BEFORE YOU READ!!!
We have absoloutely nothing about the surviving religion of witchcraft. We only go after the WikiWitches, people who cast their Drama Spells™ upon the innocent pages of our Wiki Village. We do not mean to offend anyone in any way except for the vandals we work hard to protect this wiki against.
"Burn her!" "She's a Witch!" If these are the shouts you hear at night chances are there is a witch.
Witches have slithered their way into our quiet Wiki Village. It is up to the humble village folk to hunt down these witches. Anyone accused of witchcraft are to be burned at the stake because the mob is never wrong. It is our noble job to accuse those that we don't like of witchcraft so that we may eject them from our Wiki Village. Of course, those that oppose us are witches too.
How to Stop the Witches
Stopping witches is a very hard thing to do, especially when they fight back. But when all else fails a burning at the stake can stop even the foulest of witches. Luckily the average village folk have the Witch Burners to help stop witches from tainting the Wiki Village with their evil magic.
To become a Witch Burner just sign up, grab a pitchfork and torch, and slap a template on your page. Remember, witches target village folk even if they are not Witch Burners.
[[User:Your User|User Sig]] <sup>[[Witch_Burners|Hunt!]]</sup>
[[User:Your User|User Sig]] <sup>[[Witch_Burners|B!]]</sup>
on your nickname under Preferences with Raw Signatures on to show that you are a witch burner
If you are unsure of the user being a witch, try this simple logic and test. Witches float, like wood. Wood also burns, like witches. So if we test them by setting them on fire and they burn to death, they are a witch!
- Sonny Corleone
- A Bothan Spy
- Bob Hammero
- Grant Page
These are witches targetted for witchcraft. They will be tested in the upcoming weeks. If they weigh more than a duck then they are a witch.
Witches burned until now
This box represents the fire we used to burn the witches!
Witches we failed to burn
These are Witches that have used their evil Drama Magic to confuse us, thus slipping through our pitchforks sometimes disguised as one of us. However, those that trick the Witch Burners find their fate at the stake.
These are people that at one time defended a witch or opposed the Witch Hunters.