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cumb on! vote yes! {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig5}} 04:22, 1 February 2021 (UTC)


Auto-add, Axworthy Hotel is already on the list :)--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 03:03, 16 September 2008 (BST)
===[[Golde Avenue]]===
Ironically named given it's status as potentially the most useless location in all of Malton. Not a funny name on its own, but given context it's definitely an amusing location! --[[User:OrangeTHIEF|OrangeTHIEF]] ([[User talk:OrangeTHIEF|talk]]) 23:40, 29 November 2019 (UTC)


==[[Dunningwood_Streets#Danger_Alley|Danger Alley]]==
===[[Sly Place Police Department]]===
The name of the place which lets you know what you're getting into. --[[User:Rent A Troop|Rent A Troop]] ([[User talk:Rent A Troop|talk]]) 10:19, 13 December 2014 (UTC)


Danger Alley, Will Robinson!! --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 18:39, 8 September 2008 (BST)
===[[Banger Cinema]]===
:Best Ive seen in a long time. '''Keep'''. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:43, 8 September 2008 (BST)
Bangerz bro {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 05:44, 7 August 2014 (UTC)
::'''Keep.''' What's not to love? ''"Sir! Those ninjas with uzis are right on our tail!" "No problem, Private - we'll lose them in '''Danger Alley'''! '' --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 10:23, 9 September 2008 (BST)
:::'''Auto add''' (see: [[The Danger Building]]).--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 10:31, 9 September 2008 (BST)
::::...and speaking of [[The Danger Building]], I noticed its custodians were absent so I updated it. --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 11:03, 9 September 2008 (BST)
:::::I don't get why you all think this is so insanely awesome...care to fill me in?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 05:58, 10 September 2008 (BST)
::::::I don't particularly. I just like it enough for a keep.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 06:44, 10 September 2008 (BST)


Ive added some ''minor'' flavour to danger alley. Hope people approve. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:55, 10 September 2008 (BST)
===[[Borrows Bank]]===
:I like it. I've added the template and put it on the list.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 05:46, 11 September 2008 (BST)
More punny than funny, and admittedly a "Your Mileage May Vary" kind of thing, but hey! --{{User:Chirurgien/Signature3}} 04:55, 1 June 2013 (BST)
#'''yes''' {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 05:44, 7 August 2014 (UTC)


==[[Stocker Lane]]==
===[[Help Bank]]===
A no brainer! --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 09:34, 8 September 2008 (BST)
Otherwise Malton's economy will crash. --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 07:11, 22 December 2012 (UTC)
:It is also right beside the Chubb Building and Coker Lane. Not to mentioned the slightly suggestive Pilcher Avenue. Darvall is sooooo the epic winner for most amazingly Amusing suburb! --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 18:43, 8 September 2008 (BST)
#:Haha, I'm sort of torn. On one hand it ''could'' work, on the other hand it's simply a random word attached to 'bank', so I dunno. I'm a bit undecided on it, although your summary just above made me laugh a bit! {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 15:05, 22 December 2012 (UTC)
::I don't get it. '''Kill''' unless the explanation pleases me.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 10:31, 9 September 2008 (BST)
#The summary's funnier than the name itself and as DDR said: it's just a random word with Bank after it, so '''no'''. {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 13:04, 26 May 2013 (BST)
:::One more plug for Darvall or "The Chud" and you're off the page, i have that power...don't make me use it.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:00, 9 September 2008 (BST)
::::STALKER Lane, silly. And Darvall is TEH WINNANGIST!! Seriously, you guys have a lot lame ALiM locations, but totally pass over some of the BEST. This one rawks. If it's not added, you's suxxor, fer reelz. '':PPP'' I mean, vague sexual innuendo vs. genuine punniness... I'm trying to help ALiM actually be ''funnier''... By adding more of the latter. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 21:15, 10 September 2008 (BST)
:::::Well - to each his own - I have to disagree and stand by my kill. "Stocker" just isn't "stalker", no matter how you look at it.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 05:44, 11 September 2008 (BST)
:It might be the accent? If you try and say stocker in an american accent it sounds like stalker, but over here they sound totally dif. Soz pal, '''kill'''.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:18, 11 September 2008 (BST)
:Stocker and Stalker sound identical in Canadian and US english. And IMO it's ''Stocker'' as in "stawker", not Stoker as in Bram Stoker (which rhymes with poker) --  which ''are'' different. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 11:18, 11 September 2008 (BST)
:: i like it but i don't take it as 'stalker' rather, 'stock her lane', something i would gladly do.--[[User:GomerPyle41|GomerPyle41]] 07:49, 15 September 2008 (BST)
:::It's not Stoker (as in Bram) here, it's Stocker (rhymes with Rocker or Cock....er). But yeah we'll see how the voting plays out, bitch.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:36, 15 September 2008 (BST)


==[[Clift Drive]]==
===[[Sly Way]]===
Only coz when i first saw it i thought it said clit drive...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)
Such a sneaky street. --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 04:16, 19 October 2012 (BST)
:'''Kill'''.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)
#Yes yes yes! {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 15:06, 22 December 2012 (UTC)
'''kill'''--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)
#Maybe... {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 13:04, 26 May 2013 (BST)
::'''kill''' -- Laaaaaame. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 09:31, 8 September 2008 (BST)


==[[Ryder Plaza]]==
===[[Club Record]]===
<nowiki>:</nowiki>| --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)
Obvious play on words. --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 03:10, 26 September 2012 (BST)
:'''Undecided'''.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)
* '''Against''' Wordplay does not mean amusing. {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 17:48, 26 September 2012 (BST)
'''kill'''--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)
:There is already a Wordplay category in ALiM though... --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)
:Come on! Ryder [[Box Plaza|Plaza]]? What isn't to lol?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:17, 25 August 2008 (BST)
::That's probably meant for amusing wordplay ;) {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 03:21, 27 September 2012 (BST)
:'''Keep''' -- FREE WINONA!!! --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 09:31, 8 September 2008 (BST)
:::True enough. ''Well I found it amusing. {{P}}'' --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 03:29, 27 September 2012 (BST)


==[[Heighmore Library]]==
===[[Jelly Alley]]===
If only we followed the advice of the librarians and art teachers.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)
u jelly? {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 02:40, 21 September 2012 (BST)
:'''Undecided''' although I might be swayed ;) --{{User:Nallan/sig}} 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)
* ALIM if I ever saw it, but wouldn't go with the wordplay on jealous approach :) {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 17:49, 26 September 2012 (BST)
::c'arn you fucking shit licking bitch.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:40, 21 August 2008 (BST)
* '''For''' --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)
:::oooh. Almost had me!--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 11:43, 21 August 2008 (BST)
'''kill'''--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)
::::'''kill''' - epically weak --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 09:32, 8 September 2008 (BST)


==[[Penni Street]]==
===[[The Delay Building]]===
Plural of one of ALiM's favourites...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)
Please excuse the delays... --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 22:01, 7 September 2012 (BST)
:'''Kill'''.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)
*Honestly? vouch, just based on the potential (the current article is dry as fuck, Nallan, Jed, Sexy and I will have to ALiMise it, methinks) {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 14:03, 8 September 2012 (BST)
<s>'''kill'''--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)</s>
*'''Vouch''' - Agree with DDR. The potential for hilarious descriptions in the same vein as Chitty Cinema, Mycock is huge.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 14:21, 8 September 2012 (BST)
::Ok, '''double kill'''...see that one coming?--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 12:59, 26 August 2008 (BST)
* needs more A, now it's just LIM {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 02:54, 21 September 2012 (BST)
:::Sadly, yes. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:18, 26 August 2008 (BST)
::::Dam..--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 13:29, 26 August 2008 (BST)
'''Keep'''. Penni S_treets here! Who wants a nice PenniS treet?? --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 12:36, 26 August 2008 (BST)
:Yummy. Now Nick and Read get back here and change your votes. He makes a persuasive argument, although i've always prefered just reverting to swearing - you bucketheads! --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:52, 26 August 2008 (BST)
:: J3D, I'll thank you to watch your language, please. --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 16:03, 26 August 2008 (BST)
'''kill''' - meh --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 09:32, 8 September 2008 (BST)


==[[Meany Auto Repair]]==
===[[Missen Street]]===
Cmon!--<font face="arial black"><span style="background-color:#000000; border: 1px solid red">[[User:Haliman111|<span style="color:White">/\'''Haliman'''/\</span>]]</span> <sup>[[User_talk:Haliman111|<span style="color:Blue">T</span>]] | [[The Crimson Clan|<span style="color:Brown">CC</span>]] | [[Umbrella_Corporation|<span style="color:Purple">UC</span>]] | [[Project Wiki Patrol|P!]] | [[Project Welcome|W!]]</sup></font> 00:08, 15 August 2008 (BST)
Where did it go?--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 09:48, 7 September 2012 (BST)
:'''Undecided'''.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)
*lol d {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 13:40, 7 September 2012 (BST)
::'''kill''' - meh --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:46, 17 August 2008 (BST)
*'''against''': even when written correctly it would have been a "meh" joke... {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 02:50, 21 September 2012 (BST)
:::'''Undecided''' Could be the tamest insult ever --[[User:Co fragment|Co fragment]] 13:22, 18 August 2008 (BST)
* '''For''': The "Where did it go?" made won it for me. --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)
::::I'm gonna give it a tentative '''keep'''.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:41, 18 August 2008 (BST)
'''kill'''--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)


==[[Crabbe Bank]]==
===[[The Shortis Building]]===
I just wrote a reasonably amusing description for it - really as a corollary to [[Dix Row]] in [[Wykewood]].--[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 18:30, 31 July 2008 (BST)
This is definitely the most shortest building I've ever seen in Malton. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:24, 26 October 2011 (BST)
:'''Dude!''' If inducted into ALiM, this place would be in the running for featured status. Bravo!--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 06:44, 1 August 2008 (BST)
*'''Against''' Farfetched and not even that amusing. {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 17:51, 26 September 2012 (BST)
::The description is good, i could see myself voting keep for entry coz of crabs but like, i'm gonna have to say '''undec''' atm.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:21, 7 August 2008 (BST)
*'''For''': It's a cute kind of funny. --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)
:::Now that I think of it, this could probably go up for [[ELiM]] as well... --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 14:01, 9 August 2008 (BST)
::::'''keep''' - everyone [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7EfeXEcYxg dance]]!! --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:44, 17 August 2008 (BST)
'''keep''' for description. Otherwise kill.--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)


Added to [[ELiM]].--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:06, 22 August 2008 (BST)
===[[Wing Street]]===
There's probably a Pizza Hut right next to it as well...But that aside, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WingStreet I'm getting hungry]. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:17, 20 September 2011 (BST)
*'''Keep''' - I'll take an order of 20 Buffalo Burning Hot, please. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>21:32, 20 September 2011 (UTC)</sub>
*'''against''': very lame joke, farfetched unless you're American {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 02:49, 21 September 2012 (BST)
* '''Against''': Not readily obvious. --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)


==[[Nutt Avenue]]==
===[[Youl Drive]]===
...--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 08:01, 28 July 2008 (BST)
That's right, I've had a few too many - you're the designated driver! {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 09:28, 3 June 2011 (BST)
:'''Keep''' - Nutt: gonad or head, either way body parts --[[User:Co fragment|Co fragment]] 14:02, 31 July 2008 (BST)
*'''Keep'''. Love it.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 03:58, 5 September 2012 (BST)
::''Keep''' - I must be "''nucking futs''" for voting keep. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:55, 31 July 2008 (BST)
*'''vouch''' {{User:Peralta/Signature}}
:::'''Keep'''. Could be on ELiM, too ;) --{{User:Nallan/sig}} 06:34, 1 August 2008 (BST)
* '''For''' --{{User:Klexur/Signature}} 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)
::::'''Keep''' and ELiM too. Scotty you got any probs with Nutts on ELiM?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:21, 7 August 2008 (BST)
:::::'''keep''' - nuts are good for you. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:42, 17 August 2008 (BST)


Added to [[ELiM]].--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:06, 22 August 2008 (BST)
===[[Swallow_Auto_Repair|Swallow Auto Repair]]===
Can fit in right under the Swallow Lane PD --[[User:Uroguy|Uroguy]]<sup>[[Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup> 05:16, 2 June 2011 (BST)
*'''Autoadd'''.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 03:58, 5 September 2012 (BST)


=<span style="color: red">Locations Under Review</span>=
===[[Garlick Square Fire Station]]===
''All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the [[ALiM]] list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.''
I see a future anti-Twilight Saga description here. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 21:17, 14 January 2011 (UTC)
 
===[[The Trollope Building]]===
I like it, but I have no idea why. What a load of trollopes! -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 13:41, 31 October 2010 (UTC)
*'''no''' {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 02:51, 21 September 2012 (BST)
 
===[[The Tudgay Museum]]===
What's in a name, eh? --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 15:21, 28 September 2010 (BST)
 
===[[Standlick Walk]]===
Odd enough to get on ALiM. Maybe it's just me, but I'm imagining a bunch of people doing a ''standlick'' (or a lickstand, mayhaps) instead of headstands. --<small>{{User:Chirurgien/Signature}} 13:06, 3 September 2010 (BST)</small>
:I was thinking of this as instructions; Stand, lick, walk.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2‎}} 16:19, 3 September 2010 (BST)
::<s>Works better than what I came up with, I guess.</s> Added your instructions to the article. I'm so tempted to add "contributed by Yonnua Koponen, who was a standlicker in his childhood days. --{{User:Chirurgien/Signature}} 01:04, 4 September 2010 (BST)
:::'''keeep'''' yon you sold me{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 15:18, 4 September 2010 (BST)


===[[The Hussey Building]]===
Whoever wrote the history had some kind of idea this was made for ALiM. -- <small>[[User:Rorybob| <span style="color: #FF9933">Rahrah</span>]] [[Malton_Manhunt/Axe_Hack's_Manhunt_3|<span style="color: #FF9933">is pumped that he's going to lose another Manhunt.</span>]] </small> 08:31, 18 August 2010 (BST)
:I'd like to see this added in, especially since we have the [[Hussey Lane]] and [[The Hussey Monument]]. --{{User:Chirurgien/Signature}} 13:04, 3 September 2010 (BST)
*'''Autoadd'''--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 03:58, 5 September 2012 (BST)


===[[The Fowle Museum]]===
===[[The Cummings Building]]===
A Fowl is a bird. Not an insult. See Foul. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)
For obvious reasons. --{{:User:Alexander Dawkins/Sig}} 15:27, 11 August 2010 (BST)
:'''Kill'''.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 00:38, 2 August 2008 (BST)
:We have club cummings and cummings bank. Was the verdict that we keep multiples or don't bother? i remember cheese brought it up, can't recall the consensus. i'm inclined to '''auto add''' {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:33, 12 August 2010 (BST)
::<s>'''Kill''' - maybe we need a BLiM, bird locations in Malton...LOLOLLOL</s>--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 04:46, 2 August 2008 (BST)
:::'''KEEP!''' - it's a fucking BIRD museum, CHICKENS plucka plucka... this is awesome! keep it or die! --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:41, 17 August 2008 (BST)
:::::WTF!!11!!ON3! DETH THRETS ON DIS WIKIZ!? OMGZ VANDALPLZ--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 11:15, 25 August 2008 (BST)
::::'''Kill''' - Just not very funny --[[User:Co fragment|Co fragment]] 08:17, 20 August 2008 (BST)
:::::'''Kill'''--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)
::::::'''Keep''' - I'm with WanYao - '''BWAAAAK! B'GWAAAACK!!''' [[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 15:43, 26 August 2008 (BST)  (And add to ELiM.)(...also I just touched up the page a bit.)
:Yeah i've changed by mind, '''keep''' but move out of insluts.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 04:56, 27 August 2008 (BST)


===[[Lay Road Police Department]] Vote on me!===
===[[The Weary Building]]===
Nah. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)
Hahahaha, get it? The building is tired? oh fuck you guys. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 12:11, 1 August 2010 (BST)
:'''keep'''--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:for a guy that complains about all the drivel on alim you sure suggest a lot of it. It's a '''keep''' for my admitedly low standards but i would have thought it'd be a '''WTF YOU GUIZ SUK ND RUINED ALIM IT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD''' from you, oh dear. {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:20, 2 August 2010 (BST)
::'''keep''' - a good description could do wonders for this --[[User:Scotw|Scotw]] 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)
::You guys killed ALiM a week into it's creation. I'll never forget suggesting Cuant Drive and having you guys reject it, then coming back a year later to find it there by your own request. I still haven't forgotten how heartbroken I felt. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 08:41, 2 August 2010 (BST)
:::'''kill'''--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)
::::'''keep''' - lay, lol.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
::::'''kill''' - meh --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:40, 17 August 2008 (BST)
:::::'''Undecided''' - if it had a funny description maybe --[[User:Co fragment|Co fragment]] 08:16, 20 August 2008 (BST)
:::::'''Kill'''--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)
===[[The Self Hotel]] Vote on me!===
--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)
:keep, it's interesting.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)
::'''keep''' there are many things that you can do by yourself in a hotel --[[User:Scotw|Scotw]] 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
:::'''Kill''' - Nah. Not that funny. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)
::::'''Kill''' meh --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:38, 17 August 2008 (BST)
:::::'''Kill'''--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)
===[[Lovering Avenue]] Vote on me!===
--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)
:'''keep''' what is not funny about the love ring? --[[User:Scotw|Scotw]] 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
::'''kill''', sorry scotty.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
:::'''keeeeeeep''' --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)
::::'''keeeeeeeeeep'''--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)


===[[The Lovering Monument]] Vote on me!===
===[[The Organ Arms]]===
--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)
THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST WORDPLAY EVER --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 11:34, 14 July 2010 (BST)
:'''keep''' insert joke from above! --[[User:Scotw|Scotw]] 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
:'''Vouch/Keep/Wait what?''' [[User:Technical Pacifist|Technical Pacifist]] 17:32, 14 July 2010 (BST)
::'''kill''' insert apology from above!--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
:Is this like piano fingers sort of thing? {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:35, 15 July 2010 (BST)
:::'''keep''' - hell yeah --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)
::No fucking idea, it just has organs and arms as a name. --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 10:01, 15 July 2010 (BST)
:::'''keeeeeeepeeeeeee''' --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)
:I second the motion to '''Vouch/Keep/Wait what?''' Probably one of the best ALiMs I've seen in a while. --{{User:Chirurgien/Signature}} 13:02, 3 September 2010 (BST)


===[[the Whatmore Building]] Vote on me!===
===[[Cayme Drive]]===
--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)
''You are at Cayme Drive. Somebody has spraypainted LOL I CAYME onto a wall.''
:'''weak kill''' i dunno about this one --[[User:Scotw|Scotw]] 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
::'''weak keep''' - b/c for some reason i think ''what? MORE!'' is amusing and it makes me chuckle.. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 09:21, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:::'''weak keep, but keep none the less''' - as scotw.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
::::<strike>'''keep''' - this is actually amusing --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:38, 17 August 2008 (BST)</strike> c'mon Wanny if you're gonna vote twice at least use a different sig...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)
::::<s>'''keep''' - what, more keep votes??? --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 12:41, 17 August 2008 (BST)</s> '':P'' struck. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 12:42, 17 August 2008 (BST)
:::::'''lol''', nice cover up ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:44, 17 August 2008 (BST)
::::::'''Kill'''--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)


=<span style="color: orange">Category Changes</span>=
All class...--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 12:29, 22 May 2010 (BST)
''The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either '''Keep''' in current category or '''Move''' to category suggested.''
:'''yea boi''' --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 12:39, 22 May 2010 (BST)
::howevermanyyearsitsbeen on and theres still an abundance of undiscovered alim. this made me cayme :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and yes charlie stfu the poor grammar was intentional. fuck off you niggardly cunt. PS my lecturer said niggardly the other week, classic lerlz!!!! ~!{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:27, 24 May 2010 (BST)
:::lol i can't believe my lecturer said niggardly! shits fucking [[2C]] ya dig?? {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:18, 2 August 2010 (BST)


===[[Pudsey Park]]===
It's named after a God damn giant yellow cripple bear. Sod dick jokes, ''that''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s comedy. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 01:51, 19 May 2010 (BST)
:I had to google Pudsey to get it. Therefore, '''kill'''.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 12:29, 22 May 2010 (BST)
::'''no''' sorry i dont get it --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 12:40, 22 May 2010 (BST)


=General Discussion=
===[[The Spankling Building]]===
==new template==
Surprised this was never nominated? Cmon. You know what this building was made for!!! --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 10:42, 10 May 2010 (BST)
{{VoD}}
:'''lol yeah'''--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 08:51, 11 May 2010 (BST)
<br style='clear: both' />


oh, the '''here''' part links to this talk page, but it is not apparent when i show it on this page. i am not 100% happy with the text, any suggestions or good to go? and yes, that is paris hilton give me all the 'thats hot' jokes you can think of. --[[User:Scotw|Scotw]] 18:39, 3 July 2008 (BST)
===[[Sadley Way Fire Station]]===
:Nice, but where would it go? On ALiM itself?--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 05:54, 4 July 2008 (BST)
Sadley, ''waaay'' fire station...--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 09:01, 23 April 2010 (BST)
::i guess so, it could also go on high traffic listings (but by no means all of them) for additional self promotion to get people to take a second look at us. --[[User:Scotw|Scotw]] 20:34, 4 July 2008 (BST)
:wtf is this bullshit ngger cunt crap? {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:32, 26 April 2010 (BST)
::AGAINT --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 10:42, 10 May 2010 (BST)


== 1st birthday of ALiM ==
===[[Cutmore Avenue]]===
It's just so deliciously emo! --[[User:Wyndfyre|Wyndfyre]] 18:53, 4 April 2010 (BST)
*Fuck yes! Vouch! --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 01:34, 5 April 2010 (BST)
*Agreed. It's too late at night to think of something for the page, but there's bound to be a good 'across the steet/along the road' joke to be made. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 01:49, 5 April 2010 (BST)
*'''Keep'''--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 09:01, 23 April 2010 (BST)
*'''Keep''' --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 10:42, 10 May 2010 (BST)
*:Oh shit, I was the first to vouch on it. damn, I'm too fast for mahself. --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 08:55, 11 May 2010 (BST)
*'''Keep''' - i read it as cuntmore, got uber excited, then saw it was just cutmore. whatever. i'll ignore all of you and make its description about how it vaguely resembles cuntmore and THEN WE'LL SEE WHOS LAUGHING {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:31, 24 May 2010 (BST)
*:FUCK i did it again!!!! Damn you past jed! {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:21, 2 August 2010 (BST)


ALiMs birthday is just over two months away, now I know this is a while away, but what about planning some shit to go down now? I was thinking an awards ceremony. As in, Best Location, Best Contributor (either voted by users, or in relation to most successful suggestions) Worst Contributor, Worst Suggestion, some kind of dumbass award in homage to finis...etc etc. It would take a while to sort out but yeah, I'm keen on helping out.--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 10:33, 14 July 2008 (BST)
===[[The Chitty Hotel]]===
:Sounds cool. Not a big fan of the contributor ideas but the locations could do with having praise heaped upon them. Also a legal way to shout out to finis is always good :P Read you are amazing for getting the ball rolling so early and surely deserve some kind of award...i think i see some templates coming on ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 10:02, 17 July 2008 (BST)
--<span style="border: 3px black">[[User:Alcatraz311|<span style= "color: white; background-color: #527508">'''Alcatraz'''</span>]][[User:Alcatraz311|<span style="color: white; background-color: black">'''311''']]</span></span><sup>[[User_talk:Alcatraz311|<span style="color: black">'''T'''</span>]]|[[Army Control Corps|<span style="color: black">'''ACC'''</span>]]|[[Alliance 45|<span style="color: black">'''A45'''</span>]]</sup> 22:14, 15 February 2010 (UTC)
::Sounds kickawesome. Maybe some kind of ALiM in-game tie-in. Like we could all meet at an ALiM and party til sunrise...--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 00:42, 2 August 2008 (BST)
*'''Autoadd'''--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 09:01, 23 April 2010 (BST)
:::yeah coz in game ud parties are teh bezt! we need to put forward a suggestion that drinking makes you drunk and you slur speech and accidentally hit the wrong person when you try actions, also your hit rates are down but your punch now does 4 damage.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 02:07, 2 August 2008 (BST)
::::Haha yeah. But punch rate should go to like 50% I reckon - for more lulz. And you can choose where to punch...--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 06:39, 2 August 2008 (BST)
:::::Less than a month away. C'mon lets get working.--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 08:35, 6 September 2008 (BST)
::::::Still no progress on my "crotch punch" mod, unfortunately. Would some sort of ALiM tour be teh lame? We could make Mycock safe for everyone to enjoy. --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 10:33, 9 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::[[2 Cool]] are all about the ALiM tour. Hell, we even [[Raper Plaza|did]] [[Butt_Road_Railway_Station#Butt_Road|one]] irl.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:07, 9 September 2008 (BST)
::::::::[[The Lone Awesomes]] lend their full support. Who else is in? Are we all survivors, or is this to be a co-zeducational event? I'm also convinced that any press is good press, so I am going to suggest the festive punching of strangers. --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 10:40, 10 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::::You know something blackboard, I like you. In the least gay possible way ever. Your presence on the wiki is refreshing. I'm keen for a tour, but the player hunt is soon? oh what will we do? Also, we need wiki awards, its three weeks away now. (ps, I was lying about the non-gay thing, you seem like a babe).--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 15:12, 10 September 2008 (BST)
::::::::::Well, I ''am'' a babe, so you're right to like me. Also another idea... how about a spraypaint campaign? "Come to Mycock, 35E 26N on (date)" all over town? 20 buildings a day each (we could probably even <s>zerg</s> creatively push this number a bit higher) over a week... that's a lot of ALiM propaganda, and maybe a big gay party at Mycock? --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 16:06, 10 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::::::I'm all for a big gay gathering at your cock... er... Mycock... I'll begin with the propaganda. Except - HOLY SHIT, KEVAN's DONE THE PURGE!!!! I can't see what date we started ALiM!!!! AAAAAAGGGGHH!!! If anyone can get the date we began, put it here somewhere and we'll start with the propaganda campaign.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 07:37, 15 September 2008 (BST)


==Award Suggestions==
===[[Shaft Grove]]===
We'll give another three days or so for people to comment on the suggested awards and add any more, then we'll move to nominations, and then say a week after that Jed, myself, and possibly a third person will decide on the winners. Everyone ok with that? Good.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 07:45, 15 September 2008 (BST)
The page needs lolification. It currently focuses on some kind of commercial history rather than phallic innuendo.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 04:23, 3 August 2009 (BST)
:That's just sad.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:30, 3 August 2009 (BST)
:the history, not you thinking it should be phallic lol.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:30, 3 August 2009 (BST)
::I'll have you know a fine, upstanding member of the wiki wrote that. Like most of vinetown its a broad history of depression, and a thriving club scene. There's even a mention of a panda at one point. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:26, 3 August 2009 (BST)
:::I'll have you know i didn't actually read it, let alone look at the page :P Hey, it's the alim crowd, what'd you expect? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:40, 4 August 2009 (BST)
::::Don't bow down to superior contributors, that's not the alim way! --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<big><u><span style="color:DarkSlateGray">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkBlue ">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkSlateBlue">ℜ</span></u></big>]] 14:13, 4 August 2009 (BST)
:::::You don't even know what the alim way is anymore man. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:31, 4 August 2009 (BST)
::::::I never knew the fucking alim way, i was never part of your stupid clique. --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<big><u><span style="color:DarkSlateGray">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkBlue ">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkSlateBlue">ℜ</span></u></big>]] 14:32, 4 August 2009 (BST)
:::::::...denial. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:43, 4 August 2009 (BST)
::::::::You try to suck me in so I can like, ban cunts for you and, like, make u not get vandal warning but i'm just too responsible. --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<big><u><span style="color:DarkSlateGray">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkBlue ">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkSlateBlue">ℜ</span></u></big>]] 14:54, 4 August 2009 (BST)
:::::::::You don't honestly think that's true, do you?--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 22:22, 4 August 2009 (BST)
::::::::::Of course he's kdding, even ddr knows he's not responsible ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:03, 6 August 2009 (BST)
:::::::::::put Eastwood Museum on ALiM already or i'll use sysop as badge and threaten ban u. --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sigcode|LightSkyBlue}}-- 14:14, 9 August 2009 (BST)
::::::::::::It's in the queue. I'll put these on soon. Chill nigger. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:17, 9 August 2009 (BST)
:::::::::::::full of suspense!!!!!!! --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sigcode|LightSkyBlue}}-- 14:32, 9 August 2009 (BST)


----
Mallrats added some slightly wrong flavour that I think works well. Well done mallrat. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:06, 18 August 2009 (BST)
:Haha just read it. Very [[The Mycock Building|mycock building]] - love it.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 08:46, 19 August 2009 (BST)
::'''SHAFT!!!''' --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 09:28, 19 August 2009 (BST) PS... shaft means to con to give someone the shotr end of the stick (a common complain from j3d's girlfriends)... it's also a famous blacksploitation flick. that's much more lolzy than a retarded penis reference --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 09:29, 19 August 2009 (BST)
:::I love myself a shaft, will vote '''Keep''' but why the fuck is nobody else voting--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 10:08, 4 September 2009 (BST)


===Best Location Description===
===[[Gillycuddy Boulevard]]===
Does this even require voting?? I think shoe-in. --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 13:50, 11 September 2008 (BST)
wtf?--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 09:43, 31 July 2009 (BST)
:I guess this would be awarded to the author?--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 07:31, 15 September 2008 (BST)
:'''lulz'''.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 14:13, 31 July 2009 (BST)
::What the fuck? I'd '''vouch''' this. --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<big><u><span style="color:DarkSlateGray">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkBlue ">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkSlateBlue">ℜ</span></u></big>]] 14:22, 31 July 2009 (BST)
:::'''kill''' sessanach! --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 09:25, 19 August 2009 (BST)
::::Funny name but '''kill tbh''' over it--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 10:09, 4 September 2009 (BST)
:I'm changing vote to '''kill''' so i dont have to add 2 more locations.{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 05:46, 19 October 2009 (BST)
:EH i just dont know if this is that brillers...any more thoughtAs{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 05:50, 19 October 2009 (BST)


===Worst Description Ever===
=<span style="color: red">Locations Under Review</span>=
Think "Viva la Revolucion" in building form. For example, my [[The Danger Building]] trenchie homage, but it has to be someone who's ''actually serious'' about their '''INVINCIBLE STRONGHOLD''', <s>top secret safehouse</s> shhhhh, or whatever. --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 13:55, 11 September 2008 (BST)
''All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the [[ALiM]] list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.''


===Worst Location Picture===
''I guess no one wants anything removed from ALiM at the moment :)''
[[:Image:Matraves Crescent Police Dept.jpg]] I win!--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:09, 10 September 2008 (BST)
:'''Fuck yeah!''' -- LOOOOOOL --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 21:13, 10 September 2008 (BST)
::It says best poorly photoshopped picture, not most poorly photoshopped picture, or most poorly edited with MSpaint picture.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:27, 11 September 2008 (BST)
:::So you mean a pic that actually turned out good despite the shitty editing? I think we should have both.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 07:35, 11 September 2008 (BST)
::::I didn't make the fucking category i'm just interpreting it, yeah i guess both'd be good.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:14, 11 September 2008 (BST)
:::::I was thinking more along the lines of the most hilarious hack job (i.e. image search + 30 seconds of editing), whether it's actually Photoshop, GIMP, MSPaint... whatever. Best = maxorz ALiMcats. But we could also do one for... --[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 13:48, 11 September 2008 (BST) (also I think Ross ''does'' win)
::::::Amazing! Im sooo bored, Ive added some stuff on [[Blight Park]].--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:12, 14 September 2008 (BST)
:::::::Nice Ross, especially on the abandoned fair ground pics! I have bolded/italicised as req.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:03, 15 September 2008 (BST)


===Best Location Picture===
=<span style="color: orange">Category Changes</span>=
Which is the most fitting picture for its corollary building... for example, the big rock-hard cock of a building for the big rock-hard Mycock building.--[[User:Blackboard|Blackboard]] 13:48, 11 September 2008 (BST)
''The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either '''Keep''' in current category or '''Move''' to category suggested.''


===Best ALiM (based solely on the name)===
=General Discussion=


===Best Author===
I'm trying to get the [[Great Profiles]] page to stop being horrible, so I've called a vote, and I thought y'all might want to have a say in it, as the foremost humor authorities on the wiki. -{{User:Ornithopter/sig}} 20:19, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
:lol, i tried that about maybe 18 months ago....not enough people care about the page for it to work. And  most of the people who added them probably don't still pay attention to it, hence my advice to you would be go through and delete all the ones you ''know'' are shit, and chuck the ones you think could be funny on the talk (or just delete them too). Since anyone can make one i think they need to be pretty spesh to be great profiles. So yeah, fuck the community and get shoveling through that shitty page! {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:59, 4 January 2010 (UTC)


===Worst ALiM [[Talk:Amusing Locations in Malton/Archive#Rejected Locations|nomination]]===
Well, I guess this page proves that since there's already a Fücking, Austria . . . there's no problem with a little Fücking Tower. :D
[[User:Douglas Summers|Douglas Summers]] 06:50, 2 December 2009 (UTC)
:Yeah i breifly wanted to make a real world alim's, but theres too damned many! Its still oneofmy dreams to visit them all and make a lonely planet style travel guide about them, but more lulzy and less lame.{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:47, 25 December 2009 (UTC)


===Encouragement Award===
You still around, man?--[[User:Sandsun|Sandsun]] 02:06, 10 April 2010 (BST)
(for that/those users who didn't win a major award, but probably still deserve to win some sort of accolade)
:sandsun! whats happening!? short answer is no - but i come on here every few weeks to have a look. I'm not really playing the game at the moment but i might get back into it with a groupless character, maybe azombie... what about you? {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:00, 10 April 2010 (BST)

Latest revision as of 04:22, 1 February 2021

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This Talk page has an Archive
All General Discussion should be moved there as well as rejected locations.


New Location Ideas

Please suggest a location under the "New Location Ideas" section along with square brackets, equals signs (to make a subtitle), and your signature in this format:

===[[your suggestion]]===

The reason(s) you think your suggestion is worthy of being on the list.--~~~~

The "~~~~" adds your signature and timestamp to the suggestion so we know who you are. Alternatively, you can click the Button sig.png button.

Vote either "Keep", "Kill", or "Undecided" in bold font ('''your vote''') on the next available line under the suggestion and any previous votes. Remember to add your signature after your vote.

eg)


==[[Suggestion Road]]==
 Reasons--[[A random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
 :'''Keep'''. I like it.--[[Another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 ::'''Kill'''. I don't find it that funny.--[[Yet another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 :::'''Undecided'''. I just don't know!! Try and convince me to vote either way.--~~~~      (<---- that's your vote!)

All suggestions are an automatic "keep" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least seven days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "keep" votes for it to be inducted onto the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been up for seven days and has at least a two thirds majority of "keep" votes, please feel free to add it to the agreed upon category on the ALiM list. Thankyou.


Add new locations directly below this line

Edgcumbe Drive Fire Station

cumb on! vote yes! DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 04:22, 1 February 2021 (UTC)

Golde Avenue

Ironically named given it's status as potentially the most useless location in all of Malton. Not a funny name on its own, but given context it's definitely an amusing location! --OrangeTHIEF (talk) 23:40, 29 November 2019 (UTC)

Sly Place Police Department

The name of the place which lets you know what you're getting into. --Rent A Troop (talk) 10:19, 13 December 2014 (UTC)

Banger Cinema

Bangerz bro A ZOMBIE ANT 05:44, 7 August 2014 (UTC)

Borrows Bank

More punny than funny, and admittedly a "Your Mileage May Vary" kind of thing, but hey! --Accipere quam facere praestat injuriam. [ talk ] [ KT ] [ BB4 ] 04:55, 1 June 2013 (BST)

  1. yes A ZOMBIE ANT 05:44, 7 August 2014 (UTC)

Help Bank

Otherwise Malton's economy will crash. --Klexur 07:11, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

  1. Haha, I'm sort of torn. On one hand it could work, on the other hand it's simply a random word attached to 'bank', so I dunno. I'm a bit undecided on it, although your summary just above made me laugh a bit! A ZOMBIE ANT 15:05, 22 December 2012 (UTC)
  2. The summary's funnier than the name itself and as DDR said: it's just a random word with Bank after it, so no. PB&J 13:04, 26 May 2013 (BST)

Sly Way

Such a sneaky street. --Klexur 04:16, 19 October 2012 (BST)

  1. Yes yes yes! A ZOMBIE ANT 15:06, 22 December 2012 (UTC)
  2. Maybe... PB&J 13:04, 26 May 2013 (BST)

Club Record

Obvious play on words. --Klexur 03:10, 26 September 2012 (BST)

  • Against Wordplay does not mean amusing. PB&J 17:48, 26 September 2012 (BST)
There is already a Wordplay category in ALiM though... --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)
That's probably meant for amusing wordplay ;) PB&J 03:21, 27 September 2012 (BST)
True enough. Well I found it amusing. Tongue :P --Klexur 03:29, 27 September 2012 (BST)

Jelly Alley

u jelly? A ZOMBIE ANT 02:40, 21 September 2012 (BST)

  • ALIM if I ever saw it, but wouldn't go with the wordplay on jealous approach :) PB&J 17:49, 26 September 2012 (BST)
  • For --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

The Delay Building

Please excuse the delays... --Klexur 22:01, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  • Honestly? vouch, just based on the potential (the current article is dry as fuck, Nallan, Jed, Sexy and I will have to ALiMise it, methinks) DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 14:03, 8 September 2012 (BST)
  • Vouch - Agree with DDR. The potential for hilarious descriptions in the same vein as Chitty Cinema, Mycock is huge.--Nallan (Talk) 14:21, 8 September 2012 (BST)
  • needs more A, now it's just LIM PB&J 02:54, 21 September 2012 (BST)

Missen Street

Where did it go?--CyberRead240 09:48, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  • lol d DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:40, 7 September 2012 (BST)
  • against: even when written correctly it would have been a "meh" joke... PB&J 02:50, 21 September 2012 (BST)
  • For: The "Where did it go?" made won it for me. --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

The Shortis Building

This is definitely the most shortest building I've ever seen in Malton. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:24, 26 October 2011 (BST)

  • Against Farfetched and not even that amusing. PB&J 17:51, 26 September 2012 (BST)
  • For: It's a cute kind of funny. --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

Wing Street

There's probably a Pizza Hut right next to it as well...But that aside, I'm getting hungry. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:17, 20 September 2011 (BST)

  • Keep - I'll take an order of 20 Buffalo Burning Hot, please. ~Vsig.png 21:32, 20 September 2011 (UTC)
  • against: very lame joke, farfetched unless you're American PB&J 02:49, 21 September 2012 (BST)
  • Against: Not readily obvious. --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

Youl Drive

That's right, I've had a few too many - you're the designated driver! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ talk 09:28, 3 June 2011 (BST)

  • Keep. Love it.--Nallan (Talk) 03:58, 5 September 2012 (BST)
  • vouch PB&J
  • For --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

Swallow Auto Repair

Can fit in right under the Swallow Lane PD --UroguyTMZ 05:16, 2 June 2011 (BST)

Garlick Square Fire Station

I see a future anti-Twilight Saga description here. ~Vsig.png 21:17, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

The Trollope Building

I like it, but I have no idea why. What a load of trollopes! -- LEMON #1 13:41, 31 October 2010 (UTC)

  • no PB&J 02:51, 21 September 2012 (BST)

The Tudgay Museum

What's in a name, eh? --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 15:21, 28 September 2010 (BST)

Standlick Walk

Odd enough to get on ALiM. Maybe it's just me, but I'm imagining a bunch of people doing a standlick (or a lickstand, mayhaps) instead of headstands. -- Chirurgien  (talk 13:06, 3 September 2010 (BST)

I was thinking of this as instructions; Stand, lick, walk.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 16:19, 3 September 2010 (BST)
Works better than what I came up with, I guess. Added your instructions to the article. I'm so tempted to add "contributed by Yonnua Koponen, who was a standlicker in his childhood days. -- Chirurgien  (talk 01:04, 4 September 2010 (BST)
keeep' yon you sold mexoxo 15:18, 4 September 2010 (BST)

The Hussey Building

Whoever wrote the history had some kind of idea this was made for ALiM. -- Rahrah is pumped that he's going to lose another Manhunt. 08:31, 18 August 2010 (BST)

I'd like to see this added in, especially since we have the Hussey Lane and The Hussey Monument. -- Chirurgien  (talk 13:04, 3 September 2010 (BST)

The Cummings Building

For obvious reasons. --Dawkins DAWKINS IS WATCHIN' [T][P!][W!][] is currently: having his arm torn off by a zombie. 15:27, 11 August 2010 (BST)

We have club cummings and cummings bank. Was the verdict that we keep multiples or don't bother? i remember cheese brought it up, can't recall the consensus. i'm inclined to auto add xoxo 08:33, 12 August 2010 (BST)

The Weary Building

Hahahaha, get it? The building is tired? oh fuck you guys. --

12:11, 1 August 2010 (BST)

for a guy that complains about all the drivel on alim you sure suggest a lot of it. It's a keep for my admitedly low standards but i would have thought it'd be a WTF YOU GUIZ SUK ND RUINED ALIM IT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD from you, oh dear. xoxo 07:20, 2 August 2010 (BST)
You guys killed ALiM a week into it's creation. I'll never forget suggesting Cuant Drive and having you guys reject it, then coming back a year later to find it there by your own request. I still haven't forgotten how heartbroken I felt. -- 08:41, 2 August 2010 (BST)

The Organ Arms

THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST WORDPLAY EVER --

11:34, 14 July 2010 (BST)

Vouch/Keep/Wait what? Technical Pacifist 17:32, 14 July 2010 (BST)
Is this like piano fingers sort of thing? xoxo 08:35, 15 July 2010 (BST)
No fucking idea, it just has organs and arms as a name. -- 10:01, 15 July 2010 (BST)
I second the motion to Vouch/Keep/Wait what? Probably one of the best ALiMs I've seen in a while. -- Chirurgien  (talk 13:02, 3 September 2010 (BST)

Cayme Drive

You are at Cayme Drive. Somebody has spraypainted LOL I CAYME onto a wall.

All class...--Nallan (Talk) 12:29, 22 May 2010 (BST)

yea boi -- 12:39, 22 May 2010 (BST)
howevermanyyearsitsbeen on and theres still an abundance of undiscovered alim. this made me cayme :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and yes charlie stfu the poor grammar was intentional. fuck off you niggardly cunt. PS my lecturer said niggardly the other week, classic lerlz!!!! ~!xoxo 12:27, 24 May 2010 (BST)
lol i can't believe my lecturer said niggardly! shits fucking 2C ya dig?? xoxo 07:18, 2 August 2010 (BST)

Pudsey Park

It's named after a God damn giant yellow cripple bear. Sod dick jokes, that's comedy. When I fall, I'll weep for happiness 01:51, 19 May 2010 (BST)

I had to google Pudsey to get it. Therefore, kill.--Nallan (Talk) 12:29, 22 May 2010 (BST)
no sorry i dont get it -- 12:40, 22 May 2010 (BST)

The Spankling Building

Surprised this was never nominated? Cmon. You know what this building was made for!!! --

10:42, 10 May 2010 (BST)

lol yeah--Nallan (Talk) 08:51, 11 May 2010 (BST)

Sadley Way Fire Station

Sadley, waaay fire station...--Nallan (Talk) 09:01, 23 April 2010 (BST)

wtf is this bullshit ngger cunt crap? xoxo 07:32, 26 April 2010 (BST)
AGAINT -- 10:42, 10 May 2010 (BST)

Cutmore Avenue

It's just so deliciously emo! --Wyndfyre 18:53, 4 April 2010 (BST)

  • Fuck yes! Vouch! -- 01:34, 5 April 2010 (BST)
  • Agreed. It's too late at night to think of something for the page, but there's bound to be a good 'across the steet/along the road' joke to be made. When I fall, I'll weep for happiness 01:49, 5 April 2010 (BST)
  • Keep--Nallan (Talk) 09:01, 23 April 2010 (BST)
  • Keep -- 10:42, 10 May 2010 (BST)
    Oh shit, I was the first to vouch on it. damn, I'm too fast for mahself. -- 08:55, 11 May 2010 (BST)
  • Keep - i read it as cuntmore, got uber excited, then saw it was just cutmore. whatever. i'll ignore all of you and make its description about how it vaguely resembles cuntmore and THEN WE'LL SEE WHOS LAUGHING xoxo 12:31, 24 May 2010 (BST)
    FUCK i did it again!!!! Damn you past jed! xoxo 07:21, 2 August 2010 (BST)

The Chitty Hotel

--Alcatraz311T|ACC|A45 22:14, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

Shaft Grove

The page needs lolification. It currently focuses on some kind of commercial history rather than phallic innuendo.--Nallan (Talk) 04:23, 3 August 2009 (BST)

That's just sad.--xoxo 14:30, 3 August 2009 (BST)
the history, not you thinking it should be phallic lol.--xoxo 14:30, 3 August 2009 (BST)
I'll have you know a fine, upstanding member of the wiki wrote that. Like most of vinetown its a broad history of depression, and a thriving club scene. There's even a mention of a panda at one point. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:26, 3 August 2009 (BST)
I'll have you know i didn't actually read it, let alone look at the page :P Hey, it's the alim crowd, what'd you expect? --xoxo 13:40, 4 August 2009 (BST)
Don't bow down to superior contributors, that's not the alim way! --ϑϑ 14:13, 4 August 2009 (BST)
You don't even know what the alim way is anymore man. --xoxo 14:31, 4 August 2009 (BST)
I never knew the fucking alim way, i was never part of your stupid clique. --ϑϑ 14:32, 4 August 2009 (BST)
...denial. --xoxo 14:43, 4 August 2009 (BST)
You try to suck me in so I can like, ban cunts for you and, like, make u not get vandal warning but i'm just too responsible. --ϑϑ 14:54, 4 August 2009 (BST)
You don't honestly think that's true, do you?--Nallan (Talk) 22:22, 4 August 2009 (BST)
Of course he's kdding, even ddr knows he's not responsible ;) --xoxo 01:03, 6 August 2009 (BST)
put Eastwood Museum on ALiM already or i'll use sysop as badge and threaten ban u. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:14, 9 August 2009 (BST)
It's in the queue. I'll put these on soon. Chill nigger. --xoxo 14:17, 9 August 2009 (BST)
full of suspense!!!!!!! --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:32, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Mallrats added some slightly wrong flavour that I think works well. Well done mallrat. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 17:06, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Haha just read it. Very mycock building - love it.--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 19 August 2009 (BST)
SHAFT!!! --WanYao 09:28, 19 August 2009 (BST) PS... shaft means to con to give someone the shotr end of the stick (a common complain from j3d's girlfriends)... it's also a famous blacksploitation flick. that's much more lolzy than a retarded penis reference --WanYao 09:29, 19 August 2009 (BST)
I love myself a shaft, will vote Keep but why the fuck is nobody else voting--CyberRead240 10:08, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Gillycuddy Boulevard

wtf?--Nallan (Talk) 09:43, 31 July 2009 (BST)

lulz.--xoxo 14:13, 31 July 2009 (BST)
What the fuck? I'd vouch this. --ϑϑ 14:22, 31 July 2009 (BST)
kill sessanach! --WanYao 09:25, 19 August 2009 (BST)
Funny name but kill tbh over it--CyberRead240 10:09, 4 September 2009 (BST)
I'm changing vote to kill so i dont have to add 2 more locations.xoxo 05:46, 19 October 2009 (BST)
EH i just dont know if this is that brillers...any more thoughtAsxoxo 05:50, 19 October 2009 (BST)

Locations Under Review

All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the ALiM list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.

I guess no one wants anything removed from ALiM at the moment :)

Category Changes

The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either Keep in current category or Move to category suggested.

General Discussion

I'm trying to get the Great Profiles page to stop being horrible, so I've called a vote, and I thought y'all might want to have a say in it, as the foremost humor authorities on the wiki. -Ornithopter (Talk | contribs) 20:19, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

lol, i tried that about maybe 18 months ago....not enough people care about the page for it to work. And most of the people who added them probably don't still pay attention to it, hence my advice to you would be go through and delete all the ones you know are shit, and chuck the ones you think could be funny on the talk (or just delete them too). Since anyone can make one i think they need to be pretty spesh to be great profiles. So yeah, fuck the community and get shoveling through that shitty page! xoxo 08:59, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

Well, I guess this page proves that since there's already a Fücking, Austria . . . there's no problem with a little Fücking Tower. :D Douglas Summers 06:50, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

Yeah i breifly wanted to make a real world alim's, but theres too damned many! Its still oneofmy dreams to visit them all and make a lonely planet style travel guide about them, but more lulzy and less lame.xoxo 09:47, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

You still around, man?--Sandsun 02:06, 10 April 2010 (BST)

sandsun! whats happening!? short answer is no - but i come on here every few weeks to have a look. I'm not really playing the game at the moment but i might get back into it with a groupless character, maybe azombie... what about you? xoxo 13:00, 10 April 2010 (BST)