Talk:The Clatworthy Arms

Specialities of the House

The Clatworthy Arms prides itself on serving the highest quality beverages and foods that can be found in Malton.

Although the menu changes frequently depending on the availability of goods, the standard fare is listed below to satisfy your culinary inquisitiveness:

Domestic Beverages (brewed 'in house' by the Clatworthy Upstairs Brewing Company)

• Clatter's Best Ale
• Captain Clatworthy's Rum (ask for it with Eggnog during Christmas!)
• Clat's Christmas Sloe Gin
• Clatworthy's Reserve Port
• Clatskova Premium Vodka

Locally-Produced Beverages

• Mug's Erektion Elixir
• Plisky's Poison
• Tully's Toasty Toddy

Imported Beverages

• Dr Lizardo's Revive Serum Grappa (Imported from the Yoyodyne Zombie Research Institute)
• Whizz Cola
• Dr Nut
• Karhu Beer (Imported from Helsinki)

Appetizers

• Chicken-Filled Donuts with Chipotle or Jerk Sauce
• Fried Soylent Green Chips
• Teriyaki Kitty-Meat-on-a-Stick
• Zedified Ear Jerky

Hearty Dishes

• Chaco Chicken Sandwich
• Stir Fry Chaco Chicken Strips and Soylent Brown Noodles
• Riza's Golden Chaco Chicken Breasts
• Arroz con Habichuelas (special occasions)
• Finnish Karelian Stew (usually made of reindeer, beef and pork, but any roadside varmints will do)
• Entrails (when barricades fall)

Other Specialities

• Lowther Leaf Pipe Tobacco and Cigars (Imported from the Lowther Building Tobacconists)
• A Fine Selection of Hydroponics (whenever our dealer is in the house)
• Whip-its
• Beta Tape Collection featuring Rate 70s Porn including the infamous Marcia and Jan's Sleepover Special
• Fried Gold - bags of homemade Pork Scratchings, also known as Pork Rinds or occaisionally as "Pig lumps."

Desserts

• Butt Nugget Chocolate Candies
• Vanilla Ice Cream topped with Butt Mustard Caramel Syrup
• Plisken's Flan
• Wedgehut's Chocolate Covered Wedgies

Clatworthy can also be booked for:

• Bar-mitzvahs
• Sweet 16 Parties
• Funerals
• Human Buffets
• Fantasy Zed Football Drafts
• Bachelorette Parties

Clatworthy Arms Game Cabinet

The Clatworthy Arms maintains an extensive inventory of games that are made available to all patrons to play while they enjoy a fresh brew and a hearty meal. Anyone is welcome to add a game to the cabinet.

• Maltonopoly
• Twister
• Panzer Leader
• Crossbows & Catapults
• Mystery of the Abbey
• Connect 4 Zeds
• BattleShip
• Plinko

Clatworthy Arms Patron Templates

Patrons of the Clatworthy Arms are welcome to add any of these templates to their collection after visiting the establishment and sampling it specialities.

	Clatter's Best Ale
	This User has enjoys drinking a refreshing pint of Clatter's Best Ale at the Clatworthy Arms! Brewed exclusively by the Upstairs Brewing Company.

	Dr Emilio Lizardo's Revive Serum Grappa
	This User has enjoys drinking Dr Emilio Lizardo's Revive Serum Grappa after each revive! Available exclusively at the Lowther Building and the Clatworthy Arms

	Chaco Chicken
	This user eats Chaco Chicken. Available exclusively at the Clatworthy Arms. Good people, Good food.

	Fried Gold Pig Lumps
	This user has sampled the delicious and intoxicating Fried Gold Pig Lumps available only at The Clatworthy Arms!

Events Archive

(pre 2008)

November 28, 2007 Patrons of the Clatworthy Arms have had their revelries repeatedly disturbed lately by gunfire. Apparently an ongoing PK war has spilled over into the normally friendly pub prompting devoted stool sitters to glower menacingly at strangers as they enter. A new area has been set aside to the left of the bar where PKers and Bounty Hunters can settle their differences without disturbing the inebriated. --Shazzelim 17:58, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

October 22, 2007 The VZW departed the Clatworthy Arms to begin the First VZW Malton Film Festival. The Festival visits 20 of Malton's most famous cinemas and crosses virtually every suburb of the city. Join the VZW for the festival and get a free T-shirt at the end! --Shazzelim 14:49, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

September 30, 2007 The Clatworthy has been overrun by zeds. The interior has been ruined and the generator is now broken. 7 zeds outside, unknown how many are inside.--Wedgehut 23:40, 30 September 2007 (BST)

In the near future Plans to integrate the Clatworthy Arms pub with Club Somerton to make a Club/Pub hybrid are being slowly put into action. If you feel like raving Club Somerton seems to be the new cool place to go in Edgecombe-- Kiddy 16:57, 15 June 2007 (BST)

June 18th, 2007 This day marks the official start of the first annual VZW Malton Running Man Competition. Spectators are invited to enjoy some of Malton's finest brew while Hunters and Runners test their mettle.

June 14th-17th, 2007 Competitors in the VZW Malton Running Man Competition will muster at the Clatworthy Arms prior to the official start of the Competition. Take this time to stop by and discuss strategies and swap stories with the Hunters and Runners of this new Annual Event.

April 20th, 2007 Co fragment has taken over as temporary landlord until such time as the previous owners arrive to reclaim it. As long as they're living. The place is to be run as an EHB safe house for the Edgecombe Families but all other living people are welcome to drop by (unless a zombie spy, Gker, Pker, etal).

February 7th, 2007 A get together has been arranged for Valentines day for general socializing and possibly more... Feel free to come boast about any of your achievements in Malton.