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Matthewfarenheit vs. Saromu

I call Johnnie Cochran as my lawyer. Mr. Cochran, you may begin.

Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Thank you Mr. Cochran. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!} 03:00, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I am literally tearing I am laughing so hard at this point..--Gage 03:03, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

This is one of the most pathetic things I've seen.--Jorm 03:28, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

This case doesn't need the input of every CRF-RRF-DORIS member to start, so I'll thank you if you refrain from posting unless you have something of value to add. That goes for everyone above as well. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 03:31, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

No, you see, I think this sentence is the most value that is going to come from this entire "arbitration": This is one of the most pathetic things I've seen. So, with that, I've already provided more value to this than the rest of the entire "case."--Jorm 03:34, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh Matt... Get the stick outta your ass and learn to take a joke. --Gage 03:36, 19 January 2007 (UTC)