, the newest rising star of UrbanDead, Needs Your Vote.
Kyle is an upstanding member of the community and has contributed to every group he has ever been involved with. Kyle originally came to Malton after single handedly defeating the Third Reich's Zerg Army in World War II. When he is not saving little Timmy who fell down the well, Kyle enjoys volunteering at homeless shelters throughout the city or helping disadvantaged children with their homework. Kyle is a trained hostage negotiator and in his time as a scientist cured more ailments then exist in the world today. It is rumoured that Kyle may also be Kevan the creator of the game; after all, their names both start with K.
Kyle has thus far succeeded in avoiding any major responsibilities. His initiative is only surpassed by his modesty in turning down all the promotions that are offered to him. The KyleStyle For Everything '09 campaign seeks to provide all these responsibilities to Kyle on his return to the game and more. If you have something that needs doing or you simply support the idea of Kyle getting every single responsibility in the game, Sign & Comment Below.
Spread the word: KyleStyle For Everything '09
- June 23, 2010: It is the great pleasure of the KyleStyle For Everything Campaign to announce Kyle's candidacy for Mayor Of Malton. The KyleStyle For Everything Campaign does not believe such such formalities as "Democratic Process" should intercede in Kyle's recognition as Everything so join with us and Vote Kyle!
- June 26, 2009: It is a great day for the world. Today KyleStyle was voted and sworn in by proxy as president of the Democratic Republic of Timau, an island on the pacific rim. Timau has a landmass of roughly 78 square kilometers a fixed population of sixteen natives with two permanent full time missionaries. Timau has a net GDP of $35,000 USD due to it's lucrative fishing trade and taxes on foreign vessels operating in it's territory. Unfortunately Timau is not yet recognized as an independent country by any international body.
KyleStyle won the election by a record margin 15 : 1 against. After several recounts the only other candidate Mr. Mimindahu co-owner of Mimindahu & Mimindahu Fisheries and the owner of the only canoe on the island conceded the election and issued a statement:
"Ti butiko ngkoe Atuara Kawakinira ao kairira Nakon taai aika i maira.
Buokira ni baim ae akoi.
Kakabaia ara Tautaeka Ma ake a makuri iai.
Kakabaia ara Tautaeka Ma aomata ni bane."
Due to the small population of Timau it was impossible to find a translator for Timaunese but the KyleStyle For Everything Campaign brings you this exclusive translation from an interpreter proficient in a similar Micronesian dialect:
"This election was fraud my honour has been insulted!
How can whole illiterate nation write in Kyle when cannot write!
Kyle can have idiot country.
I Concede testicles to Kyle."
N.B. The words for election and testicles are very similar the most relevant to context has been used.
The KyleStyle for Everything Campaign denies any involvement in claims of vote stuffing, election rigging, bribery, extortion, blackmail and torture.
Remember this is but one small step for Kyle.
- June 21, 2009: Today it is of the greatest honour of the KyleStyle for Everything Campaign to announce Kyle's running mate, the lovely Mamah Aphelion.
If you would like to show your support for the campaign or provide duties for Kyle when he returns, sign and comment below:
- Because he's awesome --MoonShine 12:46, 22 May 2009 (BST)
- Mhm. Yes. Indeed. KyleStyle for everything. --Visible One 13:22, 22 May 2009 (BST)
- Kyle for Pope! Linkthewindow Talk 13:53, 22 May 2009 (BST)
- Kyle for the new speaker of the house of commons, I can think of no one better for that job! \o/ --mo ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ MCM MOB DB 00:08, 23 May 2009 (BST)
- You are almost as awesome as me, and since I'm not running for anything, you are a close second!-THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens 00:28, 23 May 2009 (BST)
- I'm voting Kyle for Omnipotent Deity. --Pestolence(talk) 00:34, 23 May 2009 (BST)
- WE LOVE YOU, KYLE!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxo -- ~ AphelionT 04:25, 23 May 2009 (BST)
- KYLE FOR EVERYTHING! *laughs evilly* <3 --Fiffy 05:36, 23 May 2009 (BST)
- Fuck yeah Kyle!--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 05:39, 23 May 2009 (BST)
- Kyle for Creator of the Game! Who is this Kevan fellow anyway?! --Bobby the Hatchet 09:22, 23 May 2009 (BST)
- Moar work for Kyle '09! -- Murray Jay Suskind 05:39, 24 May 2009 (BST)
- I really need someone to do the dishes and scoop kitty litter----Sexualharrison 13:12, 24 May 2009 (BST).
- I have no idea who this person is, but I like the wiki page. -- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 19:12, 25 May 2009 (BST)
- KYLE FOR EVERYTHING '09! I need a roadie too. --Johnny Bass 21:35, 26 May 2009 (BST)
- Kyle for Chief Biscuit! ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 10:35, 27 May 2009 (BST)
- Kyle has shown a great degree of competence and enthusiasm for UrbanDead. He clearly has the capacity and desire for more responsibility! KYLESTLYE FOR EVERYTHING '09!!! xoxoxoxo -- ~ AphelionT 17:58, 27 May 2009 (BST)
- Kyle will become the world dictator! Also, Kyle for mama '09!--plscks 20:34, 27 May 2009 (BST)
- Hell yes.-- Adward 21:27, 1 June 2009 (BST)
- Kyle for Führer! Kyle über alles! Ein Kyle, Ein Kyle, Ein Kyle! Rddr 22:47, 1 June 2009 (NOB)
- Kyle can cure AIDS with a hand on his back, of course he shoule be elected for everything! --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 21:49, 6 June 2009 (BST)
- Somebody told me Kyle looks great in a skirt (didn't ask how this information came to light)! Kyle for Mama! Marcusfilby 22:27, 8 June 2009 (BST)
- Kyle for Aph's Papa 09! --plscks 06:04, 16 June 2009 (BST)
- Word just in: Kyle has pledged to run for the office of DEM Chair, and if elected, it wont be so phail. KYLE FOR DEM CHAIR '09!!! --Gus ThomasSpartaZHU 01:08, 3 November 2009 (UTC)
- Gus is right! KYLESTYLE FOR DEM CHAIR! WoOoOoOo! --Chekken 06:42, 10 November 2009 (UTC)
- Beceause no one wears bunny ears any better <3 Karma RRFBI 22:14, 10 November 2009 (UTC)
- OH NOES! '09 is gonna end in a little while! We must start the KyleStyle For Everything 2010 campaign!--plscks 10:01, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
- I don't know who this person is, what is going on here, or even how I got to this page, so he gets my vote. --ZsL 17:56, 24 December 2009 (UTC)
- FUCK YEAH--Orange Talk 18:01, 24 December 2009 (UTC)
- I love my dad! -- Papa Jadkor (RRF) (MotA) (MT11) 07:27, 29 December 2009 (UTC)
- KYLE FOR THE LUNATICS THREAD UPDATER!-- ¯\(°_o)/¯ 01:43, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
- Kyle for everything '10 --TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:23, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
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