User talk:Kitchener Leslie

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Apologies

Dear Mrs. Leslie,

I apologize, but I cannot honestly recall what it is you are referring to. I hold no issue with your group, nor recall ever having such issue. My memory however, is not what it use to be. I have incredibly bad short-term. So I do apologize for any such possible issue I may have had, and for the distress or irritation it may have caused you. If you ever require anything else, please do let me know.

Yours,

T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 23:17, 1 September 2009 (BST)

Ah okay. I hope that has resolved everything. Long days and pleasant nights! -- T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 22:08, 9 September 2009 (BST)

Surrender or/and be destroyed Zerg scum!

Reinforcements are en-route, and we shall have your racist hides mounted on the mantle by midnight. We won Freedom War II (or was it III? For the life of me I can't seem to remember, but that matters not!). We shall not allow you zerging communists to pollute Tollyton with you feminist/socialist/atheist/liberal/neo-communist lies. Tollyton is a sacred land of God,Capitalism, and the classic way of life! You worthless zergers have no right to exist in out world, you never have! It's high time the forces of Freedom, God, Capitalism, and Good-Ol-Fashion Ass kicking taught you that once and for all! Our victory is inevitable, and our cause is that of holy justice! We shall exterminate your murderous group till none remain, your zerging ways shall be punished! There is only one way this will end, with you zergers put against a wall and shot. Whether you give up now or later is entirely up to you, Our guns never tire and our backs never wilt we shall carry our just cause till none remain (i.e.- Till we wipe all you zergers out). Freedom war IV has been declared! That said, have a most pleasant day and remember to brush your teeth once in the morning and once at night. --Captain Rickety 17:58, 21 September 2009 (BST)