UDWiki:Administration/Sysop Archives/Spiderzed/2013-02-04 Bureaucrat Promotion

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Election Space

The next election (assuming we have no demotions or resignations) will begin on January 21, 2013. —Aichon— 23:08, 24 October 2012 (BST)

Start Time: 00:22, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

Finish Time: 00:22, 04 February 2013 (UTC)

—Aichon— 19:03, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

Eligible Candidates

Karek

1. A ZOMBIE ANT 02:55, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

   The guy you didn't support as a sysops gets your support as a crat? Flip-flop! --Thadeous Oakley Talk 09:45, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

   Aichon has enough reason and logic for two human beings. So that leaves the last spot and I could really use something fun to watch. A ZOMBIE ANT 11:16, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

2. -- boxy 10:47, 21 January 2013 (BST)
3. While I think Spider has probably been the best sysop among the candidates these last few months (more even-keeled and active than Karek; more experienced (and willing to vote for others :P) than Shortround), I tend to think that Karek would be a better 'crat. Honestly, Karek and I are about as different as they get. He and I disagree a lot...which is exactly why I think this would work and what I think we could use. Since Bureaucrats only really have the power to veto decisions, deadlocks get avoided while dissenting concerns still get raised. Win-win. Plus, whereas I'm mostly seeking to maintain or return things to the status quo most of the time (i.e. a path that eventually leads to stagnation), Karek tends not to be, which is something we could use. Spider is a good guy, but I can't shake the feeling that if I voted for him, I'd primarily be doing it as a reward for being the best sysop, rather than because he'd be best in the role. —Aichon— 21:45, 21 January 2013 (UTC)
4. Karek has been around the longest and has a strict way of thinking. His seen what kind of sysops work and which don't, so he'd be a good crat.--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 22:25, 21 January 2013 (UTC)
5. Sometimes I get logged out somehow and I just kind of not come back until it randomly shows as logged in again. I have no way of explaining how it happens nor do I care. Also, you guys don't have to put spaces after the pound sign.--SA 20:01, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
6. If Shortround doesn't believe in himself anymore, I'm forced to pick the lesser of the 2 weevils.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 06:24, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
7. I've returned very briefly only to maintain this election as a tie. OK. I'm done. See ya in a few months, UDWiki! PS: I've already got my next account lined up. ;D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:56, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

   What a fucking surprise. 03:05, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

   I hope an 'op checkusers all of the new accounts until they find out which one is yours. And then I hope they accidentally let it slip in an email to another user by accident.--SA 13:19, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

   Don't worry. Not like it won't be half obvious. A ZOMBIE ANT 03:10, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

   Pfft. It's not like getting around CheckUser is hard. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 13:00, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

   True, I still have an alt I used to multi-vote like a cunt that no one ever found. :3 --SA 14:54, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

8. Coercive election? How can I resist?! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 23:52, 31 January 2013 (UTC)
9. Zug zug. (What Revenant said) The Grimch 00:01, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

karke for udwiki overlord !!! --hagnat 02:46, 4 February 2013 (UTC) voting had concluded

Shortround

Rage against the machine! --Shortround }.{ My Contributions 01:53, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

can u self vote? very tacky.--User:Sexualharrison05:58, 21 January 2013

Yeah its in teh rules. ~ _{06:02, 21 January 2013 (UTC)}

Read the voting FAQ... "Can I vote for myself? If you are a sysop and eligible for voting, you can vote for yourself." --hagnat 02:46, 4 February 2013 (UTC)

thanks old news... and learn how to indent.--User:Sexualharrison04:24, 4 February 2013

I don't know who you are enough to dislike you. --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 07:33, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

1. Iäh! Iäh! Short-Niggurath, black spambot of the woods! -- Spiderzed█ 17:46, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

Spiderzed

For the record, I don't plan to withdraw, and feel not just most likely, but also ready and willing to pick up the mantle. -- Spiderzed█ 18:12, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

1. Ross has expressed multiple times no desire to run, so Spiderzed has the best remaining combination of experience and activity. Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 00:59, 21 January 2013 (UTC)
2. Speederzid. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:42, 21 January 2013 (UTC)
3. box who?--User:Sexualharrison05:44, 21 January 2013
4. so what would happen if you all withdrew? ~ _{16:25, 21 January 2013 (UTC)}

   I win. —Aichon— 17:38, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

   Aichon coup without all that nasty misconduct. ~ _{18:09, 21 January 2013 (UTC)}

   Of course, my first act would be to write a policy that allowed us to elect a new Bureaucrat somehow, since it's lonely at the top. —Aichon— 21:48, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

   You should really learn to be more evil. ~ _{00:16, 22 January 2013 (UTC)}

5. I assume Karek has no real interest, and shortround self voted, which is laaaaaaaaaaaaame, so Spiderzed gets my complete and undomesticated support. --Rosslessness 18:45, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

   Eh, I'd do it if voted to it. Much like most things but no, not really. It's never been something I've actively sought out. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 20:34, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

   The thing is I feel spider is a good counter to A. --Rosslessness 18:34, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

6. *Splat!* Petite Fille 12:02, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
7. +1 Spiderzed Gordon 18:39, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
8. I can't vote for Ross. I can't vote for Boxy. What else am I supposed to do? --^A_O^R_D^M_O^P_R^I _! ^T 20:16, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

   You don't vote at all because you're ruining my attempts to create a draw this election. And also delaying my debut of my new account. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:41, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

   Umm...rule #6 at the top? If it's a tie, Karek is going to win unless someone can convince me otherwise before the voting concludes. —Aichon— 21:50, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

   I know that. But at least the final voting results will be a draw. :3 --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:16, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

   I'd totally side with spiderzed. --Rosslessness 20:15, 26 January 2013 (UTC)

   So would I, considering my vote's been invalidated. I couldn't care less either way, all it means is another thing to weigh in on. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 00:22, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

   Are you still "done" and "retired", AH? Just checking because, you know, it seems a little grey now. 20:20, 26 January 2013 (UTC)

   please, please stop A ZOMBIE ANT 00:35, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

9. Yarp. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 21:54, 25 January 2013 (UTC)
10. The Choice of a New Generation.--Alice Gravesend 02:59, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
11. If only to avoid a tie, god knows how retarded the last one went. --Thadeous Oakley Talk 21:20, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

Ineligible Candidates

• Aichon - Current bureaucrat
• Revenant - <12 edits in the last 30 days

  But he's still alive right? --Thadeous Oakley Talk 14:52, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

  AH AM AH ZAMBAH! AHM NAHM NAHM ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 23:48, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

Withdrawn Candidates

Boxy

1. Why would anyone not vote for a box in the bureau? --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 04:36, 21 January 2013 (UTC)
2. Crat4Life. Well sorta. ~ _{05:50, 21 January 2013 (UTC)}

I don't take enough notice of the personalities (or the wiki) to do the job proper, like -- boxy 10:47, 21 January 2013 (BST)

Rosslessness

1. Everyone else are either Douchebags, Unknowns, or work at Best Buy--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 00:39, 21 January 2013 (UTC)
2. Fuck you, buddy. 01:55, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

Candidate expressed a clear desire to not run. —Aichon— 04:16, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

Weirdly today I managed to acquire a new Girlfriend. COINCIDENCE???? --Rosslessness 18:44, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

You probably shouldn't admit to abduction on the internet, I hear they look into that these days. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 19:20, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

This is why UDWiki will always be my first love. --Rosslessness 19:27, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

Ok, I'm glad I wasn't the only one reading it that way. It sounds to me like Ross has a collection of them or something. —Aichon— 19:38, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

I read it like that too. A ZOMBIE ANT 00:51, 4 February 2013 (UTC)

Result

With 11 votes, Spiderzed is the new 'crat. Congratulations to him, and a thank you to Ross for the service he's done the community in filling this role. I'll process things in just a sec. —Aichon— 05:29, 4 February 2013 (UTC)

COBRA!--User:Sexualharrison07:04, 4 February 2013

♪ Spider-crat, spider-crat, does whatever a spidercrat does… ♫ ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 07:08, 4 February 2013 (UTC)

I thank the entire community for the trust it has put into me, and Rosslessness for his many years of faithful and effective service. I am treading in the footsteps of a titan, but I will do my very best to live up to the standards. -- Spiderzed█ 13:27, 4 February 2013 (UTC)

Against --Rosslessness 16:43, 4 February 2013 (UTC)