User:GuesssWho
This is just a page about me.
Who 'I' Am:
'I' am a female Level 24 zombie. 'I' have blue-green eyes, tawny hair, and very pale skin.
'I' am wearing what was once, probably, a pair of black silk pants or shorts. Possibly a skirt. Also wearing a T-Shirt with the remains of a slogan on it. Through holes is a few words: 'U laug ow bu wil u laug whe I craw ou fro und bed?' It is also black, with blood-red letters. Over that is a black trenchcoat.
(In case you were wondering, the 'actual' me has that shirt. It says 'You laugh now, but will you be laughing when I crawl out from under your bed?')
'My' heroes are Nny, Eugene Victor Tooms, Venom, and Hannibal Lecter. (Look them up, they're very cool!)
According to [1], I am a Loopy Philosopher Pinko Grammarian Ennui Lonely Guy Bong Evil Clown. (Don't ask.)
'My' skills so far are Free Running, Body Building, Tagging, Scent Fear, Scent Blood, Scent Trail, Scent Death, Digestion, Infection, Vigor Mortis, Neck Lurch, Death Grip, Rend Flesh, Tangling Grasp, Feeding Drag, Memories of Life, Death Rattle, Ransack, Feeding Groan, Ransack, Flailing Gesture, Lurching Gait, Ankle Grab, and Brain Rot.
'I' am currently in Reganbank.
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=738629
'My' Personality
If anyone were to ask, 'I'd' say that 'I' am cynical, pessimistic, and generally bitter. Well, 'I'd' actually say 'Mrh? Graaah!' But that's besides the point. LOL!
'My' favorite song is, naturally, 'Zombie'.
My Opinions:
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Too Many Templates |
| This user puts way too many templates on their page. |
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Template Whore |
| This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!? |
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Friend of MU |
| This user or group supports Miskatonic University |
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Fine Art of Malton Supporter |
| This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority. |
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Royal Society of Malton |
| This user or group is a member of the Royal Society of Malton, a coalition of groups and individuals who pride themselves on their intellect and strive to make the survivors within Malton more intelligent. |
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Scorched Earth |
| This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed. |
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What do you mean I can't use an axe?! |
| This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes. |
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Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already! |
| This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies. |
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Heavy Lifters, Maybe? |
| This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once. |
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Sock Puppets |
| Because democracy works better without all that pesky democracy. |
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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! |
| In his house at R'lyeh, this dead user waits dreaming. |
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DON'T PANIC! |
| Hey, you sass that hoopy GuesssWho? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is! |
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Ban Stupidity |
| This user or group does not tolerate stupid people. |
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Proud To Be Dead |
| This user is a zombie and proud of it. |
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Feral Undead |
| This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool. |
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Female |
| This user is female. |
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DUDE! It's a Template! |
| This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time. |
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Sorry, what was that first part again? |
| This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything. |
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Just Nuke the Place! |
| This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it... |
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Stop Holiday Imperialism! |
| This user refuses to acknowledge the start of Christmas season until the day after Thanksgiving. |
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IT NEVER ENDS! |
| This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki. |
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Urban Dead |
| This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds? |
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Calculus |
| This user really hates calculus. |
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Don't Nerf Mah PKing! |
| This user is sick of people trying to nerf PKing. |
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Tetris Addict |
| This user is addicted to Tetris. |
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Stop Suggesting Crap! |
| This user or group supports intelligent suggestions because: Crucifixes should be useless, just like in real life. |
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Pseudo Zombie |
| This user needs more sleep. |
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It's a Joke, OK? |
| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it. |
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Why are you still reading these? |
| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands. |
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Attack of the Clones |
| Attack of the Dupe Clones! |
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Chuck Norris Sucks! |
| This user thinks that Chuck Norris isn't that cool, he's just a cowboy. |
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The Final Sign of the Apocalypse! |
| One of Mr Aushvitz's suggestions was implemented! |
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Spam |
| This user recognizes Mr.Aushvitz's valiant attempt to fill Peer Rejected Suggestions with his own retarded suggestions. |
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Alien |
| This user is an alien. |
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Bush is an alien!! |
| GuesssWho thinks bush is an alien because he can't speak english. |
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HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1 |
| We can't affurd mexed missages in the long worm! |
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The President |
| <---God, this guy is pathetic! |
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Project UnWelcome Member |
| Need help? Piss off. |
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Hypnotoad |
| All glory to the Hypnotoad! |
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Scientology Unfriendly |
| This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous. |
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Pirate |
| This user be a Pirate. Death to the Ninja dogs! Yarr! |
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Ouch! |
| That's definitely gonna leave a mark! |
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Zombie Karaoke |
| This undead user enjoys serenading survivors when visiting safehouses. |
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Zombie Spy |
| GuesssWho may or may not be a zombie spy. |
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Hell |
| This user is going to Hell. |
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Ban Heresy |
| This user or group does not tolerate heresy against Sweet Zombie Jesus. |
| TVC |
| The Vengeance Committee |
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Allez Cuisine! |
| This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such. |
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Fire is Pretty |
| This user thinks that fire is pretty. |
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An Adventurer is Me! |
| GuesssWho plays The Kingdom of Loathing |
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Gramear |
| This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki. |
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Green |
| This user is a member of the Green Party. |
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I am Sonny! |
| This user claims to be Sonny Corleone. |
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Gangsta Rap |
| This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side. |
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TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! |
| This user has been exposed to chemical pollution and thinks like a purple tentacle. |
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SGP, MFD, CMS, UBP... |
| This user thinks there are enough capital letters used on the wiki to feed every bookworm in the world. |
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Weapon of Choice |
| This user's weapon of choice is her bite. |
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"Free" Running? |
| This user believes that Free Running works by making holes in the walls between the buildings. |
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What the Hell is Wrong with you People!? |
| This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long. |
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... Wha? |
| This user just doesn't care. |
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Music Lover |
| This user likes music. |
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Project Sleep |
| This user is a Zzz... |
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Fascists |
| This user or group hates fascists and will do everything in their power to feed them to the zombies. |
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Blood Sucking Lawyers |
| This user thinks all lawyers should all just drop dead. |
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Burn Her! She's a Witch! |
| This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find. |
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How do you know she is a witch? |
| This user was turned into a Newt... |
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Trenchcoater |
| This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas. |
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Shoot the Messenger |
| This user or group follows the strategy of Shoot the Messenger.
Combat reviving this user's character is a good way to eat a bullet. |
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Zombie Sympathizer |
| This user or group doesn't think that zombies should be shot just because they are different from us. |
