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Matthewfarenheit vs. Saromu

I want to start a case against Saromu for the creation of the The Hidden Tower page and things directly related to that page. I'll accept Hagnat, Jedaz, Boxy, DHG and Cyberbob240. Oh wait, scrap the last one. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 02:39, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I'll be happy to arbitrate. - Jedaz^{ΣT MC ΞD GIS S!} 02:40, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh Jesus Titty Fucking Christ. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!} 02:42, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I would like to unnominate Hagnat, as it seems that Saromu has already started trying to communicate with him outside the wiki. Nothing against you haggy, but I need as much impartiality as I can get on this hostile wiki. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 02:46, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

If you don't want me you can just say so, I'm not too fussed either way. If the comment was directed at Matthew Farenheit please indent to the level one after his comment so that there is no confusion as to whom you are talking to. - Jedaz^{ΣT MC ΞD GIS S!} 02:47, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

1. I was talking to Hagnat about Company of Heroes. I just got the game yesterday. 2. Hagnat is a good friend of mine so if I want to speak to him you have no right Faerie Queen telling me I can't. 3. {{Arbys}} --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!} 02:48, 19 January 2007 (UTC) (P.S. that was towards Faerie Queen, not you Jedaz)

I irc a lot matthew, and sonny is a friend... he even named a suburb after me while he was the papa of the RRF... and WTF are you doing in my user talk page ? anyway, it's not like i was going to arbitrate this or somthing... i am rather busy now with work and som RL issues, no time for the Fairy Drama Queen and geee... i never expected the spanish inquisition... --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 02:58, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Alrighty then, well if you'll accept me Saromu we'll get this show on the road. If not you'll both have to find a different arbitrator to agree on. - Jedaz^{ΣT MC ΞD GIS S!} 02:56, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I call Johnnie Cochran as my lawyer. Mr. Cochran, you may begin.

Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Thank you Mr. Cochran. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!} 03:00, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Since it's obvious that Saromu does not want to take this case seriously I request for someone to represent Saromu so we can begin arbitration precedings. - Jedaz^{ΣT MC ΞD GIS S!} 03:19, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Fine, don't like Johnnie Cochran? How about Phoenix Wright?

OBJECTION! --Sir Sonny Corleone ^{RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!} 03:40, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Ok, if you want a fictional character representing you then we'll start. - Jedaz^{ΣT MC ΞD GIS S!} 03:44, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm OK with you as an arbitrator and Saromu out of the case, but he still needs someone to represent himself, and if he wants to be in he needs to either accept you as an arbitrator expressely or nominate some other guy. I don't want to go outside of the rules Jedaz. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 03:47, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Jedaz, no offense but I'd rather have Amazing as my arbitrator. So...how do I say this nicely?...Please mind your own damn business. --Sir Sonny Corleone ^{RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!} 03:48, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Heh, thats alright, but you could have just said so in the first place rather then acting like an arse whenever I asked if you'ld accept me. - Jedaz^{ΣT MC ΞD GIS S!} 03:54, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm not exactly the dipshit that created this retarded case anyway. Whoops, my bad. That was mean. I'm not the dipshit that created this unintelligent case. Wouldn't want to insult the case. It isn't its fault that it is stupid. --Sir Sonny Corleone ^{RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!} 03:56, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I'd offer to arbitrate, but I don't expect M.F. to accept me, as I want to say right up front that I'd throw his entire case out at my first opportunity. It would go something like this.--J Muller 04:06, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Sonny and Matt, I know you each fairly well, I like you each, so I think I could be neurtral in this. --General Lee A. Dickhole _{Malton Rangers} 04:46, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Matt, I'm not officially an arbiter, and I doubt Sonny would accept me anyway, but if I must, I will... Why don't one of the members of The Hidden Tower just remove Matthewfarenheit from the membership/leadership of your group, and not link to his talk page as the contact point, and just carry on with it without that little part of the joke? Might make this case just disappear, and we can carry on being the happy little wikiers we were before ;) -- boxy ^{T L ZS Nuts2U DA} 05:49, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

That is the most desirable solution, but Sonny wouldn't carry it out if I just tell him. It's this, a Mod, or he actually changes his posture by himself, but obviously I'm his inspiration but not his conscience. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 05:54, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Actually I would've if you hadn't been such a pompous prick by making this retarded Arby's Case. And because you made this case you lost every chance of settling this civilly. You could've been a man and asked me to take it down. I probably would've based on how you asked. But instead you went behind my back and tried to get an Arby's Employee to settle this. Congratulations, you're a giant douche.

But if you want this case to end without looking any stupider I reccomend dropping it and learning to mind your own business. Since it was that that started this whole thing anyway. Buh-bye. --Sir Sonny Corleone ^{RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!} 12:28, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I would arbitrate, but I have a feeling that neither of you would accept me.--The General ^{T Sys U! P! F!} 15:38, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Case dropped. I actually need some Moderator to archive it as the archive is protected, so if someone could do it you'll be doing me a favor. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 20:55, 19 January 2007 (UTC)