Talk:Amusing Locations in Malton

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===[[your suggestion]]===

The reason(s) you think your suggestion is worthy of being on the list.--~~~~

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Vote either "Keep", "Kill", or "Undecided" in bold font ('''your vote''') on the next available line under the suggestion and any previous votes. Remember to add your signature after your vote.

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==[[Suggestion Road]]==
 Reasons--[[A random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
 :'''Keep'''. I like it.--[[Another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 ::'''Kill'''. I don't find it that funny.--[[Yet another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 :::'''Undecided'''. I just don't know!! Try and convince me to vote either way.--~~~~      (<---- that's your vote!)

All suggestions are an automatic "keep" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least seven days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "keep" votes for it to be inducted onto the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been up for seven days and has at least a two thirds majority of "keep" votes, please feel free to add it to the agreed upon category on the ALiM list. Thankyou.

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Edgcumbe Drive Fire Station

cumb on! vote yes! DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 04:22, 1 February 2021 (UTC)

Golde Avenue

Ironically named given it's status as potentially the most useless location in all of Malton. Not a funny name on its own, but given context it's definitely an amusing location! --OrangeTHIEF (talk) 23:40, 29 November 2019 (UTC)

Sly Place Police Department

The name of the place which lets you know what you're getting into. --Rent A Troop (talk) 10:19, 13 December 2014 (UTC)

Banger Cinema

Bangerz bro A ZOMBIE ANT 05:44, 7 August 2014 (UTC)

Borrows Bank

More punny than funny, and admittedly a "Your Mileage May Vary" kind of thing, but hey! -- [ talk ] [ KT ] [ BB4 ] 04:55, 1 June 2013 (BST)

1. yes A ZOMBIE ANT 05:44, 7 August 2014 (UTC)

Help Bank

Otherwise Malton's economy will crash. --Klexur 07:11, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

1. Haha, I'm sort of torn. On one hand it could work, on the other hand it's simply a random word attached to 'bank', so I dunno. I'm a bit undecided on it, although your summary just above made me laugh a bit! A ZOMBIE ANT 15:05, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

2. The summary's funnier than the name itself and as DDR said: it's just a random word with Bank after it, so no. PB&J 13:04, 26 May 2013 (BST)

Sly Way

Such a sneaky street. --Klexur 04:16, 19 October 2012 (BST)

1. Yes yes yes! A ZOMBIE ANT 15:06, 22 December 2012 (UTC)
2. Maybe... PB&J 13:04, 26 May 2013 (BST)

Club Record

Obvious play on words. --Klexur 03:10, 26 September 2012 (BST)

• Against Wordplay does not mean amusing. PB&J 17:48, 26 September 2012 (BST)

There is already a Wordplay category in ALiM though... --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

That's probably meant for amusing wordplay ;) PB&J 03:21, 27 September 2012 (BST)

True enough. Well I found it amusing. --Klexur 03:29, 27 September 2012 (BST)

Jelly Alley

u jelly? A ZOMBIE ANT 02:40, 21 September 2012 (BST)

• ALIM if I ever saw it, but wouldn't go with the wordplay on jealous approach :) PB&J 17:49, 26 September 2012 (BST)
• For --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

The Delay Building

Please excuse the delays... --Klexur 22:01, 7 September 2012 (BST)

• Honestly? vouch, just based on the potential (the current article is dry as fuck, Nallan, Jed, Sexy and I will have to ALiMise it, methinks) D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 14:03, 8 September 2012 (BST)
• Vouch - Agree with DDR. The potential for hilarious descriptions in the same vein as Chitty Cinema, Mycock is huge.--Nallan (Talk) 14:21, 8 September 2012 (BST)
• needs more A, now it's just LIM PB&J 02:54, 21 September 2012 (BST)

Missen Street

Where did it go?--CyberRead240 09:48, 7 September 2012 (BST)

• lol d D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:40, 7 September 2012 (BST)
• against: even when written correctly it would have been a "meh" joke... PB&J 02:50, 21 September 2012 (BST)
• For: The "Where did it go?" made won it for me. --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

The Shortis Building

This is definitely the most shortest building I've ever seen in Malton. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:24, 26 October 2011 (BST)

• Against Farfetched and not even that amusing. PB&J 17:51, 26 September 2012 (BST)
• For: It's a cute kind of funny. --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

Wing Street

There's probably a Pizza Hut right next to it as well...But that aside, I'm getting hungry. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:17, 20 September 2011 (BST)

• Keep - I'll take an order of 20 Buffalo Burning Hot, please. ~ _{21:32, 20 September 2011 (UTC)}
• against: very lame joke, farfetched unless you're American PB&J 02:49, 21 September 2012 (BST)
• Against: Not readily obvious. --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

Youl Drive

That's right, I've had a few too many - you're the designated driver! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 09:28, 3 June 2011 (BST)

• Keep. Love it.--Nallan (Talk) 03:58, 5 September 2012 (BST)
• vouch PB&J
• For --Klexur 02:42, 27 September 2012 (BST)

Swallow Auto Repair

Can fit in right under the Swallow Lane PD --Uroguy^TMZ 05:16, 2 June 2011 (BST)

• Autoadd.--Nallan (Talk) 03:58, 5 September 2012 (BST)

Garlick Square Fire Station

I see a future anti-Twilight Saga description here. ~ 21:17, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

The Trollope Building

I like it, but I have no idea why. What a load of trollopes! -- LEMON #1 13:41, 31 October 2010 (UTC)

• no PB&J 02:51, 21 September 2012 (BST)

The Tudgay Museum

What's in a name, eh? --Thadeous Oakley 15:21, 28 September 2010 (BST)

Standlick Walk

Odd enough to get on ALiM. Maybe it's just me, but I'm imagining a bunch of people doing a standlick (or a lickstand, mayhaps) instead of headstands. -- Chirurgien  (talk)  13:06, 3 September 2010 (BST)

I was thinking of this as instructions; Stand, lick, walk.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 16:19, 3 September 2010 (BST)

Works better than what I came up with, I guess. Added your instructions to the article. I'm so tempted to add "contributed by Yonnua Koponen, who was a standlicker in his childhood days. -- Chirurgien  (talk)  01:04, 4 September 2010 (BST)

keeep' yon you sold mexoxo 15:18, 4 September 2010 (BST)

The Hussey Building

Whoever wrote the history had some kind of idea this was made for ALiM. -- Rahrah is pumped that he's going to lose another Manhunt. 08:31, 18 August 2010 (BST)

I'd like to see this added in, especially since we have the Hussey Lane and The Hussey Monument. -- Chirurgien  (talk)  13:04, 3 September 2010 (BST)

• Autoadd--Nallan (Talk) 03:58, 5 September 2012 (BST)

The Cummings Building

For obvious reasons. --Dawkins ^{[T][P!][W!][♞]} is currently: having his arm torn off by a zombie. 15:27, 11 August 2010 (BST)

We have club cummings and cummings bank. Was the verdict that we keep multiples or don't bother? i remember cheese brought it up, can't recall the consensus. i'm inclined to auto add xoxo 08:33, 12 August 2010 (BST)

The Weary Building

Hahahaha, get it? The building is tired? oh fuck you guys. --

 

 

 

 

12:11, 1 August 2010 (BST)

for a guy that complains about all the drivel on alim you sure suggest a lot of it. It's a keep for my admitedly low standards but i would have thought it'd be a WTF YOU GUIZ SUK ND RUINED ALIM IT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD from you, oh dear. xoxo 07:20, 2 August 2010 (BST)

You guys killed ALiM a week into it's creation. I'll never forget suggesting Cuant Drive and having you guys reject it, then coming back a year later to find it there by your own request. I still haven't forgotten how heartbroken I felt. --

 

 

 

 

08:41, 2 August 2010 (BST)

The Organ Arms

THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST WORDPLAY EVER --

 

 

 

 

11:34, 14 July 2010 (BST)

Vouch/Keep/Wait what? Technical Pacifist 17:32, 14 July 2010 (BST)

Is this like piano fingers sort of thing? xoxo 08:35, 15 July 2010 (BST)

No fucking idea, it just has organs and arms as a name. --

 

 

 

 

10:01, 15 July 2010 (BST)

I second the motion to Vouch/Keep/Wait what? Probably one of the best ALiMs I've seen in a while. -- Chirurgien  (talk)  13:02, 3 September 2010 (BST)

Cayme Drive

You are at Cayme Drive. Somebody has spraypainted LOL I CAYME onto a wall.

All class...--Nallan (Talk) 12:29, 22 May 2010 (BST)

yea boi --

 

 

 

 

12:39, 22 May 2010 (BST)

howevermanyyearsitsbeen on and theres still an abundance of undiscovered alim. this made me cayme :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and yes charlie stfu the poor grammar was intentional. fuck off you niggardly cunt. PS my lecturer said niggardly the other week, classic lerlz!!!! ~!xoxo 12:27, 24 May 2010 (BST)

lol i can't believe my lecturer said niggardly! shits fucking 2C ya dig?? xoxo 07:18, 2 August 2010 (BST)

Pudsey Park

It's named after a God damn giant yellow cripple bear. Sod dick jokes, that's comedy. 01:51, 19 May 2010 (BST)

I had to google Pudsey to get it. Therefore, kill.--Nallan (Talk) 12:29, 22 May 2010 (BST)

no sorry i dont get it --

 

 

 

 

12:40, 22 May 2010 (BST)

The Spankling Building

Surprised this was never nominated? Cmon. You know what this building was made for!!! --

 

 

 

 

10:42, 10 May 2010 (BST)

lol yeah--Nallan (Talk) 08:51, 11 May 2010 (BST)

Sadley Way Fire Station

Sadley, waaay fire station...--Nallan (Talk) 09:01, 23 April 2010 (BST)

wtf is this bullshit ngger cunt crap? xoxo 07:32, 26 April 2010 (BST)

AGAINT --

 

 

 

 

10:42, 10 May 2010 (BST)

Cutmore Avenue

It's just so deliciously emo! --Wyndfyre 18:53, 4 April 2010 (BST)

• Fuck yes! Vouch! --
   
   
   
   
  01:34, 5 April 2010 (BST)
• Agreed. It's too late at night to think of something for the page, but there's bound to be a good 'across the steet/along the road' joke to be made. 01:49, 5 April 2010 (BST)
• Keep--Nallan (Talk) 09:01, 23 April 2010 (BST)
• Keep --
   
   
   
   
  10:42, 10 May 2010 (BST)

  Oh shit, I was the first to vouch on it. damn, I'm too fast for mahself. --

   

   

   

   

  08:55, 11 May 2010 (BST)

• Keep - i read it as cuntmore, got uber excited, then saw it was just cutmore. whatever. i'll ignore all of you and make its description about how it vaguely resembles cuntmore and THEN WE'LL SEE WHOS LAUGHING xoxo 12:31, 24 May 2010 (BST)

  FUCK i did it again!!!! Damn you past jed! xoxo 07:21, 2 August 2010 (BST)

The Chitty Hotel

--Alcatraz311^T|ACC|A45 22:14, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

• Autoadd--Nallan (Talk) 09:01, 23 April 2010 (BST)

Shaft Grove

The page needs lolification. It currently focuses on some kind of commercial history rather than phallic innuendo.--Nallan (Talk) 04:23, 3 August 2009 (BST)

That's just sad.--xoxo 14:30, 3 August 2009 (BST)

the history, not you thinking it should be phallic lol.--xoxo 14:30, 3 August 2009 (BST)

I'll have you know a fine, upstanding member of the wiki wrote that. Like most of vinetown its a broad history of depression, and a thriving club scene. There's even a mention of a panda at one point. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:26, 3 August 2009 (BST)

I'll have you know i didn't actually read it, let alone look at the page :P Hey, it's the alim crowd, what'd you expect? --xoxo 13:40, 4 August 2009 (BST)

Don't bow down to superior contributors, that's not the alim way! --ϑϑℜ 14:13, 4 August 2009 (BST)

You don't even know what the alim way is anymore man. --xoxo 14:31, 4 August 2009 (BST)

I never knew the fucking alim way, i was never part of your stupid clique. --ϑϑℜ 14:32, 4 August 2009 (BST)

...denial. --xoxo 14:43, 4 August 2009 (BST)

You try to suck me in so I can like, ban cunts for you and, like, make u not get vandal warning but i'm just too responsible. --ϑϑℜ 14:54, 4 August 2009 (BST)

You don't honestly think that's true, do you?--Nallan (Talk) 22:22, 4 August 2009 (BST)

Of course he's kdding, even ddr knows he's not responsible ;) --xoxo 01:03, 6 August 2009 (BST)

put Eastwood Museum on ALiM already or i'll use sysop as badge and threaten ban u. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:14, 9 August 2009 (BST)

It's in the queue. I'll put these on soon. Chill nigger. --xoxo 14:17, 9 August 2009 (BST)

full of suspense!!!!!!! --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:32, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Mallrats added some slightly wrong flavour that I think works well. Well done mallrat. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 17:06, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Haha just read it. Very mycock building - love it.--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 19 August 2009 (BST)

SHAFT!!! --WanYao 09:28, 19 August 2009 (BST) PS... shaft means to con to give someone the shotr end of the stick (a common complain from j3d's girlfriends)... it's also a famous blacksploitation flick. that's much more lolzy than a retarded penis reference --WanYao 09:29, 19 August 2009 (BST)

I love myself a shaft, will vote Keep but why the fuck is nobody else voting--CyberRead240 10:08, 4 September 2009 (BST)

Gillycuddy Boulevard

wtf?--Nallan (Talk) 09:43, 31 July 2009 (BST)

lulz.--xoxo 14:13, 31 July 2009 (BST)

What the fuck? I'd vouch this. --ϑϑℜ 14:22, 31 July 2009 (BST)

kill sessanach! --WanYao 09:25, 19 August 2009 (BST)

Funny name but kill tbh over it--CyberRead240 10:09, 4 September 2009 (BST)

I'm changing vote to kill so i dont have to add 2 more locations.xoxo 05:46, 19 October 2009 (BST)

EH i just dont know if this is that brillers...any more thoughtAsxoxo 05:50, 19 October 2009 (BST)

Locations Under Review

All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the ALiM list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.

I guess no one wants anything removed from ALiM at the moment :)

Category Changes

The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either Keep in current category or Move to category suggested.

General Discussion

I'm trying to get the Great Profiles page to stop being horrible, so I've called a vote, and I thought y'all might want to have a say in it, as the foremost humor authorities on the wiki. -Ornithopter (Talk | contribs) 20:19, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

lol, i tried that about maybe 18 months ago....not enough people care about the page for it to work. And most of the people who added them probably don't still pay attention to it, hence my advice to you would be go through and delete all the ones you know are shit, and chuck the ones you think could be funny on the talk (or just delete them too). Since anyone can make one i think they need to be pretty spesh to be great profiles. So yeah, fuck the community and get shoveling through that shitty page! xoxo 08:59, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

Well, I guess this page proves that since there's already a Fücking, Austria . . . there's no problem with a little Fücking Tower. :D Douglas Summers 06:50, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

Yeah i breifly wanted to make a real world alim's, but theres too damned many! Its still oneofmy dreams to visit them all and make a lonely planet style travel guide about them, but more lulzy and less lame.xoxo 09:47, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

You still around, man?--Sandsun 02:06, 10 April 2010 (BST)

sandsun! whats happening!? short answer is no - but i come on here every few weeks to have a look. I'm not really playing the game at the moment but i might get back into it with a groupless character, maybe azombie... what about you? xoxo 13:00, 10 April 2010 (BST)