Talk:The Spanish Inquisition

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Hey que cuentan? siguen activos?--(x)Alvaromesa^{Talk | Bacardi |MPD | Malton Public Radio} 15:21, 15 April 2009 (BST)

TSI is active and engaged in anti-Zombigensian crusades in Vinetown and to some extent also Pegton and other neighbouring parishes. TSI is not to be confused with The Other Spanish Inquisition, who were rubbish, unable to spell 'Inquisition', and probably defunct now anyway.--Mallrat 07:43, 24 July 2009 (BST)

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18:53, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Yes, we continue to spread the word of Revivalism, as directed by Pope Brian XIII. Amen! --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 16:37, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Pking

Since when did you become a pking group? --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Errrm, we're no' a PKing group: read tha handy wee group page fae an explanation o whit we dae, pal.

It involves tekkin oot the trash, hereticks an assorted scumbags wha try tae pollute an corrupt oor fair parish o Vintoon an environs. That includes numpties like any o tha tedious SillyLillyPilly clones wha are a self-confessed PKing group (stated aim "To PK everybody, silly!"), and butthurt wee nonces like Rufus Vanzant wha try tae 'defend' these scruffily dressed hippy chicks wi their poor hygiene an wairse moral standards.

That just leaves removin rotten, zergin griefers like Blair and his many alts as well as tha unamusin prepubescent fart-obsessives known as CAR. End o sermon. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:15, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Well the Rogues Gallery says other wise, This is one of your members is it not? --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:27, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Darn the Rogues Gallery for being down at this time. But if you were to look through each of your members, when the Rogues Gallery is up, you will find at least 4 of your men have been killing innocent people, yourself included Mick [Editor's note: all of these were reported by one person: Rufus himself, after TSI members exacted punishment on Rufus for PKing Mick]. So honestly this time, when did you all become PKers?--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 01:35, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Tha Rogues Gallery has been full o sh!te ever since the RRF (Gore Corpers in partick'lar) made a point o reportin every time wan o thurr wee numpties got tekken doon by a survivor wha actually wants tae survive, not help tha zombies. Jist imagine! We kill tha killers, they can report uz if they want, "Waaah waaah waaaah waaaah," big feckin deal. Frankly we take the Rogues Gallery wi a wee pinch o salt an I advise ye tae dae tha same.

As fae reportin auld Mick tae RG fae killin a SillyLillyPilly, Rufus, if ye really think either runnin or defendin a character called SillyLillyPilly wha plays fae a Pathetic Bill Tribute Band isn't askin fae trouble anywhurr in Vinetoon, think again: and then feck aff anyway, we don't care. An' naw, oor Pope will no' be apologisin'. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:25, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Well since it seems you and your men cannot even let survivors survive anymore I am surprised you haven't just full on converted to PKing because I have not hit one of your men in weeks and I think if this keeps up your men will be KOS and happily hunted by BHers so either 1) your murders of me and my friends stop or 2) your men become up there on the lists of BHers who want to kill PKing scum who will hit survivors who try to help your suburb out. So make your choice, and I am not asking for an apology from your obviously full of shit pope, I just wish to live long enough to finish what I came there for in the first place.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:48, 29 March 2010 (BST)

"Waaah waaah waaaah waaaah."--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:02, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Well see now that's not nice, very immature, and making you look more stupid than that accent of yours. I mean sure you probably go through hell trying to "stay in character," but when your accent just doesn't quite fit where you say you are from, you might as well give it up. But also I guess I have my answer. Good choice because I wanted something to do, because sometimes this city has just gotten too dull. See you on the battle field Mick, also tell whichever of your guys that claims that I was "pretending to be part of the DSS" that I was really part of the DSS until I decided to solo against a bunch of accented PKers.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:48, 30 March 2010 (BST)

awww, are the poor pker group getting upset?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:59, 30 March 2010 (BST)

You see, the rogue gallery confuses me. If he's killed and been reported, why is his Bounty 0? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:02, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Which one were you looking up? He may have been claimed. Also there is a backlog of reports, many of the newer reports haven't been added. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:04, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Because yes. -- Rahrah is not too happy about another dead lexicon. 22:06, 30 March 2010 (BST) (Silly edit conflict. Twice. Thrice.)

Mick. I'll go and ask Lois. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:05, 30 March 2010 (BST)

I see what you mean.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:07, 30 March 2010 (BST)

RG seems quite bugged at the minute. Ill look into it more tomorrow. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:39, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Wha's callin ma accent stupid? Pegtonian is a UNESCO Heritage Accent ah'll huv ye knaw! Besides, ah'm no' tha wan wha disnae appear tae realise that Urban Deid is oanly a wee game, am I? Fae feck's sake, Rufus, ask SillyLillyPIlly if yous can huv ye baws back an quit yer beelin'.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:13, 31 March 2010 (BST)

Don't worry the gallery is all fixed now take a look. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:34, 31 March 2010 (BST)

Anyone have a clue what the hell that man just said? All I got was mine and Lilly's name and something about his accent and game...I am hopelessly confused...--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:54, 31 March 2010 (BST)

"I am hopelessly confused" - Aye, indeed ye are, pal. Meanwhile it appears honest peepul are no' exac'ly queuein up tae bounty hunt auld Mick fae huvvin killed a SillyLillyPilly clone. Ah can oanly hope ye feel better fae knawin it's on record that Mick did Vinetoon that wee favour. Guid luck reachin puberty, Rufus!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 17:15, 1 April 2010 (BST)

Oh haha straight to the puberty jokes? really it went from calling me a baby and crying over a game to puberty joke please to god tell me your jokes get better with time and not worse...Wine vs Milk? which is is Mick? Now I think human beings hit puberty at least before the age(hint the square root of the square root of 104976). So I have obviously hit puberty. I am still growing though because men grow until they are 22. ;) --No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:36, 1 April 2010 (BST)

Ah may huv tha Pegtonian accent, but yous tha wan that toks constant sh!te. Ah huv serious doots aboot ye physical and mental health no matter whit age yous are. Ah wull remember yous in ma prayers an' as ah dae my rosary.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 03:45, 2 April 2010 (BST)

Oh ok whatever that means. You guys might want to invest some time into reclaiming the mall, you know since you guys are pro survivor and what not. Don't leave all the work to the "PKer" now.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:06, 2 April 2010 (BST)

Guid tae see ye admit ye PKing guilt - tha first step tae redemption. As it happens a few of us huv jist died defending Goodford PD fra tha heretickal zombie hordes, thank yiz fae askin. Tha mall isn't tha only place in Vintoon ye knaw, ye wee bampot. When ye huv mair spiritual enlightenment ye wull realise this fae yesel'.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 21:02, 3 April 2010 (BST)

Well untill you admit your guilt, I'm afraid to say you can't be redeemed.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:08, 3 April 2010 (BST)

Well since I didn't admit to PKing and have never PKed anyone who didn't PK, I am not a PKer. I was more quoting you in a sarcastic manner. See the difference? I am not a PKer but I was using your words as a joke. Also you don't have to "huv mair spiritual enlightenment" to realize there are more buildings in a suburb a blind person can tell you a 2x2 building cannot take up a 10x10 suburb.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 01:29, 4 April 2010 (BST)

Well, thanks yous fae tha laffs Michaleson an Rufus, ye are truly world class numpties, like Bert an Ernie wi'oot tha funny shaped heids. Ah am well aware o what " " means, an am delighted tae find oot that young Master Rufus knaws tha difference between 2x2 an 10x10, at this rate world domination is but a step away fae yiz. Meanwhile Mick disnae appear tae be being hunted doon by tha Vintoon masses, in fact they seem more intent on healin me after my latest unfortunate zombie encounter. Amen tae nurses bearin ointments! Noo aff ye go boys, hold hands if ye want tae.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:52, 5 April 2010 (BST)

And his name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:50, 5 April 2010 (BST)

So, non-PKing Rufus with th' unintentionally hilarious photo on his user page, whit shuid we make o this frank admission o yiz on ye user page - "Well I have decided to just kill. Anyone and everyone." That does sound rather like a wee PKer tokkin, does it no'? C'mon, pal, 'fess up tae ye fav'rite priest, ye knaw ye want tae get it aff ye wee chest!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:51, 5 April 2010 (BST)

Well if you knew anything you moronic lump, you would see the date of the updates to my page. No I have had enough with fucking morons like the ones who fill vinetown. So the RDD and requested I join them. Glad you can at least read, now lets get the writing down. Should we make a translation page for your rubbish accent or just make a words most commonly misspelled by Mick? Oh by the way yes I am NOW a PKer--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 23:52, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Ah simply speak in dialect wi' an ivver-so-slight accent, yous tha wan wha actually cannae spell or punctuate. PS please moderate ye language, Pope Brian XIII disapproves o swearin'. Enjoy bein a member of yet another group till they get embarrassed to huv ye, or tired o ye pathetic bleatin'. Go safely noo. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:10, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Ha! Ha Ha! Glad I noticed all this stuff. Wow! You sir are one funny guy! Feckin' awesome. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 22:16, 7 April 2010 (BST)

If ye enjoyed that wee battle of wits against a couple of unarmed men, ye'll love tha wan aboot griefin - see tha link tae ma tok page below. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:47, 8 April 2010 (BST)

Hows it going on the eastern front?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:13, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Good Grief

As it's strictly relevant more to Mick than TSI as a whole, and to allow more space for the fun and games, this discussion has been moved to Mick's Tok Page. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 22:01, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Hi from DSS

Hey. This is Sophie from DSS. I just thought of dropping by since we recently moved into Pegton to help with rebuilding chores there. The place looks in fairly decent shape already, though, so we may move on soon in our quest for adrenaline. But anyway, while we're there, if you think we could be of any help to you, say with with revives or repairs or whatnot, just let us know what and where. Keep up the good work, lads. Oh hey, Mick, you may not remember me, but I've always been a fan of yours :) -Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 09:05, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Och, auld Mick's blushin tha noo. Sure makes a welcome change fra bein abused by wee numpties like tha halfwits above. We huv some cardinals at wairk in Pegton, repairing, recading an healin oor flock. If ye cuid dae a revival run or twa between the nearby NTs (Rowcliffe, Maver etc) and the Dinovan RP, that wuid be great. There's also a fair bit o regular repair wairk needed in northern Vintoon, fra Gelasius Hospital an St John's Cathedral (oor parish centre) tae Mitchem Mall. We wairk closely wi MERCY so consider them oor closest allies an help oot wi them as ye dae wi us. A few peepul huv taken tae abusin TSI's guid name too, so if ye hav spraycans handy please help remove tha offensive tags an replace wi summat inspirin' or helpful. Ah look forward tae seein ye aroond. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:49, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Sophie, please don't encourage him. We've had enough trouble with his getting big headed, going on drunken binges, and getting restraining orders against us from zombies who get unnecessarily roughed up. - Malodorous Monk 11:57, 18 April 2010 (BST)

St John's Classic Rock

The Vinetown DJ's verdict on Aidan Furry:

1. "Hello Vinetown, it is St. John Classic Rock Station" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
2. 26.34 MHz: "The message for today: mister Aidan Fury [sic] is no good at" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
3. 26.34 MHz: "grammar. What a shame, I almost long for the time when" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
4. 26.34 MHz: "murderers had style... But, well, the world moves on, and we" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
5. 26.34 MHz: "can not stop it." (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
6. 26.34 MHz: "And the song for today is about killing... Those old killers" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
7. 26.34 MHz: "of West who had style, not some wimpy zombie infestation" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
8. 26.34 MHz: "spawns like mentioned mister Aidan".

--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:06, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Ciao, Inquisitore

Not knowing about the gang war?!?! Why, I delivered the message personally to your vaunted leader McManix! It seems however I was not understood. I am, alas, not a part of EVIL, as Malodorous Monk has assumed, but one of the Thugs of Malton. Our delightful little family has recently moved to Vinetown, and we look forward to working with you in the future.

Yours truly, Jason Corleone

And remember...it's business, not personal. Arrivederci.

Och, luiks like another we pr!ck wants tae make a name fae himself by tekkin us oan. Well, pal, yous no tha furrst an ye'll no be tha last, but ye may have competition when it comes tae bein tha lamest tae huv challenged uz. Fae uz it's no business either, it's papal orders. If yous lucky we may even take furrther notice of yous, as ye appear desperate fae attention.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 15:29, 26 June 2010 (BST)

I hate to tell you bub,... but between Our buddies, the Thugs of Malton,... the Sisters of Death,... and of course... my favorite group of all time... you seem to be heading towards the hills. Bunch of scared little kids, who've done pissed all down the front of their robes... awe, what a shame... come out and face us! -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 03:29, 29 June 2010 (BST)

Tha's whit they said aboot yon Iraqi an Afghani insurgencies. Awa' n grow hair on ye plums ye wee bairn.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:31, 2 July 2010 (BST)

ZERGing

Coming from a group that has a reputation for zerging, malodorous monk has a lot of nerve constantly accusing me of it. He really ought to chill with the false accusations. --Charlie Rock 21:28, 13 July 2010 (BST)

Thats funny. Care to point out ANYWHERE TSI are accused of zerging. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:33, 13 July 2010 (BST)

Turnabout = Fair Play --Charlie Rock 22:16, 14 July 2010 (BST)

In other words, one of us killed your Upchuck zombie and mentioned his zerging suspicions in-game, so you post under ZERGing (read "Waaaah waaaah waaaah") in big letters on our talk page. Shall we come round and smear your page with lies, just for the record? If you really want Turnabout = Fair Play, you'd do it in-game not here.

Charlie by name, charlie by nature!

--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 06:46, 15 July 2010 (BST)

Yes, because ZOMBIES CAN TALK IN GAME! Use your brain, mallrat, get some use out of it, because I am going to be eating it soon. --Charlie Rock 08:50, 1 August 2010 (BST)

Zombies can, actually, speak quite beautifully. --VVV ^RPMBG 09:01, 1 August 2010 (BST)

I lulzed at this. From what I can see TSI nip any zerging in the bud as soon as it occurs (eg: oldscumdog not knowing the game "guidelines" - that was a wee way back"). However zerging accusations are such fical things these days as the term is thrown about worse than "EMO" or "butthurt". When the PBTB was in the area some time back we noticed a sudden surge of random players shooting us. Was it zerging ? Probably not. Like us, you might just have to realise that people simply dont like you--EmPathetic Bill 11:03, 1 August 2010 (BST)

Oh dear, Charlie. You had two weeks to compose a reply and still managed to balls it up, as TripleU points out. My zombie has mocked and eaten quite a few zargar bargarz.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:51, 1 August 2010 (BST)

ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT THE TSI

Ive been daily protecting Mitchem mall since finding refuge there and made the place my home. After the BB3, your inquisition has rescued me many times. Somehow i would be at the corner of the NW part of the game and still have members rescued me time and time again. I have been on rogue mission killing pkers. I heard the inquistion fell to danger and came back to Vinetown. After being attacked I became a "heritic" seeking purification from the TSI when i finally reached the gates but your group was no where in sight. After 2 months of being at your RP next to the church i was revived AGAIN by a TSI member that vanished. I was still infected and came to rest in a building with 3hp for many days. Then a member of some "youth group" with a 4 letter acronym rescued me with FAK. He stated that was all he could do and left with the words "god bless" and "amen". Im here to permanently help. Tell me where you are, how to find you, how to join you. - Gogomouse

"The TSI" = "The The Spanish Inquisition". 06:07, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Hullo thurr wee Gogomouse, we huv indeed seen yous many times among tha fair churches, cathedral an mall o oor beloved Parish an ah'm glad oor efforts huv been noted. However, as oor group page indicates, yous huvtae be a cardinal afore ye can join TSI, so ye'll need tae embrace the comforting and voluminous Bosom of Holy Mother Churrrrch, join a seminary, an spend many years in 1. contemplation 2. weapons training 3. TSI's Heretick Torture Academy afore ye can join. (In other wurrds, TSI disnae recruit. Sorry pal.) We look forward tae continuing tae help an fight alongside yous as an ally, however.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 09:08, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Noted, I have repaird, caded, and put a generator with fuel in Maver building in Edgecomb. Suprisingly a lot of ppl have now used it as a refuge. Please come find me there so that we may add eachother on our mobiles. If the church or its members ever come into harms way then i will be there as an outside member until you find my services rendered. Until then i will be participating in the protection of your holy grounds. --Gogomouse 03:21, 22 August 2010 (BST)

Thanks fae tha help, Gogomouse. We dinnae use mobile phones but we'll keep an eye oot fae yous as we dae oor parish roonds.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 12:48, 22 August 2010 (BST)

REQUESTING TSI URGENT

Oh my god. I've been pushed to somwhere called Shearbank. But something is wrong here. VERY WRONG. They are coming and taking us one by one. Its not Pkers or heritics. Its something else! They came in and screamed they needed blood. I thought it was BS but they are coming in and killing people with one bite. They have names and they talk! How is this possible!? Humans are biting and killing in one bite! Its some guy named Count Vlad. I witnessed him doing this personally in the event history. He's taken a screen shot of the people he was killing and i was in that room. HE has people with him. I found his nest in Lokketside. I AM REQUESTING TSI ASSISTANCE. I know its not your area. But something is seriosuly upper cased #*$#$! HE takes no damage. Im just one girl. I cant do it alone but m going to go check where they stay. Please. Please come to shearbank! Im not making this up!! --Gogomouse 23:08, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Hullo Gogomouse, interestin' tale o vampires but as ye say it's no' oor area an' Pope Brian is aboot tae visit uz here so we cannae jist up an' leave tae wander aboot, speshly no' if it involves Shearbank as St Luke's is a whole other diocese. Lockettside is miles awa' fra Vintoon n Shearbank n aw. Guid luck though pal, try eatin garlic sandwiches.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:22, 16 September 2010 (BST)

KEEPING IN TOUCH

Hello again. I just wanted to keep in touch with TSI since you were my inspiration to step up my fighting spirit so long ago. Last we spoke was the events above. I investigated his hideout and discontinued my hunt but for refrence, look up the order of dracula when u get bored. This will prove that i did not "have demons" from how the old world use to say it. Ill give u an update on how i have been doing and i hope to know how the TSI have been doing as well against the tainted zombies. When i was tracking my target i ran into a resistance military called the SOC. They were a group that was picking up survivors all around the western half of malton in hopes to make a counter offensive before the red zone reached the western area. I became a recruit among many members. Since then we have had problems because of the loss of officers on the battlefield and by belaying orders, i took it upon myself to rescue a group of soldiers 2 days north of our set mission location. I was facing a dismissal but one of the officers found it too heartbreaking considering the situation. Since then the team i rescued have been following my direct orders although i was just a recruit only. me and the 3 others formed a 4 man unit that proven ourselvs time and again. Officers have also acknowledged my ability to change tactics and adjust to situations almost instantaniously. basically the 4 of us has done more than 30 of them thru coordination and was effective enough to take 5 times the amount of areas within half the time and with no casualties whatsoever, even deviating from the mission to revive full members in lightning time. I was then commisioned to full membership and was immediately comssioned as special operation forces captain for the team. My team of 4 was one of the vital elements that allowed eastonwood to be completley reclaimed since every building was destroyed. As of now i can not give details of my mission but i am currently involved in secret black operations within the western grid of malton and only the highest officers in charge even know what goes on with us. We mostly recieve an order and a list of missions and act almost independently compared the main force. They even had to nominate a specific officer for special operations director to be the only one allowed to give us orders. Other then that as i stated once we get that mission from the director i am fully in charge of the team to carry the missions on my list out and do it in record time.

I just wanted to tell you how i have been doing and someday hope to take R&R back in vinetown. If i ever get the chance i hope the church welcomes me with open arms since the first point i will be visiting is the church there. and you know which one im talking "aboot"