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Abbreviation: Mickey Z's - The Gangreen Arches
Group Numbers: 7 stores
Leadership: Our beloved CEO,
Goals: Provide tasty and fulfilling meals to the citzens of Malton. Create Zomburgers so fresh, you'll swear they said "Mrh?"
Recruitment Policy: We are always looking for fresh faces.

Welcome to the Official New McZed's™ Fast Food Restaurant Wiki page!

For Staff Issues, please check the noticeboard in The Staff Room

Store Finder

  1. Dulston - Treweeke Mall(92,7)
        Status: Open!-13:27, 21 May 2008 (BST)
        Manager: --Rudebwoy.
        Staff:       The Church Of The Beyonder and Volunteers!
  2. Yagoton - Club McClean(47,18)
        Status: Open!-15:17, 31 July 2009 (BST)
        Manager: --.
        Staff:       The Abandoned.
  3. Yagoton - a warehouse(45,12)
        Status: Open!-22:50, 16 September 2007 (BST)
        Manager: --Fienom1.
        Staff:      The Abandoned.
  4. Peppardville - Fort Creedy Western Barracks(78,48)
        Status: Open!-22:50, 16 September 2007 (BST)
        Manager: --AlexJones.
        Staff:      Creedy Defense Force
  5. Havercroft - Michaud Walk Fire Station(34,45)
        Status: Now Open!-22:50, 16 September 2007 (BST)
        Manager: --Connor The Heretic.
        Staff:      Ackland Mall Security
  6. Yagoton - Newbould Place Police Department(49,16)
        Status: Open!-22:50, 16 September 2007 (BST)
        Manager: --.
        Staff:      A scary Hobo
  7. Vinetown - the Tynte Building(82,66)
    Open for Business!-22:50, 16 September 2007 (BST)
        Manager: -- 8 Bucks.
       staff: Those Dudes
  8. Santlerville - The Sweatman Motel(76,26)
    Open for Business!-22:50, 16 September 2007 (BST)
        Manager: -- MadAxman.
       staff: None yet...
  9. Pegton - The Rowcliffe Building. (85, 52)
        Status: NOW OPEN.
        Manager: -- Jeremy Daniels
        Staff:      Creedy Defense Force
  10. Pitneybank - the Schonlau Motel (84,48)
        Manager: Buddy K.
        Staff: BM Face
  11. Shackleville - the Willcox Motel (59,68)
    NOW OPEN (August 29)
        Manager: Nazdreg.
        Staff: The Fortress

McZeds™ is growing! Join our team today! We hope to have a franchise in every suburb in Malton! Let us know if you're interested!

Can McZeds please set up a store in wittenside its got boring down here thanks ----- Received a request that i decided to pass down on locating a new McZeds in earletown. Thanks -

How about one down here in Tapton?

Hey can McZeds please put a restaurant in Roftwood? We are getting tired of the same old Rations and wine. We would certainly enjoy some delicious Zomburgers!

Yes, we have a few large groups here that are pretty hungery.

McZed's™ Menu

Have them your way!
Item Description Price
» Entrees
Big Zack The Ultimate undead burger for the ultimate undead fast food consumers. No more need be said. $1.99
Zomburger A delicious undead patty with lettuce, tomatoes and pickles on a warm sesame seed bun. 99¢
Fillet O' Flesh The finest catch of the dead with mayo and special sauce. $1.99
Royale with Bra!nz™ Here in Malton, we use the metric system, we don't know what the barhah a quarter-pounder is. The rest is an obscure joke. $2.29
The Rotter™ A huge all-green patty, "Special Sauce", lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! $2.49
Chick O' Zed™ Zombie chicken grown right here in Malton. Oozing with juicy undead chickenness. $2.99
» Beverages
Small Croke Cola™, Diet Croke Cola™, Dr. Revver™, Mello Hellspew™, Hi-Z™ Green Punch, Malton Dew™ Iced Tea or Frappuccemo (made from frozen GK tears). 99¢
Medium $1.29
Large $1.49
» Side Orders
Finger Fries Simply the best, thickest zombie digits, deep fried and golden brown. 99¢
Chili A steaming hot bowl of spicy chili. Rich and hardy with flavorful chunks of ghoul in every bite. 99¢
Onion Rings Hand cut Gourmet Onions breaded and fried with our special beer batter. 99¢
» Kid's Menu
Malty Meal A Zomburger, small fries, and small drink in a fun box with one (1) free toy! $1.99
FreezyZed™ An ice cold treat that you can enjoy with a spoon or straw. Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, or Sangria. 99¢
I-Scream! Treats™ Available in vanilla, chocolate, mulato, and other flavors (depending on availibility). Topped with your choice of S&M's, Shrapnel Sprinkles, or Chunky Strawberry Sauce. 99¢, $1.25, and $1.49
Survivor-Size any Value Meal for only $1 extra!

To place the menu on your wiki page, just use {{McZeds menu}}

know what you are talking about Short-wave Radio Info
You can now quickly order your food via:

Frequency: 26.47 MHz

Ordering your food

One of the principle new ideas of the new management was food delivery. Thus, we will now be using 26.47 as our dedicated food ordering line, just tell us your name, location and what you want, and if theres a store in the area, we'll deliver the food fresh to you! In fact we're so proud of it, we guarantee to be able to get to you, or your money back*! Please note that McZed's™ is not responsible for any damage incurred to the food during transit.McZed's™.

  • *Terms and Conditions apply

Company Info

Our dedicated staff will do anything to find the appropriate ingredients for a zomburger...

The company has a diverse and somewhat amusing history. Firstly, our now CEO joined Old McZeds as a manager, soon opening up multiple stores with IRL friends. However, Atari techno, the District Manager went missing, and Stuart held a vote to take over, which passed unanimously. But, Amazing, the group's founder, objected to the new management, and took Stuart to A/A via Zod Rhombus. Stuart lost the case, but was allowed to found New McZeds with his voters. He has changed the wiki page, amde several new alliances, and found managers for new stores that otherwise would not exist.

Founded in mid 2007, McZed's™ is Malton's newest and best fast food chain. Dedicated to quality food and service, McZed's™ hopes to be your family's favorite restaurant. We use only the best prime cuts of meat from the most lively and hardy undead fiends. Now the Aunt Gladys you thought was forever lost can be a part of you for eternity!

  • Commitment to Quality -- At McZed's, we care about quality. We take great pride in serving only the freshest corpses. Since our first restaurant was built, we took great pains -- <giggle> -- and harvested only the sturdiest undead, unlike our competitors. We purchase only from trusted, survivor-leading brands. Every day, in every one of our restaurants, we promise to serve a quality meal every time to you and your surviving family. That's our promise to you.

    1. We promise to use only fresh, wholesome rotters when serving you and your family.
    2. We promise to support zombicide and to ensure the return of economic growth in your community.
    3. We promise to partner with leading survivor/suppliers and trusted brands.
    4. We promise that our hunting safety standards meet, or exceed, regulatory requirements.
    5. We promise to monitor, measure and inspect the quality of our cadavers, from roadkill to table, to assure deadness, quality and safety.

  • Fruits and veggies -- We know our customers are concerned about variety and balance in their diet. Therefore we take care to note which corpses sport feather boas, or are dragging along medical charts noting "persistent vegetative state." Fruits and veggies are part of a well-balanced diet, after all...

  • Dairy -- An important source of calcium. We purchase only the finest quality "cows," and the best "cheeses"; Our yogurt is made from former Dannon employees, and our I-Scream Treats are made from only the finest howlers. You're welcome.

  • Drinks -- Cool your thirst! Our "iced" beverages are to die for, and with good reason! Did you know that our Die-sanni shakes (not available at all locations) are made from *real* DaSani stiffs? Our Croake-Cola drinks are also "the real deal." And our Minute Made™ drinks are really made from maids, in under a minute!

  • Condiments -- We believe that all customers should be entitled to Safe Eating. Therefore, we're generous in our supply of condiments. One can never be too careful...

Show your support for the McZed's™ chain by placing this tag on your user or group page!

McZeds.png New McZeds™
This User or Group eats at New McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.

Affiliates, Sponsors and Sister Organizations

  1. Ultimex Corp.
  2. Malton Boy Scouts
  3. The Abandoned


Don't just take our word for it, see what these folks had to say!

  • "I was a strict Vegetarian until I sprinted into the local McZed's™ to escape an undead horde. I always had a problem with eating defenseless creatures - but since these delicious items are made of human beings, there's no problem!" -- Terrance Buckwhite, Copy Editor
  • "When I've just fended off a horde of brain-sucking ghouls, the last thing I want to do is cook! That's when I take the whole (remaining) family out to McZed's™ for a good meal that's easy on the pocketbook!" - Molinda Battysnipe, Home-Maker
  • "Before McZed's™, bodies were littering the streets and causing all sorts of health issues.. not to mention the fact that they kept standing up.. Now that Mickey Z's is here, you can finally walk the streets relatively unhindered. I stroll down to our local restaurant all the time!" - Rupert Himbinkendap, Law Clerk
  • "Something as distasteful as the Undead should never be considered fit for human consumption. - That's what I thought before I tried the new Rotter™ sandwich! Them's good eatin'!" - Allen Gropensmith, PHD
  • Harmanhambargaz makz zambahz hambargarz?Waht dah fahk?--ZOMBI KEMAL 23:48, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • "Graaagh! GRRAAAAGGHH! BARHAH -- grrraAARRKKKkkk.." - The late Mr. Smummins, Future Value Meal
  • "Hey! There's no solution for that maze! My kid spent days working on it, used up 17 pencil erasers, until I took it away from him so he'd shut the hell up, and looked at it myself! NO SOLUTION! Just what the hell do you think you're trying to pull here?!?!" - Mr. Koch, Extremely pissed off mall guard
  • "McZed's is, figuratively speaking, brain food (and quite possibly literally). I took my class on a field trip to one, and all of them had your Malty Meals. When I had a test next day, 90% of all the students got A's! The other 10% were missing since the field trip." Mr. Joseph Armins, Teacher
  • "Someone revived me and I descovered most of my body to be missing, couple limbs, some more private parts... Anyways I walked over and found McZed's™ and ordered some food. I found myself eating my own !@#$. MMM! Gotta go kill more people so McZeds has some fresh meat!" Mr. Zoza, former zombie
  • "Sometimes, there's nothing the boys of the CDF like better than a trip out after a long day of fending off the hordes - so I do what anyone else would - I take 'em to the nearest McZeds! Sometimes we even bring goodie-bags back to the dept. for later!" Mr. Exo2000, Police Officer
  • "I've lived on a steady diet of McZed burgers and Croke Colas for days now, and I've never felt better! There's nothing like feasting on your own enemies flesh on a bun with some ketchup and cheese!" - Mr. Alex Danshib, Necrotech Scientist
  • "You fools, SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!" - Charlton Heston
  • "Even as a full-grown man, I still enjoy eating Malty Meal™ after Malty Meal™ after Malty Meal™! Eating the flesh of my enemies never tasted so good! And the toys rock! Comrade 47, 48 Year Old Virgin
  • "as manager of a cult of hungry people Mczeds is the fastest and tastiest

we decided on a new policy find some corpse's bring em to Mczeds!--Bb buckshot 03:21, 13 July 2008 (BST)Bb buckshot


Another bright idea of the management was to establish McZedsWorld in the South-East corner of Yagoton. Here you can consume gourmet McZeds zomburgers, and other various fairground attractions, including It's a Dead World, After All, and Barhah Mountain. You can also get autographs of all your favourite stars, including Dead McZed himself! Warning. Any blood on clothes must not be ingested. McZeds is not responsible for any injuries in relation to hugging Dead McZed™

Prospective Managers

So you've visited the McZed's™ page. You've eaten McZed's™ food. Now you want to open your very own location!

Here are the steps you should follow as a prospective member of the McZed's™ franchise:

  1. Select a Suburb. This should be fairly easy. Pick one you're familiar with.
  2. Select a Location. Preferrably a building with good traffic, but no large amount of squatters that will make renovations difficult. There are locations in Malton which have no managers (labelled so on the list of locations) if you could staff these locations before starting up new ones, then it would save you a large amount of time and effort.
  3. Hire your staff. Existing groups can staff any given location, but in some cases you may need to start handing out applications.
  4. Harvest some undead meat. 'Nuff said.
  5. Add your location to the guide above. If you're lost on how to do this, simply ask for help on the Talk page and a representitive can help out.
  6. Advertise, Advertise, Advertise! Tag your suburb with the location of your McZed's™ whenever you can. Make sure to edit the Wiki page for your location to proudly display your changes.*
  7. Profit.

* Don't forget to add {{McLocations}} to the top of your location's page. (For example, if you have claimed the Bogmyer Building, you'd place this on that building's wiki page)

McZeds.png McZeds™
This location has a McZeds™ restaurant.
Now Open! Serving you 24 hours every day through the apocalypse.


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