Talk:Shamblin' Crooners

Hey, what's up! The Broadway Zombies are on tour, currently stopping in Dulston by invitation of Man Up. Maybe we could get together for an ABBA sing-along?--Snarfo 04:52, 16 August 2006 (BST)

Thanks for the splendid performance at Club Cocker yesterday by Kitty Eater! Your impromptu duet with Andrea Doria of the Broadway Zombies brought a tear to my eye, and a lump to my pants. Man Up appreciates quality entertainers, even if they are undead.--Private Partz.14:21, 23 August 2006 (BST)

With the Big Bash coming too town Dead vs Blue request you guys do an out door show for them when they arrive. Let them know what zeds have been in these parts the longest...let them know it's your home town. Sure we've had our battles in the past (several at the Downe Towers I recall) but if all the survivors get wiped out where is your audience? Help us kick them out of town so you don't lose gigs. What do you say? --Officer Murphy, 29 Augus 2006

If all survivors get wiped out, the audience will be "Mrh?"ing at the cemetery! But we haven't been super organized lately. Not going to try to stop the Big Bash. We'll keep singing and "autographing" away. Maybe do some new stuff. You might want to leave town for a while. If I was a survivor, I would. --Darth Sensitive ^W! 23:00, 30 August 2006 (BST)

Dear Shamblin' Crooners, Greetings from The Malton Zookeepers! A friend of ours witnessed your performance of RHAN AH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN RAABZ AH RRRRRRHMAAAAN last night at Treweeke Mall, and posted the text in our forum. We were all blown away! Such professionalism and attention to detail! We'd love to invite you to perform at our new Zombie Visitor Center at the Zoo at any time. Contact us via our wiki page or our forum so we can discuss the details! Yours truly, --Lo Meng 03:34, 6 October 2006 (BST) (Piemancer of the Malton Zookeepers)

Hey

Wow, I wanted to cry when you performed at Treweeke Mall over the past couple days. Simply beautiful. But if I see one of your revivified groupies shoot at a member of the Palytoxin Gang again, you can forget about any more concerts in Dulston. -NRAnachronos of the Palytoxin Gang

Gaz, Am gannah zah zhra azzaz. Zambahz zangang mah zangz, an nah brang Rrrrgang nah branz! Gambarah - az mah zang. Azgarh Maharh - az mah zang. Bagh Rrrgang habbah zambahz zangang. Az barah naz. Rrrgang hab anaghar zang, Zha-bang! Zha-bang! Ah Mammah zha-graagh! Zha-graagh! Az naz zang, mrh?

Translation: Guys, I'm gonna sue your asses. Zombies are singing my songs, and not giving Wolfgang any brains! Cumbaya - that's my song. The Oscar Mayer theme - That's my song. But Wolfgang is happy to hear zombies singing. It's very nice. Wolfgang has another song, She-bang! It's a nice song, yes? - Wolfgang Puck 23:35, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Your policy is bullshit...

...And is not followed by your own members. I was given an infectious bite in PPPD, and I'm level what, 6? --Joe O'Wood TALKCONTRIBSUD 00:26, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Level 6 means you're NOT a babah harman. Granted, you sure act like one. --PsychoPhil ^CFT 04:55, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

What a witty comeback. --Joe O'Wood TALKCONTRIBSUD 22:00, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Shacknews wants you!

As you boys may have heard, Shacknews is having one last hurrah at Giddings Mall before disbanding. We want more zombies there smashin' cades. If you're interested in lending a bloody stump, lemme know on my talk page or just shamble on over. Thanks! --New Coldness 01:56, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh my God, I'm such a big fan

I can't believe I'm talking to the actual Shamblin' Crooners! You guys rock! I was hoping I could convince you guys to do an appearance on the upcoming Malton Zoo Telethon, seeing as all of our zombie staff - and most of our human staff - think you guys are just the greatest. Leave me a note on my talk page or visit our website so we can work out the details. I hope to hear from you soon! --Lo Meng 08:36, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Verify Tour Reports

As I'm chronicling the events of Dulston, current and past, one of the things I keep an eye out for are dates and places. Your group's tour schedule was just what I was hoping to find. With it I added news items to each location wikipage's "Current News" section. As all I really have is the dates and locations though I could only make assumptions on what happened at each location. To simply matters I also made three basic template statements based on how many times your group returned to a location. With the exception really being the Whitlock Building... for that location I had to get creative. Anyway, if you have time please refer to your own posted tour schedule for 2006-2007 and visit the location wikipages listed to confirm what really happened. If you are happy with what I entered feel free to leave it "as is". If you invited into a location or allowed to stay (i.e. without violence) you may wish to note it.

On another note, in my efforts to improve the Dulston wikipage I created a custom thumbnail group icon for the Shamblin' Crooners in the suburb group listing. Feel free to check it out. If you do not like it you have the option to change it back to your original image. --Mobius187 February 8th 2007, 6:45 PM (EST)

The Shamblin' Crooners thank you for your ongoing interest, and are (as far as I can tell, my zombish is a little rusty) very pleased with the work you have done on the history/thumbnail to date. All we can offer at this time in reward is a group autograph and a genuine Shamblin' Crooners 'Apocalypse Tour' t-shirt.

Please note that any deaths resulting from vigorous autographing by members of the SC are purely incidental and are in no way meant to imply dissatisfaction towards the residents of Dulston and/or its noble and hard-working historians. - Havok

Uh, thanks. I think I'll avoid an "autograph session", as Caleb bruises easily. Anyway I'm glad to hear that the historical notes I added are accurate, after all, while I may not know all the facts I like to report what I can for the benefit of the UD Wiki and Dulston historical records in general. As you guys are actually at these locations feel free to add your own news item, and in that way, beef up on the details my news posts have obviously been lacking. --Mobius187 February 9th 2007, 2:15 PM (EST)

Huey Long Speaks in !zanbah

First, I'd like to give you guys a nice big "Hello!" I'm a big fan of your guys' singing, a really big fan. Whenever I take a rest from a long days' work smashing barricades and helping pass out brains, I like to see if my ears can't pick up your melodies from the other side of Malton.

Anyway, I'm here because I'd like to present you with a circular that I'm distributing to all active zombie groups in Malton. I hope I'm not taking up too much of your time by asking you to read it, of course.

Also, since you guys are an entertainment group, might it be possible for you to schedule a gig at the Pooll Crescent Police Department as part of the event? I would appreciate a prompt response on this matter, and again I hope I'm not imposing on you.

Anyway, the circular:

I, Huey Pierce Long, Jr., will be speaking at Pooll Crescent Police Department in !zanbah (Eastonwood) on April 8th, 2007, concerning his campaign to win the nomination of the Zombiecratic Party in the Mayor of Malton campaign, and I would like to invite your group to send a representative to attend the rally. It is my earnest hope to improve the situation for the lowly, starving ferals of Malton, and I would like to have your support in doing so.

Check out my campaign site for details, and if you like what you see, don't forget to vote for Huey P Long! As always, I can be contacted through my talk page (or that of my alt) if you have any questions, comments, etc. --Huey P Long ♠♥♣♦ 06:45, 6 April 2007 (BST)

We are intrigued by your offer Mr. Long. Might you tell us the time in which you shall begin so that we may be witness to you? --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 16:50, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Assuming reality will cooperate w/ my plans and doesn't throw any surprises at me, the speech will be at 5:00 PM EDT ((21:00 GMT, 22:00 BST). Also, if anyone is willing to take a transcript of the event, they're more than welcome to do so--I should have a staff member present with me for this purpose, but having a backup plan is always a good idea.

Excellent. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, we will have representatives there. We'll try go keep our claws to ourselves for the event. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 17:41, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Hello There

On behalf of the Electric Mayhem, I would just like to say greetings and salutations! We are great admirers of anyone in the entertainment business. We would also like to extend an invitation. You are most welcome to come to any one of our fine coffee houses (churches we've ransacked) to perform OR just to chill and hang out and have a groovy time. Oh, and when you are there, don't forget to sample some of our delicious organic (brains) refreshments! -- Yours Truly, Doctor Teeth 17:47, 12 April 2007 (BST)

Booking enquiry

BARBRAZ would like to make contact with a view to booking you to perform at a Grand Opening at the Doggrell Hotel in the suburb of East Becktown. We would be particularly interested in coordinating a double bill with a performance by the Drama Club. - Fuster 23:51, 24 April 2007 (BST)

Malton Gazette

Don't forget to call us up about your exploits; this is the best kind of news in Urban Dead.

Posting here because it’s full of lively UD players, if you ever have a full battle (or local news at all), and in particular some kind of showcase event (game/performance, etc.), write it up or just notify the maltongazette@gmail.com to get featured.

Thanks for your interest! Help use the Gazette! --Thegreathal 18:33, 27 April 2007 (BST)

Malton Special Olympics

It'd be awesome if you guys could sign up and participate in the Malton Special Olympics -- Murray Jay Suskind 15:04, 2 June 2007 (BST)

We'll be looking into this. However, we typically z!ng much more than kill, so I doubt we'll be winning many events. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 18:54, 2 June 2007 (BST)

Zombipalooza

I just wanted to invite you to this. the page is in proccess, but we have been talking about this for over a month in our forum, it would be great to have you there--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 04:18, 8 June 2007 (BST)

And just in case you need a link to the page: Zombipalooza --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 04:57, 8 June 2007 (BST)

Are you guys still active?

Haven't seen much of you recently! Standard Zombie 23:08, 24 October 2007 (BST)

Indeed we are. We're just on something of a mini-tour at the moment, and shall be returning to our home in Dulston shortly. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:30, 25 October 2007 (BST)

Please hurry! You can't spend more than six hours in Dulston without getting revived or headshot, as of now! Standard Zombie 02:32, 31 October 2007 (UTC)