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Election Space

A new round of bureaucrat elections is called due to The Grimch's demotion and self ban.

This election will run for the standard two week period and will end at 10:30am (GMT) on Thursday 23rd October 2008. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 11:39, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Voting has closed. Cheesey has won! Extra Extra Boxy and Karek defeated in landslide! A new overlord is amongst us, praise be to Cheese! --xoxo 10:35, 23 October 2008 (BST)

An hour and four minutes early J3D? Electoral misconduct! It's Crat George W. Cheese's Florida voting scandal! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 10:45, 23 October 2008 (BST)

Google says its 10:47am in greenwich...apparently not? Heh, it'd be electoral misconduct if anyone managed to swing the verdict now anyway... :P --xoxo 10:47, 23 October 2008 (BST)

Officially there's still just under an hour to go, Greenwich is on BST, not GMT at the moment. My sigs are always on the same timezone if you need the reference. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 10:55, 23 October 2008 (BST)

Greenwich isn't on GMT?? Has the world gone topsy turvy? --xoxo 10:56, 23 October 2008 (BST)

Although Greenwich Mean Time is still the world standard (Zulu), Greenwich the place is on British Summer Time with the rest of the Motherland. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 11:13, 23 October 2008 (BST)

Sigh, when i take over the world the first thing to go will be daylight savings, the scourge of the earth i say! --xoxo 11:27, 23 October 2008 (BST)

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HA!! =D My first act with my new power is to take over the wiki and... Nah I'm just shitting you. I'll be good. O=) Promise. -- Cheese 23:50, 23 October 2008 (BST)

what? Fuck that then... I'm starting a misconduct case NOW ;) Conndraka^{mod TAZM CFT} 00:28, 24 October 2008 (BST)

Eligible Candidates

The candidates are as follows:

Boxy

1. 4 more years! --People's Commissar Hagnat ^talk 12:22, 9 October 2008 (BST)
2. GARBL --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 14:11, 9 October 2008 (BST)
3. I don't think it'd be wise to have two brand new 'crats. --Midianian^{|T|T:S|C:RCS|} 15:55, 9 October 2008 (BST)

   Why change horses in midstream? --xoxo 23:33, 9 October 2008 (BST)

4. We <3 Boxy. :) -- Cheese 17:09, 9 October 2008 (BST)
5. Would prefer someone knowledgeable but really, anyone is fine. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 18:42, 9 October 2008 (BST)
6. Boxy is super. --Toejam 19:56, 9 October 2008 (BST)
7. Awesome people for decent sysops, and jesus, please god, don't let fucking cheeseman get cratship--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 00:03, 10 October 2008 (BST)
8. Boxy for me... I still think he deserves a break but now is not the time to have totally new blood at the helm! --Honestmistake 02:28, 10 October 2008 (BST)
9. --WanYao 07:10, 10 October 2008 (BST)
10. I concur with the Gnome's sentiment of "anyone is fine". Boxy is comes first alphabetically, therefore he receives my vote. --Kikashie ^{Read the Dispatch!} 05:31, 11 October 2008 (BST)
11. Boxy looks like a great and fair chap, and yeah I agree with him: STOP THE STUPID SUGGESTIONS! Angusburger 19:10, 11 Ocober 2008

    What the fuck are you on and where can i get some? --xoxo 03:02, 19 October 2008 (BST)

    Salvia and you can - OMFG THE TEA KETTLE IS MADE OF LITTLE BRICKS... MIDGET BRICKS... WTF--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 03:12, 19 October 2008 (BST)

12. I feel unclean.--Karek^maps?! 02:04, 12 October 2008 (BST)
13. more --~~~~ [talk] 08:28, 12 October 2008 (BST)
14. good luck --McWaffle♥ 15:27, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Karek

I'll be back very shortly. A week at most. Just thought I'd chime in incase people were wondering if I'd left or not, I haven't.--Karek^maps?! 09:07, 11 October 2008 (BST)

1. Karek gets the DonTickles bump (which I'm sure will produce a veritable FLOOD of other votes!). --DonTickles 02:26, 10 October 2008 (BST)
2. Karek gets the Galaxy125 hump (which I'm sure will produce a veritable FLOOD of ejaculate!). -- Galaxy125 05:55, 10 October 2008 (BST)
3. Karek Karek Karek, Rah Rah Rah! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 01:06, 11 October 2008 (BST)
4. Yes Onions. Karek knows them. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:44, 11 October 2008 (BST)
5. yes so what happen to make The Grimch leave?----Sexualharrison 14:46, 13 October 2008 (BST)

   This--Karek^maps?! 15:06, 13 October 2008 (BST)

6. Yes Best option. --Insomniac By Choice 12:19, 15 October 2008 (BST)
7. Frankly, my third choice during this election. --Funt Solo ^QT 16:13, 17 October 2008 (BST)
8. Vouch - One wonders why the people who voted for withdrawn candidates were not informed. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 12:58, 22 October 2008 (BST)

   Coz someone's gotta do the informing, and they might be suspect of who your vote'd be forwarded to...agendas iscariot, always agendas...--xoxo 13:11, 22 October 2008 (BST)

Krazy Monkey

1. Whoo! Nick number one fan!! Love you long time!--Nallan (Talk) 11:47, 9 October 2008 (BST)
2. You taste delicious! May i have another? --xoxo 11:48, 9 October 2008 (BST)
3. Hells yeah. also, lolgrim--CyberRead240 12:09, 9 October 2008 (BST)
4. You got my vote. --Haliman - Talk 12:54, 9 October 2008 (BST)
5. Cheeseman FTW. -- Atticus Rex ^{mfu pif} Δ 14:49, 9 October 2008 (BST)
6. I am going along in an attempt to bribe ; )--MisterGame 14:54, 9 October 2008 (BST)
7. - User:Whitehouse 15:00, 9 October 2008 (BST)
8. --Pdeq^{Talk[[Signature Race|*]} 17:57, 9 October 2008 (BST)
9. Always has my vote! Cheese plus AHLG as crats would be teh awesome!--SirArgo ^Talk 18:41, 9 October 2008 (BST)
10. Only because this reminds me of the 2006 congressional election.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 20:12, 9 October 2008 (BST)
11. second time in a month. go cheese.--'BP^Tmz 21:03, 9 October 2008 (BST)
12. hoo-ra Conndraka^{mod TAZM CFT} 21:51, 9 October 2008 (BST)
13. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 22:51, 9 October 2008 (BST)
14. Yep. -Janus Abernathy 23.03, 9 October 2008 (BST)
15. I think AHLG and Cheese will be a nice change. Let's see what they can do.--– Nubis ^NWO 00:54, 10 October 2008 (BST)
16. Check! --Blackboard 15:32, 10 October 2008 (BST)
17. As the Randoms are the breathing wing of the RRF (ZOMBIE SPY PANCAKES!) I'm voting for Cheeseman. --Papa Moloch 01:10, 11 October 2008 (BST)
18. Yus! I lieks. Papa reason.--Drawde ^{Talk To Me! DORIS Яed Яum Defend Ridleybonk! I know Nothing!} 12:37, 11 October 2008 (BST)
19. yeah. --Jasonjason 20:01, 11 October 2008 (BST)

    Karek is too strict and Boxy is too lenient. Better the devil I don't know, in this case. I would say this, though: Cheese (aka Krazy Monkey) has a tendency to jump to rulings and then (when criticised by more experienced sysops) say something along the lines of "yeah, you're probably right, I'll be more careful in future". How about you, as 'crat, if you get it, discuss all 'crat decisions fully with AHLG, before making rulings? In other words, cut in the middle man. Just my tuppence worth. --Funt Solo ^QT 20:47, 11 October 2008 (BST) Struck own vote as candidate is ignoring discussion of his current arbitration policy. --Funt Solo ^QT 16:11, 17 October 2008 (BST)

20. Since my vote for Grim disappeared, I'll go for Cheese. --JaredV 01:49, 12 October 2008 (BST)
21. ily --Shakey ^BBK 08:12, 12 October 2008 (BST)
22. An excellent candidate --Zeug 08:40, 12 October 2008 (BST)
23. He is win. --Scurley7 13:46, 12 October 2008 (BST)
24. I changed my vote to Sweirs but now he has withdrawn it looks like I'm going Cheese. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 00:38, 13 October 2008 (BST)

Ineligible Candidates

• A Helpful Little Gnome - Current 'crat
• Daranz
• Thari
• The General

Withdrawn Candidates

Nubis

No thank you.--– Nubis ^NWO 01:09, 10 October 2008 (BST)

Zombie slay3r

Currently not interested. --ZsL 19:12, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Conndraka

No time or desire. Conndraka^{mod TAZM CFT} 21:50, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Swiers

Good lord, I thought I'd already withdrawn. Sorry to take so long. Another example of why I don't think its something I should say I'd be willing to take on.  Swiers 06:26, 11 October 2008 (BST)

Result

Sorry, couldn't find the button. Looks like we're stuck with one 'crat still. Ah well.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 17:03, 23 October 2008 (BST)

Did you check the jacket you were wearing yesterday? Sometimes I leave my keys and the change user status buttons in my coat when I take it off.--– Nubis ^NWO 17:46, 23 October 2008 (BST)

Yeah, I did. I also tried Special:WikiOverlord, but I guess it's a Kevan-only action. :( --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 17:48, 23 October 2008 (BST)

Cheese won and Gnome found the button to promote him. --ZsL 20:54, 1 November 2008 (UTC)