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RULES • Be courteous. Or at the very least, literate. • Sign your posts or they will be removed. • Download one of THESE before proceeding. • Newest entries at the top where indicated - new heading for each one. • Last but not least (and just in-case you were wondering) it's already been done, so don't waste your time! COMMENTS In Memoriam April 20th It was on this date in 1999 that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold shot and killed the following people at Columbine High School in Littleton, Colorado: Cassie Bernall - Steven Curnow - Corey DePooter - Kelly Fleming - Matthew Kechter - Daniel Mauser - Daniel Rohrbough - William "Dave" Sanders - Rachel Joy Scott - Isaiah Shoels - John Tomlin - Lauren Townsend - Kyle Velasquez They then took their own lives. The image shown on the front page is from the security camera footage captured that day of Eric and Dylan. Lest we forget; this was a real event that affected real lives. A Salam a Lakum Rocky Ford 05:24, 21 April 2008 (BST) Rest in peace *tyrin sign*--Jay dark one 16:02, 21 April 2008 (BST) Just a Thought "While those of you who have never experienced this sort of thing in real life might find this funny, it is extremely painful to those of us who have"... I have experienced this sorta thing in fact much more horrible things than what you described and i still find this funny, so before you say something like that make sure you speak for everyone. -- trifle195 Well fucking said. -- Crystal C-Kids Traumatic Experiences I would like to point out that while those of you who have never experienced this sort of thing in real life might find this funny, it is extremely painful to those of us who have. Two of the guys in my group (ortallem and tobias rowan) knew Andrew Ellmaker, were even in the same class as him. Guess what he did. He killed his social worker with a knife and was was proceeding to cut up the body with a CHAINSAW when his mother got home. He promptly attacked her with it. She got away. He was only charged with aggravated assault (not premeditated murder, which is what it technically should have been since he tried to dispose of the body). So while you guys might find this sort of shit funny, you are causing some of my members real pain with your juvenile antics. They had to go to counseling after the incident. I would appreciate it if you would remove them from your KOS list. It's really immature to prey on those who have survived such tragedies. -- Carrion Jack All of which has what to do with us or Columbine? Actually, don't bother answering, because I couldn't give one tenth of a fuck. They stay on the list. -- Unhappydisgustingwow They're only on the KOS because they attacked us first. They can't land the first blow, and then run away crying 'we're traumatised!' when we strike back. -- Crystal C-Kids Ever stop to think that they attacked because they have been through so much? It's not them that came to you asking you to lay off, it was Jack. He was respectfully asking that you back off before things got ugly... FYI, Unhappydisgustingwow, I have a baseball bat I would love to introduce to your face. In real life. People like you are lower than slime. -- Ironhyde ZOMG! INTERNET HARDMAN! IZ SCARED! Would that be the same baseball bat that you use to sexually penetrate your own rectum on a twice-nightly basis? If so, at least wash it off first before this oh-so-scary cyber-fucktardfest. -- Unhappydisgustingwow Oh dear. It has insulted my sexuality. What ever shall I do. What are you, five? STOP PROJECTING YOUR OWN SEXUAL INADEQUACY ONTO OTHER PEOPLE. Just because you have a tiny penis doesn't mean that you should take it out on the rest of the world. And just so you know, it's rather easy to track someone over the internet using their signal. If some 15 year old kid in Yemen can hack the CIA mainframe, it should be a breeze for my programming friend to find you. -- Ironhyde You really are the most comical turd in the sewer. Take your pathetic 'threats' and get back to sexually molesting the under-tens who actually find them impressive, you tedious little inadequate. -- Unhappydisgustingwow Don't forget guys... Internetz: Serious Business -- Crystal C-Kids OH NOES! I'm packing up the fam' & moving out west, 'cause here come the pimply e-nerds referencing the CIA! Can't find Osama? No Matter! They've found the Columbine Kids! -- Canker Sore|CK | GC | ZHU | MEM | You seemed to have missed the original point by CrystalEyes, no, they didn't come here asking to be taken off KOS themselves, but they came to us to start this shit in the first place, if our presence continues to traumatize them then they should've stayed the fuck away from us. To attack us and then get emo because we attacked them back (even if they themselves were just complaining to their own group members) is fucking stupid, they can't have expected any other response from us. If you've got a cut and you want it to heal then you just get on with your day and ignore it, you don't go poking it with a stick -- Jud Grigori I only just... ... read your talk page, it is fucking awesome, some very funny content. And the retards that come here to complain are most hilarious. I would like to congratulate you on that. Also I wish the guy with the commi-whore party, i wish you the best of luck with that. -- Skyvia Fuck you ... You fucking emos. How the fuck can you take that Columbine shooting this fucking lightly? Did Marlyn Manson tell you to fucking do this? Or is this to make up for your own, secret shortcomings? In closing, fuck you, emo motherfuckers. May you all burn in the same dregion of hell as Dylan and Eric. No, you'd probably get all orgasmic with them on your first day. Fuck you, -- Comrade 47 Seven whole variants of the word "Fuck"! Bravo! And in only as many sentences! Impressive! -- Canker Sore|CK | GC | ZHU | MEM | We are playing a game not for real life. Although Columbine Kids is a PKer group they are frankly like all of us and that is people form all over the world playing a internet game online. -- Forgotten86 Yeah, it's a game, but this 'shock value' page is just fucking disgusting. You members are aware that people died at Columbine, right? And that 'Columbine' isn't a emo band, right? -- Comrade 47 I once took a look at their wiki and saw only black humor and ended up having my alt join them. There on their forum I found no trace or evidence of them glorifying the Columbine tragedy. We all know it is sad to have such things happen around the world but come on. Even the name Columbine has been used before the Columbine tragedy: Columbine II and Columbine III, the Lockheed Constellation presidential aircraft used by US President Dwight D. Eisenhower, so named the state flower of wife Mamie's home state of Colorado Columbine, a locomotive of the Grand Junction Railway, now preserved at the Science Museum in London (Source: Wikipedia, Columbine) Columbine is an unincorporated town and census-designated place located mostly in Jefferson County, Colorado, with a small part in Arapahoe County, Colorado, and lying immediately west of Littleton. (Source: Wikipedia, Columbine, Colorado) And lastly a flower Wild Columbine (Aquilegia canadensis) is a wildflower of the Ranunculaceae family. (Source: Wikipedia, Aquilegia canadensis) Conclusion: CK and the two two students of Columbine High School are not related in any other way nor glorifying them for the 1999 incident. That is what I think! -- Forgotten86 You Fuckers My name is lee hong. you guys are fucking retards. i will track you down annd kick the shit out of each of you guys. so you retards can find me easier I'm with the The malton vietcong. i am also in the stansbury area. i hope you retards can find me. lee hong So, what you're saying is that you love us long time and will sucky-sucky, only five dolla, yes? --Unhappydisgustingwow Marine3303 Just letting you know, Marine3303 seems to be using the Nicks Arms in Roftwood [68-58] as a safehouse. The only reason I'm letting you know this is because my clan is planning on using it as a HQ (I'm preparing it ahead of time), and Marine3303 has oversprayed our grafiti a few times. I would kill him myself, but he's on your KOS, so I figured one of you would want the honour. (And because getting into the good books of a Pking group is never a bad idea.) --Shinysheep CK isn't really in the contract-killing business, however I suppose the head's-up is appreciated. With that said, I've got Marine3303 marked as an RP hacker, & w/ him being level 7 & all, I'll chock the situation up as a n00b who didn't know better. Still, while I'm not surprised that he made our KOS list, his low priority deems it rather ridiculous for any of us to take any action beyond a chance encounter. --Canker Sore|CK | GC | ZHU | MEM | Congratulations! madwench just went KOS on the Rogues Gallery... I think? Spotted it when I was checking peoples bounty's and thought it'd be interesting. Also, I'm back in S. Blythville if you guys want to go mall hunting etc. --RRAshley Valentine Fankoo! Yeah, she shot up from 15, bless her! We're not currently in S.Blytheville but we'll be back there soon enough... ;o) -- Crystal C-Kids You Guys... ... are fucking whores and sit if you ever cross the cpm we will totally fuck you up emo junkie. so go fuck marilyn manson and his hiv positive dog you satan fuckers. and another thing go fuck yourself -- Rober e killer And a *very* good day to you too, sir... who or what is the cpm? -- Crystal C-Kids The communist party of malton whore -- Rober e killer The Malton whore has her own party? I had no idea your mother is so political. -- Unhappydisgustingwow The Malton communist Whore party? Aha, I just lol'd. That'd be a weird sight to see. -- --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | Your Group... ... is in very bad taste and generally gay. Well that is about it, have a nice day -- Airborne88T|Z.Quiz|PSS Speaking of gay things that you do not enjoy the taste of, has your father started washing his cock before he stuffs it in your mouth to suck clean, or do you still have to taste the smegma and shite accumulated whilst he's fucking your arse? --Unhappydisgustingwow The answer to your question is no. But I a sorry if you are speaking from personnel experience. You know, they are doing wonders with medication these days. -- Airborne88T|Z.Quiz|PSS So, the answer to the question is 'no' and so you admit to all of the above and your father does not even have the decency to wash it. It's good to know that you have come to terms with it enough to be so honest. Don't worry, because it'll be better for you one day. One day your dad will die and it'll just be your grandfather, uncles and your strap-on clad mother pounding your frail rectum into haemorrhoid-strafed oblivion. -- Unhappydisgustingwow Huh. I just assumed you all were looking for attention. *Airborne gives you attention* (edit-not blink now) Oh wow look! There is lint on the floor! Wow!! I gotta go. -- Airborne88T|Z.Quiz|PSS Rule #37 of arguing on the Teh Internets: If you can't think of a decent comeback, just walk away. Failure to adopt this rule almost always leaves you looking like a bit of a tit. -- Crystal C-Kids Oh, I forgot I was arguing here. I guess the reason I am having trouble generating witty responses is because I am not really offended at all. I thought it was kinda funny everyone else got so upset so I put up the weakest verbal attack possible ---> "bad taste and gay" I was more poking fun of everyone else than your group. Plus, I see you are shaping up into an actual group (not one person who made a taboo page for attention). Sorry, I can try and be offended if you'd like. It would take some effort but I think I can manage it. Nice new signature BTW. --Airborne88T|Z.Quiz|PSS 05:04, 8 April 2008 (BST) I did wonder. Well, in that case I retract all of my above statements (mostly so I can recycle them for future arguments, but the thought still counts, amirite?). --Unhappydisgustingwow 05:16, 8 April 2008 (BST) *Airborne unplugs the blinking text* No need for that anymore.. (blinking text was the meanest thing I could think of). Oh sure I understand, the thought is still there. I am packing away my blinking text only next time it will be hot pink or maybe neon green. Well that was kinda fun, your page is looking petty good. I will be dropping in from time to time. Cya. --Airborne88T|Z.Quiz|PSS 05:40, 8 April 2008 (BST) Alliance Request Hello We Are The_Great_Taboo We Are Pkers That Wanna Destroy Maltons innocent Survivors and cause havoc cause we can anyway im Rotten Zerg You may Of Heard Of Me In Yagoton. Im The Leader Of This Group Please post back for an alliance --Rotten zerg 10:36, 19 July 2008 (BST) Sure, if you guys are honest PKers, I don't see why not. The city needs more killers. --Unhappydisgustingwow 01:36, 13 October 2008 (BST) The Great Suburb Group Massacre Group Active? Request. In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days. Currently the suburb in question is Yagoton but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Adavastor 21:02, 28 July 2008 (BST) We tour the city, so we never remain in one suburb for long. So no, we aren't active in Yagoton. --JaredTalk SPA CK 23:26, 29 July 2008 (BST) Hmmm Well, I registered at your forum, but by the time it get approved this may be a moot point. Since your last turn * Jacobean Mugatu+ killed Gore Corper. (4 hours and 13 minutes ago) * Jacobean Mugatu+ said "Gore Corper was a Kill on Sight member of the PKer group Columbine Kids." (4 hours and 13 minutes ago) * Jacobean Mugatu+ said "You guys are lucky he didn't get to you." (4 hours and 12 minutes ago) Gee, I feel so safe now knowing he's protecting me. *rolls eyes* The CKs are on our DNR list for the duration of the School Shooting Tour, but I cannot abide stupid kills. If Gore Corper will stand at Nicols Avenue, a revive will be forthcoming in short order. --Violet Begonia Dean MCM MOB 23:35, 20 August 2008 (BST) Alliance Looking for allies. I'm still building my group, but whatever. It will be a PKer group that supports the HAT policy, and that goes against the DEM. If your interested, here's a link to the group page: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Skorpions So you guys are, like, PKer rebels from the '50s? COOL! I've seen Back to the Future, like, at LEAST twelve times. Well, okay, not all the way through because my ADHD starts to kick in and my therapist says that's why I set fire to those cats, but anyway, it's all good. We can totally be rebels together, man. --Unhappydisgustingwow 01:36, 13 October 2008 (BST)

You....

FUCKING FAGGOTS! BUTTFUCK FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKERS! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL 4 TEH EMO GAYNESS U NASTY BITCHES!.....

Just noticed no one has commented and ranted on you guys for awhile, and I was starting to miss the hilarious shit that came out of people's mouths. Keep pissing off everybody, I love it--PFC 23:50, 20 December 2008 (UTC)