo 16:45, 20 June 2008 (BST)

wear a hat next time you crazy beatnik --Scotw 19:19, 20 June 2008 (BST)
beatnik? I was wearing a suit! Well sort of, button up shirt, suit pants and suit jacket. But yeah - keep for the hat suggestion.--xoxo 02:59, 21 June 2008 (BST)
Everytime i read this i lol at how awesome i am.--xoxo 08:12, 16 May 2009 (BST)

Houston, we have a Nav Bar

Nice work team! Any alterations can be discussed here.--xoxo 09:20, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Popularity

From "Most linked to pages":

136. Amusing Locations in Malton ‎(561 links)

Heck yes!--Nallan (Talk) 12:32, 19 May 2008 (BST)

dammit, i am only 173rd, i need to catch up. i cant let an amusing list be more popular than me. --Scotw 20:33, 20 May 2008 (BST)
Well... I was #1 on that list a while ago. I go up and down but I mostly stay at 1. Check my userpage for proof...--Nallan (Talk) 06:23, 26 May 2008 (BST)
lolfag.--xoxo 11:38, 28 May 2008 (BST)


Nav Bar Continued

look at this crazy thing i threw together in five minutes --Scotw 17:58, 17 May 2008 (BST)


Boobs.gif Amusing Locations in Malton Boobs.gif

DEM Recruitment | The Academy
Malton Fire Department CoC | Malton Emergency Medical Services CoC
Malton Police Department CoC | Malton Forensics Unit CoC
Malton Marshals | Malton Civil Defense Unit | Axes High

Strategic Partners: Black Berets | FANNY | The Fortress | The Randoms | U.S. ARMY INFANTRY

UBP | Sacred Ground Policy | Pay It Forward | RESCUE | River Tactics | No Random Revive Policy

PK Reporting | Request a revive | DIAL 112 | Join DEM


Lol. I like it. --Nitro378 T JNL 19:24, 17 May 2008 (BST)

Although using boxy's navbar would be super lol, that is totally awesome! so yeah, anyone disagree? if not we can start adding the links we want.--xoxo 02:15, 18 May 2008 (BST)
Very nice. The grey at the top would have to go, though. I guess you intended that. Maybe all the one orange and then a slightly darker orange for borders? Great work, Scotty!--Nallan (Talk) 08:11, 18 May 2008 (BST)
I working on one in my sandbox that is similar to what nick suggested (although i changed the orange to a more yellowy colour) - i cut out one row of the links but we need to decide what we want to link coz the DEM one has way more stuff then we need. I thinking:
  • ALiM as the top link as it is in scotty's
  • Great Fire, Sir Dick Longman and The Arkham Sisters listed low down as similar projects
  • death rattled and ELiM higher up as subpages
  • and maybe some of the better location pages mentioned aswell. Anything else we can think of?--xoxo 10:24, 18 May 2008 (BST)
With how you mentioned some of the better locations, you could have a row of recently featured ALiMs. And will this navbar just have every item in the "See Also" section of ALiM? As in: 2 Cool, Malton Electric, etc. Is everyone ok with this?--Nallan (Talk) 10:33, 18 May 2008 (BST)
yeah i think it should - but in a smaller size section to the sub pages such as ELiM, death rattle and any future pages we create (eg seperating UD rel)--xoxo 11:06, 18 May 2008 (BST)
What do y'all reckon? Nick and I both like it alot however i wouldn't mind getting rid of the bottom line altogether. What do people think? Keep it with featured and ex-featured locations, remove that line altogether or put something else there (such as a list of the main contributors ;) ;) )?? --xoxo 12:55, 18 May 2008 (BST)
i think the formatting you have there looks good. however i think the color in the top line would look better if it were a slightly darker orange look here and see how it is a slightly darker gray than the rest. --Scotw 13:52, 18 May 2008 (BST)
Done. I tried it even darker but it looked stupid. What do you reckon about the links? s'ok?--xoxo 08:32, 19 May 2008 (BST)
It's Up! - Check here.--xoxo 12:41, 19 May 2008 (BST)
Awesome. Team spirit!--Nallan (Talk) 12:45, 19 May 2008 (BST)

ELiM subpage

Created! --xoxo 12:32, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Nav Bar

I think ALiM needs a navigation bar (if you don't know what i mean look at User:Nallan) at the top of every ALiM page/subpage/related page with all the big links there. This would encourage people to browse through the dif hilarious pages rather then have to rely on them reading the tiny 'other amusing shizzle' section at the bottom of most of the pages. Someone with wiki skills like airborne could (hopefully) be contracted to do this but i wanna hear what other ALiMers think about the idea.--xoxo 12:32, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Agreed--CyberRead240 12:50, 12 May 2008 (BST)
why create one when we can just steal one and change it to our liking --Scotw 18:57, 12 May 2008 (BST)
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!--Nallan (Talk) 07:54, 13 May 2008 (BST)
I like the way you ALiMers think...Nick, you're in charge of hunting down a sooper kewl one and stealing it (not your one...no offense but its fug).--xoxo 08:46, 14 May 2008 (BST)

what do you think about stealing these nav bars?

i will continue to post anything interesting i see --Scotw 18:12, 14 May 2008 (BST)

  • newest added 5/17
I like the second one the best out of those three. I don't like the third one, though. Sorry AnimeSucks. I'm thinking the navbar would have to be that orange colour we've used in the ALiM template so that it all matches nicely.--Nallan (Talk) 07:25, 15 May 2008 (BST)
Nice hunting! The first one would be too hard coz its actually slightly different on each page - just a generic one to slab on the top of each page would be easiest - 3rd is not up my alley so i'm tending towards second. Any other candidates?--xoxo 08:36, 15 May 2008 (BST)
How about a nav bar containing the bouncing boobs .gif?--CyberRead240 09:55, 16 May 2008 (BST)
added more interesting proposals, i am also intrigued by a bouncing boob nav --Scotw 01:16, 17 May 2008 (BST)
I like the Lemonhead one maybe in orange. That last one is shit, though. The creator must have some degree of downs syndrome. jk everone... or am I?--Nallan (Talk) 02:24, 17 May 2008 (BST)
lemonheads is nice and we can add a lot of links a long the bottom - and yeah the boob image would be a great addition as well as luring unsuspecting horny wiki users to ALiM...--xoxo 02:49, 17 May 2008 (BST)
Shutup nick. Your sig doesn't even work on PCs. Either does my user page, but still. The moral of the story? Macs are superior.--CyberRead240 09:13, 17 May 2008 (BST)

added two more (and a crazy link to screw with people) shall i stop looking? --Scotw 10:36, 17 May 2008 (BST)

Hey, that's my page! haha. LemonHead7t7 *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡|͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|]]| ̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡*̡͌l̡* Talk/PDA/Red Rum/MOB 06:31, 23 May 2008 (BST)

"The Boxy Incident"

What the fuck are you clowns doing now? Just because it has the name of a food it gets category spammed as amusing? Keep it up knuckleheads and I'm going to go through your lame arse category and cull out the totally unamusing crap. At the rate you're going every block in Malton is going to be in this category before the end of the year -- boxy talki 09:41 29 April 2008 (BST)

Well if you'd bothered to read the discussion we're talking about starting a new subpage for all the food locations and (if I had my way) removing the ALiM template from said food locations. No need to do anything drastic, now Boxy - we're peaceful folk here at ALiM.--Nallan (Talk) 09:45, 29 April 2008 (BST)
If you start categorising locations pages because they have edible names then I'm going to start the cull. It's quite simple. Your amusing category was funny for a while, but now there's over 250 entries, and they're getting lamer and lamer the more you force in there -- boxy talki 09:51 29 April 2008 (BST)
The thing about humour is that it's totally subjective. And, being the democracy that ALiM is, the votes indicate what the majority of people find amusing. That way, some random can't come along and stick any old crap on the list. So while you may not find some locations funny, you'd need a majority vote to get it off the list. Which brings me to my next point: if you're so against the stuff that's on the list, why not vote once in a while, or submit some locations for review? Get away from those boring admin pages for once - the fresh air will do you good :) --Nallan (Talk) 09:57, 29 April 2008 (BST)
"The thing about humour is that it's totally subjective." No fucking kidding... that's what makes this whole exercise of labeling the entire fucking city with "this is a humourous location" tags so god damn lame! I mean... the question building? Why the bloody hell does that require a category tag on it telling people that it's amusing to a couple of kids? Eh? And no, I don't want to hang around here telling you clowns what is and isn't funny every bloody day... it's obviously a lost cause. Now clean up your own act, clean out the trash from that category, and don't go creating even lamer categories to spam locations with. FFS -- boxy talki 12:04 29 April 2008 (BST)
RAGE QUIT BY BOXY! Awesome. Seems Nick has won the day with Boxy making an appalling excuse and ditching the conversation. --Scurley7 12:14, 29 April 2008 (BST)
Boxy, this isn't about categories. The category was originally put into the template by nick i think so every location that is added to the list gets added to the category. I personally don't give a fuck about the category, but its there, its not in anyones way and no one seems concerned by it but you, so stop whining unless you are willing to participate in the democratic process we call voting to decide what is worthy of listisation. Also, the ELiM is NOT a category, it is a subpage and if templates were added to those locations they would not link to a category. I personally think the question building is pretty funny, shame you weren't there to vote kill on it when it passed peer review.--xoxo 12:17, 29 April 2008 (BST)
Peer review? Now that's amusing -- boxy talki 12:25 29 April 2008 (BST)
Peer review? That's exactly what it is. Take a look at some of the people that have edited this page, i think it'll probably surprise you.--xoxo 12:27, 29 April 2008 (BST)

"...the question building? Why the bloody hell does that require a category tag on it telling people that it's amusing to a couple of kids?" The same reason a stub needs a template saying its a stub or a disambiguation page needs one telling everyone its a disambiguation page. Oh, hang on, so just because I'm 17 that means my input is somehow less valuable than yours? And since when is there only a couple of us? After a quick count of sigs on this page as of this current version I count 15 different sigs (excluding yours - and don't quote me on that number - being a kid makes my counting a little dodgy). "I don't want to hang around here telling you clowns what is and isn't funny every bloody day... it's obviously a lost cause" I hate to break it to you, but it seems like that's exactly what you're doing right now.--Nallan (Talk) 12:36, 29 April 2008 (BST)

Peer review, you say Boxy. Well I might do a little bit of simple observation (although, please do not take my 18 year olds research seriously, you older gamer you). The deletions page currently has an average of 6 to 7 votes on each page up for exile by the time they reach deletion. Sometimes more if it is a personal issue. In the peer review format, you seem to warrant this level of peer input more than enough to delete entire pages. Now, on average, the locations up for review on the ALiM page have an average of 5/6 votes by the time they reach a decision., with most being voted on by at least 4 to 5 users within the first two days of submission. To me, these seem very similar, so you really have no right to turn up your nose to our way of thinking. Go back to stroking your e-cock, your not wanted on ALiM unless you want to contribute constructively.--CyberRead240 13:01, 29 April 2008 (BST)

Amusing Locations in Monroeville?

there will be no ALiMV.--xoxo 12:56, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Penny Heights

Anyone interested in doing some creative writing could you head over to the Penny Heights talk page and chip in some ideas for a bit of a history for the suburb. I know the wiki's finest creative writers are right here at ALiM ;)--Nick 21:55, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

But seriously everyone, why don't we just revamp all the subcategories

So this is my idea. We have three categories: "Dirty Places", with the cock locations, sexual acts, sexuality, etc (those can be subcategories); "Insulting Places", with the insults; "Silly Names", for "Just Plain Bizarre"; "Play On Words", for punrony; "Random Names", for 'Interesting Locations', "Tasty Names", for food locations; and "Relevant Names" for 'Urban Dead relevant'. I think my idea is great, Y/Y? Karaburma 07:28, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

OK can you go ahead and make the changes so I can see what you mean visually. We can always revert. I'm having trouble seeing it in my head. Either edit the page itself or copy over to your sandbox and link me to it. Thanks.--Nick 08:34, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
I didn't understand what you're suggesting, Karaburma --~~~~ [talk] 19:50, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
Neither does anyone. And he's being lazy....draft your plan!!--xoxo 11:06, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

Amusing Locations in Monroeville?

Should there be a page for funnily named places in MV? ==CWisGood 09:04, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

yeah i was thinking about this. i've seen a few (ALiMV) but considering how disorganised the city mapping stuff is, that locations don't have their own pages and that its likely going to be temporary i'm gonna say no.--xoxo 09:06, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
I think once Kevan announces whether or not MV is here to stay, and if it is then once location pages are up and running then we can make a decision on ALiMV ;)--Nick 09:12, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Just few examples of Monroeville Clubs: Club Kitchen, Club Sweet, Club Camp, Club Quick, Club Null, Club Merrilees, Club Root, Club Hattery, Club Guy. Ok, enough for now. --~~~~ [talk] 20:35, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

So...what's the scoop on Monroeville buildings? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:36, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I guess we could set up a page, but it seems kinda pointless as the city's closing soon... I mean yeah we'd still have all the locations on file but you couldn't visit them.--Nallan (Talk) 22:38, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
But I highly doubt Kevan's gonna close Monroeville until it's 100% under zombie control. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:39, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Mmm... yeah. Do all the Monroeville locations have their own pages yet?--Nallan (Talk) 22:43, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
Apparently not. You'll need to find another way for this... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:48, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm strongly against this. we could make a page that just lists them but MV is pretty lame so fuck it. Malton FTW.--xoxo 06:49, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Um...Peacock PD? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:23, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Penny Heights

Anyone interested in doing some creative writing could you head over to the Penny Heights talk page and chip in some ideas for a bit of a history for the suburb. I know the wiki's finest creative writers are right here at ALiM ;)--Nick 21:55, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I made this

What do you think?

FireAftermath.jpg Great Fire of 1912
This template commemorates those who lost their lives and livelihoods in the tragedy that was the Great Fire of 1912.

--Nallan (Talk) 10:12, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

its gay--CyberRead240 10:18, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
read's right. make it the right size (ie the same size as all my other templates). and while your at it make the 2 Cool template the right size. I didn't actually read the writing so i think i'll do that now...--xoxo 10:25, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
No. You can't see the pic if it's smaller. You can go find a different pic for it if you want it smaller. I'll do the 2 Cool one later... maybe.--Nallan (Talk) 09:45, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
get a better pic then...moron ;) (get the reference :P)--xoxo 07:05, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
I'ma say no coz I'm fine with how the template looks as it is. You find a better pic. And yeah good reference.--Nallan (Talk) 22:37, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
You should make a template with two hairy men riding bareback on each other, while wearing leather clad attire in a dark dungeon with the soul purpose of inflicting pain for pleasure, and it would be more straight than that gay template.--CyberRead240 07:16, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
What the hell is your problem?? ^ --Nitro378 15:30, 1 April 2008 (BST)
Aids..... But to be truthful, we are bbfls. We go to school together, We play in a band together, we have most classes together and have known each other very well for almost half our lives, including all of our teenage years. Mere ribbing between best mates. Nothing to be alarmed about, haha. Im not that much of a spastic to people,really.....--CyberRead240 15:36, 1 April 2008 (BST)
Oh... Right. Well ok then, carry on ;-) -- Nitro378 15:41, 1 April 2008 (BST)

oh you already replied :(. Now my message on your page is redundant. Gay template though, don't you think??? haha.--CyberRead240 15:44, 1 April 2008 (BST)

Yeah you're a dick, read! Thanks for sticking up for me Nitro.--Nallan (Talk) 04:37, 2 April 2008 (BST)

UD fans, ATTACK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OisZmSSP4xs&feature=related
I don't recommend that you watch past the first part, as it is the same annoying crap at least up until where I stopped watching somewhere in part 2. I'm actually lost for words with this one. There is just too much wrong with this vid. Check it out and feel free to post abusive comments.--Nallan (Talk) 04:58, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Fucking idiots.--CyberRead240 05:13, 2 April 2008 (BST)
I didnt even watch past the bit where they laughed that "fuckyou123" was taken...--Nitro378 07:43, 2 April 2008 (BST)
Oh it gets worse. At one point, they pronounce Crescent wrong. I think thats right after they make about 10 reading blunders in a row, and right before they fail to understand the geography of a four way gridded map.--CyberRead240 07:46, 2 April 2008 (BST)
Pah. Idiots, can't live with them, could live without them. --Nitro378 18:42, 2 April 2008 (BST)
Strong Kill no really. Kill them--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|Z.Quiz|PSS 09:22, 3 April 2008 (BST)
Agreed. This nerfs intelligence. --CWisGood 09:30, 3 April 2008 (BST)

We need to remove some of this crap

WARNING: This page is 41(+3) kilobytes long; some browsers may have problems editing pages approaching or longer than 32kb. Please consider breaking the page into smaller sections.

do your part and make sure you have voted on everything. only terrorists dont vote on everything are you a terrorist? --Scotw 18:07, 29 June 2008 (BST)

No... :| --Nallan (Talk) 07:00, 30 June 2008 (BST)
Well the wet hair thing has to stay, that is important and ALiM relevant.--xoxo 08:26, 30 June 2008 (BST)

The Man's trying to get me down

over at Poulet Place. I think i see a vicious arbies battle on the horizon!--xoxo 01:25, 5 July 2008 (BST)

I lolled so fucking hard.--Nallan (Talk) 01:42, 8 July 2008 (BST)
Skirtz, or whatever his silly name is, is from Quebec and is a francophone... I think he's a fucking clown, personally... But I'm down with his edit. Don't be a jerk, okay, calling the French stupid is just jerkish... Zangz brazzahz, merci mes amis, etc etc... :P --WanYao 10:53, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Get Rid of Famous People Category

Yes/No? If it goes what do we do with Norris Bank? Is it worthy of staying? Thoughts ppl.--Nallan (Talk) 10:04, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Famous people category sucks harder than Cyberbob at a boy scouts camp. Remove plz.--CyberRead240 10:06, 14 July 2008 (BST)
hmmm a pertinent question Nicholas. I think it should but Norris Bank should remain in jpb. ledger st or whatever it is brings in the lulz for me too, maybe i'm just a sadistic asshole...--xoxo 10:02, 17 July 2008 (BST)
OK i'm removing the section and putting the locations in JPB pending review.--xoxo 07:13, 20 July 2008 (BST)
These mostly aren't funny. As I've said, if has humour potential, what I do is upload a pic of the person with a funny blurb. Maybe one can do a funny write up... But unless it's actually amusing somehow ... It doesn't belong here. Like, Norris Bank? Almost good enough, very weak, but close... --WanYao 10:51, 21 July 2008 (BST)
Yeah the cat is gone, now go vote on them instead of spamming recent changes with your poulet related edits ;) Also whats this about the chud? i can't say i fully understand...--xoxo 11:04, 21 July 2008 (BST)

ALiMv

Doods! Have you seen this shiz?. Scroll down. I for one was surprised when that popped up on RC.--xoxo 10:02, 17 July 2008 (BST)

Yeah, the ALIM page cracked me up, so I had to make a start on Monroeville, hope the city doesn't get shut down anytime soon.. I'll sort a full page out once I'm done, should be soon. BTW, keep the Norris Bank, easily the funniest picture--Co fragment 10:25, 18 July 2008 (BST)
Well, seeing as MV reopened, and half the work is already done, I'm now for ALiMv. My personal faves from Co fragment's list:
  • Stoner Place
  • Booz Boulevard
  • Crooks Bank
  • Coble Street
  • Take Way School
  • Club Bush
  • Fankboner Walk
anyway, very nicely done - but what do you propose would be done if you were to make it public? I mean like with voting and stuff. Are you making it public?--Nallan (Talk) 11:07, 18 July 2008 (BST)
Since Co-Frag's put so much effort into the list and i personally cbf i reckon we should make a ALiMv page and put the alim nav on it (and it on the alim nav) but allow him to manage it alone. thoughts?--xoxo 07:27, 19 July 2008 (BST)
Agreed, he can decide whether or not he wants help, if that's the path he chooses to take.--Nallan (Talk) 06:04, 20 July 2008 (BST)
I have to admit I'm pretty lazy, I'm on UD most days but the wiki maybe once or twice a week (I try and keep the Clatworthy Arms up and running though), but seeing as how an ALiMv page is going to have less traffic through due to it's lower population and far fewer locations with link-able pages I'll try to look after it. I'm totally fine with it if anyone wants to start on page construction - I was thinking of putting a bare bones version later this week. It makes sense to build the page similar to the fine ALiM page with similar discussion on votes, etc.--Co fragment 10:09, 21 July 2008 (BST)
Someone suggested ALiMv awhile back but as monroeville was temporary we didn't bother. I cbf running a full effort page for monroe but i say we throw together an alim-like page for the monroeville locations (subpage it so the A/D crew dont get us down) and just let it chillax there.--xoxo 10:56, 21 July 2008 (BST)
ALiMv is created!--xoxo 10:32, 28 July 2008 (BST)

What are we doing

Before this turns into any kind of pissing match/flame war I think we need to talk about that ALiM template. While I understand the large scale and "historic" value of the ALiM project I am starting to see this garish template as an issue. There are pages that it is on that seem outside of the venue of ALiM - such as Great Fire, Arkham Sisters, and Malton Electric to name a few. I don't see how it relates to those pages.

There is a history category, however, it seems more like an "in game" category rather than the history of Malton itself. Perhaps a Malton History should be created and maintained separately from the ALiM.

I bring up my concern with this because it reminds me of the DMZ issue. I am hoping we can work things out before this goes to VB or Arbies. --– Nubis NWO 06:30, 11 October 2008 (BST)

You're a minute too late to avoid arbies. Interestingly the 3 pages you mentioned all have their roots in the creation of amusing descriptions for ALiM locations, hence their relationship to the project. Categories are useless crap imho, however it was a mistake at the time not to create these pages as ALiM subpages as it could have been forseen that such problems would arise. It would appear Cyberbob is unwilling to compromise without having the ALiM template effectively destroyed so i'm having difficulty seeing other ways of resolving this issue. Any suggestions? --xoxo 06:34, 11 October 2008 (BST)
If you can't find a reason to mantain a number of subpages within the ALiM space (apart from the locations themselves) then the template should never have been created. --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 06:36, 11 October 2008 (BST)
Wow this is extremely petty...--CyberRead240 06:39, 11 October 2008 (BST)
My concern is this - those pages are in the main space and do ask other users to contribute (of course they should, because creating a rich history for Malton is part of the "game"). The template seems like too much. We aren't coming to this page for ALiM, but for an amusing page about Malton. Not to mention that a majority of the things listed on the template seem "out of place" on this page. It's like you are shoving everything you can in this "free advertising". Why not see if we can get a compromise of a less garish nav template perhaps in a less prominent position on the page and relating more to the page itself? While I think that you should be able to mention the ALiM (perhaps in a section on the page or a smaller template on the bottom) I don't agree with the way it is now. Or we can move these pages.--– Nubis NWO 06:43, 11 October 2008 (BST)
lol nubas deyre bein so clevar an stufs by recreatin dem all on deyr group paeg lolololol --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 06:44, 11 October 2008 (BST)
This is despite the fact that most of them have nothing to do with ALiM or 2 Cool aside from the fact that they touched them up. They're UD backstory, not property of 2 Cool. --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 06:45, 11 October 2008 (BST)
lol bobeh u bein so clevar an stufs by puten dem up fur deleshin widout doin ur reserch--CyberRead240 06:46, 11 October 2008 (BST)
how can i wen teh history got wiped fgt --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 06:49, 11 October 2008 (BST)
lul if de histry got wipd den u shudn't mayk baseles arguments lulz--CyberRead240 06:50, 11 October 2008 (BST)
mayb im pretty shor dat dose cuple of paegs hav been der fur longer dan 2 kool --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 06:51, 11 October 2008 (BST)
Actually i'm fairly sure none of them have...2 Cool was around before all other pages on that navbar, excluding the location stubs.--xoxo 06:54, 11 October 2008 (BST)
Did they create them all? I'm 99% sure that the Great Fire and a couple of others at the very least were created as pure unaffiliated backstory pages. --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 06:56, 11 October 2008 (BST)
Yeah, all the pages were created and written by ALiM contributors to enhance the storylines. You should probably failbail right about now.--CyberRead240 06:58, 11 October 2008 (BST)
Nah, I'm good. --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 07:02, 11 October 2008 (BST)
Yeah, I really think the fire one has been around for a lot longer...--– Nubis NWO 07:05, 11 October 2008 (BST)
I would have been more than happy to reduce the size of the alim navbar and (perhaps) remove some aspects off it, i suggested a compromise to bob but he was uninterested. In fact the main thing that stopped me from making the navbar sexier and smaller was the fact that i suck at coding etc, you may recognise the template as it was stolen and altered from the DHPD one. I think you'll find the action 2 Cool decided to take is more than sufficient.--xoxo 06:48, 11 October 2008 (BST)

navbar

Ill have a mess around with it now.--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 09:59, 12 October 2008 (BST)
THanks. you can use my sandpit if you want, skyblue plz.--xoxo 10:06, 12 October 2008 (BST)
I've got 9 myself.
Boobs.gif Amusing Locations in Malton Boobs.gif

Location Voting, Review and Discussion

Great Fire of 1912 | Sir Dick Longman | Malton Electric | The Arkham Sisters | Beer Schools Alliance | Sandpit Revolution | Urban Dead Colloquialisms | Suburb Nicknames

These "Quality projects..." -Kevan
brought to you by 2 Cool and friends!


--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 10:15, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Ross, you know I like you, buddy, but my eyes hate you right now.--– Nubis NWO 11:20, 12 October 2008 (BST)

THanks for trying, but that is repulsive.--xoxo 11:22, 12 October 2008 (BST)
Prefer Babyshit yellow. But at least someone is doing something about it.--CyberRead240 11:23, 12 October 2008 (BST)


Also i was thinking making it longer. So its more navbary and covers the full length of the page but doesn't go so far. Looks a tad chody atm for my liking.--xoxo 11:24, 12 October 2008 (BST)

So you want it wider? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:27, 12 October 2008 (BST)
It needs to be two-tone and have background. White ftl--CyberRead240 11:30, 12 October 2008 (BST)
Yeah wider--xoxo 11:33, 12 October 2008 (BST)
I don't like the stripy. I don't want to sound like an ungrateful arsehole either.--CyberRead240 11:41, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Maybe we could just get someone with uber skills to redesign the whole thing from scratch? Also i think we need a new font...--xoxo 11:43, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Are there any nav bars out there you like? So we can get an idea of style? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:44, 12 October 2008 (BST)
Can we try the Border thicker, and the top section the same colour as the darker border? Once I see that it is shit i will stop haha--CyberRead240 11:54, 12 October 2008 (BST)
Man you're demanding--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 12:05, 12 October 2008 (BST)
new font pleeeeze! dunno what sort, just less curly like.--xoxo 12:17, 12 October 2008 (BST)

I think DDR will save us all. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 12:43, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Check out the sexy new alim navbar! Featuring mostly ross's ideas! Far less assaulting to the eyes imhop.--xoxo 08:11, 23 October 2008 (BST)

new template

Vote or die.jpg Vote or Die
If you enjoy amusing locations, please consider voting on new additions here.


oh, the here part links to this talk page, but it is not apparent when i show it on this page. i am not 100% happy with the text, any suggestions or good to go? and yes, that is paris hilton give me all the 'thats hot' jokes you can think of. --Scotw 18:39, 3 July 2008 (BST)

Nice, but where would it go? On ALiM itself?--Nallan (Talk) 05:54, 4 July 2008 (BST)
i guess so, it could also go on high traffic listings (but by no means all of them) for additional self promotion to get people to take a second look at us. --Scotw 20:34, 4 July 2008 (BST)

1st birthday of ALiM

ALiMs birthday is just over two months away, now I know this is a while away, but what about planning some shit to go down now? I was thinking an awards ceremony. As in, Best Location, Best Contributor (either voted by users, or in relation to most successful suggestions) Worst Contributor, Worst Suggestion, some kind of dumbass award in homage to finis...etc etc. It would take a while to sort out but yeah, I'm keen on helping out.--CyberRead240 10:33, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Sounds cool. Not a big fan of the contributor ideas but the locations could do with having praise heaped upon them. Also a legal way to shout out to finis is always good :P Read you are amazing for getting the ball rolling so early and surely deserve some kind of award...i think i see some templates coming on ;) --xoxo 10:02, 17 July 2008 (BST)
Sounds kickawesome. Maybe some kind of ALiM in-game tie-in. Like we could all meet at an ALiM and party til sunrise...--Nallan (Talk) 00:42, 2 August 2008 (BST)
yeah coz in game ud parties are teh bezt! we need to put forward a suggestion that drinking makes you drunk and you slur speech and accidentally hit the wrong person when you try actions, also your hit rates are down but your punch now does 4 damage.--xoxo 02:07, 2 August 2008 (BST)
Haha yeah. But punch rate should go to like 50% I reckon - for more lulz. And you can choose where to punch...--Nallan (Talk) 06:39, 2 August 2008 (BST)
Less than a month away. C'mon lets get working.--CyberRead240 08:35, 6 September 2008 (BST)
Still no progress on my "crotch punch" mod, unfortunately. Would some sort of ALiM tour be teh lame? We could make Mycock safe for everyone to enjoy. --Blackboard 10:33, 9 September 2008 (BST)
2 Cool are all about the ALiM tour. Hell, we even did one irl.--xoxo 13:07, 9 September 2008 (BST)
The Lone Awesomes lend their full support. Who else is in? Are we all survivors, or is this to be a co-zeducational event? I'm also convinced that any press is good press, so I am going to suggest the festive punching of strangers. --Blackboard 10:40, 10 September 2008 (BST)
You know something blackboard, I like you. In the least gay possible way ever. Your presence on the wiki is refreshing. I'm keen for a tour, but the player hunt is soon? oh what will we do? Also, we need wiki awards, its three weeks away now. (ps, I was lying about the non-gay thing, you seem like a babe).--CyberRead240 15:12, 10 September 2008 (BST)
Well, I am a babe, so you're right to like me. Also another idea... how about a spraypaint campaign? "Come to Mycock, 35E 26N on (date)" all over town? 20 buildings a day each (we could probably even zerg creatively push this number a bit higher) over a week... that's a lot of ALiM propaganda, and maybe a big gay party at Mycock? --Blackboard 16:06, 10 September 2008 (BST)
I'm all for a big gay gathering at your cock... er... Mycock... I'll begin with the propaganda. Except - HOLY SHIT, KEVAN's DONE THE PURGE!!!! I can't see what date we started ALiM!!!! AAAAAAGGGGHH!!! If anyone can get the date we began, put it here somewhere and we'll start with the propaganda campaign.--Nallan (Talk) 07:37, 15 September 2008 (BST)
Nigger fuck shit bitch. October 25? It was definately oct....FUCK.--xoxo 08:33, 16 September 2008 (BST)
Read said October 2nd today.--Nallan (Talk) 09:59, 16 September 2008 (BST)

ALiM PARTY!!!

How are we celebrating?--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 22:48, 3 October 2008 (BST)

Celebrations are month-long! All interested parties - we will be holding a birthday dinner at Club Head in Crowbank from the 18th of October at 8pm (AEST = GMT+10) to 8pm on the 19th (24 hours). Drinks will be provided by the club and the theme is "ALiM". The event will be survivor-only, although zeds are free to moan in the street outside. Food will be thrown from windows so no need to BYO. ALiM supporters are encouraged to advertise the party through paint, speaking, broadcasts, metagaming, and the wiki to their hearts' content. Sign-ups unnecessary, but feel free to leave a comment here regarding the festivities. See you all there, or see you all square. This information is subject to change - we'll give plenty of notice though.--Nallan (Talk) 00:23, 7 October 2008 (BST)
I'll be there, with some delectable drinks. And some killing tools crowd control.--Drawde Talk To Me! DORIS Red Rum Defend Ridleybonk! I know Nothing! 20:47, 10 October 2008 (BST)
I'm outside in a (slightly embarrassing, as I have severely soiled myself) state of non-breathing. Anyone got a needle handy?? --Blackboard 13:30, 17 October 2008 (BST)
Most of us Aussies are asleep (its 12:44am here) expect Jed and Nick to be awake and active within the next 12 odd hours. Unfortunately, I am also outside waiting for a revive. Perhaps we could have a zombie party? God I need sleep.--CyberRead240 14:45, 17 October 2008 (BST)
I'm there, lazying around. --  AHLGTG 18:35, 17 October 2008 (BST)
Get inside all of you. I'll dispense revives later, maybe. THis suburb is the shitest place to get a revive, all the locals are useless caunts who even with an adjacent powered NT still seem loath to get up and revive a friendly stranger.--xoxo 23:38, 17 October 2008 (BST)
Well im inside. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 23:39, 17 October 2008 (BST)
Someone rev me I cant get in. It's me and Blackboard outside--CyberRead240 00:12, 18 October 2008 (BST)
Gotta wait for IP refresh, it's either 10am or 12pm, it used to be 11 but yeah...daylight savings...--xoxo 00:18, 18 October 2008 (BST)

Few category errors

I think that the Elton Museum appears twice, and without a famous ppls category, I don't see where it could go. Also, Gambling Place should be in wordplay?--CyberRead240 03:53, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Both fixed. WOw the world play category has some really good alims; side alley, broke bank etc etc.--xoxo 04:02, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Wray Heights ftw

walked passed gooch, diaper and hickey...someone was having an...interesting time when he named Wray Heights, or as i like to call it.....Gay Heights :\ --xoxo 13:58, 10 October 2008 (BST)

Nominations?

For like prizes? Hows that work then? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 17:11, 6 October 2008 (BST)

There we go. We're open for nominations. Sorry, we're pretty busy with exams atm.--Nallan (Talk) 00:05, 7 October 2008 (BST)
lil, we so are not.--xoxo 09:42, 8 October 2008 (BST)

HOLY LIVNG CRAP

Now Borehamwood is open for business - should we get a sister page going?? --Blackboard 13:50, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Your wish is my command!--Nallan (Talk) 22:53, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
And now we have a shiny new redirect! --xoxo 23:15, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Yo yoyo b-boy

I heard you guys like spam linking this page. Perhaps you should stick a link on the Projects page. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:19, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Totally.--xoxo 12:13, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

And the winners is....

Awards people? its frikken november. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:32, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

ALiM birthquarter, we'll do it in deck. most of them are pretty straight fwdish decided already anyway...--xoxo 13:08, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
no but really. Hurry the fuck up.--CyberRead240 13:25, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
Seriously. Go! --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:35, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Who is all for..

Alphabetizing the ALiM locations on the main page, but still keeping them within their categories, of course.--CyberRead240 02:31, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Totally.--xoxo 04:14, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Phallic innuendo done.
...also Cock and Other Body Parts. Style question: should I include "Club" as part of the name, or should I treat it as a title? E.g. Club Vagg being filed as 'V' rather than 'C'. --Blackboard 08:41, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Vagg is V all the way imho.--xoxo 14:25, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, Location Name before Location Type when it comes to Alphabetical. Like iTunes.--CyberRead240 15:50, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Power Towers

Has some words on it. Please don't try and read it out loud. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:11, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Make this an autosortable table?

(If you don't know what an autosortable table is, see the one at the UHUB.)

Basically, making this an autosortable table would mean that people would be able to sort the ALiM's in other ways, other then categories (such as alphabetically, date added, etc,) and make the page easier to navigate. Thoughts? Linkthewindow  Talk  11:21, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and in order for this to work, we would need a template. Linkthewindow  Talk  11:24, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
I find those tables hideously ugly...--xoxo 04:15, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
**snickers** -- boxy talkteh rulz 04:24 28 December 2008 (BST)
**stickers** -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:44, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
I was going to say i find them hideously ugly in a sterile way, not in a good way like alim nav...i guess you can't get away with anything around here...--xoxo 04:51, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
**slickers** -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:55, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
You should be able to change the background colour (except perhaps for the label section?) and borders on the autosortable tables -- boxy talkteh rulz 03:02 29 December 2008 (BST)

I gotta say...

...that Danger Alley might be my favourite location, next to Fluck Library. --  AHLGTG 00:49, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Well we sure know how to pick the featured locations!! :D --Nallan (Talk) 00:51, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
Victory! Expect my wiki retirement any day now. It can only go down here from now. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:11, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

A gift

A number of pages mention Malton Rovers football team but its a red link. Tempted? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 12:54, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

On the eve/day of the Superbowl, that's very appropriate Ross. I don't know anything about football (odd for an Australian :P.) Linkthewindow  Talk  12:56, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
Did some rudimentary work; could use improvement - content and photos etc. Anyone? --ߘlackboard 21:20, 1 February 2009 (GMT)
Photo's added. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:48, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
nice work guys :) --xoxo 12:41, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Helo

Who runs this place? I like the layout, and I had an idea to add another project to the "alim" cause. I was thinking of a page like ALiM, but less focused on humour and more about the good locations to visit in malton, with a bit of history etc. Kind of like a Tour Guide to Malton! I was thinking of funny and interesting articles. Let me know what you think.--DiscoInferno 11:32, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Hmm sounds good, but I was sure there was already something like this on the wiki. Anyone know for sure? Maybe there's not... J3D and I started this thing up a bit over a year ago so we basically run it with the help of the community.--Nallan (Talk) 07:49, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Where the fuck is....

A template box for the winners of the alim awards. Ross/DDR/Nallan/anyone?? --xoxo 03:46, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

fine i'll do it myself in about a month.--xoxo 12:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
damn you all to hell i say!--xoxo 00:01, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
You called me on whilst i was AWOL. I might get on it. What do you want specifically? DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 00:54, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
A flagbox/template to go on each locations pages saying it was the winner of the 2008 ALiM Award for <insert category name here>. It should be in ALiM blue.--xoxo 01:22, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
I painted my house ALiM blue... it looks pretty terrible... FUCKING AWESOME!!!--Nallan (Talk) 03:49, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

{{|ALiM2008Awards|yo_lolcation_ere}} - DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:51, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

ALIM2008.PNG Best of the Best
This location is the winner of the {{{1}}} in the 2008 ALiM Awards.


Most Valuable Contributor

  1. User:Co fragment, for his work on the Monroeville list.--Nallan (Talk) 05:24, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  2. User:Co fragment --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:35, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  3. User:Blackboard for his hilarious descriptions. Also, sig for top person? STAMP YOUR POSTS!--CyberRead240 03:33, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  4. I love cofrag and his work on ALiMv, but this is ALIM people! We need the award to go to one of our own. I think it should be awarded to 2 Cool, those guys rulz!--xoxo 05:17, 10 October 2008 (BST)

This award will be shared between Cofrag, Scotty, Blackboard, J3D, Nallan, sexylegsread, Rosslessness and most recently Maunder for his work on ALiB. Of course this is also shared for all the other people who have made ALiM what it is today! Give yourself a pat on the back people! </niceguy> lulz. --xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Worst ALiM (location will be considered peer rejected upon the end of voting)

  1. As below.--Nallan (Talk) 22:41, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  2. The Hebditch Building. I can understand the Hedbitch Row Railway Station but what does hebditch even mean? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:35, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  3. As above--CyberRead240 03:51, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  4. Wow that needs to be taken off the list. I have a feeling i'm very slightly dyslexic, so maybe i added it accidentally? Who knows...--xoxo 05:55, 8 October 2008 (BST)
    No, I remember at the time you campaigned vigorously for it to be placed on the list becuase, apparently, "hedbitch sounds like ditch" or something similar.--CyberRead240 06:15, 8 October 2008 (BST)
    Nah that was Horditch, whore in a ditch, man it still makes me smile. But yeah you guys shut it down :( --xoxo 09:43, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Winnar

Hebditch wins! Yee-haw!! And for it's effort it will be sacked from this oh so grandé list of lolcations. Now someone make a ALiM Award Winner template...--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

2 months later and it's finally off the list! --xoxo 02:50, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Encouragement Award

(for that/those users who didn't win a major award, but probably still deserve to win some sort of accolade)

  1. ME--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
We'll we cant really give this out until the votes have been tallied and we know who didn't win one.....also, me, for the original "ironic" ALiM (Broke Bank).--CyberRead240 03:34, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Discuss.--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

This becomes redundant when everyone won the most valuable contributor award... ALiM style, ya dig?!--Nallan (Talk) 23:03, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
I heartily disconcur. I believe Boxy and Grim should recieve it for their kind feedback about ALiM. And because they need to be encouraged to get involved with the democratic process we here at ALiM hold so dearly.--xoxo 01:29, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Bahaha - agreed.--Nallan (Talk) 01:38, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Most Horrific Rejected Suggestion

(an award dedicated to the suggestion that made us all facepalm the moment we read it)

  1. The Topleaf Building--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  2. Any of WanYaos ridiculously unfunny "Up the Chud" suggestions.--CyberRead240 04:01, 8 October 2008 (BST)
    Concure. Should I be considered stupid and ditsy for not having a clue what "Up the Chud" means? DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:20, 8 October 2008 (BST)
    No. Consider yourself better off for it.--CyberRead240 04:35, 8 October 2008 (BST)

More discussion.--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Topleaf got killed pretty bad, lol.--Nallan (Talk) 23:03, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
yeah i'll go top leaf.--xoxo 02:25, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Worst Description Ever

  1. The Boobyer Building--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  2. Box Plaza Getsom Drive Fire Station--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  3. oh god I agree with Ross. Nick, I find the boob yer one actually funny--CyberRead240 03:35, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  4. As Ross, i think i did the Boobyer one and i personally find it lolicious. Box is pretty bad, i mean that only got on alim coz of box...and theymake it about the fucking cardboard things...--xoxo 03:41, 8 October 2008 (BST)
I thought I wrote the one for Boobyer. It could easily have been either of us, which is pretty bad haha.--Nallan (Talk) 05:24, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Shortlist

Place your sig next to the one you want to vote for.

Worst Location Picture

  1. (as Ros) Image:Matraves Crescent Police Dept.jpg--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
    While that is terrible i suggest the picture should have to be on an ALiM location...--xoxo 00:48, 7 October 2008 (BST)
    I don't know... That ISSS pretty disgraceful. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:19, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  2. If it cant be the above then I vote Norris Bank picture. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:44, 10 October 2008 (BST)
  3. Exactly as DDR if it cant be matraves, then norris. I thought we got rid of famous people? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:55, 21 October 2008 (BST)
    We did, but Chuck Norris is more than just a famous person...xoxo 23:51, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Winnar

I decided it should have to be an ALiM, so Norris Bank wins! Yee-haw!! Now someone make a ALiM Award Winner template...--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

I've already started on one. I'll finish it today.--Nallan (Talk) 23:03, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
I said someone, not anyone.--xoxo 01:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Best Location Picture

  1. Image:Statue penis.jpg--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  2. Concure. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:18, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Winnar

Unanimously, Image:Statue penis.jpg wins! Yee-haw!! Now someone make a ALiM Award Winner template...--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Best ALiM (based solely on the name)

  1. Fluck Library--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  2. Power Towers --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:33, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  3. Concur! DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:45, 10 October 2008 (BST)
  4. Heming Way ily wordplay--CyberRead240 03:47, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  5. As read, i was gonna suggest this but nick doesn't like it and i didnt want him angry at me...--xoxo 09:44, 8 October 2008 (BST)
    What? I like this one! Sometimes it's like you don't know me at all... :'( --Nallan (Talk) 01:59, 9 October 2008 (BST)
  6. The Geake Building because come on... what do we all really have in common?? (other than that we're all FUCKING AWESOME) WHAT!! YOU AXED THE GEAKE BUILDING?? WFT I KILL YOU so I don't know... Cockburn Plaza Railway Station I guess. --Blackboard 13:09, 9 October 2008 (BST)
    Let's bring it back blacky, i'm pleased i had no say in that...--xoxo 13:36, 9 October 2008 (BST)
    Seconded. I think this is the best one all around. Though I personally really really like Heming Way, because I'm a geake for literary references. ;) --Jen 04:07, 12 October 2008 (BST)
  7. The Eastwood Museum DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:22, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Shortlist

Place your sig next to the one you want to vote for. Add the one you want if it's not there.

  • Heming Way Nallan (Talk)
  • Eastwood Museum DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)
    Err only the nominees listed :P And no locations added after Cocktober, we have to pretend it's still the one year anniversary.--xoxo 07:59, 20 May 2009 (BST)
    What does it say RIGHT under the shortlist header!!!! >=[ DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:36, 20 May 2009 (BST)
    Yeah, the one you want from the above list.--xoxo 08:51, 20 May 2009 (BST)
    Done. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:22, 20 May 2009 (BST)
    Well that's a good start. 2 more problems - one, it's not on the list, 2, if it was it would be added after Cocktober. Try again at the 2nd anniversary :) --xoxo 09:27, 20 May 2009 (BST)
    This thing won't last 2 years. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:33, 20 May 2009 (BST)
    That's what they said about one year, and we showed those Caunts! --xoxo 08:54, 22 May 2009 (BST)

Okay i'm giving this to Heming Way --xoxo 08:10, 23 May 2009 (BST)


RESULT!!

Okay so i dispensed awards to Getsom, Norris, Longman and Topleaf (which can be seen on their respective lolcation pages) and deleted off the awards that didn't need a result. However the last 2 catergories need more votes. So people get in there and decide which location should win each award!!!--xoxo 07:46, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Heming Way be a winner, yar! --xoxo 08:18, 23 May 2009 (BST)

IMPORTANT

Okay people due to pressure of cheese and wan ALiM Inc has decided that the 'unfunny' cock locations will be removed from alim to improved the articles quality. However, considering taht cock locations, both funny and unfunny, are and have always been an essential part of what is alim they will be kept on a subpage known only as CLiT, more on that later. So please, vote on the above locations on whether or not you find them funny, resting assured that the army of cock locations in malton will be saved and cherished by future generations!--xoxo 07:57, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Award Voting

Please place votes under the corresponding heading. One vote per person per award.


Best Location Description

  1. Danger Alley--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
  2. Crabbe Bank. --CyberRead240 03:41, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  3. Cockburn Plaza Railway Station - for old times sake. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:21, 8 October 2008 (BST)
    *wipes tear from eye* Ah we were young, things were funny, life was good. --xoxo 09:46, 8 October 2008 (BST)
  4. The Boobyer Building Im sorry. Its just so lean. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:53, 21 October 2008 (BST)
  5. The Every Building, late runner but i've always loved this one.--xoxo 00:46, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Okay we need some sort of vague consensus here. Can someone who's already voted change their vote to one of the others...please? Or someone who hasn't voted come and vote for one of these, don't bring anymore into the fold, please! --xoxo 07:40, 18 May 2009 (BST)

ok just for you. I am saying Boobyer. IN TIME FOR THIS YEARS AWARDS CEREMONY!--CyberRead240 10:39, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Boobyer won! Woot woot. FInally this shits over.--xoxo 06:04, 14 September 2009 (BST)


Good Article Friendliness

I alphabetized a bunch of the locations several years ago... I was just about to carry on when I got to thinking: would it be a better idea to alphabetize them by their suburb first? That way, it can have more of a "places to visit when you're in..." list; like, hey, I'm in West Wherever, what hilarious locations can I ransack? At least it would add some modicum of game tie-in. --Blackboard 21:51, 18 May 2009 (BST)

I'd support that kind of idea.--Nallan (Talk) 01:41, 21 May 2009 (BST)
Seems good to me, i do like the categories though, so it'd have to be alphabetized within the cats, and what about lolcations in 2 or more suburbs? (eg St Holy's) --xoxo 08:19, 23 May 2009 (BST)
Why not just have a separate subpage, like "Alims to go to when your in..." or something equally corny, so you don't mangle the main alim (which is the best method in my opinion) for the suburb one. Cause I think the suburb idea is good, but shouldn't take over the current system. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:22, 23 May 2009 (BST)
Yeah it's possible....i was thinking it could be called ALi? and then it would just be a straight forward picture and fancy editing free list of lolcations per suburb, sorted alphabetically (or perhaps North West to South East?) no, alphabetically.--xoxo 08:25, 23 May 2009 (BST)
Do what the ATO did, with their group suburb log, have your own suburb map! DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:28, 23 May 2009 (BST)
Oh, ATO turned out succesful didnt they...--CyberRead240 10:39, 4 September 2009 (BST)
lol no they went to shit, idiot!xoxo 06:04, 14 September 2009 (BST)