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Numbers About 30 Active on a bad day. Over 60 confirmed regulars. Red Rum in Action Leadership -The Red Joker -The Red Peasant -The Red Produce Staff Cabinet -The Red Aleph -The Red Bishop -The Red Herring -The Red Muse -The Red Rogue -The Red Stranger -The Red Village Idiot Retired Staff -Zarathustra -The Red Queen -The Red Tuesday -The Red Light District -The Red Menace -The Red Agent -The Red Shirt Past Departments Strikers Berserkers Wanderers The Morgue Ministry of Misinformation Goals Entertainment through the homicidal arts. Recruitment Policy 1. Be a PKer, or PKer sympathizer. 2. Don't be a fool; leave your vendettas behind. 3. (Recommended) Have a pro-survivor and/or zombie alt. 4. Post Here	2007 December 4th through Christmas Eve Whilst we rested in northern Malton after our ordeal in Jerusalem, it seems that trouble was brewing within the confines of the KG50. DK13, in an effort to "prepare" for the onslaught brought about by The Second Big Bash, expanded their operations north into Joachim Mall. Their DK13 Martial Law, as it was so dubbed, rocked the very foundations upon which the actions of a survivor group were founded upon. In a desperate effort to stop DK13's madness, Red Rum traveled southeast on a mission of mercy, heeding the cries of the estranged survivors of Joachim Mall. The soldiers of DK13 repaid our kind overture by impersonating Red Rum members and then shooting themselves in an act of desperate confusion, in order to ward us off from their new territory. As an unfortunate consequence of our selfless acts, Red Rum's reputation has yet to recover from the false accusations that DK13 has heaped upon us, ranging from assault to cold blooded murder. After the dust settled, a heap of bloodied and broken bodies was all that remained. Body Count: 155 December 3rd - Red Rum ruins Caiger Caiger Mall has fallen prey to Red Rum's Latrobe Crusade in what some are calling the Siege of Jerusalem itself. Ultimately, we slaughtered a mass of survivors. Body counts are still coming in have been... counted. Okay I (Turkmenbashi, and I have no wiki page worth speaking of) have to step in here. The Eastonwood Ferals did a seriously awesome effort, and we need to give props to those bastards, because they were fucking magnificent. I'm still going to say that we had some seriously badass timing though, because god damn we looked good on the day. Body Count: 95 November until... whenever Red Rum are proud to announce a brand new community service: we're maintaining (un)Safe Houses for the people of Malton. Our pilot (un)Safe House at the Latrobe Building has been a runaway success, and we're pleased to announce that we'll be expanding the program. Every Necrotech Building near Caiger Mall will now be part of our (un)Safe House program. We encourage survivors in the northwest to kick back and relax in these designated (un)Safe Houses, secure in the knowledge that their (un)Safety will be taken care of by diligent Red Rum staff. October Red Rum have been busy shooting things at Fort Perryn, finishing off the final two survivors in the gatehouse today. We might have been assisted in a small way to this aim by massed zombies, but that is debatable. Sept 18th The IRC is busier than ever. Join us at irc.nexuswar.com/#redrum for hijinks and mischief. September The latest month brings a new Rum policy: Rummers are quite free to shoot anyone they choose, but are reminded to expend ammo in a friendly manner. They are particularly encouraged to shoot current Red Rum admin Suburban Ed, though any of the chief biscuits (except Karl) are fair game. September 8th 2007 Red Rum hold a picnic in Ridleybank, combat reviving Blackmore with some strong tea. Rummers declare ultimate victory over the zombie hordes, shortly before being eaten. 15th August 2007 The forums are running smoothly. Lovely! The IRC is always open for nonsense: irc.nexuswar.com/#redrum August 2007 Red Rum are off for a vacation in New Baghdad. Keep in touch! 30th July 2007 Return to Caiger - We took a trip for the weekend to our favourite Mall. Rummers swarmed en masse with our new purchases on Sunday, causing a spot of bother for the active residents. Body Count: 35 June 2007 Many Rummers were inspired by the group Tactical Area Rescue and decided to declare Martial Law in Wyke Hills so that the suburb may be truly safe for this group. Unfortunately for TAR, just as many Rummers felt like TAR needed to be shot to death. It provided some wonderfully comedic moments from Sharline Jade, who wasn't too pleased with our antics. 2nd May 2007 Red Rum has officially moved on from Rolt Heights and the war with the BAR, for pastures greener. Mutterings about a Battle Royale are unfounded, as are many rumours suggesting a variety of activities throughout the city. In other news, karloth vois (aka "The Red Tape") has retired from the leadership due to senility, leaving behind c138, Shad and the (in)competent Staff Cabinet, as well as installing The Dancing Banana in his place as leader of the Strikers. He's confident they'll further the usual chaos admirably. 30th April 2007 Shad has accepted a further (and damn speedy) promotion into the cult of Super Admin, and is taking on joint leadership of Red Rum with c138 and karloth vois. 15th April 2007 Shad has accepted a promotion to admin, and will be overseeing all new applications to Red Rum. He can probably be bribed. 9th April 2007 Aleph has accepted a promotion to work alongside The Red Village Idiot as "Biscuit Socialist Comrades" in Red Rum's most reclusive of departments. 4th April 2007 Red Rum is holidaying in Rolt Heights with several member groups of the PKA. Scone, anyone? Kills: 192 3rd April 2007 A new Department is born, the Stalkers. Both Shad and Strange have been promoted to overlords of this new domain. 1st April 2007 Red Rum descended on Giddings Mall and immediately began shouting, hitting people with golf clubs and healing them. Barricades were repaired, and survivors left confused. Kills: Excluding friendly fire, none whatsoever! 30th March 2007 c138 has accepted her promotion to joint leadership of Red Rum, and is joining Karloth Vois in the position of benevolent dictator. As they're both sour Scots, decisions are expected to continue to run smoothly. 20th March 2007 Murray Jay Suskind has stepped up to take the mantle of leader of the Wanderers. We're still not voting for his Mayoral campaign, however. 15th March 2007 After a furious spray paint campaign to warn the good citizens of Ackland Mall of their impending doom, Red Rum joined several other murderous groups to bring Caesar's pain home. The result was quite the party, with no small volume of chaos. This event was also home to the Malton Murder Awards Ceremony, with Red Rum taking several distinctive and hard-fought awards. Red Rum Body Count: 76 (Post encumbrance) 14th March 2007 For his wonderful cartography work, tuttle freely has been sacrificed to the greater good and promoted into the staff team. He's also been given a new and highly secretive department to preside over. 13th March 2007 Leadership turnover: As of today, Sirens has stood down as leader of Red Rum, with Karloth Vois taking Sirens' place. Sirens may well still be around, just not in any official capacity. St. Valentine's Massacre With members of Red Rum behind the very coordination of event, we could hardly avoid joining the Cherubs in the slaughter. Despite all of the most notorious PKer groups attacking Bale Mall throughout the day, there remained one final corner standing with well over 100 survivors. Thankfully, Red Rum's main strike was still to come- cutting a great swathe through the standing population and putting a murderous end to Bale, Red Rum reminded Malton precisely where the bloody crown rests. Body Count: 130 2006 Christmas Eve Strike Keeping in the spirit of Christmas, Red Rum decided to visit the unfortunate people of Lumber Mall with some early gifts. They spent a few minutes giving them out with help from their new friends in the AMSC, resulting in a very merry night indeed. Body Count: 28 Two Weeks Later... Shortly after the slaughter unleashed upon the people of Giddings Mall, people wanted to spill more blood. Another plot cooked up and a group of Rummers camped out in the SW corner of Joachim mall for over a week stocking up on weapons. Then, a mere sixteen days after the Giddings attack Joachim was hit and hit hard. Once again, on December 20th, 2006 the Rummers went to work. A highly confusing and wonderfully chaotic assault followed on all four corners of the mall, resulting in the deaths of 54 innocent shoppers and an ally. Given the short time span between assaults, it was a mightily impressive feat. Body Count: 55 Older Events To save space on this page, only the two (or more, depending on our current level of laziness) most recent events are listed here. Older events have been archived on the Red Rum Website. Body Count: 678 Back to Top