User talk:Axe Hack

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Because I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with all the open proxies I banned in the past 15 minutes! >_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:05, 5 October 2010 (BST) I reckon DiLwiki gets errors often. Mainly when lots is done. e.g. proxy banning or importing mycock. ;P--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:16, 5 October 2010 (BST) Well, I did go through 60-something percent of the rest of Meta's blacklist, so... ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:19, 5 October 2010 (BST) I'm sure it'll be back either tonight or tomorrow morning.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:20, 5 October 2010 (BST) Perhaps. Also, who is Montana? I only know him because I brushed up on my DiLWiki history. I know he's a UDWiki user...I'm positive of it. If you don't tell me, I'm gonna constantly hunt down Montana until he reveals himself here! >=D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:23, 5 October 2010 (BST) I think it's mis. He implied he was going to go there at roughly the time Montana appeared.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:25, 5 October 2010 (BST) Hm...One way to find out...I'm gonna camp around Tombstone and constantly kill him. I have enough ammo to last. Also, he dropped 3 pistol bullets when I killed him in Tombstone's General Store. You need it? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:29, 5 October 2010 (BST) Nah. My primary / only function at the moment is to act as opposition mayoral candidate. Effectively, I am Ken livingstone.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:32, 5 October 2010 (BST) And it looks like Red Hawk is the richest guy in the game. He was in Mos Eisley yesterday. I should have took the chance to kill and loot him instead of that Doc guy... >_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:36, 5 October 2010 (BST) You should. I tried to find him but cbf.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:37, 5 October 2010 (BST) Btw, DiL's been back up for a few minutes now.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:38, 5 October 2010 (BST) I wonder if Red is still inside Mos Eisley's Town Hall? Only one I ever seem to run into constantly in this game is Spidey. =L --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:39, 5 October 2010 (BST) I run in to Berserkas and Timothy Strough constantly. I'm just never logged in at the time...--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:43, 5 October 2010 (BST) He is, btw. I'd get him but I have only fists.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:46, 5 October 2010 (BST) In that case, would you like one or two of my melee weapons? I've got a tomahawk, a hatchet, and two pickaxes for melee purposes. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:50, 5 October 2010 (BST) I'm cool, just get here and finish him off. :D --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:51, 5 October 2010 (BST) Alright, but I'm gonna have to wait 10 hours. I'm over-fatigued after killing Montana and looting him an hour earlier. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:53, 5 October 2010 (BST) D: Hurry, I'm scared... --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:54, 5 October 2010 (BST) T-minus 10 hours and counting...Don't worry Yonny! I'm coming to the rescue! I just hope you haven't been brutally mutilated by the time I make it there! Where the hell is that Chocobo of mine? *grumble grumble* Damn steed is always running away... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:59, 5 October 2010 (BST) Oh fuck you both. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 19:16, 5 October 2010 (BST) On noes! He discovered our scheme! Run! Run for your lives!!! Erm...I mean, Um. Hey there, Red. Don't be ridiculous. We're not planning some evil scheme on you. Nope, not one bit. =P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:20, 5 October 2010 (BST) Nuuuuuuu! Our robbery hass failed!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 19:40, 5 October 2010 (BST) Red, you can run! But we'll always be there to track you down!!! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:46, 5 October 2010 (BST) We need to make our heist tactics more sophisticated. I'll play the frontman, and while I distract them with razzle dazzle, you'll take the cash.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 19:48, 5 October 2010 (BST) Right. You track, I kill. Good plan. *loads rifle* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:54, 5 October 2010 (BST) It appears the game is afoot. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 20:07, 5 October 2010 (BST) P.S. How indented do you think this section can get? ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 20:07, 5 October 2010 (BST) Indefinately? I've seen it go off the right hand side before.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 20:11, 5 October 2010 (BST) I'm on a widescreen, so everything looks pretty fine to me. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:17, 5 October 2010 (BST) I'm not on wide screen. The signature from your last post took seven lines. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 21:27, 5 October 2010 (BST) I'm on a widescreen and it's 3 for me.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:28, 5 October 2010 (BST) If it's doing that, you're free to restart the indenting. I don't mind one bit. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:29, 5 October 2010 (BST) Twelve lines. I actually think it's kinda funny. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 21:30, 5 October 2010 (BST) Still going on two lines for me. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:31, 5 October 2010 (BST) You just wait. In a minute we'll hit the border and spill in to the white space.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:31, 5 October 2010 (BST) Whoever does that gets a cookie. No double posting. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 21:35, 5 October 2010 (BST) Deal.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:36, 5 October 2010 (BST) It'll prob be a while with me. My screen is 22" and I'm viewing in 1680 x 1050 px. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:37, 5 October 2010 (BST) Well we'll see! (First on each person's?)--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:38, 5 October 2010 (BST) If it's each person, it'll take a while. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:40, 5 October 2010 (BST) Really?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:42, 5 October 2010 (BST) On my screen, everything still looks fine. My sig is now at 3 lines. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:44, 5 October 2010 (BST) Haha!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:44, 5 October 2010 (BST) I would think the page would break more or less at the same time for all of us. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 21:45, 5 October 2010 (BST) So wait. Why are we trying to break my page again? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:45, 5 October 2010 (BST) My "Haha!" was meant to be it breaking for me (I counted the indents needed), but then I realised he has no fixed width, so it'll just grow indefinately.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:46, 5 October 2010 (BST) You actually counted all that? Wow. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:47, 5 October 2010 (BST) Well I trial and errored it and worked out how many more I needed (it was 4).--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:48, 5 October 2010 (BST) Yeah, I noticed that too. Also, your sig is 16 lines. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 21:48, 5 October 2010 (BST) Four lines. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:49, 5 October 2010 (BST) This is taking a while to loa... New game! First to crash Axe's talk page wins. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 21:50, 5 October 2010 (BST) Wait. Why does it have to be my page? Why not Yon's page? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:51, 5 October 2010 (BST) Axe's sig is 8 or so lines for me. And it won't work on my page because of scroll bars.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:53, 5 October 2010 (BST) Then let's break Red's page. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:53, 5 October 2010 (BST) Nah, I should probably be going. I have a uni admissions test tomorrow.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:54, 5 October 2010 (BST) Good luck with that. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:55, 5 October 2010 (BST) Thanks.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:56, 5 October 2010 (BST) And now my sideways scrollbars have appeared... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:57, 5 October 2010 (BST) I'm nearly on 1.5 the size of my screen.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:59, 5 October 2010 (BST) So what now? Do we...do we keep going? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:01, 5 October 2010 (BST) Keep on chugging until the page crashes! ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 22:04, 5 October 2010 (BST) You guys haven't caused horizontal scrolling on my browser yet, but I'm at 1920x1080. —Aichon— 22:05, 5 October 2010 (BST) Why's it gotta be my page? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:06, 5 October 2010 (BST) Isn't it fitting that the person with the most links to their page has the longest-running comment block in recent memory? Also, it just occurred to me that since I have a triple monitor setup, I could stretch the browser between all three 1920x1080 monitors, yielding a width of 5760px that you'd have to overcome before I had to scroll. —Aichon— 22:30, 5 October 2010 (BST) Yea, now, again, why does it have to be my talk page? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:34, 5 October 2010 (BST) Because your talk is designed in such a way that we might actually make Aichon use his scrollbar. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 22:36, 5 October 2010 (BST) Right...And How long do you think we'll have to keep this up? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:38, 5 October 2010 (BST) Until you have to indent with three solid lines of colons? I dunno. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 22:41, 5 October 2010 (BST) And we couldn't just find a page that uses the same coding as my pages, huh? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:43, 5 October 2010 (BST) I imagine it'll become quite wide faster than you think. ...<span style="width:10000px; display:block"> </span> Much faster in fact. --  RoosterDragon  22:49, 5 October 2010 (BST) You and your span codes. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:05, 5 October 2010 (BST) It's national span tag abusage day, were you not informed? --  RoosterDragon  23:13, 5 October 2010 (BST) Really? I thought it was national spam day. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:27, 5 October 2010 (BST) Good morning!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 08:06, 6 October 2010 (BST) Afternoon, Axe. You're going to have to try much harder if you want to kill me. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 19:04, 6 October 2010 (BST) Why are we still increasing the length of this? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:08, 6 October 2010 (BST) Silly Ross, who said we had to use your header? =P ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 19:27, 6 October 2010 (BST) Tards Aha! --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:25, 6 October 2010 (BST) No one, that's why it's MY header. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:28, 6 October 2010 (BST) I dun get it.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 19:29, 6 October 2010 (BST) I knew I should have braced my talk page for October... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:40, 6 October 2010 (BST) What's wrong with October?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 19:48, 6 October 2010 (BST) Let's say, I didn't think this whole "trying to break my page" thing was going to happen. >_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:58, 6 October 2010 (BST) So... Lemme ask you...What happens if someone just so happen decide to go around your hiding of the + button by using the + button in the history tab? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:39, 8 October 2010 (BST) It's not there to forcibly stop people from using it, just to help guide them to the proper use. --VVV RPMBG 00:48, 8 October 2010 (BST) Tastries A FREE COOKIE Misanthropy has given Axe Hack a cookie for his dogged persistence 20:45, 12 October 2010 (BST) A FREE COOKIE Misanthropy has given Axe Hack a cookie for rigging dice 17:16, 13 October 2010 (BST) ... Damn people trying to break my page. Now there's a giant red triangle on this page... >_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 05:34, 13 October 2010 (BST) It's more of an arc. 08:04, 13 October 2010 (BST) It gives your page a little more character is all.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 08:31, 13 October 2010 (BST) curious unrelated question who did you use on facebook's doppelganger week? -- LEMON #1 10:53, 13 October 2010 (BST) Eh? There was a doppelganger week? O.o? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:35, 13 October 2010 (BST) Sigh... -- LEMON #1 23:23, 13 October 2010 (BST) I'm so confused! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:24, 13 October 2010 (BST) DiL (without moronic colons) He'd dead, Jim. Let's grab the spoils of war! -- Spiderzed▋ 18:15, 13 October 2010 (BST) Knock knock. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:21, 13 October 2010 (BST) Visits to the wastelands You're quite the revive junkie, aren't you? :p ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ talk 09:42, 15 October 2010 (BST) Shhhhh. You'll give away my favorite RP to all the other contestants of RITA! ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:24, 15 October 2010 (BST) Berserkas He's idled in his shack (A Black Hole) SE of Shiney Vegas. I weakened him, and I'm pretty sure he's overfatigued, so get in and clean him up. :D:D --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 12:23, 16 October 2010 (BST) Oh my god, kill that cunt. NOW -- LEMON #1 13:40, 16 October 2010 (BST) rofl. Me and Spidey killed him just the other day for looting Spidey's shack. xD --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:07, 16 October 2010 (BST) But seriously, I could do with a hand. He's definitely Aped out, and he's probably got about half health.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 15:13, 16 October 2010 (BST) All done. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:15, 16 October 2010 (BST) Great. I harvest some of his rope supply. Half I have, half is at the Ballymac town hall.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 15:17, 16 October 2010 (BST) I'm hiding in Spidey's shack for the time being. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:21, 16 October 2010 (BST) Find and kill me in RITA.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 23:45, 16 October 2010 (BST) Hey, thanks for the welcome. I've just read through the Project welcome/welcomenewbie page and found a few things I wouldn't have known about otherwise, thanks again for that. KeJoRo 23:53, 16 October 2010 (BST)