Talk:Church of the Resurrection

Yeah, I just gave this page a total overhaul. I'm not affiliated with the group at all and I know you were going for a satirical tone, but I thought it might work better if it wasn't quite so obviously mocking. Backing off a little and being almost sincere is usually more effective. I think what I did improved the quality of this article but this is your thing so if you don't like the changes, feel free to revert them. --Insomniac By Choice 12:18, 11 Oct 2005 (BST)

Umm, dude, you are not affiliated with the group at all, so what the hell are you doing? Let us be the judge of how satirical and mocking we want to be. You can't improve the quality if you don't know our intentions. -Member of CotR

Yat, and once you sober up, you can revert every single one of them to the previous version. This is a wiki. Two-way street and all that.--Insomniac By Choice 19:13, 11 Oct 2005 (BST)

I'LL SOBER YOU!

This is the first group I've seen that I'd actually want to join, so don't knock the edits back out just for the sake of it. Excellent premise and description. --Spiro 19:47, 11 Oct 2005 (BST)

Ketchelbank is halfway across the city, but I think I may join anyways. This is downright hilarious.--Milo 02:51, 14 Oct 2005 (BST)

It is because of you guys I became a Missionary! Hey is there a place I put a link to my in character sermons? --Jack-Swithun 04:51, 30 Dec 2005 (GMT)

Hi, I noticed that your group is in Santlerville at the moment. My group, Dead Animals, and it's allies the Reavers were there, but left because the poor targets and large numbers in the malls left us with no feeling of achievement. We absolutely trashed the previously peaceful suburb of Gibsonton, and now we are in Pescodside. We're facing a strong challenge, the survivor group Friends of Featherstone Library. We're currently beseiging the Inman Building (necrotech) at 95, 15, and could use some more zeds. For more info, please visit our discussion thread at [1] --Si 02:59, 8 May 2006 (BST)

As a Christian (A real one), I can quite honestly say I find the lot of you sick, vile, and/or disgustings. I hope a gaint hole to hell opens up underneath your feet as we* (*sorry, I) speak. Lord be with you. --Labine50 23:44, 12 May 2006 (BST)

Greetings from the Militant Order of Barhah

We will be in Shearbank for the next few days, and would like to try to coordinate activities with your team. I joined up on your forum as "FLZ" --FLZombie 00:57, 18 April 2009 (BST)

The Circle

I understand that my group is currently in admin stage...

But id be very interested in having your group as an ally. We fight for similar causes and its always nice to have friends to bolster your sieges!

If your thinking im just a n00b who dosnt know how to run a group (which is partly true) i have survivor group(Freelance Military Operations) who maxed out at 28 members. So i have a little experience in the field! Please reply to The Circle talk page. --Kaisuke 22:32, 5 June 2007 (BST)

article quality

This is definitely one of the better and more amusing entries I've seen on this site so far, at least going on the current version for today. --BenM 08:48, 24 Oct 2005 (BST)

Brilliant satire. I applaud. Unfortunately, being an evil atheist scientist, I'll also have to bash your brains out with my crowbar. I almost kind of regret it. X1M43 21:10, 4 Nov 2005 (GMT)

Future Plans

Very amusing write up, whoever did that. We in PLEB should hire you for our public relations department *grin* --Perikles 18:09, 28 Oct 2005 (BST)

Might not be a good idea for godless Communists to do business with a group that seeks to eat them. Oh, and associating trade unions with communism only proves the stupidity of y'all's ideology. William Jennings Bryan was a union man! Nathan Bedford Forrest 05:44, 25 Nov 2005 (GMT)

• What happened to the graphic?--Celt 15:27, 27 Nov 2005 (GMT)

Newbie, how to participate in the Cleansing and Conversion?

Being new to corpsehood, urbandead.com, and to the Good News of Everlasting Life in Sweet, Tasty, Jesus, I seek advice on how to formally join the Holy Church of the Resurrection. Even now I shamble my way toward East Becktown in hopes that my lowly level one corpse may play a role in converting the masses. What else can and should I do to further the Holy Crusade? I humbly offer my apologies if I have written to this source in error, as I have also never before used a WIKI.

Lane Bryant, Recent Convert

RE: Check out the forum (should be a link under the picture). Like you said, the Church is working its way through East Becktown. Also, when you post on the wiki type --~~~~ at the end to put in your signature, so folks can contact you on your user page. --Dickie Fux 22:19, 9 Dec 2005 (GMT)

Inability to Communicate

Thus far I have joined Internet Infidels' site, but am not being allowed to post replies or new posts or anything on the site itself. I fear I missed an integral point in the startup processes of my account, having typed in the wrong email account for it to send the information to. I hate to seem like some computer newbie but this is the reason I procrastinated my joining it in the first place, I knew it'd give me a headache. Please help?

--Carrion Fester 13:38, 15 Jan 2006 (EST)

Clarifications on Death Cultist Policy

I know that we are not to kill while alive, but what about softening up the flesh of the living? Also, what is the official policy on using free running to scout for food? I think given our nature as a church, all of our actions should be in the service of the Holy, even while we travel the path of sin. --RottemBanana 04:58, 7 March 2006 (GMT)

RE: Oops, I just saw the loophole under "Church Cultists." Wow, we're almost as open to interpretation as the real Bible. --RottemBanana 05:01, 7 March 2006 (GMT)

WAR!

"You have gone to far, the time of peace is over! Now is the time that we declare War on all zombie kind! The Shining Ones, The Ridleybank Resistance Front, and the Church of the Resurrection have grown too strong. That is why 501st Armed Division declares War on all 3! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] ([[User talk:{{{1}}}|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|contribs]]) at an unknown time.

Savior The Flavor is zerging.

And he's doing so QUITE blatantly. This is very, very unsporting. Using human spies to scope out a target, breaking into a building nowhere near the frontline, killing ONLY a 4H member, and then leaving is not a good way to cover your tracks. He's been doing exactly this for a good week now, if not more.

I thought better of your church than to use such tactics. --Aiden H ^4H 20:24, 5 May 2006 (BST)

Request for Updated Information

This group is listed as active in Molebank. Please advise that this is still the case by replying to this message on my talk page. Thank you. Conndraka^{mod TCFT} 01:42, 4 August 2006 (BST)

Join

Are you brave Enough, are you bold Enough, to take down Caiger Mall? If you are see my page. User:Reptileus

Brothers the time has come to destroy Caiger Mall, and the Confederacy of Malton is in need of your help. We ask that you join our mission to destroy both the mall, and the city it's self. Will you join us in our hour of victroy? User:Reptileus

We need your help!

Zombie amigos!

You must be tired by now of being the target of all the hatred and killing in this game! Fight back, by helping The Confederacy Of Malton take down Caiger Mall!!

ShinobiSlider 05:15, 13 August 2006 (BST)

Logarth

If somebody could bring this to the attention of Logarth, I would appreciate it. I don't know how to contact him.

Hey Logarth, remember me? We had a conversation in Quartly Library about how it was ok to gangbang zah harmanz grammaz, as long as you didn't barn zah baaghz! Well, the Quartly Study Group is inviting some zombies to come to the library as guest speakers (after being revived), and we thought you might have interesting things to say. So let us know if you'd like to come speak! --Sweetirony 10:38, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

3 years late, but I've made it to Quartly Library! Harhar! --Malimar 06:15, 5 December 2009 (UTC) (Logarth)

Greetings Brothers

As it has been Nearly a Year Since Mall Tour '06 I think it is time to Begin another Mall Tour. Mall Tour '07 Shows good promises. By the time the festivities begin, the most major Malls will be eradicated. I ask that you guys jump into the fun this year with others who wish to party on. I hope to see ya there. --Reptileus 22:23, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Zambah G-Zaz nah gab zamgrh?

Mah zambah na am ahn Zhaarzh zaRahzrrragz-an, barra mah zambah amarh gabgab an mah zambah bra!ngab, mrh zambah zhaarzh gab harmangrh? Mah zambah G-Zaz brazzah na gab zamgrh? Mah zamba gab, mah zambah G-zaz gab zamgrh. Zhaarzh zaRahzarrragz-an nah amarh gabgab zaZambahz? Zhaarzh zaRahzarrragz-an nah gab Barhahgab ahn zamgrh? Zhaarzh zaRahzarrragz-an nah z!ng h!mnz ahn zamgrh? Zhaarzh zaRahzarrragz-an nah gab zarmanz ahn zamgrh?

Mrh nah, mah zambah brazzaz? Zambah G-Zaz gab zamgrh. Zambah G-Zaz nah amarh harmanz; Zambah G-Zaz nah gab harmangrh. Gab zamgrh, mah zambah brazzaz! Gab zamgrh Barhahgab! Z!ng zamgrh h!mnz! BARHAH!! Buddhagazelle 21:07, 2 April 2007 (BST)Buddhagazelle

Historical Status

I removed the historical tag because this group is still active on a regular basis, see: http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=140386&page=298 ~DeadLobster

I don't see it, but I only see eleven active in the stats page which it would seem to me means the majority has moved on to Nexus Wars. But you're right.--Insomniac By Choice 10:06, 27 July 2007 (BST)

Hello

I am Secruss of the Reanimations.

I have had a glorious vision concerning the zombies of Malton.

If you wish to share it with me, come here.

http://z11.invisionfree.com/Zombie_Confederacy/index.php?showtopic=1&st=0

--Secruss 00:53, 19 August 2007 (BST)

In the Name of Sweet ZAMBAH G-ZAZ...

... could we please get to updating the Wiki? Anyone who popped in here would think we were defunct. While our numbers are no where near what they once were, we are still very active in our quest to convert the many heathens of Malton. - Subotei's Crotch 03:26, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Raines Hills but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Adavastor 20:29, 30 July 2008 (BST)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--Adavastor 21:42, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Resurrected

We are around. I am trying very much to get things going again. Let's see how lucky I get.--Adrian Cauldwell 16:35, 23 September 2008 (BST)

Changes to the church history section

I split off the history of the church's proselytizing and created a link to it under the church history section. I left the most recent entry as information for new members. Ethmoid Eater 9:02, 21 December, 2008 (PST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

-- Linkthewindow  Talk  22:38, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Active- We are currently evangelizing in Owsleybank.

--Ethmoid Eater, February 24, 2009 (PST)

Thanks! --Lois ^{talk 10MFH} 18:44, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Rot From The Moors

Greetings from Rot From The Moors, we are another zombie group in your neck of the woods, I/m sure we could have some good fun at the expense of survivors, contact us on our Forumif your interested --HeroSV 03:53, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Penny Heights - Odo and Julian Hospital

I know our two groups do not know each other,.... but I couldn't help but to notice when you guys came into town. I noticed when you started attacking Odo Hospital. I hope not to offend you, but possably open up talks between our groups. I had instructed my group, prior to having known who was doing what, to assist the zeds attacking Odo Hospital, and Julian Hospital. I'd really like to see these two hospitals in this area fall. We've been trying to provide as much assistance as our small group can over the last two or so days. We're trying to kill off as many people as possable, and lower the cades for you guys. That said,.... if your interested,.... could our groups establish a dialogue, and become allies? -Poodle of doom 00:18, 14 August 2009 (BST) EVIL Leadership,

	EVIL IS GOOD
	This user or group believes that the bad guys can sometimes be the good guys.

I understand the situation fully. I am not worried by any means as to a deley in response. Situations shall arrise. If being allies is not a possability,.... would being some sort of a working partner be of interest? -Poodle of doom 01:29, 27 August 2009 (BST)

HeeHee

No offense, are making me laugh more than your making me want to leave with the whol Cyril General Hospital thing going on.--Sean Connolly 10:19, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2010

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

Periodically, groups are checked for activity in order to clean the inactive groups from the suburb pages. We'd appreciate it if you could confirm your activity in the game. —Aichon— 23:58, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Sorry to see the lack of a reply. If you guys are still active, feel free to add yourselves back to the listings for the suburbs. —Aichon— 19:02, 9 February 2010 (UTC)