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==Warning ==

Please do not impersonate people on this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, you may be banned from editing the wiki. –Xoid STFU! 03:33, 9 August 2006 (BST)

It looks like God is not omnipotent. Turns out he has to answer to the mods like the rest of us!--Gage 03:54, 9 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord forsees a retraction. -- (GOD) 04:43, 9 August 2006 (BST)
You get one, but only because I find your antics funny. That and the lack of a malicious nature behind the edit. Don't abuse this leeway. Also: since you were warned, you still don't win the argument with Bob. Everybody wins. Now go play in traffic children. –Xoid STFU! 05:02, 9 August 2006 (BST)
Bless you, my son. For let no man speak ill of those who come back to the light of the Lord. -- (GOD) 05:04, 9 August 2006 (BST)

Good job

Keep on with your Amazing work on the wiki, god. We need more people like you. --hagnat mod 00:18, 14 August 2006 (BST)

The Lord God has not been unkind to you. You should not be unkind to the Lord God. -- (GOD) God 01:01, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Template

I assume you know about {{BobWorship}}? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:09, 6 August 2006 (BST)

Some sheep stray from the flock, that has never been disputed. -- (GOD) 23:28, 6 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord has gone ahead and created a template of his own to enlighten the misguided.

Template:BobIsNotGod -- (GOD) 23:31, 6 August 2006 (BST)

Ha, okay, that's pretty awesome. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 00:06, 7 August 2006 (BST)
Precisely what the Anti-Christ would say. Hmmm. -- (GOD) † 03:56, 7 August 2006 (BST)
Interesting "coincidence", isn't it? I'm plotting against you right now.Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:14, 7 August 2006 (BST)
I knew that. -- (GOD) 17:40, 7 August 2006 (BST)
Weird. I just made a rock that you can't lift. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 17:55, 7 August 2006 (BST)
Just because the Lord knows all and created all things does not mean he wishes to hear of your bowel movements. -- (GOD) 18:01, 7 August 2006 (BST)
FP711-2-EB309142545-B.jpg Cry More Please
Aaaaawww… Does someone need a hug? What about a blankie?

Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 18:05, 7 August 2006 (BST)

Now the Lord must create a 'poop less please' template. However, he is considering simply giving you the Clapp. -- (GOD) 18:07, 7 August 2006 (BST)
LMFAO. You're a riot. –Xoid STFU! 18:08, 7 August 2006 (BST)
I pwned God. Ha. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 18:10, 7 August 2006 (BST)
For God so loved the Earth, he let his only begotten Wiki Account be pwned in order to absolve the sins of its users. -- (GOD) 18:13, 7 August 2006 (BST)

Template:PoopLessPlease

Another perfect creation for the G-dog. -- (GOD) 18:19, 7 August 2006 (BST)

God, that's just wrong. Now give me five Hail Mary's and pray for forgiveness. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 19:44, 7 August 2006 (BST)
You're about to catch a lightning bolt with your teeth, my son. -- (GOD) 23:00, 7 August 2006 (BST)
You can't catch lightning. It's just electricity. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 03:30, 8 August 2006 (BST)
Maybe YOU can't... False idol. -- (GOD) 06:59, 8 August 2006 (BST)
You've gotta take some physics classes or something. And to think you invented the laws of nature.... Maybe you're just drunk. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 07:08, 8 August 2006 (BST)
I am your Lord God who hath created the Heavens and Earth. I can do fucking anything. Turning water into wine, walking on water, resurrections out the ass, people with wings and harps living in a cloud palace make sense to you, but catching lightning doesn't? You are truly lost, my son. -- (GOD) 07:11, 8 August 2006 (BST)
Alright Mr. Smartass, if you're so powerful, impersonate someone else on the wiki — and give me a diff link to prove it — without getting a warning on M/VB. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 07:33, 8 August 2006 (BST)
My name is Bob. I am a moderator and I created an Urban Dead group. -- (GOD) 00:14, 10 August 2006 (BST)
Here you go. -- (GOD) 00:16, 10 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord hath adjusted his holy text. -- -- (GOD) 00:16, 10 August 2006 (BST)
Hey, why don't you use this template?--Canuhearmenow 18:53, 8 August 2006 (BST)
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Antichrist
God thinks that Bob is the Antichrist.
The Lord wishes to ask mortals not to edit his holy words upon his own userpage. Bless you. -- (GOD) 04:49, 9 August 2006 (BST)


Custom Titles

I believe that the custom titles on your user and talk page may violate this policy. What do you think?--Gage 03:29, 14 August 2006 (BST)

The Lord is under the impression that custom titles are allowed as per the text of that very policy, though God is willing to listen if the explicit allowance of custom titles therein does not stand here. -- (GOD) Pray 03:33, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Honestly I am not sure. The policy is a bit... verbose for my taste. Just watch yourself, it is considered vandalism to violate it. I don't plan on reporting you. --Gage 03:47, 14 August 2006 (BST)
That's a first. Cyberbob  Talk  03:48, 14 August 2006 (BST)
I guess snitches do have some code of honor. They don't rat on each other. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 03:49, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Maybe it's because they know that the other one will snitch back. Cyberbob  Talk  03:50, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Do not make the Lord bring the Drama Llama all up in here. -- (GOD) Pray 04:00, 14 August 2006 (BST)
It's Amazing that you said that. I was thinking the same thing. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 04:03, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God tires of your childish mental capabilities and hereby strikes you from his presence for eternity. Fwoosh! -- (GOD) Pray 04:06, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Swfjmq.jpg Oh Snap!
Someone just got served!

--Gage 04:09, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Straight from hell

God, since you are all-seeing, can you please promise me that Amazing will be going straight to hell? He really is a horrible person, as you know, since you are all-knowing. And did you really make him in your image, or was he just a mistake? I'd understand if it's the latter. But seriously, from his horrible beard to his pathetic whining on the wiki, you've gotta send him down to hades! –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:25, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Xoid and I already decided that Amazing was a result of a drunken conception/pregnancy. --Gage 05:27, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Not to mention the fact that he says he has an ALT ACCOUNT already on the wiki! That's just low, and definitely puts him in the running for Hell. Cyberbob  Talk  05:29, 14 August 2006 (BST)

And his horrible spelling. "Desision"? The guy was both unintelligent and annoying. He also had a way to insult people in the stupidest way possible. "Slack-jawed moron"? What an idiot. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:29, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Some of the funniest shit happened with Amazing during Wikigate though. I have to say, despite all the drama, Scinfaxi and Rasher totally pwned him.

Awesome quote from Rasher: "The level of fallacy and logical inconsistencies in your "arguments" is absolutely hilarious. For example, you claim that I admit to knowing the person that reset your password - I admitting to knowing at least 10 people at my school that play urban dead, but I never claimed to know who the person was. Any point raised against yours are combatted by ad hominem attacks rather than legitimate logical arguments. 'AD HOMINEM ATTACKS ARE FALLACIOUS AND YOU ARE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU ON THE INTERNET' You bring absolutely every bit of this on yourself...your arbitration request is going to do nothing but inspire GANKBUS, et al copycats. Rasher 07:27, 19 April 2006 (BST)"

And just check out Scinfaxi's talk page about Amazing's beard... it's a goldmine! Amazing still needs to burn though. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:31, 14 August 2006 (BST)

The Lord God does indeed know all. As for seeing all, he does not wish to see certain mortals with their screwy bits hanging out. Back on topic, from what the Lord God understands, most mortals who engage in drama most assuredly end up writhing the bowels of Hell. -- (GOD) Pray 05:32, 14 August 2006 (BST)
But God, according to Scinfaxi, Amazing's beard molests children! Have you seen it? I'm not surprised! –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:34, 14 August 2006 (BST)
And since no-one engaged in more drama than Amazing, surely you'd agree that he's fast-tracked for Hell? Cyberbob  Talk  05:35, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord ponders why he needs to answer the same question multiple times. Perplexing indeed! -- (GOD) Pray 05:36, 14 August 2006 (BST)
He's also the reason why Whales are endangered. He hates God's creatures. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:37, 14 August 2006 (BST)
He's also probably as big as a whale. Maybe bigger. If the world were rid of his blubbery form, I bet global warming would be solved! –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:39, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God is confused, but willing to enact the Drama Llama policy should this frantic spamming continue. -- (GOD) Pray 05:41, 14 August 2006 (BST)
We're not talking about you, we're talking about Amazing. Just look at his page! Look at the edit history. Tell me that what he wrote (now about a "bike ride") doesn't deserve damnation. Plus his fat and his horrible beard. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:43, 14 August 2006 (BST)
That beard makes childen cry at night... Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:45, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Forgive the Lord's apparent lapse in knowledge of your lack of comprehension, Scinfaxi... Though you're all seriously freaking the Lord out, this is still drama and will be dealt with as such, lest you recieve a vandalism warning, the Lord requests ye cease spamming his talk page with bad-faith edits, though strange they may be. -- (GOD) Pray 05:47, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Wow, so much for all-seeing, God! I'm Bob, not Scinfaxi. And my edits aren't bad faith. But Amazing really does need to burn. Think of the children! Look at his beard! Save us, God! –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:50, 14 August 2006 (BST)
You're the Lord Fucking God. You're both omnipotent and infallible. If you say Amazing is doomed to be raped by a large, horny bird in hell then it is true. We must know if he is indeed banished the the Netherrealm. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:51, 14 August 2006 (BST)
You need to promise us that he'll burn. He really deserves it. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:53, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The question has been answered. The Lord God suggests scrolling up. -- (GOD) Pray 05:54, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God hopes that Hammero in some way understands that he is Scinfaxi, though the Lord God is not holding his holy breath. -- (GOD) Pray 05:57, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Why would someone pretend to be someone else? You know how low that is? Someone who does that deserves to burn in hell. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:56, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God agrees, but wonders if Bobfaxi does as well. -- (GOD) Pray 05:57, 14 August 2006 (BST)
I know Amazod doesn't. Cyberbob  Talk  05:58, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Bob is not Scinfaxi. Bob would pretend to be someone he's not. Unlike that Amazing fellow. He would. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:59, 14 August 2006 (BST)

I'm not Scinfaxi, God. Why are you attacking me, anyway? I'm no more Scinfaxi than you are Amazing. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:59, 14 August 2006 (BST)
You aren't Amazing, are you? --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 06:01, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Amazing is too stupid to register new accounts, I'm sure of it. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:02, 14 August 2006 (BST)
This is a tough question indeed as the Lord is all things and all people. All mortals are made in God's image. The Lord knows your questions is weather or not this belongs to the same user who was previously the wiki user known as Amazing, and though there may be many hearty laughs being had at this point the Lord God must truthfully answer "No". -- (GOD) Pray 06:05, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Because I think he's the kind of person so desperately in need to attract attention to himself that he may LEARN how to register new accounts in order to amuse himself. Not that different from Scinfaxi if you ask me. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 06:09, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God thinks you might be, and that's really all that The Lord needs in order to completely annoy you and spam the wiki. Isn't that correct? -- (GOD) Pray 06:05, 14 August 2006 (BST)
So why do you have a messianic complex anyway? But seriously, is Amazing and his blubber and his child-attacking beard going to burn or not? He's awful. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:06, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Ask the same question he Lord has already answered one more time and a report will have to be made. There will be no other option at such a point. -- (GOD) Pray 06:14, 14 August 2006 (BST)

"Previously known as Amazing"? He's going under a new name now. I'm telling you, the guy is trash. He's a slack-jawed moron. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 06:08, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Here's a picture that Rueful apparently took of Amazing's beard:

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Horrible, isn't it? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:08, 14 August 2006 (BST)

He had to get so close that he lost an eye in the process. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 06:11, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Really quite sad, but he did it for the children. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:13, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord was hoping that you would see the light of your errors, but this is fast heading for Vandal Banning, and the Lord God has had no previous problem with you. -- (GOD) Pray 06:12, 14 August 2006 (BST)
That's something Amazing would do, Valachi. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 06:14, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God knows this, and also knows that is precisesly why you are spamming his page. -- (GOD) Pray 06:17, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Oh, give me a break, God. We're not doing anything wrong. We're just pointing out how horrible Amazing is. He's an awful person. Horrible. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:13, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God suggests you do not press this any further, lest there be a reckoning. Even you must have SOME limits, mortal. -- (GOD) Pray 06:17, 14 August 2006 (BST)
If you're so damn sure of yourself, God, then take me to Vandal Banning already. I'm just pointing out what a horrible person Amazing is and asking for your promise to send him to hell so that he can burn for all eternity with Satan! –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:18, 14 August 2006 (BST)
And lo, the Lord spoketh unto the people, "Let no man place trust in the intentions of Bob Hammero, lest he lead ye to a vandal banning case he is for some reason striving to create. Indeed it is a path to your own destruction. Somehow." -- (GOD) Pray 06:23, 14 August 2006 (BST)
And the Lord may be confused on the manners of us earthlings, but your problems are not to be answered in Vandal Banning, but maybe in Arbitration. And you know who has the record of cases there? --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 06:16, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Moderation

do not use custom titles on user pages. This is your first warning --hagnat mod 05:37, 14 August 2006 (BST)

The Lord God asks you read the policy and discover it was not against said policy. Bless you. -- (GOD) Pray 05:39, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Last Warning

Please do not create custom titles that don't fall under the exceptions outlined in the policy we're referring to on this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, your editing privileges will be revoked. This is your last warning. Cyberbob  Talk  05:46, 14 August 2006 (BST)

"In the case of custom page titles, page titles that serve a constructive purpose, so long as the custom titles are clearly in good faith and do not violate other policies. Examples would be extremely long titles being shortened, or users choosing to display names different than their user names (disallowing impersonation, or titles significantly unrelated to their user names, unless the unrelated titles are established as being synonymous with said users)."

The Lord looks forward to both Warnings removed. Blessings! -- (GOD) Pray 05:49, 14 August 2006 (BST)

You don't have any need to use "The Lord God," you don't have a precedent of signing your name that way, your page title isn't unnecessarily long: it fails the first part, about serving a constructive purpose. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 05:52, 14 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God consistantly starts his sentences with "The Lord God". Therein your theory is disproven and it is a valid title. The original case is also easily disproven, but the Lord God knows all, so he knows you are beyond reaching for whatever reason. -- (GOD) Pray 05:56, 14 August 2006 (BST)
You don't have precedent for signing that way, God. Is reading not part of your holy schooling? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:04, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Once again, "or users choosing to display names different than their user names (disallowing impersonation, or titles significantly unrelated to their user names, unless the unrelated titles are established as being synonymous with said users)." The Lord begs you point out where it is required to be a signature. -- ('GOD) Pray 06:07, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Tell the truth

Do you support or condemn Amazing's actions on the wiki? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:44, 14 August 2006 (BST)

This question has already been answered. The Lord is however full of forgiveness and will not report this bad faith edit. -- (GOD) Pray 06:45, 14 August 2006 (BST)
I'm serious. What's your answer? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 07:00, 14 August 2006 (BST)
47. You are done here, mortal. -- (The Lord God) Pray 07:04, 14 August 2006 (BST)