User:Sexylegsread/Archive2009

hai

update your user page, and check this lol, a/vb archives are classic. Shame the histories don't work though. Also, are you at fingallol?--xoxo 00:36, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Ugh

Why does your signature hurt so much? Liberty 04:16, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

It also happens to break the signature policy. --Karek^maps?! 04:21, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Please explain how, and I will oblige. The sig doesn't break the page on this browser, if it does on yours, send me a screenie and we will sort it out.--CyberRead240 10:24, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

It should be obvious from his link, that he doesn't think it links to your user page... it does, it's just hidden by all the crap you've included, multiple times, to make it hard to find who's signature it is. It doesn't break the letter of the policy, but it does break the spirit pretty blatantly.
Thankfully you never say anything worth knowing who the author is -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 10:32 29 January 2009 (BST)

OH SNAP. Boxeh u r teh kulest--CyberRead240 10:34, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Signature Policy

The handle portion of your signature must link to your user page or one its subpages so that it is easy for readers to learn more about the person behind the signature.

It needs to be obvious who the author is. Hiding it among a gazillion other links doesn't do that. It needs to clearly link to your user page. Not doing that means it not only breaks the letter of the policy but the spirit as well. --Karek^maps?! 01:18, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

It isn't a gazillion it is 16. It is repeated 3 or 4 times. Policy isn't strict enough on sigs tbh.--CyberRead240 01:22, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Can you at least use more than the letter d?--Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 01:35, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Nah, I like d, its my letter.--CyberRead240 01:36, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Did you guys ever stop to think maybe instead of bitching and coming down like a hardass you could just ask if he would mind moving the user link to the first d and shaving off a few of the extra ds? You could at least try talking to him first. When you guys rewrite the sig policy be sure to include no blinking text and no spoilers. --– Nubis ^NWO 23:50, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

How is this any of those things? I came here to let him know that it was breaking the policy and was explaining how so that he could alter it and have the information for the future. Being a hardass would have been instantly reverting it and escalating him and then calling him an idiot for breaking my user page and making a sig full of ds, the point is I'd actually have to mind the sig and not the fact that it isn't clear who is signing(which was the only problem with it). --Karek^maps?! 00:22, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Didn't mean that at you, Karek. I was just annoyed with the whole way Hag treated the case. I was venting.--– Nubis ^NWO 02:36, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Administration

Your signature breaks the Signature Policy and was changed to make it easy for people a) to identify you as the author of your edits b) have an easily identifiable link to your user page. Further edits of this kind will be seen as vandalism, and dealt accordingly. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Hagnat (talk • contribs) at 12:29, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

what isn't easily identifiable as scrolling over the fucking D's until you find the link to the userpage? Wiki bullshit, you cant stand anyone that makes your policies look like shit. You're all fucking retarded no life mother fuckers who wont fuck anything with a definable hole until your own fucking carcass erodes into itself and you spasm in a fucking motion towards the corroded hole in the front of your graves you pathetic wastes of human space. Except Hagnat. I don't mind you sometimes.--CyberRead240 13:54, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

You swear like a 12 year old on Xbox Live, fyi. --Cyberbob 13:58, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

You would know. Yeah, I've seen your Xbox live profile online. I email searched it. "OMG I TOTALY HEDSHOT THAT GUY B4 I SHUD JOIN MLG YA TLTW?!"--CyberRead240 13:59, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

moar cyberstalking? you're a sad, sad child. also, that stuff is pretty obviously bullshit as a) I haven't played halo in months, b) even when I did play it was kind of meh anc c) funny third thing. --Cyberbob 14:10, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Lol. You should commend me, it was hard to find that halo profile through the abundance of fail that came up while searching for you. And unless someone shares your email, it can't be bullshit. Gtfo my talk page, it's a halofag fanboy free zone.--CyberRead240 14:14, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

You are creating needless drama over something that is bothering several users in this wiki... for teh lulz. You have been asked to change your sig by several users, and even after an unofficial warning was given you still went ahead and reverted your sig for what it looked like. You were given links to the signature policy, and even admits to be abusing it. You leave me no choice but to warn you for vandalism, thus banning you for a week. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Hagnat (talk • contribs) at 16:08, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Why don't you give him five more days the policy says he gets before an escalation? --Midianian^|T|DS|C:RCS| 16:12, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

You could also protect his signature page after reverting back to a more sensible version. Linkthewindow  Talk  16:14, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

I've never been so proud of you, hagnat. --Cyberbob 16:18, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Wow, I thought we got along rather well. :'( --Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 15:38, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

New Sig

If there is an issue, say so here before you go all wiki warrior on it.--CyberRead240 15:07, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Still annoying, but I find no problem with it.--Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 15:54, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

It's ~4k of html code every time that appears on a page. --Midianian^|T|DS|C:RCS| 16:10, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm tired, but if I'm not mistaken, for a wiki page, that's quite large isn't it? Could be a problem, huh?--Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 16:14, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

If your surfing the net with a Nintendo DS, on a net connection from a Vietnamese provider. Liberty 01:00, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, like I said, I was tired. I realize that I just might be wrong. I have made friends with coffee though. We're best friends now. :) --Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 01:04, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

You're actually both right. A 4k sig wouldn't be a big deal if it weren't a template sig but, since it is it means that it limits all other inclusions on a page. Means less templates on high traffic pages. --Karek^maps?! 01:37, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Misconduct

By using the sysop list you include Kevan, perhaps it would be better to name them individually because at the moment you seem to be indicting Kevan as well. This would mean he cannot rule. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 12:44, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

I thought I had indicated this by the spiel I left, but I will add "excluding Kevan" in the title.--CyberRead240 12:45, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Read, you should have had some evidence in your case to make it a case. If you wanted to show a pattern of behavior you need links. Look, I hope other ops put themselves up for re-eval or change their attitudes drastically, but misconduct cases don't always make that happen. You should take some time and make solid cases with links if you are serious about this "revolution" or what have you.

Other than that I had to remove it or it would have become the Bob Show with him drowning us in his witty comments and LOLZ. --– Nubis ^NWO 22:12, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

yay --Cyberbob 22:41, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 2

This is just a reminder to tell you, and the other contestants, that Axe Hack's 2nd Manhunt is commencing on the 20th of June. The playing area will be the suburbs around East Becktown, so start moving there and run around the place to get used to your arena, if you don't, it could cost you your life! You are expected to be in the fighting area by the start of June 20th, so don't forget!

Maybe you'll win this time. oooooooooooooooooh D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:08, 1 June 2009 (BST)

funt

you are one.--xoxo 09:48, 15 June 2009 (BST)

thx, what is it you do around here now?--CyberRead240 10:13, 15 June 2009 (BST)

^ D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 10:14, 15 June 2009 (BST)

pretty much. Also A/VB and A/PD.--xoxo 10:17, 15 June 2009 (BST)

oh, and A/LiM--xoxo 10:18, 15 June 2009 (BST)

;)--xoxo 10:18, 15 June 2009 (BST)

faiLim —The preceding unsigned comment was added by a fucking retard (talk • contribs) at the time of which j3d bums men. WHAT? HE CAN'T MAKE THIS POST EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY LOLOLOLOLOLOl.

gayLimD^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 10:23, 15 June 2009 (BST)

a fucking retard <-- Lol 1r0ny. =p -- Cheese 12:06, 15 June 2009 (BST)

methinks it was deliberate. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 12:13, 15 June 2009 (BST)

Say...

You aren't Dirty Harry Callahan by any chance, are you? --Cyberbob 14:42, 30 July 2009 (BST)

I havent said im not this Callahan man.--CyberRead240 07:22, 31 July 2009 (BST)

Why yes he is, goodsir boulevard.--xoxo 14:51, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Haha, thought so. Only a select few are capable of such ingame butthurt. --Cyberbob 14:52, 30 July 2009 (BST)

I actually have no idea what you're talking about, i just barged in and spouted shit :DDDDDDD p.s would it be vandalism to edit a link into a comment that had already been replied to? It wouldn't be changing the context at all. Ahf uck it i'll just link it here: okay omg i just realised there is no alim goodsir boulevard, i'm going to have to bring this up with User:Nallan. --xoxo 14:56, 30 July 2009 (BST)

nicks pretty much my other candidate for being this dirty harry dude so
also what's up with this boulevard business --Cyberbob 15:39, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Not me, sorry.--Nallan (Talk) 05:59, 31 July 2009 (BST)

Hm, praps it is someone completely not part of ALiM at all. That's really annoying. --Cyberbob 06:07, 31 July 2009 (BST)

The only person related to alim who would make a clint-eastwood related character is me, and, well, it wasn't. --ϑϑℜ 07:11, 31 July 2009 (BST)

Yeah, so basically I'm back at square 1 and have nothing to go on bherhjetynj3bh --Cyberbob 07:12, 31 July 2009 (BST)

Oh (ok this'll sound lame) but we often refer to ALiMs in our day to day convos (eg you're a caunt lane etc) and one of the things we might say is goodsir boulevard, anyway turns out its not a location. Goodenough boulevard is, anyway i just discovered that. I doubt it was nick, i'm familiar with most of his characters and he's not active atm. I assume theykilled you in game and said something implying it was one of the ALiM crowd? --xoxo 15:53, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Naw, just "you're a piece of shit" and the like - no idea why I'm looking at ALiM, it's just a feeling --Cyberbob 15:55, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Lol...i would say something more "witty" and theres lots of people who think y ou're a piece of shit. I'm fairly sure its not read or nick but you never know. Despite what you may think most of the stuff read does i find out about the same time as you. Like that time he got a friend to create that HAHAH DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS account or whatever happened, all i knew about that was what i read on the wiki but everyone blamed me for it coz i know him..wow this is a tangent rant...--xoxo 15:58, 30 July 2009 (BST)

woah there easy on the keyboard --Cyberbob 16:05, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Yeah, or the time I texted nick about the coup, and for him to tell you... Oh wait, you ripped us off for that. Some clique we used to be. --ϑϑℜ 16:05, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Wait, what happened?--Nallan (Talk) 22:06, 31 July 2009 (BST)

And for the record, I think J3D is the only one who's ever said an ALiM irl. Ever. --ϑϑℜ 07:19, 31 July 2009 (BST)

I have said "ALiM" irl, but I dont think I have ever said AN ALiM. Perhaps Club Vag.--CyberRead240 07:25, 31 July 2009 (BST)

I've said ALiM too but apparently I don't pronounce it properly. It's what J3D gets for hanging with small-town hicks like us. --ϑϑℜ 07:28, 31 July 2009 (BST)

Small town hicks? I reside in the big smoke nowadays. Except Brisbane, I have come to realize, is just Newcastle with big buildings and worse people.--CyberRead240 07:29, 31 July 2009 (BST)

More azns. --ϑϑℜ 07:32, 31 July 2009 (BST)

They mainly keep to themselves, run nice bakeries and cook my dinner for 8.50 a meal. Its the indians that suck in Brisbane. Fuck the indians.--CyberRead240 07:33, 31 July 2009 (BST)

I say five ALiMs every morning and night to keep the ALiM gods appeased.--Nallan (Talk) 22:06, 31 July 2009 (BST)

LOL

This, and generally the entire archive is a treasure trove of hilarity.--Nallan (Talk) 08:52, 4 August 2009 (BST)

Killing the Wiki?

How about you give me suggestions instead of making yourself look like a god damn moron? I fail to see how I "ruined the wiki" in any way. I sign my posts, use "the god damn preview button" and generally make very small and admittedly insignificant edits.

Oh, and another thing...I'm new. I haven't been here for more than 5 days editing crap.

Idiot.

Chekken 06:47, 5 August 2009 (BST)

You probably spammed the recent changes by making a ton of minor edits to see how things were progressing instead of doing it all in one go.-- High Overlord and Lead Conspirator of the Administrative Rebellion. Want help? 07:14, 5 August 2009 (BST)

FFS YOUR KILLING MY USERPAGE WITH TOO MANY EDITS WTF GET IT RIGHT YOU MORON OMG--CyberRead240 07:18, 5 August 2009 (BST)

NO FUCK YOU I'LL EDIT IT AS MUCH AS I WANT YOU CUNTY MC CUNT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-- High Overlord and Lead Conspirator of the Administrative Rebellion. Want help? 07:54, 5 August 2009 (BST)-- High Overlord and Lead Conspirator of the Administrative Rebellion. Want help? 07:54, 5 August 2009 (BST)

Welcome to UDWiki. Enjoy your stay!--Nallan (Talk) 07:20, 5 August 2009 (BST)

Censorship?

Have you honestly been serious about the sysops screening your recent changes this entire time? If you are, then hot damn, if that's possible, I'd just censor everyone's RC while I make malicious edits to Zinker and his many alts pages and Iscariot's signature. But honestly, as far as I know, it's not possible. You might have caching issues or something, but I really don't think anyone has censored your Recent Changes page.-- High Overlord and Lead Conspirator of the Administrative Rebellion. Want help? 07:57, 5 August 2009 (BST)

Don't bother. He was already told of the impossibility of this at the time. Maybe this time people will believe him!!! Cyberbob  Talk  07:59, 5 August 2009 (BST)

plz be not being asshole right naow. :( -- High Overlord and Lead Conspirator of the Administrative Rebellion. Want help? 08:04, 5 August 2009 (BST)

Despite my usual drivel and making things up for my own entertainment, I havent been able to see Nubis post since the whole Jed thing, and if you browse around the edits at that time im almost 100% he said he did it, but of course nobody bothered to follow it up as they were all busy with the headhunt etc, and also way way way way way back in the Finis Valorum days (i dont know if you were present at this time?) but Grim blocked me from seeing Finis RC edits and he made it known in a discussion. Im entirely sure that it is possible as I have had it confirmed a few times, the most prominent being the Finis one. I cant be certain on the Nubis/Jed one, becuase Nubis is a such a cunt and could have been feeding bullshit at any time, as most of us weren't taken seriously unless there was a chance to ban us or something. So yeah, im 99% sure its happening now. No hard feelings, I dont think you have done it, but I think its probably been whoever were sysops or active at the time. I wont be sure though, ya know?--CyberRead240 09:36, 5 August 2009 (BST)

stop trolling plz Cyberbob  Talk  09:42, 5 August 2009 (BST)

tbh, im actually not.--CyberRead240 10:16, 5 August 2009 (BST)

I believe you that you're not seeing things on RC but the belief that someone's doing it deliberately as part of some plot to mess with your head or keep you away is absurd. Last night I couldn't see an edit I knew SA had made to Akule's re-evaluation policy talk page - are you suggesting he's doing the same thing to me for that one single edit? You're on a serious ego trip if you think this is anything but a server/cache glitch. Cyberbob  Talk  10:41, 5 August 2009 (BST)

The only reason I am even thinking this is a possibility is because of the way its worked in the past, where I know Grim has told me (either here or IRC) that he blocked me from seeing edits that Finis had made, and im 99% sure that Nubis (either here or IRC) said the same thing. I wouldnt jump to that conclusion that people are blocking me unless I had been told about that in the first place, because frankly, I have no fucking idea what I am doing when it comes to matters of the internetz. I wouldnt be savvy enough to think something like that would happen. Who knows what bullshit I was being fed by Grim/Nubis at the time, could have been real could have been fake, all I know is, I NEVER see Nubis, SA or Finis post.--CyberRead240 10:48, 5 August 2009 (BST)

Who the fuck are you and why do you think I would ever talk to you in IRC or on here? And yes, all of my edits are by default minor because you can screen those out and I don't like filling up the RC with my boring sysop shit.--– Nubis ^NWO 13:58, 5 August 2009 (BST)

Wait, I figured out you were SLR and I vaguely recall that name. But my comment still stands.--– Nubis ^NWO 13:59, 5 August 2009 (BST)

Shut the fuck up you idiot. You know who it is, don't play elitist moron within 10 minutes of me returning. I left and you were a fool trying to play a big man, now you are just an arrogant arsehole trying to be lulzy and act like you dont give two shits about anything. 2 Cool for school amirite? Idiot.--CyberRead240 14:42, 5 August 2009 (BST)

How dare you associate nub with the awesanity of 2 Cizzle.--xoxo 00:54, 6 August 2009 (BST)

You must have Hide Minor Edits enabled. I'm looking at those three people's contribs right now and they're all marked as minor (well not Finis', but he hasn't edited since the 15th of July - are you sure about him?). Cyberbob  Talk  11:01, 5 August 2009 (BST)

Thats probably it, and it is probably what Grim (or Nubis but he doesnt remember who I am and is too important for me XD) was saying. I did never see finis edits, I remember sending screenshots to Nallan about it way back when we were 16 odd, on my old shitty family computer. I dont really care that much about it, I just was trying to let SA know in a roundabout asshole kind of way, because I would prefer that if his edits were blocked, that they would be unblocked for the sake of it etc etc. Do you know what I do to be able to see those edits again?--CyberRead240 14:42, 5 August 2009 (BST)

If you saw the 'dif' part of Finis, Grim or Nubis' specific contributions, you'd be able to see if they were marked as minor or not, I think. But the history purge means Finis is out of the question. Same for Grim during Finis era, but not during J3D demotion era. --ϑϑℜ 15:04, 5 August 2009 (BST)

preferences -> recent changes -> untick hide minor edits Cyberbob  Talk  15:48, 5 August 2009 (BST)

I thought he meant check the specific edits to see if they were minor. Sorry Read. --ϑϑℜ 15:49, 5 August 2009 (BST)

Yeppers, all of my edits have been marked as minor since before the grim coup days. Occasionally I make specific edits more noticeable for myself by making them "major", but more often than not they're minor. I remember Fpenis making quite a few minor edits, so if you've had that checked you wouldn't have seen them, which would explain that. Follow bob's instructions and see if that fixes shit and come back.-- High Overlord and Lead Conspirator of the Administrative Rebellion. Want help? 16:38, 5 August 2009 (BST)

And so the mystery is solved.--xoxo 00:56, 6 August 2009 (BST)

Everyone who posted here besides me is a gigantic faggot anyway--CyberRead240 08:32, 11 August 2009 (BST)

YEAH! oh...--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 11 August 2009 (BST)

:'(

Cyberbob  Talk  04:24, 12 August 2009 (BST)

You want me to drink all I want of your tears of impotent rage? Stop it with the hitting on me constantly bob, seriously.--CyberRead240 05:48, 12 August 2009 (BST)

watch out, he slipped Rohypnol in it.--xoxo 07:56, 12 August 2009 (BST)

Scientologists of Malton

You want? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 04:51, 18 August 2009 (BST)

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE GRAND TACTICAL SCHEME OF THE AVALANCHES?> WE WIN 2/2 OF THE LEAGUES WE ARE IN AND THEN BREAK UP FOR THE SAKE OF THE LEAGF.E WE WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THE IMMPORTALS OF BUCE

Lol, immportals. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 15:51, 22 August 2009 (BST)