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== Welcome ==
Previous crap can be found [[User talk:Kempy/Archive|here]]. This page is for new crap.
Yo, Kemps. Welcome to the wiki :) --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 06:10, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
:Why thank you missus, & cheers heaps for all the help. You might have noticed I've tarted up the sig a wee bit. Just tinkering around. [[Image:Face-grin.png|14px|:)]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 21:41, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
::What a nice little page you have here Kemps. I love it.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 05:20, 28 November 2009 (UTC)


== Welcome: Part 2 ==
== New crap ==


You're an undeadite?  Lol. Well nobody can accuse you of lacking balance.  Welcome to the wiki Kempester.  Hey for your sid profile you should slap up one of these templates {{CAPDsmall}}.  It's soo much prettier, yeh?--{{User:Giles Sednik/sig}} 00:12, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
Header said this belongs here. <span style="color:#FFFFFF">+1</span> --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 15:42, 19 March 2011 (UTC)
:Haha. I thought I made that dead obvious with my oh so subtle comments during the hordes visit? :-P It was a right bugger tho I tell you... I couldn't check the UD section of the Undeadite forum during the siege due to the bloody moral issues. And Chuck was way over in Ridleybank sniffing out harmanz, so that was fun at least.<br>Cheers Giles, I'll go slap that on right now. (I thought I had actually but I see now I don't eh? Silly old Sid) {{User:Kempy/sig}} 00:45, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
:Heh. The amount I've been crapped on of late, this ain't too bad. Cheers Spidey. [[Image:Content.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 16:04, 19 March 2011 (UTC)


==Previous crap...==
...can also be found here. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 15:49, 19 March 2011 (UTC)
:Ouch. And still it comes. [[Image:Nugget.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 16:04, 19 March 2011 (UTC)


== Your just leaving? ==
== hey! ==
Your not going to offer any kind of explanation? --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 00:03, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
: I thought I did? I'm burnt out Mich. It's just gotten to the point it was all becoming a chore. Hey tho, you're all still in good hands. The cap's back and Giles should be back full time soon enough. And it's not as if there's a shortage of Senior Officers in the place, granted, they do bugger all, but maybe this will encourage them to pull their fingers out their arses eh?<br>Btw, I just realised I never chucked your name onto the extra thanks list I made towards the end of my post. Sorry about that, but be assured buddy, you were one of my bestest dudes in there. I was glad to have worked alongside you Mich. Thank you. :-) {{User:Kempy/sig}} 01:03, 10 January 2010 (UTC)


::Well that clears it up. Goof luck in what ever asventures you choose to take. --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 12:46, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
come [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Category_talk:Historical_Groups#Columbine_Kids vote] for the kids!!--<small> <span style="color: DarkMagenta">The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking </span><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 04:56 29 March 2011 (UTC)</small>
: Sign your posts, you big gay you. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 04:56, 29 March 2011 (BST)
::okay ya nobby cunt--<small> <span style="color: DarkMagenta">The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking </span><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 04:56 29 March 2011 (UTC)</small>
::: If I had a womb, I'd have your babies. Then drown them. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 04:58, 29 March 2011 (BST)
::::...in cat piss. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 04:59, 29 March 2011 (BST)
:::::IRC noaw yesh!***<small> <span style="color: DarkMagenta">The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking </span><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 05:06 29 March 2011 (UTC)</small>


== YOU! ==
== Sig ==


I recognize your name. I know neither why, or why it justified a post on your talk page, but it has been done. It's coming to me. You helped me with my firefox add-ons. Really cheers for that, by the way. -- <small>[[User:Rorybob| <span style="color: #FF9933">Rahrah doesn't remember the age of blinking text.</span>]]</small> 21:34, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
Code looks perfectly fine. Maybe you accidentally used five tildes instead of four? (Which creates a time stamp sans sig.) --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 23:59, 28 March 2011 (BST)
:Sadly I do not. He's in the MOB now. :) Thanks for the offer though. I might be able to come and give you a hand with my group (which isn't functioning yet...) [[Mail Order Mail]]. -- <small>[[User:Rorybob| <span style="color: #FF9933">Rahrah</span>]] [[User talk:Rorybob| <span style="color: #FF9933">needs new ideas for his sig.</span>]]</small> 11:16, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:Span tags were wrong methinks? -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 00:22, 29 March 2011 (BST)
::They were, you fixed. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 00:38, 29 March 2011 (BST)
::: Then, where the hell did my vote go to then? All I see is a lot of ......................................................................... etc... {{User:Kempy/sig}} 01:29, 29 March 2011 (BST)
::::It was stricken due to your sig being broken, as with a broken sig it was an invalid vote.--[[User:SA|If my name was MisterGame AKA Thadeous Oakley, I would be a massive flaming faggot. >:|]] 01:31, 29 March 2011 (BST)
:::::Also did a quick fix for you. You can go back and insert your sig if you want.--[[User:SA|If my name was MisterGame AKA Thadeous Oakley, I would be a massive flaming faggot. >:|]] 01:33, 29 March 2011 (BST)
::::::I undid it, just because signing is something they have to do themselves. Try it now Kempy, just replace the timestamp with your sig and when you do (if you still can't do it yourself) I'll get rid of that white stuff myself. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 02:02, 29 March 2011 (BST)
::::::: Whut, you want me to write all that crap again? I don't even do a do-over when the missus says I missed the pink and potted the brown. Sod it, what's said is unsaid. Let recent history know where I stand. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 04:54, 29 March 2011 (BST)
::::::::Haha! Nah, I just meant re-do your sig (which you did, as it stands it's perfectly legal thanks). And for the record, it's okay to alter something you said in your comment, it's only iffy is someone has already replied directly to that comment, and therefore you will most probably be changing the context of what ''they'' are saying. Anyways, sorry for all the hoo-hahh about the signing, it happens every bloody vote on Historicals and I'm the only one that is always bossing people about it, but it's the rules, so thanks for being understanding. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 05:18, 29 March 2011 (BST)
:::::::: I've got tons more cat piss. Look what happened to Harrison. So, yeah... run away. :P {{User:Kempy/sig}} 05:35, 29 March 2011 (BST)
:::::::::this is out of context. thad is a faggot--<small> <span style="color: DarkMagenta">The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking </span><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 06:19 29 March 2011 (UTC)</small>


== Profilewit ==


I checked and have seen that Resens has auto-mangled the link. Let me try it on the wiki instead:


== Praise the Blob! ==
<nowiki>
You have been willingly sacraficed to the blob. --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 23:35, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
javascript:d=new%20Date();void(wW=window.open(%22%22,d));void(wW.document.write(%22<HTML><BODY><FORM%20NAME='wF'%20ACTION='http://iamscott.net/cgi-bin/dumbwit.pl'%20METHOD='POST'><INPUT%20NAME='wP'%20VALUE='PRIVATE'><INPUT%20NAME='wC'%20VALUE='%22+prompt(%22enter%20Iwitness%20comment%20-%20may%20be%20blank%22)+%22'><INPUT%20NAME='wT'%20VALUE='%22+window.document.lastModified+%22'><INPUT%20NAME='wZ'%20VALUE='%22+d.getTimezoneOffset()+%22'><INPUT%20NAME='wV'%20VALUE='23'><TEXTAREA%20NAME='wS'>%22+document.body.innerHTML+%22</TEXTAREA>%22));u=window.location.href.indexOf(%22ead.com/profile.c%22);if(12<u&&u<18)wW.document.wF.submit()
{{Mits/Blob}}
</nowiki>
: 'tis an honour of honourous proportions. 10/10 Sacrifice. Would die again.<br>
http://udwitness.oddnetwork.org/reports/2010/02/udw-20100227-172925-8418a78e9968d6ff149f0a42fedd2631-Sophie_Ames.html


Better hit edit and steal the link from the edit screen (all the stuff between the nowiki-tags) than from the output, in case the wiki makes funny interpretations of the stuff here (although the nowiki-tags should prevent this). If not, check #mcm on Nexuswar IRC. Scoth is the maintainer of Dumbwit and can usually be found there. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 17:16, 9 April 2011 (BST)
: It's cool, I got it to work. Thanks again Spider. [[Image:Content.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 17:57, 9 April 2011 (BST)


== Have a prize ==
== yra ==


{{Medal|[[User:Michaleson|Michaleson]]|[[User:Kempy|Sid James]]| beating him. }} --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 23:15, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>POOF!</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big><br>--<small>[[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|link=User:Sexual Harrison|18px]] &nbsp; [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]]&nbsp;&nbsp;</small><small>22:29, 23 April 2011</small>
:[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhwyoDf0OQk&feature=related meow]--<small>[[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|link=User:Sexual Harrison|18px]] &nbsp; [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]]&nbsp;&nbsp;</small><small>23:02, 23 April 2011</small>


: haha Love it. Cheers man. :D {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:19, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
== testing ==


== SLAB ==
kempy is gay<br>
kempy is gay<br>
kempy is gay<br>
POOF! --&nbsp;[[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|link=User:Sexualharrison|16px]] &nbsp; <small> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]]&nbsp;&nbsp;</small><small>06:17, 7 May 2011 (utc)</small>


We have to do something with this: [[User:Rufus Vanzant/Sandbox|SLAB]] also have to finish that one detail that I can't do on my own.--{{User:Rufus Vanzant/Sig}} 04:05, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
== where have you been ==
:The thing I can't do on my own is my title thing. once that is done we can make to official page and link the template.--{{User:Rufus Vanzant/Sig}} 20:33, 17 March 2010 (UTC)


==Table==
you big gay poof?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>14:02, 25 May 2011 (bst)</small>
You know what? I think I will just finish the table I started for you. I know you can't be arsed to do anything with your wiki...but after #100 you are on your own.--{{User:Rufus Vanzant/Sig}} 03:24, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
:Ok then half way done. I colored it but not doing the font because that is work I don't feel like doing. I will finish the other half tomorrow for you.--{{User:Rufus Vanzant/Sig}} 04:03, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
:: HA! Can't be arsed eh? Well mister, have a look at Deej's Sandbox and see what a busy bee I've been. :-P (Thanks tho for putting the time in, and thanks again for your help man. Couldn't have done this without you. ^_^) {{User:Kempy/sig}} 05:11, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Well it seems your sand box is empty but you redid all the tables...mine was better and took a lot of my time to do(15 minutes) it had awesomeness and your colors going.--{{User:Rufus Vanzant/Sig}} 20:37, 17 March 2010 (UTC)


==Thank You==
==yo i don't think you remember me ==
I must say I did enjoy the reading lesson. I was surprised that all I got was a slap with a paper. That is twice now I have seen you and lived I am grateful, but I do wonder has Kempy the Bher going soft?  --{{User:Brad Dahlia/sig1}}
:::No no I will not under estimate your edge. I was surprised and this was more of a tongue-in-cheek thanks for my good fortune. I still don't trust that pesky DJ a PKer that kills Pkers you would think he was in Red Rum or something. --{{User:Brad Dahlia/sig1}}


== Add on help ==
i don't think you remember me--{{User:Vive l misha}}
: Oh, I think I do. Very much so in fact. How may I be of help? [[Image:Content.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 20:00, 26 May 2011 (BST)
::I started killing other player just as you do and it feel better, you used to attack my old group CCPD now iim doing it--{User:User:Vive l misha}}
::: Yup, I know. I was keeping a close watch after you said you were thinking it, and noticed your rapsheet. I was very impressed. [[Image:Content.gif]] If you ever wanted to hook up and maybe do a few whacks together, I'd be more than happy to work with you for a bit. We could have some lulz, possibly. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 02:12, 27 May 2011 (BST)


Hey Kempy, recently my computer has contracted a virus and I had to reload everything onto my computer. I was hoping you could give me the links for greasemonkey, the equipment organizer, the box one under the map(hope you remember which one that is) and the link one(the one that gives you the links to RG the Zerg list and whatever else there was). If you could please get these to me I would greatly appreciate it.--{{User:Rufus Vanzant/Sig}} 01:02, 30 April 2010 (BST)
== [[Grimmies| interested?]] ==
: Aye, of course man. I'll get all the links an shit PM'd to you later today. Brainstock likely. Hope you're ok man? [[Image:Happy.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 09:50, 30 April 2010 (BST)
:: Scratch Brainstock, the bugger was taking forever to load. Check PKA. [[Image:Content.gif]] Anything else, just gimmie a holla. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 17:03, 30 April 2010 (BST)


== I wasn't talking to you ==
would you like to be a judge?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>15:11, 1 June 2011 (bst)</small>
: I think the '''real''' question here, is would ''I'' like to be a jud... aw fuck.
:: Sure, why not. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 18:48, 1 June 2011 (BST)
::: oi! it's time. please come and judge [[Grimmies/Voting]] add your winners to the talk page under your name.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>14:19, 29 July 2011 (bst)</small>


As I said, I have no reason to talk to PKers, especially someone who kills as much as you. I was addressing [[User:Carrie Cutter|Carrie Cutter]], someone who's supposed to be a "bounty hunter", yet acts like a PKer.
==Fucking Sheep==
ITT we discuss why scottish people are obsessed with the wooly asshole-- [[User:LCpl Mendoza‎]] 14:06, 7 June 2011 (BST)
:Wouldn't ewe love to know. [[Image:Wink.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 14:33, 7 June 2011 (BST)


Unless, of course, she and you are one and the same. And that attack today was a zerg attack. Why were you replying for her, anyway? -- [[User:Kittithaj|Kittithaj]] 21:39, 3 June 2010 (BST)
[[image:Thatpig11.png|400px]] <br>
:Oh God the plot thickens. This is awesome. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 21:43, 3 June 2010 (BST)
I prefer pigs. Pigs are good. You should eat pigs to gain sustenance required for a shotokan warrior. -- [[User:Ryu]] 14:09, 7 June 2011 (BST)
:: I think the lad's onto something. We ''do'' both have vowels in our names after all so it's pretty damning evidence. Well done Columbo, you rumbled me. Erm... us. [[Image:Nugget.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 22:54, 3 June 2010 (BST)
:That's a pig? I'll stick to lamb, thanks all the same. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 14:33, 7 June 2011 (BST)
:::Both Kempy and Carrie end in an ''-ee'' sound. One uses '-ie' and another '-y', but that's just a smart zerger covering his tracks. Oh shit, wait, Robbie also ends with an '-ee' sound, as does Misanthropy, who also posted on that topic... OMFG ZERG FEST! --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 23:11, 3 June 2010 (BST)
::Loving the irony of the sheep jibe btw. She's got you lot well trained, eh? Bet you roll over for a biscuit too. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 14:33, 7 June 2011 (BST)
:::: I thought I was being so cunning too. [[Image:Finethen.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:23, 3 June 2010 (BST)
:::I'm married to the money so yeah man...dolla dolla bill yall--[[User:LCpl Mendoza‎]] 14:46, 7 June 2011 (BST)
::::Holla holla dawg. Or something. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:28, 7 June 2011 (BST)


I don't fully understand what you were talking, since you were unintelligible (judging from that hideous picture you posted on my talk page, you probably have mental disabilities.) Anyway, the truth is, I changed the safehouse for a few days, until I thought you had run halfway across Malton, like most PKing cowards. It was then I returned to the old safehouse where you found me.
== >> ==


So congratulations on your "success", you benefit from my misjudge of your character; you're a bit braver than I thought, for a PKer that is. And you managed to kill me alone this time, instead of taking 3 people.
Kempy! Kempy! Kempy! --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>16:54, 26 July 2011 (bst)</small>


I guess you aren't going anywhere now. That's a good thing, because the [[Dulston Alliance]] is having a [[Hang 'Em High|PKer hunting competition]]. And since you have killed some Alliance's members over the weeks, you'd make a prime target. -- [[User:Kittithaj|Kittithaj]] 18:50, 7 June 2010 (BST)
== Orphaned Images ==
: THWEET! DULTHTON DOMINOETH! Can't wait. [[Image:W00t.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:31, 7 June 2010 (BST)
[[:File:Sheriff Sid.png]] which you uploaded is currently [[Special:Unusedfiles|unused]] and is subject to deletion if it is older than two weeks. If you wish to ensure that it remains on this wiki then you will need to ensure that it is included in at least one page on this wiki..--[[User:Thegeneralbot|A Helpful Little Bot]] 11:53, 25 November 2011 (UTC)
:: Can I come too?--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 23:39, 7 June 2010 (BST)
::: No, you're not one of my alts. That wouldn't be fair. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:41, 7 June 2010 (BST)


== Beep ==
== FREEZE RUNNER! ==


[[User:Hashk/Sandpit/2|Add stuff]]. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 07:33, 7 June 2010 (BST)
i can't believe you are up at this hour. faggot.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>04:26, 9 May 2012 </small>
 
:And I can't believe you're such [http://iamscott.net/13365338607.html phail]. No wonder you're such a gay, can't pot a sleeping pink. [[Image:Cool.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 04:30, 9 May 2012 (BST)
==[[Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 3]]==
This is a reminder to you, and all the other contestants, that [[Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 3|AHMH3]] begins in 5 days as of this post.  The playing area is the top 16 suburbs in a 4x4 formation on the Northwest of the map.  You are expected to be in the area at the start of the Manhunt, so if you're not already in the area, get moving!  And happy hunting to you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:21, 26 June 2010 (BST)
 
I'm doing this as a double check on the number of contestants, so if you don't mind, please [[Talk:Malton_Manhunt/Axe_Hack's_Manhunt_3#Just_wanna_confirm...|sign the list]]. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:43, 30 June 2010 (BST)
 
== Hey Bitch ==
 
Your sig messes up my talk, so I'm gonna replace your sigs with blank sigs. The issues with my talk (it's unreasonably bitching), just to let you know if you can't see your sig on my page. :P --[[User:Yonnua Koponen|Yonnua Koponen]] 21:22, 16 September 2010 (BST)
: [[Image:Rasp.gif]] then. Two can play at that game. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 21:53, 16 September 2010 (BST)
::I'd prefer it if you didn't incorrectly compare autocracy to Nazism, the latter of which is a series of beliefs, and the former of which is a form of government, or, in this case, management.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 22:23, 16 September 2010 (BST)
::: I've never had much belief in management. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 22:29, 16 September 2010 (BST)
 
== Kepmbro ==
 
Hey, you still up for Manhunting in the [[Manhunt All-Stars]] for [[Discosaurs/Rage_in_the_Age|RitA]]? I'm keen and I think the others are still good. If you are, head towards the game arena, tell me when you're there and we'll sort out details of metagaming co-ordination. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 08:04, 28 September 2010 (BST)
 
== Raaaawr! ==
 
Do try harder. -- [[User:Yonnua Koponen|<font color="Purple">The Big T</font>]] 00:24, 3 October 2010 (BST)
: Patience is a virtue... [[Image:Wink.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 00:28, 3 October 2010 (BST)
::I'm thinking 20+ deaths on T-Rex when this thing is over. ;) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:30, 3 October 2010 (BST)
::: Too easy. Bloke can't fight back with those little arms m8. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 00:37, 3 October 2010 (BST)
::::Big head and little arms.  All we need to do is stand in a corner. =D --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:43, 3 October 2010 (BST)
:::::We'll see who's laughing in 17 minutes, Axey.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 00:45, 3 October 2010 (BST)
:::::: But... how can you laugh when you're dead? That's umpossible!! {{User:Kempy/sig}} 00:46, 3 October 2010 (BST)
 
==Kill Counter==
[[Image:Counter.PNG]] --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 01:34, 3 October 2010 (BST)
 
== Red October Confirmation ==
 
{{Template talk:WhiteArmy}}--{{User:Vapor/sig}} 17:08, 11 October 2010 (BST)
 
==[[Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Mudkip Hunt|Mudkip Hunt]]==
There's a week left, so this is to remind you to meet at [[The Roger Arms]], [[Penny Heights]] if alive, or [[Junkyard 98,76]] if dead, [[Penny Heights]], 3 days before the competition begins.  [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=646053 DJSpinbad] will be at that location to confirm you are there when the competition begins.  Those who do not arrive will be disqualified. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:30, 23 November 2010 (UTC)
 
==Impersonating Zerg Alert!!!==
Yo, Kempy!  I've just heard from Natasha that there's a few impersonators running around Fort Creedy!  Not counting you on the list (obviously), but take a [http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=kempyclassic** look for yourself]! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:18, 16 December 2010 (UTC)
: Heh. Yeah, I seen them. Funny stuff eh? [[Image:Lol.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:05, 17 December 2010 (UTC)
 
== You are AWESOME ==
 
Okay Kempy.  Just when I think you and your "folks" can't be any dumber, you go and say something like that... and TOTALLY redeem yourself!  As a big fan of Douglas Adams, and a man who took his towel to his work with him on Towel Day, I appreciate that comment.  BALLS TO THE WHALLS buddy.  I might have to get your removed from the Kill List on thursdays or something special.  If that can be done.  Not sure.  Zaphod ftw.  BTTW!!  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 06:06, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
: Oh, you're completely underestimating me Davey, I can get a lot more dumber. Like when I banned myself from the CAPD forums. Twice. Musta been a Thursday... [[Image:Slap.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 06:15, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
 
:: I don't know, I consider being banned from a forum a victory.  I got myself banned from Brainstank no less than 4 times.  I celebrated with a beer every time too.  Would have been better if I could have had some ice cream cake, but those things ain't cheap.  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 06:18, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
:::You misunderstood.  Kempy banned himself.  Twice.  He wasn't banned by another.  He was banned by himself. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 06:20, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

Latest revision as of 03:30, 9 May 2012

Previous crap can be found here. This page is for new crap.

New crap

Header said this belongs here. +1 -- Spiderzed▋ 15:42, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

Heh. The amount I've been crapped on of late, this ain't too bad. Cheers Spidey. Content.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 16:04, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

Previous crap...

...can also be found here. -- Cheese 15:49, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

Ouch. And still it comes. Nugget.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 16:04, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

hey!

come vote for the kids!!-- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking

bitch 04:56 29 March 2011 (UTC)

Sign your posts, you big gay you. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 04:56, 29 March 2011 (BST)
okay ya nobby cunt-- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 04:56 29 March 2011 (UTC)
If I had a womb, I'd have your babies. Then drown them. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 04:58, 29 March 2011 (BST)
...in cat piss. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 04:59, 29 March 2011 (BST)
IRC noaw yesh!*** The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 05:06 29 March 2011 (UTC)

Sig

Code looks perfectly fine. Maybe you accidentally used five tildes instead of four? (Which creates a time stamp sans sig.) -- Spiderzed▋ 23:59, 28 March 2011 (BST)

Span tags were wrong methinks? -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 00:22, 29 March 2011 (BST)
They were, you fixed. --Karekmaps?! 00:38, 29 March 2011 (BST)
Then, where the hell did my vote go to then? All I see is a lot of ......................................................................... etc... ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 01:29, 29 March 2011 (BST)
It was stricken due to your sig being broken, as with a broken sig it was an invalid vote.--If my name was MisterGame AKA Thadeous Oakley, I would be a massive flaming faggot. >:| 01:31, 29 March 2011 (BST)
Also did a quick fix for you. You can go back and insert your sig if you want.--If my name was MisterGame AKA Thadeous Oakley, I would be a massive flaming faggot. >:| 01:33, 29 March 2011 (BST)
I undid it, just because signing is something they have to do themselves. Try it now Kempy, just replace the timestamp with your sig and when you do (if you still can't do it yourself) I'll get rid of that white stuff myself. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 02:02, 29 March 2011 (BST)
Whut, you want me to write all that crap again? I don't even do a do-over when the missus says I missed the pink and potted the brown. Sod it, what's said is unsaid. Let recent history know where I stand. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 04:54, 29 March 2011 (BST)
Haha! Nah, I just meant re-do your sig (which you did, as it stands it's perfectly legal thanks). And for the record, it's okay to alter something you said in your comment, it's only iffy is someone has already replied directly to that comment, and therefore you will most probably be changing the context of what they are saying. Anyways, sorry for all the hoo-hahh about the signing, it happens every bloody vote on Historicals and I'm the only one that is always bossing people about it, but it's the rules, so thanks for being understanding. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 05:18, 29 March 2011 (BST)
I've got tons more cat piss. Look what happened to Harrison. So, yeah... run away. :P ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 05:35, 29 March 2011 (BST)
this is out of context. thad is a faggot-- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking bitch 06:19 29 March 2011 (UTC)

Profilewit

I checked and have seen that Resens has auto-mangled the link. Let me try it on the wiki instead:

javascript:d=new%20Date();void(wW=window.open(%22%22,d));void(wW.document.write(%22<HTML><BODY><FORM%20NAME='wF'%20ACTION='http://iamscott.net/cgi-bin/dumbwit.pl'%20METHOD='POST'><INPUT%20NAME='wP'%20VALUE='PRIVATE'><INPUT%20NAME='wC'%20VALUE='%22+prompt(%22enter%20Iwitness%20comment%20-%20may%20be%20blank%22)+%22'><INPUT%20NAME='wT'%20VALUE='%22+window.document.lastModified+%22'><INPUT%20NAME='wZ'%20VALUE='%22+d.getTimezoneOffset()+%22'><INPUT%20NAME='wV'%20VALUE='23'><TEXTAREA%20NAME='wS'>%22+document.body.innerHTML+%22</TEXTAREA>%22));u=window.location.href.indexOf(%22ead.com/profile.c%22);if(12<u&&u<18)wW.document.wF.submit()

Better hit edit and steal the link from the edit screen (all the stuff between the nowiki-tags) than from the output, in case the wiki makes funny interpretations of the stuff here (although the nowiki-tags should prevent this). If not, check #mcm on Nexuswar IRC. Scoth is the maintainer of Dumbwit and can usually be found there. -- Spiderzed▋ 17:16, 9 April 2011 (BST)

It's cool, I got it to work. Thanks again Spider. Content.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 17:57, 9 April 2011 (BST)

yra

POOF!
--Boobs.sh.siggie.gif   bitch  22:29, 23 April 2011

meow--Boobs.sh.siggie.gif   bitch  23:02, 23 April 2011

testing

kempy is gay
kempy is gay
kempy is gay
POOF! -- Boobs.sh.siggie.gif   bitch  06:17, 7 May 2011 (utc)

where have you been

you big gay poof?--User:Sexualharrison14:02, 25 May 2011 (bst)

yo i don't think you remember me

i don't think you remember me--

Oh, I think I do. Very much so in fact. How may I be of help? Content.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 20:00, 26 May 2011 (BST)
I started killing other player just as you do and it feel better, you used to attack my old group CCPD now iim doing it--{User:User:Vive l misha}}
Yup, I know. I was keeping a close watch after you said you were thinking it, and noticed your rapsheet. I was very impressed. Content.gif If you ever wanted to hook up and maybe do a few whacks together, I'd be more than happy to work with you for a bit. We could have some lulz, possibly. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 02:12, 27 May 2011 (BST)

interested?

would you like to be a judge?--User:Sexualharrison15:11, 1 June 2011 (bst)

I think the real question here, is would I like to be a jud... aw fuck.
Sure, why not. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 18:48, 1 June 2011 (BST)
oi! it's time. please come and judge Grimmies/Voting add your winners to the talk page under your name.--User:Sexualharrison14:19, 29 July 2011 (bst)

Fucking Sheep

ITT we discuss why scottish people are obsessed with the wooly asshole-- User:LCpl Mendoza‎ 14:06, 7 June 2011 (BST)

Wouldn't ewe love to know. Wink.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 14:33, 7 June 2011 (BST)

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I prefer pigs. Pigs are good. You should eat pigs to gain sustenance required for a shotokan warrior. -- User:Ryu 14:09, 7 June 2011 (BST)

That's a pig? I'll stick to lamb, thanks all the same. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 14:33, 7 June 2011 (BST)
Loving the irony of the sheep jibe btw. She's got you lot well trained, eh? Bet you roll over for a biscuit too. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 14:33, 7 June 2011 (BST)
I'm married to the money so yeah man...dolla dolla bill yall--User:LCpl Mendoza‎ 14:46, 7 June 2011 (BST)
Holla holla dawg. Or something. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 15:28, 7 June 2011 (BST)

>>

Kempy! Kempy! Kempy! --User:Sexualharrison16:54, 26 July 2011 (bst)

Orphaned Images

File:Sheriff Sid.png which you uploaded is currently unused and is subject to deletion if it is older than two weeks. If you wish to ensure that it remains on this wiki then you will need to ensure that it is included in at least one page on this wiki..--A Helpful Little Bot 11:53, 25 November 2011 (UTC)

FREEZE RUNNER!

i can't believe you are up at this hour. faggot.--User:Sexualharrison04:26, 9 May 2012

And I can't believe you're such phail. No wonder you're such a gay, can't pot a sleeping pink. Cool.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 04:30, 9 May 2012 (BST)
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