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Unanswered UD questions

• What are the outdoor search odds?
• What is the damage rate when attacking a generator with wine or beer?
• What are the most AP-efficient, or the most effective, tactics for survivors? for zombies? for death cultists?
• Are high-TRP-density regions like the SSZ better for survivors, or does the resulting attraction to zombies outweigh this?
• What is the start date of Misconbitragnarok? Is an apocalyptic end to the wiki still probable, or have we moved into a heat death situation?
• Will Kevan update the game? What updates are most likely to occur?

EMR to DL formulae

(#) = Suburbs as of Feb 10, 2016 // c = contradictory(?)

Infrastructure Intact Number of Zombies 0 or 10- ~12 ~20 or ~24 ~30 + A or B rating Safe (17) Safe Safe MD C+ "several" Safe (16) Safe MD MD C- "a few" Safe (5)* Safe MD MD D or F rating GT (1) GT MD Dang	Minor Damage: **- Number of Zombies 0 or 10- ~12 ~20 or ~24 ~30 + A or B rating Safe (5)* MD (2) MD (2) Dang C+ "several" Safe (11)* MD (2) MD (1) Dang C- "a few" GT (12)** MD Dang Dang D or F rating GT (3) GT Dang Dang
Heavy Damage: *-- Number of Zombies 0 or 10- ~12 ~20 or ~24 ~30 + A or B rating MD MD Dang VD C+ "several" MD (2) Dang Dang (1) VD C- "a few" GT (2)*** Dang (3) Dang (1) VD D or F rating GT (4) GT Dang (1) VD	Wasteland: --- Number of Zombies 0 or 10- ~12 ~20 or ~24 ~30 + A or B rating c c c c C+ "several" c? c? c? c? C- "a few" GT GT VD VD D or F rating GT (8) GT (1) GT VD

Comments: *One or two currently listed as Moderately Dangerous; possibly one listed as Ghost Town. **One or two currently listed as Safe. ***One currently listed as Dangerous.

Just storing

MHSstaff said:

Great Fire Article, it's me. You said you would change. You said you would leave behind that slutty ALiM banner, and give yourself fully to me. I want you babe. I want things to be like they were before, when you said you would be the only article in my life, and we could finally experience true love. The kind of love that is only possible on a dying MMO browser game and wiki. Well fine. Go run back to your banner. Whore.

TripleU

A poem/short essay by User:TripleU on July 4, 2013, which I'm storing here:

"Without the players support it will become a quick, and impotent failure." - What an accurate prediction.
It's quite possible that no one will ever look at this page again, ever. The depression of watching UD die perfectly mirrors watching zombies slowly wipe out mankind.
The wiki is full of a rich history that a dwindling few are still around to remember. It catalogs buildings that may soon be ruined or repaired for the last time.
Malton is dying, and taking us all with it. Just like in a zombie apocalyse, it's only a matter of time until the city sits empty, devoid of human life.
When Malton is empty, it shall quietly remain, only remaining, empty and silent, until nature retakes it and the servers shut down.
Death is not the terrible thing. Interest in a game always dies. The terrible thing is extinction. All of our intrests shall die, and all humanity will be lost to Malton.
We who still remain remain in a city where there are more buildings than there are survivors. That fact will never be untrue again.
So here we are, us few who remain, watching each other get scrubbed out of Malton. We remain for no long term purpose. We only remain, for what little time remains.

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