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Election Space

As I will be abroad for some 3 weeks and have a bit of spare time now, I will kick off the election for my seat a few hours early.

Start Time: 14:29, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

Finish Time: 14:29, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

-- Spiderzed▋ 14:29, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

Eligible Candidates

A Helpful Little Gnome

1. #Balance--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 15:42, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
2. #VouchGnomes are cool and pretty tech saavy, also gnomes serve Lord Guthix Chaotic Good 18:46, 16 September 2015 (UTC)
3. Three-way ties are fun. Let's see if Ross views it the same way. -- Spiderzed▋ 15:15, 20 September 2015 (UTC)

   Thats why I'm holding my vote. --Rosslessness^{Want to complete a dangerous mission?} 18:35, 20 September 2015 (UTC)

Boxy

Can't tox-y the boxy. -- Spiderzed▋ 15:25, 7 September 2015 (UTC) Boxy hasn't been active in 3 weeks, and that is something that bothers me about a crat. I will throw my lot with Gnome as the lesser evil. Also, three-way ties are fun. -- Spiderzed▋ 15:15, 20 September 2015 (UTC)

1. boxy ain't toxy ... what? it's late and I'm not drunk.--User:Sexualharrison04:55, 8 September 2015

Misanthropy

1. The bastard. A ZOMBIE ANT 14:55, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
2. Vote 1 Misanthropy. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 07:39, 9 September 2015 (UTC)

   FFS, this signature made me think there was another mayoral election... >:( --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 16:26, 9 September 2015 (UTC)

   Ah, good times… and PSSH! Why would we hold an election when we’re already elected? We now run on the far more efficient One Man, One Vote system. As Mayor, Jorm is the Man: he has the Vote. In his absence, it devolves to me; in mine, to Misanthropy, and so on and so forth down the chain… come to think of it, I think you’re in there somewhere. What was it… Home Secretary? Where does that fit in precedence, somewhere between Garden and Office Secretaries? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:32, 10 September 2015 (UTC)

   Below Summer Home Secretary but above Time Share Secretary.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:25, 10 September 2015 (UTC)

3. He has syllables, and I like syllables. AHLG has more syllables, but it's not all in one word. AND THAT BOTHERS ME. ---- ^{FoD PK Praise Rando!}00:49, 11 September 2015 (UTC)

   Wow. That's actually started bothering me now too. A ZOMBIE ANT 01:43, 11 September 2015 (UTC)

   If you pronounce it quickly, it's basically one word. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:32, 14 September 2015 (UTC)

   "Ahulg". 23:36, 14 September 2015 (UTC)

4. Fuk ur three-way ties. ~ _{02:46, 21 September 2015, The year of our lord (UTC)}

   I knew you'd be a sucker for the dark/fun side. A ZOMBIE ANT 06:07, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

Spiderzed

1. A spider in the seat is worth two in the bush. Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 17:22, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
2. 2-(?)Spiders are amazing and you have a templates with a picture of a vulture on your page, and i like this bird. But i agree i'm a newbie, i know nothing about this election anyway..just wanna vote.."CerVolant (talk) 10:40, 11 September 2015 (UTC)"
3. It's always a close call for me between Spider and boxy, since Mis is Chaotic Neutral, which isn't a good fit for the 'crat seat, and AHLG is gone in spurts. Spider has been more active recently, so he gets the vote this time around. —Aichon— 19:41, 15 September 2015 (UTC)

   Neutral nothing, Jim, I'm the BTK killer. 17:55, 16 September 2015 (UTC)

4. -- boxy 09:44, 21 September 2015 (BST)
5. --_K^CLZA 14:20, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

Ineligible Candidates

• Rosslessness - Current bureaucrat.

Withdrawn Candidates

Aichon

• Vote for Aichon using minor edits. He might miss out this time and be forced back into position. -- Spiderzed▋ 14:35, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

  I don't skip minor edits. —Aichon— 15:03, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

  And it was such a good plan, too! Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 15:15, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

  Kinda more reason why you should be elected, no??Straight Outta Shuttlebank20:59, 11 September 2015 (UTC)

  Yeah...I tried the whole "being a 'crat" thing once upon a time. It wasn't for me. —Aichon— 15:04, 14 September 2015 (UTC)

I thank you all for the support, but HELL NO. Keep the 'crat seat away from me. —Aichon— 15:03, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

Elect him anyway, like Pope Gregory I. 21:20, 8 September 2015 (UTC)

I had to Wikipedia him. Yay for learning something new. —Aichon— 14:23, 9 September 2015 (UTC)

Damn You If I cant vote for aichon then lets just toss this whole thing down the drain Diary of a Mad Black/Mexican/Jewish/Irish/Apache/Japanese/Aragonese/Italian Man 06:31, 10 September 2015 (UTC)

Vote for Misanthropy! He's both the prettiest and the only Maltonian politicial figure ever to (temporarily) resign due to a sex scandal, so… you know… ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:18, 10 September 2015 (UTC)

I did not suck that woman's dick I fucking swear. 19:21, 10 September 2015 (UTC)

I know that, you know that, she knows that, but the fucking tabloids, man… someone hadda go down for that, and having you fall on your sword was just the best way to move forward. Besides, it made a great first move in the ol’ Kansas City shuffle that had everyone looking away from you and… er… hey, whatever happened to that woman, anyway? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:41, 11 September 2015 (UTC)

Oh, I dunno 17:36, 11 September 2015 (UTC)

well its between misanth and AHLG with spiderzed in a close third for me, boxy will never get my vote so long as yhey retain that name 20:50, 11 September 2015 (UTC) I lost my Virginity in a Baagbarn

You do realise you have to actually vote for it to be counted, right? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 03:04, 15 September 2015 (UTC)

yeah im not a fucking retard i just havent decided yet cant a brotha take time to weigh the options, its an election not a popularity contest Eat a Fat Bitches Left Pussylip nigga 03:46, 15 September 2015 (UTC)

Just the left one? Asymmetry kills my boners. 17:56, 16 September 2015 (UTC)

Do what you want cause a pirate is free. You are a Pirate18:36, 16 September 2015 (UTC)

You've got until September 21st at 14:29. ^_^ Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 17:21, 15 September 2015 (UTC)

Result

Spiderzed is Retained --Rosslessness^{Want to complete a dangerous mission?} 16:03, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

#CantUpsetTheZed #MakeUdwikiGreatAgain -- Spiderzed▋ 13:29, 22 September 2015 (UTC)