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Hey envy let me join dude! for the living! {{Unsigned|Frank Fort}}
Hey envy let me join dude! for the living! <small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:Frank Fort|Frank Fort]] ([[User talk:Frank Fort|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Frank Fort|contribs]]) at an <span class="stealthexternallink">[{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=history}} unknown time]</span>.</small>


==ENVY Group Talk==
==ENVY Group Talk==
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do me a favour, email me at UDENVY@gmail.com {{User:TreeBob/sig}}
do me a favour, email me at UDENVY@gmail.com {{User:TreeBob/sig}}
== Ackland Mall Security ==
Hey ENVY, i'm Nuerotoxic2213, leader and founder of AMS. since your located partially in our fine suburb of [[havercroft]], i was wondering if you'd be interested in a joint partnership. visit our forums and drop us a line if it sounds like your cup of tea. we are in the process of reclamation and are gathering survivors from multiple survivor groups to our aid. Probst everyone. [[User:Nuerotoxic2213|Nuerotoxic2213]] 12:10, 13 September 2010 (BST)
:Sorry I haven't responded sooner to your call for help. We are of assistance as we can and have helped maintain the mall randomly. We ENVY have our hands full most of the time but when we have the spare, we use it. Thanks for thinking of us :) --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 23:46, 22 January 2011 (UTC)


== CORAM ==
== CORAM ==


[[CORAM]] would like to request an alliance with ENVY. We're in Lukinswood, not far from your Nomadic Division. x --{{User:Lady Clitoria/Sig}} 18:26, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
[[CORAM]] would like to request an alliance with ENVY. We're in Lukinswood, not far from your Nomadic Division. x --{{User:Lady Clitoria/Sig}} 18:26, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
:Hey Bob. Safe trip back to Preston. Thank you all so much for the back-up. Will come find you at Preston Arms sometime. Will use ENVY's wavelength next time we all get eaten. Thank you. x --{{User:Lady Clitoria/Sig}} 17:13, 4 December 2009 (UTC)
== Zombie Insurance Department ==
Hi we are Z.I.D and we would like to request an alliance with ENVY. We are in N Bythville and have HQ at the backer building.(Just reclaimed AGAIN yesterday :) ) [[User:Shiznoe|Shiznoe]] 05:24, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
:P.S:- You get a cool template for allying! [[User:Shiznoe|Shiznoe]] 05:24, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
{| style="border:solid #595655 2px;" width=250 align="center"
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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:money.gif|60px]] || style="background:#556655; color:#ffffff;" width=200 align="center" | '''Z.I.D'''
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| align="center"  style="font-size: xx-small" |This Group is insured by the [[Zombie Insurance Department|Zombie Insurance Department]]
|}
:Hello there ! Well, we can keep in touch but ENVY has its hands full right now. I'll keep that in mind though and pay a visit if I ever have some spare time :)  --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 23:50, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
== GSGM 2010 ==
{{Group Active!}}Just our yearly check-up to see which groups are still active. --{{User:Maverick Farrant/sig}} 08:00, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
The group is active. {{User:TreeBob/sig}}
:Thanks! --{{User:Maverick Farrant/sig}} 19:49, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
== Dearest CORAM Allies ==
I am writing today to request a lickle favour. As much as we're kinda enjoying it, we're being daily RK'd and GK'd by [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1259568 Mormonpussy].
For sure, some of us have been spamming the EBS which in itself is RK worthy, and I hate to snitch, but we'd appreciate a little help with Mormonpussy's new in-game - [[User:The_Village_Mormon|game]].
If you could be so kind, please report any Mormonpussy sitings on 27.50MHz, or simply rip him to pieces on our behalf. He's a pleasant enough griefer, but we could sure use some back-up. (Or if you hate us, join his Anti-CORAM group!)
Many, many thanks xxxxxxxxx --{{User:Lady Clitoria/Sig}} 09:43, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
== MITS ==
[[March into the sea]] has been ordered by the Holy Chilean Blob of 2003 to prepare a temple for his arrival in Richmond Hills. The site chosen is the Splain Arms. We will require the use of this facility for the next couple of weeks as we pay tribute to the Blob and the others who lurk in the deep blue sea. Offerings are necessary in order to keep the hunger of these monsters to a level where they do not feel the need to wash unto all of Malton and bring death to us all. Our presence in Richmond hills is not negotiable. The Priests and Missionaries of Mits have a duty to the Blob and only the Blob. We are but his servants. Squatters in his temple will be evicted from the premises during our initial appearance there. After that, we would hope that Envy would not presume to desecrate the Blobs quarters by reveling in the temple's halls and chambers. We appreciate Envy's understanding and cooperation in this matter. --[[User:Dr summeroff|Dr summeroff]] 20:58, 9 April 2010 (BST)
:While interesting to read... excuse me for not finding any relevance to ENVY whatsoever. No offense but we have better fish to fry  -  Murderess
Better fish to fry, which is why ENVY and RHR were chased out of Havercroft and Richmond Hills, right?--[[User:Rolfe Steiner|Rolfe Steiner]] 15:53, 13 April 2010 (BST)
:You wish Rolfie... you wish ! Since when ENVY is known to run ? Not on my clock --Murderess 13 April 2010 23:02:18 GMT
I'd say, since early last week since it happened. Not like I wasn't there. --[[User:Rolfe Steiner|Rolfe Steiner]] 13:42, 14 April 2010 (BST)
:Are you saying that when you move out of our HQ/area you are running away ? Or are you restocking to strike back ? Hmmm... looks like you guys are all runners and chickens to boot :P Where are you all anyway... can't seem to find any of you lol Did you guys flee ? Can't wait to actually pay you back with all the hostilities you were so kind to give us :) --Murderess 14 April 2010  14:32:42 GMT
Heres a quote for you, Murderess.
"Murderess said "Ok guys... the lone zed outside is Norman Bates of Steltsy. Also, I am now going into hiding. I'm counting on you guys to hold the fort while I tend to some business concerning our dear PKers ;) Not many zeds around so you should be good ! Laters guys !" " --[[User:Rolfe Steiner|Rolfe Steiner]] 21:02, 14 April 2010 (BST)
:I've heard of your begging to certain individuals. Now that's entertainment! Envy is known for it's pathetic whining, complaints and lack of honour. Anything you say is sweet sweet music to my ears. As long as you are complaining, I know it's hurting you. You may ask yourself why? Because we can. We'll let you know when we're bored with you. Pay us back! *giggles madly!* Oh and the word is "Flee" not "Flea" as in bloodsucking parasites. AKA Envy / RHR. '''Remember''', ''An honorable death is better than a dishonorable life.'' *trots off to plan a recipe of nose and ear of Murderess*--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 22:23, 14 April 2010 (BST)
:: lol she [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:ENVY&diff=1692065&oldid=1691885 edited] my comment.. oh noes! I really look ridiculous now.*sips soup*--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 18:59, 15 April 2010 (BST)
"#  Tanis half elf+ said "fuck you krauser" (7 hours and 22 minutes ago)." Now that just wasn't nice, its not my fault Tanis is zerg listed and RG listed. Here I am trying to make a willing sacrifice to his holiness and I get told "fuck you." :( Im hurt...really I am. --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 02:05, 15 April 2010 (BST)
:Well it does seem that we have spies amongst us in St-Marks. Good to know ! Thanks Rolfe. And how is that I'm  whining Pantomime ? Still trying to put words in my mouth for others to see... I see... *shrugs* Pitiful if you ask me my dear. And thank you for the english lesson. And as for you Colonel, Tanis said it --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 19:18, 15 April 2010 (BST)
:::Did not mean to edit yours Pantomime... meant to edit my own... --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 19:20, 15 April 2010 (BST)
To MITS : The Chilean Blob doesn't like the taste of ENVY members' souls because their leader is hotter than a jalapeno pepper and it shows on all of them :P  --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 20:53, 15 April 2010 (BST)
::It's not the souls the Blob feeds on. He saves souls. The act of the offering itself shows a willingness to appease the sea and keep those that lurk there at bay. This is the salvation. And then there's the hunger. For the Blob feeds on your very flesh as he did again this very day! And I wish to dispel a rumor. The Blob is actually quite fond of hot peppers. Adds some flavor to his meals. On the other hand, Tanis Half Elf is a very sour and bitter course that was almost spit out earlier. But the gelatinous master had to finish that meal as Tanis had the temerity to curse during Krauser's [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/04-15-10_0200hrs_PUBLIC/OUT_35-42__97c-728-09e.html  baptism] the other day. A despicable act. Cursing one of the Blob's chosen one's is tantamount to cursing the holy Blob itself. --[[User:Dr summeroff|Dr summeroff]] 21:48, 16 April 2010 (BST)
"...because their leader is hotter than a jalapeno pepper..." Please prove this. --[[User:Rolfe Steiner|Rolfe Steiner]] 04:16, 16 April 2010 (BST)
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aBgOnuiLvs Da Bomb], the second hottest hot sauce, 1.5 Million scoville units, police issue pepper spray registers around 8-10 million. Those guys are rather weak, I put drops of this stuff in my vodka, have gotten it in my eye too (that wasn't cool). Just a guess as to why Murderess is hotter then a jalapeno pepper (2,500 - 8,000 scoville units) --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 04:47, 16 April 2010 (BST)
:(Quoting from Bloody Green) Nice to see that you need to spend a bunch of time searching Wikipedia to reply to a witty remark. You say you added a few drops of the sauce in your vodka. Well, an average glass of vodka should have several thousand volumes of a few drops, so you've deluded the sauce to be less hot than the mildest of jalapenos.
:About your eye, well, that's what happens when you mess with the best. If we're all hotter than a jalapeno just because of Murderess, and we didn't say exactly how hot she is, well, use your brain for something besides zombie snack.
:: Murderess is cute when she tries to refer to herself in the 3rd person, and thinks no one see the history right up there at the top of the page, I suppose I could put an unsigned template there for her. Actually I didn't have to quote wikipedia, it clearly indicates on a bottle of said sauce that its 1.5 million scoville units, and my room mate happens to be trying to become a cop so he happens to know how much pepper spray is (as it says it on the little textbook he has ;) ). In fact the only thing I looked up was the average scoville unit of a jalapeno pepper. As par the vodka well one would have to try it for one's self before they should comment on such things, but from experience with how this sauce is made I can tell you the longer it sits around and becomes diluted with vodka the more flavor/heat from said sauce would come about. I also remind you Murderess, sign you comments it makes the wiki a whole lot easier to understand, and stops you from attempting to be someone else. --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 05:04, 17 April 2010 (BST)
::: Howdy, folks. She actually did quote a guy from her group. His forum nickname is Dragon, though. He could be Bloody Green in game. He also mentioned something about the way scoville units are measured and that there is a significant reduction in "capsaicin" concentration when you mix hot stuff with other liquids, if I understood what he said well and if it makes any sense to you. I really don't know anything about professional pepper tasting. Anyway, please do keep arguing. That's what makes talk pages so great to read. --[[User:Urban Corpse|Urban Corpse]] 10:57, 17 April 2010 (BST)
:: Colonel... please stop trying to find insults that don't exist... a member of ENVY wanted me to add his thoughts on the matter... that is all. *throws Colonel a teddy bear* Here... something else to keep you occupied for a while ! Oh... and just so you know... the talented Tanis Half Elf wrote the history of ENVY... not me. Do you really think I'm that much of a hot head ? *sighs* --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 23:33, 18 April 2010 (BST)
::: As you do not sign your wiki posts and refer to yourself in the 3rd person and then not tell anyone your quoting someone I don't see my I am making up an insult that does not exist. This Teddy you speak of, unless it is 3 feet tall and has wings made of razors we do not have an agreement and you can have it back madam! I say good day to you and by all means continue to make new accounts like Urban Corpse there to back your story up. --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 06:41, 19 April 2010 (BST)
:::: Just for the record, I am not Murderess. There are Wiki-rules that forbid making false claims about the identity of users. Regardless of what you add as a reply to this, I will not respond. Unlike some other people, I do not enjoy troll-fights and flame-wars. --[[User:Urban Corpse|Urban Corpse]] 12:38, 19 April 2010 (BST)
:::::''Just for the record'', I am not Murderess either. BUT I do have a quote from a guy from my group, from a girl, from a monkey, that said, ''a zombie said in sign language'', that Urban Corpse '''does too''' enjoy flame wars.--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 13:28, 19 April 2010 (BST)
:::::: Can I quote you on that Urban? Cause if so I will bring a sysop here to verify that for the record. --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 15:47, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::::::: I think I can help with that. A part of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliability_of_Wikipedia#Susceptibility_to_editorial_bias (that is, the ''false biographical information'' part) covers this, although I know of no rules that forbid claiming that someone is "double-accounting". Also, if there are such rules, I'm not sure whether they would apply to the Urban Dead Wiki.
::::::: I am the ENVY forum member Dragon, my first character is named Sealed Evil In A Can and is not even remotely close (an incredibly lame pun, I know) to an ENVY member, my second character is named Bloody Green, the one whose name Murderess stated in her quote.
::::::: What I would really want to know is HOW THE BLOODY HELL did that "Urban Corpse" read my entire in-forum statement!? He/she jumps in just at the perfect moment to make it seem like Murderess is trying to... well, you already said it Colonel. I see a piece of evidence that shows that Murderess isn't "Urban Corpse". His/her style of writing and choice words used don't resemble Murderess' at all. In fact, it slightly resembles the way I write. Bloody copycat. I don't check the Wiki for a few days and this is what happens. "''I do not enjoy troll-fights and flame-wars.''" Well, what did that gallowswinger just do!?
::::::: By the way, Colonel, please send all insults concerning Murderes' jalapeno joke and the infamous unsigned reply directly to me, since I'm the one who put them on the ENVY forum in the first place. Those two statements are not the smartest in the world and I didn't expect them to be copy-pasted directly to the ENVY's Wiki talk-page before some refinement, but I take full responsibility for them. So, do your pepper-Fu and get over with it. PKing is PKing, "''flame-wars''" are flame wars, and pointless conversations are (you've guessed it) pointless conversations. --[[User:Sealed Evil In A Can|Sealed Evil In A Can]] 17:00, 19 April 2010 (BST)
:::::::: I r can type diffrnt to ta make me sound lyk diffrnt person. It's really not that hard. I have yet to actually see any said evidence that I can't accuse one user of being another, and as we all know sockpuppetry goes on, on the wiki its hard to avoid it, hell I could go out and claim Sealed Evil In A Can is also Murderess, and of course you can lay claim that I am Murderess, no one is stopping you from doing that. I just would like to see facts to back up said statement. I will say congrats on coming forward and at least laying claim that your the person who claims murderess is hotter then a jalapeno, I would inquire as to how you know this and how you would compare the scoville units of a person to that of a jalapeno pepper but hey, whatever floats your boat. --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 19:35, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::::::::: Actually, I had the "hotter than a jalapeno" idea when I saw a certain ENVY's wiki page entry for the first time (I think you exactly know which part of the entry I'm referring to). In case you forgot, you are the guy who started Wikipedia quoting about scoville units. I just tried to bring a lifeboat or two when I realized that my first idea was copy-pasted directly to the talk page, in it's original form, making a joke shipwreck (honestly, I had a WTF moment when I saw it here)... Of course, my idea to repair the damage, in the form of a ''how about something similar to one of these'' post on the ENVY Forum got bloody copy-pasted yet again... "Urban Corpse" with it's lack of arguments made things even worse... But, enough of my "stupid series of incidents" rambling. I don't know how Murderess looks like, and frankly Colonel, I don't give a f***. This is a game, a role-playing game most of the time. Someone might as well say that she has an alien energy being from the Cygnus X-1 Black Hole in her left kidney, for the purpose of the game. And it still wouldn't be the craziest role-playing I've seen. You seek evidence of Murderess not being the Urban Corpse? In that case, may I remind you that it is you who made the initial hypothesis (Murderess being the Urban Corpse), therefore making it your job to find evidence. If you were paying any attention to what I said, you would have noticed that I actually supported your reply to that "Urban Corpse" bloke, essentially A) Showing that even the original Wikipedia only has it listed as a controversy and B) Implying that even if it was a rule in the original Wikipedia, it probably doesn't apply in the Urban Dead Wiki. Don't even get me started on your Ad Hominem methods... --[[User:Sealed Evil In A Can|Sealed Evil In A Can]] 20:39, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::::::::::: I never stated what I said was fact, I only implied she was therefore leaving the burden of proof on you all to prove she isn't otherwise I can continue to make my allegation all I would like. Frankly quoting wikipedia as a source is somewhat of questionable given its nature to be maliciously edited at anyone's will, regardless of if its a policy they hold or not. --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 20:45, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::::::::::: I'm glad we agree. You have the right to say whatever you want, and people have the right to ignore you. Now, shall we stop this, um... debate, or are we going to keep arguing about the amount of capsaicin in human souls forever? --[[User:Sealed Evil In A Can|Sealed Evil In A Can]] 20:59, 19 April 2010 (BST)
I literally laughed out loud at the "beloved" TreeBob. Wow, you guys are truly deserving of all that you get. --[[User:Rolfe Steiner|Rolfe Steiner]] 05:49, 19 April 2010 (BST)
:lololol! @ Beloved.. oh and because there wasn't any Envy around today your allies paid your debt.*punches the teddy*--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 08:42, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::There really isn't much ENVY around any days anymore. The grand re-emergence I read about on this wiki (that we were greatly looking forward to) lasted about 2 days. Meh. Oh well. It may be time to bring the grace of the Blob to other parts of Malton. --[[User:Dr summeroff|Dr summeroff]] 15:23, 20 April 2010 (BST)
:::Ha ! I was not aware we had a dept towards LoD PantyMime... Or did I miscount OUR kills ? How nice of you to let me know we kicked YOUR asses ! And as for you Dr summeroff... answering you would say too much. I'm just glad you need glasses to actually see whats going on. Aren't you just about to go on vacation ? Summer is approaching fast :P  --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 13:12, 21 April 2010 (BST)
I know English isn't your first language, but honestly : You're a retard. --[[User:Rolfe Steiner|Rolfe Steiner]] 18:32, 21 April 2010 (BST)
:I was staring at screen trying to decipher the coded message myself Rolfe. *Adjusts Murderess's helmet* Maybe that will help. I think it was a little crooked. I mean, she ''is'' missing an ear.--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 19:10, 21 April 2010 (BST)
Parle vous francais si vous plais. (Its been a few years since I took french but I should know enough to get the jist of what shes saying.) --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 20:11, 21 April 2010 (BST)
Was Rolfe Steiner just rude to me ? How surprising. That, right there, defines who he is... a jerk. Oups ! Was I rude ? Thats so not like me. Yeah I'm french. If its too complicated for your little brain to deal with... hell I'm not the one keeping you around here *shows Rolfe the door* --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 20:43, 21 April 2010 (BST)
==Random comment==
Want to know something strange? [[User:Sealed Evil In A Can|Sealed Evil In A Can]] and [[User:Urban Corpse|Urban Corpse]] Have identical IP addresses.  I wonder what that means. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:48, 19 April 2010 (BST)
: OH SNAP! Sysop back up! --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 20:53, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::Bureaucrat back up, you bastard. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:58, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::: I was under the assumption you were still in denial of your promotion --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 21:00, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::::I'm just massively fucking lazy. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:02, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::::: WTF!? Now I absolutely have no idea on what the hell is going on. Are you joking or are you serious? Whoops, forgot to sign this... --[[User:Sealed Evil In A Can|Sealed Evil In A Can]] 21:07, 19 April 2010 (BST)
:::::: Whats going on is a Moderator/Admin of the wiki used his Moderator/Admin powers to check your IP and it says you and Urban Corpse are the same person, have a good day kind sir. --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 21:08, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::::::: I think I exactly know what this proves. Wait for 10 minutes. --[[User:Sealed Evil In A Can|Sealed Evil In A Can]] 21:11, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::::::::[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:ENVY&curid=97979&diff=1694280&oldid=1694211&rcid=1734924 This Edit By Urban Corpse] and [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:ENVY&curid=97979&diff=1694375&oldid=1694339&rcid=1735021 This Edit by Sealed Evil in a can] were both posted from the same I.P. Address. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:12, 19 April 2010 (BST)
I am absolutely sure you won't believe me, but I still have to say this.
I owe you folks a major apology. My younger brother made another account on this wiki and (being a smartass) tried to save the day in an extremely dumb way. He also used the autocomplete option for passwords on Mozilla Firefox to check the ENVY forum. This will not happen again. I repeat, Colonel, Murderess, Resslessness, I am sorry for this incident (and so is he, and he's going to be even more sorry very soon). Feel free to ban Urban Corpse. I still stand behind what I've said, though... --[[User:Sealed Evil In A Can|Sealed Evil In A Can]] 21:21, 19 April 2010 (BST)
alas denial is not just a river in Egypt --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 21:24, 19 April 2010 (BST)
:Can you try to be a little more original as well.. maybe pour on more emotion, add a picture of a sad face, that might help.--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 21:30, 19 April 2010 (BST)
Alas, I know that no-one is going to believe me, even though I'm telling the truth (feel free to add a sarcastic comment about this). My "You have the right to say whatever you want, and people have the right to ignore you" comment has spectacularly backfired. At least think of this: I would have changed my IP address (due to the type of my internet connection it is possible to switch it with a push of a button) if I really planned to go "double-account". Actually, forget it. I had a long tirade about proper evidence, and I left myself no loopholes to use. *sarcasm mode on* So unbelievably stupid of me, since I actually planned to fool you all with a flawless double account trick *sarcasm mode off* which actually required me to bring myself into a bad position in the first place... At least I'd like the sysop to publicly show the creation dates of "Urban Corpse" and "Sealed Evil In A Can". Maybe that could shed some additional light on this. --[[User:Sealed Evil In A Can|Sealed Evil In A Can]] 21:36, 19 April 2010 (BST)
:Did your brother log on twice, two days apart, and make edits on both days?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 21:42, 19 April 2010 (BST)
::He says he made 3 changes. One today and two a few days ago. --[[User:Sealed Evil In A Can|Sealed Evil In A Can]] 21:45, 19 April 2010 (BST)
:::[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCvIw7DMHXc Oh no you didn't! Sucka tried ta play me!] --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 02:07, 20 April 2010 (BST)
:::: If you say so man, if you say so... By the way, my sound-card is busted so I have absolutely no way of hearing the contents of the video. --[[User:Sealed Evil In A Can|Sealed Evil In A Can]] 06:24, 20 April 2010 (BST)
I AM URBAN CORPSES BROTHER! --[[User:Dr summeroff|Dr summeroff]] 15:25, 20 April 2010 (BST)
== A Message ==
Since you'd rather run from us than receive your just punishment, we are going to go after every single ally you have until ENVY is all alone.
CORAM was just completely wiped out not a few hours ago. --[[User:Rolfe Steiner|Rolfe Steiner]] 17:27, 29 April 2010 (BST)
: '''''Giggles Madly '''''  I love to watch Rolfe kill *purrr* 'The blood is so warm on my face and the pain they feel lingers on their mouths in death like screaming masks. Oh how I long to eat their flesh at the moment it consumes them.--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 18:44, 29 April 2010 (BST)
::Funny how he disguises the fact that he can't find me by : "run from us" ha ! Good luck with your little hunt. I think you're the one thats on the run Rolfie... where are you ? Can't seem to find you anywhere. --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 00:34, 6 May 2010 (BST)
== Is your Radio frequency still in use? ==
{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sandpit/9/radioactive!}}
I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 12:47, 25 August 2010 (BST)
We are still using 27.47. --[[User:POH|POH]] 16:34, 30 August 2010 (BST)
:Thanks. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 00:39, 31 August 2010 (BST)
==Like to help out South Blythville?==
{{SBRadd}}
Hey there, I've sent you this because you're a survivor group. Please help us if you can, we'd really appreciate it.
If you can't help physically, you can always help by spreading the word ;) {{User:Dezonus/sig}} 10:53, 16 September 2010 (BST)
:We are fighting up in Richmond/Havercroft atm... I'll pass the word for sure though :) --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 22:43, 27 September 2010 (BST)
==GSGM 2010 No.2==
{{Group Active!}}
{{User:Dezonus/sig}} 07:15, 19 September 2010 (BST)
:We are still active and kicking it dearie ;) --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 22:42, 27 September 2010 (BST)
::Cheers =) {{User:Dezonus/sig}} 03:59, 3 October 2010 (BST)
==GSGM 2011==
{{Activelist!}}
--{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 23:31, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
:ENVY is active in Richmond Hills and Havercroft but do spread into other subburbs to help out other survivors in need. Thanks  --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 23:54, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
::Will be processed as such. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 00:26, 23 January 2011 (UTC)
:::Note that you aren't listed yet in Havercroft. As the GSGM only concerns itself with cleaning up outdated listings, you'd need to sign up yourself there. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 00:32, 23 January 2011 (UTC)
::::You've confirmed yourself in just Richmond Hills and Havercroft, so does that mean we can remove you guys from Pegton's group listing?  I'm confused now. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:35, 24 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::Yes, that would be the procedure - to clean up those areas the group isn't claiming to be active in, and to confirm them where they are still active. No need to double-check, as that means just more work for both the groups and the massacrers. (Obvious WTF? moments as RRF claiming to not be active in the bonk excepted.) --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 18:41, 24 January 2011 (UTC)
==Need more enemies?==
As [[Team Xtreme]] are actually being pro survivor and fighting against the dead and against the Malton Globetrotters while still killing the other PKer/Zombie types in Malton, do you think it is a good idea to insult us? Here is a quote from springheel jak "Ya know Josh, I was gonna heal you...'til I noticed your 'bounty hunter' profile...sorry, but I honestly have no respect for bounty hunters...pretentious, self righteous bastards who PK and claim it as something noble, or special, or righteous..."
So let me lay it out there. Not only before I ran into jak did I just finish killing emPathetic Bill (who has been killing your members correct?) But myself and my team has killed 2 T.I.T.Z members in the last 2 days. Isharted and Mr Pappageorgio Who has been killing you guys right? So we killed 3 people total in the short time we been here that has been targeting your group and I get insulted by a guy who has a bounty of 1 left? By the way your members are being killed you would think a Bounty Hunter group such as Team Xtreme would be a blessing to have around. I've seen springheel jak around and always passed him over because I knew he was envy and let him be. Now? That bounty looks mighty tasty and his name on my wall of claims would be a nice touch. And the guys we been killing like bill and Titz? We might just let them be the ones we pass over how about that? --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 05:26, 27 April 2011 (BST)
:I have no patience for idiots that don't know what they are talking about and want to start shit with me. Check your facts, Jack is an allie but no ENVY members, and get the fuck out of my talk page before I get my crew on your ass for being an idiot. And... *appplauses* you think I'm proud of you for killing TITZ ? hahaha ! Who cares if it wasn't me or my crew? You think you're smart? Keep killing them... and good luck to ya! *winks at TITZ* Oh, reading more into your nonsense, I did ask Team Extreme to assist about 2 months ago. I got a flat "no". So again, I dealt with it with no help whatsover so fuck off my page. If you want to help next time and be part of something great ? Check with me personally before you go ramping stupidities. And if Jak is indeed wearing ENVY tags, he is not under my say so.--[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 04:50, 28 April 2011 (BST)
That is some fine diplomacy skills you have there Murderess, the first post I made was me being nice and hoping this was a misunderstanding. Even my PKer enemies know I am a reasonable person. Seeing all the big talk you are throwing at me, I would think you would want more friends and less people wanting to kill you. Also 2 months ago we were busy doing battle with PKers. We don't just hunt people with bounties we battle PKer groups. But since you want me off your page so bad I'll gladly leave and be seeing you fine people around in Malton --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 05:32, 28 April 2011 (BST)
:You are clearly either blind, are in denial or just want to find a reason to start shit with ENVY. I JUST, as of your first post, dealt and ended a 5 months war with TITZ. And you come in here accusing me of something I didn't do and nor did ENVY !  Don't you read profiles ? I mean did you see an ENVY tag on Jak ? so why come to me with this ? It looked to me like you wanted to start shit with me and looked for any reason for you to do so. I say you're the one with no diplomacy skills and you need to do your homework better. On a side note, emPathetic Bill does not touch ENVY anymore. Maybe you should come to me if you need to know whats up and stop reading into things without context. As your PK on me today, you report it. Working at rebuilding Havercroft and help new players with the game. But I guess you don't care about that and rather see me out of play again (let me know for how long so I don't log in for nothing) and leave Havercroft rot. You clearly upset me as I was finally getting things back to normal. So I guess I'll chat with a friend of mine and see whats up with your crew. You made it clear that you would come after me, a non Pker... Aren't you a BHer ?? You just make no sense to me. --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 17:54, 28 April 2011 (BST)
I did not come here to start anything with ENVY, Team Xtreme are currently fighting the dead, and their PKer faction The Malton Gloebtrotters. I made a mistake and assumed springheel jak was one of your members as I have seen him with you guys often. I am not perfect nor do I claim to be. That is where diplomacy takes place. Maybe my first post was harsh or came out wrong I don't know, but the way your reply came out was not one to help solve anything. Which is why I attacked. I have no desire to see you out of the game and have nothing against ENVY. I never had a problem with ENVY. Seems to me springheel jak is the problem. Before this thing gets even more out of hand I would like to see things go back to normal and end this misunderstanding with you. --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 18:30, 28 April 2011 (BST)
:You truly are a wonderful human being.  I haven't seen someone like you since little Billy Striker tried his hand on a page he shouldn't have gone to.  Everything you post just puts a big ole smile on my face and a warm glow in my heart.  Thank you for being you.  --Laughing Man 22:48, 28 April 2011 (BST)
::He truly is... Thanks for having that chat with me Josh, I truly appreciate it. Next time, come see me personally :) Things are much better handled that way and eliminate the "say so's". See you around :) --[[User:Murderess|Murderess]] 23:25, 29 April 2011 (BST)
== A Flower on your Doorstep... ==


== Incident ==
[[File:Rosedec.jpg]] --[[User:Killer Scarecrow|Killer Scarecrow]] 19:02, 19 July 2013 (BST)


Y'know, I really don't appreciate members of ENVY going around and [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/11-17-09_2200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_35-42_propaganda_cb1-da8-7ca.html making unfounded accusations about me]. Perhaps Nurse Houlihan should get her goddamn facts straight; I do not revive known PKers. Brianna Blackmoor has a [http://ud-malton.info/rg/i/630593 bounty]. If PKers hang around my revive points, and I am playing on my survivor character at the time, I will kill them. This is not a group policy: this is all me. Therefore, I find it in extremely poor taste to insult all of Axes High based on my personal play-style, let alone the fact that she called me "retarded". I am offended by Houlihan's actions and my opinion of ENVY has changed for the worst because of this incident. Please speak to her. --[[User:Chekken|Chekken]] 00:02, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
==The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013==
::As the leader of Axes High, I do not appreciate the comment made by Nurse Houlihan to one of my members or the graffiti that was left. It was completely uncalled for to generalize a group in such a rough manner. While it is true that what PenehzMcgee did was against Sacred Grounds Policies which Axes High abides by, and a simple "Do not revive this member, she is a known PKer" would have sufficed, he is a new member and is not familiar with all our rules yet. Mistakes happen, and he was dealt with accordingly as per group policy. Verbal abuse, specifically against our entire group, is not necessary. {{User:Claude Garrison/Sig}}00:31, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
We're doing some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, you're listed in one or more suburbs, in addition to using a radio frequency. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond within the next month with the radio frequency you are using and a list of every suburb where you are currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our [[The Great Suburb Group Massacre/2013|our information page]]. Thanks. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 07:55, 24 October 2013 (BST)
::I <3 Lamp--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 02:30, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
:Because your group hasn't responded within a month, your suburb and radio listings have been removed. Feel free to relist your group. {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 03:12, 26 November 2013 (UTC)
::: Hey if someone killed me at an RP i'd lay into him as well. Nurse isn't a "PKer" and Brianna's record on RG has nothing to do with me or this incident so maybe you should concentrate on one subject. I realize Axe's High has a vendetta against Brianna and RHR but that really isn't ENVY business. Since we are on the subject, all the people Brianna killed were PKers. Having active records is irrelevant. If they killed us in the past and still where the PKer group tags then they will die. Also, Anime you can call me a zerg as much as you like. I will continue playing as I always do.{{User:TreeBob/sig}}
:::: I never said that Nurse Houlihan was a PKer, and Brianna's record on the RG does have relevance to this incident. So technically I am focusing on one subject, and one subject alone. You see, Axes High takes bounties on those in the surrounding area. Currently we're active in Havercroft. PenehzMcgee, being ardent in everything he does(for good or for bad), took this opportunity to claim a bounty on Brianna Blackmoore. Unfortunately, he doesn't know that it doesn't count if they are a zed, nor is it in good taste to attack a zed in a cemetery. Having Nurse Houlihan spraypaint inappropriate slander toward Axes High and also say what she did to PenehzMcgee was immature and unnecessary. Axes High does not have a "vendetta" against anyone, but it's been known that members of AH and Brianna have clashed many times in the past. If it's not ENVY's business, please tell your member not to provoke members of my team about AH/DEM drama. Thank you. [[user:Claude Garrison/Sig]]05:29, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

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Hey envy let me join dude! for the living! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Frank Fort (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

ENVY Group Talk

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Hi TreeBob, could do with being stuck alright, am at hampton place, one click north of suggs NT.

Thanks mate.


Hey catchy, come to Britain Building. TreeBob Talk | ENVY

Seems like you got me, thanks mate.

Now ai am dead at the RP by the hospital near you  :( TreeBob Talk | ENVY

I'll come and get you in a few hours if you are still there.

do me a favour, email me at UDENVY@gmail.com TreeBob Talk | ENVY

Ackland Mall Security

Hey ENVY, i'm Nuerotoxic2213, leader and founder of AMS. since your located partially in our fine suburb of havercroft, i was wondering if you'd be interested in a joint partnership. visit our forums and drop us a line if it sounds like your cup of tea. we are in the process of reclamation and are gathering survivors from multiple survivor groups to our aid. Probst everyone. Nuerotoxic2213 12:10, 13 September 2010 (BST)

Sorry I haven't responded sooner to your call for help. We are of assistance as we can and have helped maintain the mall randomly. We ENVY have our hands full most of the time but when we have the spare, we use it. Thanks for thinking of us :) --Murderess 23:46, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

CORAM

CORAM would like to request an alliance with ENVY. We're in Lukinswood, not far from your Nomadic Division. x --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 18:26, 15 November 2009 (UTC)

Hey Bob. Safe trip back to Preston. Thank you all so much for the back-up. Will come find you at Preston Arms sometime. Will use ENVY's wavelength next time we all get eaten. Thank you. x --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 17:13, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Zombie Insurance Department

Hi we are Z.I.D and we would like to request an alliance with ENVY. We are in N Bythville and have HQ at the backer building.(Just reclaimed AGAIN yesterday :) ) Shiznoe 05:24, 10 January 2010 (UTC)


P.S:- You get a cool template for allying! Shiznoe 05:24, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
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Hello there ! Well, we can keep in touch but ENVY has its hands full right now. I'll keep that in mind though and pay a visit if I ever have some spare time :) --Murderess 23:50, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

GSGM 2010

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Just our yearly check-up to see which groups are still active. --Maverick Talk - OBR Praise Knowledge! 404 08:00, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

The group is active. TreeBob Talk | ENVY

Thanks! --Maverick Talk - OBR Praise Knowledge! 404 19:49, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Dearest CORAM Allies

I am writing today to request a lickle favour. As much as we're kinda enjoying it, we're being daily RK'd and GK'd by Mormonpussy.

For sure, some of us have been spamming the EBS which in itself is RK worthy, and I hate to snitch, but we'd appreciate a little help with Mormonpussy's new in-game - game.

If you could be so kind, please report any Mormonpussy sitings on 27.50MHz, or simply rip him to pieces on our behalf. He's a pleasant enough griefer, but we could sure use some back-up. (Or if you hate us, join his Anti-CORAM group!)

Many, many thanks xxxxxxxxx --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 09:43, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

MITS

March into the sea has been ordered by the Holy Chilean Blob of 2003 to prepare a temple for his arrival in Richmond Hills. The site chosen is the Splain Arms. We will require the use of this facility for the next couple of weeks as we pay tribute to the Blob and the others who lurk in the deep blue sea. Offerings are necessary in order to keep the hunger of these monsters to a level where they do not feel the need to wash unto all of Malton and bring death to us all. Our presence in Richmond hills is not negotiable. The Priests and Missionaries of Mits have a duty to the Blob and only the Blob. We are but his servants. Squatters in his temple will be evicted from the premises during our initial appearance there. After that, we would hope that Envy would not presume to desecrate the Blobs quarters by reveling in the temple's halls and chambers. We appreciate Envy's understanding and cooperation in this matter. --Dr summeroff 20:58, 9 April 2010 (BST)


While interesting to read... excuse me for not finding any relevance to ENVY whatsoever. No offense but we have better fish to fry - Murderess


Better fish to fry, which is why ENVY and RHR were chased out of Havercroft and Richmond Hills, right?--Rolfe Steiner 15:53, 13 April 2010 (BST)


You wish Rolfie... you wish ! Since when ENVY is known to run ? Not on my clock --Murderess 13 April 2010 23:02:18 GMT


I'd say, since early last week since it happened. Not like I wasn't there. --Rolfe Steiner 13:42, 14 April 2010 (BST)

Are you saying that when you move out of our HQ/area you are running away ? Or are you restocking to strike back ? Hmmm... looks like you guys are all runners and chickens to boot :P Where are you all anyway... can't seem to find any of you lol Did you guys flee ? Can't wait to actually pay you back with all the hostilities you were so kind to give us :) --Murderess 14 April 2010 14:32:42 GMT


Heres a quote for you, Murderess.

"Murderess said "Ok guys... the lone zed outside is Norman Bates of Steltsy. Also, I am now going into hiding. I'm counting on you guys to hold the fort while I tend to some business concerning our dear PKers ;) Not many zeds around so you should be good ! Laters guys !" " --Rolfe Steiner 21:02, 14 April 2010 (BST)

I've heard of your begging to certain individuals. Now that's entertainment! Envy is known for it's pathetic whining, complaints and lack of honour. Anything you say is sweet sweet music to my ears. As long as you are complaining, I know it's hurting you. You may ask yourself why? Because we can. We'll let you know when we're bored with you. Pay us back! *giggles madly!* Oh and the word is "Flee" not "Flea" as in bloodsucking parasites. AKA Envy / RHR. Remember, An honorable death is better than a dishonorable life. *trots off to plan a recipe of nose and ear of Murderess*--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 22:23, 14 April 2010 (BST)
lol she edited my comment.. oh noes! I really look ridiculous now.*sips soup*--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 18:59, 15 April 2010 (BST)


"# Tanis half elf+ said "fuck you krauser" (7 hours and 22 minutes ago)." Now that just wasn't nice, its not my fault Tanis is zerg listed and RG listed. Here I am trying to make a willing sacrifice to his holiness and I get told "fuck you." :( Im hurt...really I am. -- 

Emot-argh.gif 02:05, 15 April 2010 (BST)


Well it does seem that we have spies amongst us in St-Marks. Good to know ! Thanks Rolfe. And how is that I'm whining Pantomime ? Still trying to put words in my mouth for others to see... I see... *shrugs* Pitiful if you ask me my dear. And thank you for the english lesson. And as for you Colonel, Tanis said it --Murderess 19:18, 15 April 2010 (BST)


Did not mean to edit yours Pantomime... meant to edit my own... --Murderess 19:20, 15 April 2010 (BST)

To MITS : The Chilean Blob doesn't like the taste of ENVY members' souls because their leader is hotter than a jalapeno pepper and it shows on all of them :P --Murderess 20:53, 15 April 2010 (BST)

It's not the souls the Blob feeds on. He saves souls. The act of the offering itself shows a willingness to appease the sea and keep those that lurk there at bay. This is the salvation. And then there's the hunger. For the Blob feeds on your very flesh as he did again this very day! And I wish to dispel a rumor. The Blob is actually quite fond of hot peppers. Adds some flavor to his meals. On the other hand, Tanis Half Elf is a very sour and bitter course that was almost spit out earlier. But the gelatinous master had to finish that meal as Tanis had the temerity to curse during Krauser's baptism the other day. A despicable act. Cursing one of the Blob's chosen one's is tantamount to cursing the holy Blob itself. --Dr summeroff 21:48, 16 April 2010 (BST)


"...because their leader is hotter than a jalapeno pepper..." Please prove this. --Rolfe Steiner 04:16, 16 April 2010 (BST)

Da Bomb, the second hottest hot sauce, 1.5 Million scoville units, police issue pepper spray registers around 8-10 million. Those guys are rather weak, I put drops of this stuff in my vodka, have gotten it in my eye too (that wasn't cool). Just a guess as to why Murderess is hotter then a jalapeno pepper (2,500 - 8,000 scoville units) -- 

Emot-argh.gif 04:47, 16 April 2010 (BST)


(Quoting from Bloody Green) Nice to see that you need to spend a bunch of time searching Wikipedia to reply to a witty remark. You say you added a few drops of the sauce in your vodka. Well, an average glass of vodka should have several thousand volumes of a few drops, so you've deluded the sauce to be less hot than the mildest of jalapenos.
About your eye, well, that's what happens when you mess with the best. If we're all hotter than a jalapeno just because of Murderess, and we didn't say exactly how hot she is, well, use your brain for something besides zombie snack.
Murderess is cute when she tries to refer to herself in the 3rd person, and thinks no one see the history right up there at the top of the page, I suppose I could put an unsigned template there for her. Actually I didn't have to quote wikipedia, it clearly indicates on a bottle of said sauce that its 1.5 million scoville units, and my room mate happens to be trying to become a cop so he happens to know how much pepper spray is (as it says it on the little textbook he has ;) ). In fact the only thing I looked up was the average scoville unit of a jalapeno pepper. As par the vodka well one would have to try it for one's self before they should comment on such things, but from experience with how this sauce is made I can tell you the longer it sits around and becomes diluted with vodka the more flavor/heat from said sauce would come about. I also remind you Murderess, sign you comments it makes the wiki a whole lot easier to understand, and stops you from attempting to be someone else. -- Emot-argh.gif 05:04, 17 April 2010 (BST)
Howdy, folks. She actually did quote a guy from her group. His forum nickname is Dragon, though. He could be Bloody Green in game. He also mentioned something about the way scoville units are measured and that there is a significant reduction in "capsaicin" concentration when you mix hot stuff with other liquids, if I understood what he said well and if it makes any sense to you. I really don't know anything about professional pepper tasting. Anyway, please do keep arguing. That's what makes talk pages so great to read. --Urban Corpse 10:57, 17 April 2010 (BST)


Colonel... please stop trying to find insults that don't exist... a member of ENVY wanted me to add his thoughts on the matter... that is all. *throws Colonel a teddy bear* Here... something else to keep you occupied for a while ! Oh... and just so you know... the talented Tanis Half Elf wrote the history of ENVY... not me. Do you really think I'm that much of a hot head ? *sighs* --Murderess 23:33, 18 April 2010 (BST)
As you do not sign your wiki posts and refer to yourself in the 3rd person and then not tell anyone your quoting someone I don't see my I am making up an insult that does not exist. This Teddy you speak of, unless it is 3 feet tall and has wings made of razors we do not have an agreement and you can have it back madam! I say good day to you and by all means continue to make new accounts like Urban Corpse there to back your story up. -- Emot-argh.gif 06:41, 19 April 2010 (BST)
Just for the record, I am not Murderess. There are Wiki-rules that forbid making false claims about the identity of users. Regardless of what you add as a reply to this, I will not respond. Unlike some other people, I do not enjoy troll-fights and flame-wars. --Urban Corpse 12:38, 19 April 2010 (BST)
Just for the record, I am not Murderess either. BUT I do have a quote from a guy from my group, from a girl, from a monkey, that said, a zombie said in sign language, that Urban Corpse does too enjoy flame wars.--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 13:28, 19 April 2010 (BST)
Can I quote you on that Urban? Cause if so I will bring a sysop here to verify that for the record. -- Emot-argh.gif 15:47, 19 April 2010 (BST)
I think I can help with that. A part of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliability_of_Wikipedia#Susceptibility_to_editorial_bias (that is, the false biographical information part) covers this, although I know of no rules that forbid claiming that someone is "double-accounting". Also, if there are such rules, I'm not sure whether they would apply to the Urban Dead Wiki.
I am the ENVY forum member Dragon, my first character is named Sealed Evil In A Can and is not even remotely close (an incredibly lame pun, I know) to an ENVY member, my second character is named Bloody Green, the one whose name Murderess stated in her quote.
What I would really want to know is HOW THE BLOODY HELL did that "Urban Corpse" read my entire in-forum statement!? He/she jumps in just at the perfect moment to make it seem like Murderess is trying to... well, you already said it Colonel. I see a piece of evidence that shows that Murderess isn't "Urban Corpse". His/her style of writing and choice words used don't resemble Murderess' at all. In fact, it slightly resembles the way I write. Bloody copycat. I don't check the Wiki for a few days and this is what happens. "I do not enjoy troll-fights and flame-wars." Well, what did that gallowswinger just do!?
By the way, Colonel, please send all insults concerning Murderes' jalapeno joke and the infamous unsigned reply directly to me, since I'm the one who put them on the ENVY forum in the first place. Those two statements are not the smartest in the world and I didn't expect them to be copy-pasted directly to the ENVY's Wiki talk-page before some refinement, but I take full responsibility for them. So, do your pepper-Fu and get over with it. PKing is PKing, "flame-wars" are flame wars, and pointless conversations are (you've guessed it) pointless conversations. --Sealed Evil In A Can 17:00, 19 April 2010 (BST)
I r can type diffrnt to ta make me sound lyk diffrnt person. It's really not that hard. I have yet to actually see any said evidence that I can't accuse one user of being another, and as we all know sockpuppetry goes on, on the wiki its hard to avoid it, hell I could go out and claim Sealed Evil In A Can is also Murderess, and of course you can lay claim that I am Murderess, no one is stopping you from doing that. I just would like to see facts to back up said statement. I will say congrats on coming forward and at least laying claim that your the person who claims murderess is hotter then a jalapeno, I would inquire as to how you know this and how you would compare the scoville units of a person to that of a jalapeno pepper but hey, whatever floats your boat. -- Emot-argh.gif 19:35, 19 April 2010 (BST)
Actually, I had the "hotter than a jalapeno" idea when I saw a certain ENVY's wiki page entry for the first time (I think you exactly know which part of the entry I'm referring to). In case you forgot, you are the guy who started Wikipedia quoting about scoville units. I just tried to bring a lifeboat or two when I realized that my first idea was copy-pasted directly to the talk page, in it's original form, making a joke shipwreck (honestly, I had a WTF moment when I saw it here)... Of course, my idea to repair the damage, in the form of a how about something similar to one of these post on the ENVY Forum got bloody copy-pasted yet again... "Urban Corpse" with it's lack of arguments made things even worse... But, enough of my "stupid series of incidents" rambling. I don't know how Murderess looks like, and frankly Colonel, I don't give a f***. This is a game, a role-playing game most of the time. Someone might as well say that she has an alien energy being from the Cygnus X-1 Black Hole in her left kidney, for the purpose of the game. And it still wouldn't be the craziest role-playing I've seen. You seek evidence of Murderess not being the Urban Corpse? In that case, may I remind you that it is you who made the initial hypothesis (Murderess being the Urban Corpse), therefore making it your job to find evidence. If you were paying any attention to what I said, you would have noticed that I actually supported your reply to that "Urban Corpse" bloke, essentially A) Showing that even the original Wikipedia only has it listed as a controversy and B) Implying that even if it was a rule in the original Wikipedia, it probably doesn't apply in the Urban Dead Wiki. Don't even get me started on your Ad Hominem methods... --Sealed Evil In A Can 20:39, 19 April 2010 (BST)
I never stated what I said was fact, I only implied she was therefore leaving the burden of proof on you all to prove she isn't otherwise I can continue to make my allegation all I would like. Frankly quoting wikipedia as a source is somewhat of questionable given its nature to be maliciously edited at anyone's will, regardless of if its a policy they hold or not. -- Emot-argh.gif 20:45, 19 April 2010 (BST)
I'm glad we agree. You have the right to say whatever you want, and people have the right to ignore you. Now, shall we stop this, um... debate, or are we going to keep arguing about the amount of capsaicin in human souls forever? --Sealed Evil In A Can 20:59, 19 April 2010 (BST)

I literally laughed out loud at the "beloved" TreeBob. Wow, you guys are truly deserving of all that you get. --Rolfe Steiner 05:49, 19 April 2010 (BST)

lololol! @ Beloved.. oh and because there wasn't any Envy around today your allies paid your debt.*punches the teddy*--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 08:42, 19 April 2010 (BST)
There really isn't much ENVY around any days anymore. The grand re-emergence I read about on this wiki (that we were greatly looking forward to) lasted about 2 days. Meh. Oh well. It may be time to bring the grace of the Blob to other parts of Malton. --Dr summeroff 15:23, 20 April 2010 (BST)
Ha ! I was not aware we had a dept towards LoD PantyMime... Or did I miscount OUR kills ? How nice of you to let me know we kicked YOUR asses ! And as for you Dr summeroff... answering you would say too much. I'm just glad you need glasses to actually see whats going on. Aren't you just about to go on vacation ? Summer is approaching fast :P --Murderess 13:12, 21 April 2010 (BST)

I know English isn't your first language, but honestly : You're a retard. --Rolfe Steiner 18:32, 21 April 2010 (BST)

I was staring at screen trying to decipher the coded message myself Rolfe. *Adjusts Murderess's helmet* Maybe that will help. I think it was a little crooked. I mean, she is missing an ear.--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 19:10, 21 April 2010 (BST)

Parle vous francais si vous plais. (Its been a few years since I took french but I should know enough to get the jist of what shes saying.) -- 

Emot-argh.gif 20:11, 21 April 2010 (BST)

Was Rolfe Steiner just rude to me ? How surprising. That, right there, defines who he is... a jerk. Oups ! Was I rude ? Thats so not like me. Yeah I'm french. If its too complicated for your little brain to deal with... hell I'm not the one keeping you around here *shows Rolfe the door* --Murderess 20:43, 21 April 2010 (BST)

Random comment

Want to know something strange? Sealed Evil In A Can and Urban Corpse Have identical IP addresses. I wonder what that means. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:48, 19 April 2010 (BST)

OH SNAP! Sysop back up! -- Emot-argh.gif 20:53, 19 April 2010 (BST)
Bureaucrat back up, you bastard. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:58, 19 April 2010 (BST)
I was under the assumption you were still in denial of your promotion -- Emot-argh.gif 21:00, 19 April 2010 (BST)
I'm just massively fucking lazy. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:02, 19 April 2010 (BST)
WTF!? Now I absolutely have no idea on what the hell is going on. Are you joking or are you serious? Whoops, forgot to sign this... --Sealed Evil In A Can 21:07, 19 April 2010 (BST)
Whats going on is a Moderator/Admin of the wiki used his Moderator/Admin powers to check your IP and it says you and Urban Corpse are the same person, have a good day kind sir. -- Emot-argh.gif 21:08, 19 April 2010 (BST)
I think I exactly know what this proves. Wait for 10 minutes. --Sealed Evil In A Can 21:11, 19 April 2010 (BST)
This Edit By Urban Corpse and This Edit by Sealed Evil in a can were both posted from the same I.P. Address. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:12, 19 April 2010 (BST)

I am absolutely sure you won't believe me, but I still have to say this. I owe you folks a major apology. My younger brother made another account on this wiki and (being a smartass) tried to save the day in an extremely dumb way. He also used the autocomplete option for passwords on Mozilla Firefox to check the ENVY forum. This will not happen again. I repeat, Colonel, Murderess, Resslessness, I am sorry for this incident (and so is he, and he's going to be even more sorry very soon). Feel free to ban Urban Corpse. I still stand behind what I've said, though... --Sealed Evil In A Can 21:21, 19 April 2010 (BST)

alas denial is not just a river in Egypt -- 

Emot-argh.gif 21:24, 19 April 2010 (BST)

Can you try to be a little more original as well.. maybe pour on more emotion, add a picture of a sad face, that might help.--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 21:30, 19 April 2010 (BST)

Alas, I know that no-one is going to believe me, even though I'm telling the truth (feel free to add a sarcastic comment about this). My "You have the right to say whatever you want, and people have the right to ignore you" comment has spectacularly backfired. At least think of this: I would have changed my IP address (due to the type of my internet connection it is possible to switch it with a push of a button) if I really planned to go "double-account". Actually, forget it. I had a long tirade about proper evidence, and I left myself no loopholes to use. *sarcasm mode on* So unbelievably stupid of me, since I actually planned to fool you all with a flawless double account trick *sarcasm mode off* which actually required me to bring myself into a bad position in the first place... At least I'd like the sysop to publicly show the creation dates of "Urban Corpse" and "Sealed Evil In A Can". Maybe that could shed some additional light on this. --Sealed Evil In A Can 21:36, 19 April 2010 (BST)

Did your brother log on twice, two days apart, and make edits on both days?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:42, 19 April 2010 (BST)
He says he made 3 changes. One today and two a few days ago. --Sealed Evil In A Can 21:45, 19 April 2010 (BST)
Oh no you didn't! Sucka tried ta play me! -- Emot-argh.gif 02:07, 20 April 2010 (BST)
If you say so man, if you say so... By the way, my sound-card is busted so I have absolutely no way of hearing the contents of the video. --Sealed Evil In A Can 06:24, 20 April 2010 (BST)

I AM URBAN CORPSES BROTHER! --Dr summeroff 15:25, 20 April 2010 (BST)

A Message

Since you'd rather run from us than receive your just punishment, we are going to go after every single ally you have until ENVY is all alone.

CORAM was just completely wiped out not a few hours ago. --Rolfe Steiner 17:27, 29 April 2010 (BST)

Giggles Madly I love to watch Rolfe kill *purrr* 'The blood is so warm on my face and the pain they feel lingers on their mouths in death like screaming masks. Oh how I long to eat their flesh at the moment it consumes them.--AU10Pantomime Mistress of Pain┌∩┐()┌∩┐ 18:44, 29 April 2010 (BST)
Funny how he disguises the fact that he can't find me by : "run from us" ha ! Good luck with your little hunt. I think you're the one thats on the run Rolfie... where are you ? Can't seem to find you anywhere. --Murderess 00:34, 6 May 2010 (BST)

Is your Radio frequency still in use?

Lol thumbs up.jpg Thanks for the Reply!
Thanks Bro!

Because of your timely reply, your frequency reservation will be preserved.

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- LEMON #1 12:47, 25 August 2010 (BST)

We are still using 27.47. --POH 16:34, 30 August 2010 (BST)

Thanks. -- LEMON #1 00:39, 31 August 2010 (BST)

Like to help out South Blythville?

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Fixing what the Big Bash Broke.

The South Blythville Recovery Effort is a collaboration of individual survivors and groups working together to recover South Blythville to what it was before the Big Bash 3 come in and broke everything.

If you and/or your group are in the South Blythville area and would like to help, Please view this page, and/or contact Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk)

Please forward this on, even if you don't wish to partake as we can use all the help we can get. {{SBRadd}} places this on your post ;)

Hey there, I've sent you this because you're a survivor group. Please help us if you can, we'd really appreciate it. If you can't help physically, you can always help by spreading the word ;) Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 10:53, 16 September 2010 (BST)

We are fighting up in Richmond/Havercroft atm... I'll pass the word for sure though :) --Murderess 22:43, 27 September 2010 (BST)

GSGM 2010 No.2

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 07:15, 19 September 2010 (BST)

We are still active and kicking it dearie ;) --Murderess 22:42, 27 September 2010 (BST)
Cheers =) Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 03:59, 3 October 2010 (BST)

GSGM 2011

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

-- Spiderzed 23:31, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

ENVY is active in Richmond Hills and Havercroft but do spread into other subburbs to help out other survivors in need. Thanks --Murderess 23:54, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
Will be processed as such. -- Spiderzed 00:26, 23 January 2011 (UTC)
Note that you aren't listed yet in Havercroft. As the GSGM only concerns itself with cleaning up outdated listings, you'd need to sign up yourself there. -- Spiderzed 00:32, 23 January 2011 (UTC)
You've confirmed yourself in just Richmond Hills and Havercroft, so does that mean we can remove you guys from Pegton's group listing? I'm confused now. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:35, 24 January 2011 (UTC)
Yes, that would be the procedure - to clean up those areas the group isn't claiming to be active in, and to confirm them where they are still active. No need to double-check, as that means just more work for both the groups and the massacrers. (Obvious WTF? moments as RRF claiming to not be active in the bonk excepted.) -- Spiderzed 18:41, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

Need more enemies?

As Team Xtreme are actually being pro survivor and fighting against the dead and against the Malton Globetrotters while still killing the other PKer/Zombie types in Malton, do you think it is a good idea to insult us? Here is a quote from springheel jak "Ya know Josh, I was gonna heal you...'til I noticed your 'bounty hunter' profile...sorry, but I honestly have no respect for bounty hunters...pretentious, self righteous bastards who PK and claim it as something noble, or special, or righteous..." So let me lay it out there. Not only before I ran into jak did I just finish killing emPathetic Bill (who has been killing your members correct?) But myself and my team has killed 2 T.I.T.Z members in the last 2 days. Isharted and Mr Pappageorgio Who has been killing you guys right? So we killed 3 people total in the short time we been here that has been targeting your group and I get insulted by a guy who has a bounty of 1 left? By the way your members are being killed you would think a Bounty Hunter group such as Team Xtreme would be a blessing to have around. I've seen springheel jak around and always passed him over because I knew he was envy and let him be. Now? That bounty looks mighty tasty and his name on my wall of claims would be a nice touch. And the guys we been killing like bill and Titz? We might just let them be the ones we pass over how about that? --Josh Clark 05:26, 27 April 2011 (BST)

I have no patience for idiots that don't know what they are talking about and want to start shit with me. Check your facts, Jack is an allie but no ENVY members, and get the fuck out of my talk page before I get my crew on your ass for being an idiot. And... *appplauses* you think I'm proud of you for killing TITZ ? hahaha ! Who cares if it wasn't me or my crew? You think you're smart? Keep killing them... and good luck to ya! *winks at TITZ* Oh, reading more into your nonsense, I did ask Team Extreme to assist about 2 months ago. I got a flat "no". So again, I dealt with it with no help whatsover so fuck off my page. If you want to help next time and be part of something great ? Check with me personally before you go ramping stupidities. And if Jak is indeed wearing ENVY tags, he is not under my say so.--Murderess 04:50, 28 April 2011 (BST)

That is some fine diplomacy skills you have there Murderess, the first post I made was me being nice and hoping this was a misunderstanding. Even my PKer enemies know I am a reasonable person. Seeing all the big talk you are throwing at me, I would think you would want more friends and less people wanting to kill you. Also 2 months ago we were busy doing battle with PKers. We don't just hunt people with bounties we battle PKer groups. But since you want me off your page so bad I'll gladly leave and be seeing you fine people around in Malton --Josh Clark 05:32, 28 April 2011 (BST)

You are clearly either blind, are in denial or just want to find a reason to start shit with ENVY. I JUST, as of your first post, dealt and ended a 5 months war with TITZ. And you come in here accusing me of something I didn't do and nor did ENVY ! Don't you read profiles ? I mean did you see an ENVY tag on Jak ? so why come to me with this ? It looked to me like you wanted to start shit with me and looked for any reason for you to do so. I say you're the one with no diplomacy skills and you need to do your homework better. On a side note, emPathetic Bill does not touch ENVY anymore. Maybe you should come to me if you need to know whats up and stop reading into things without context. As your PK on me today, you report it. Working at rebuilding Havercroft and help new players with the game. But I guess you don't care about that and rather see me out of play again (let me know for how long so I don't log in for nothing) and leave Havercroft rot. You clearly upset me as I was finally getting things back to normal. So I guess I'll chat with a friend of mine and see whats up with your crew. You made it clear that you would come after me, a non Pker... Aren't you a BHer ?? You just make no sense to me. --Murderess 17:54, 28 April 2011 (BST)

I did not come here to start anything with ENVY, Team Xtreme are currently fighting the dead, and their PKer faction The Malton Gloebtrotters. I made a mistake and assumed springheel jak was one of your members as I have seen him with you guys often. I am not perfect nor do I claim to be. That is where diplomacy takes place. Maybe my first post was harsh or came out wrong I don't know, but the way your reply came out was not one to help solve anything. Which is why I attacked. I have no desire to see you out of the game and have nothing against ENVY. I never had a problem with ENVY. Seems to me springheel jak is the problem. Before this thing gets even more out of hand I would like to see things go back to normal and end this misunderstanding with you. --Josh Clark 18:30, 28 April 2011 (BST)

You truly are a wonderful human being. I haven't seen someone like you since little Billy Striker tried his hand on a page he shouldn't have gone to. Everything you post just puts a big ole smile on my face and a warm glow in my heart. Thank you for being you. --Laughing Man 22:48, 28 April 2011 (BST)
He truly is... Thanks for having that chat with me Josh, I truly appreciate it. Next time, come see me personally :) Things are much better handled that way and eliminate the "say so's". See you around :) --Murderess 23:25, 29 April 2011 (BST)

A Flower on your Doorstep...

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The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013

We're doing some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, you're listed in one or more suburbs, in addition to using a radio frequency. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond within the next month with the radio frequency you are using and a list of every suburb where you are currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our our information page. Thanks. --VVV RPMBG 07:55, 24 October 2013 (BST)

Because your group hasn't responded within a month, your suburb and radio listings have been removed. Feel free to relist your group. Bob Moncrief EBDW! 03:12, 26 November 2013 (UTC)