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Jerden Rules Crowbank
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Abbreviation:	JRC
Group Numbers:	Small but hopefully growning
Leadership:	Jerden
Goals:	The acceptance that Jerden Rules Crowbank
Recruitment Policy:	Anyone can join
Contact:	Contact jerden in game, or via Radio Crowbank! (Unless you haven't got the Radio Operation skill. You should have known it was useful!) Alternatively, use Jerden or this group's discussion page.

‎	Player Killer Group
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This Group is a PKer Group and supports the act of Player Killing.

	Short-wave Radio Info
	The Crowbank suburb has the following active radio stations. Freq: 26.16: Radio Crowbank

A group dedicated to maintaining that Jerden Rules Crowbank and to spreading this incontrovertible truth. Survivor, Zombie, PKer, Fugitive, whatever, you can join! We support PKing in our proclamation of the Truth, but you don't have to. JRC believe that having fun in whatever state you are in is the best way to live in this crazy town. You can support JRC in whatever way you want to!

Please put JRC if you join us, not Jerden Rules Crowbank. It's easier.

Chances are you want to find out more about this group, its aims and its members. Its likely we killed you or somebody in proximity to you for not being a resident of Crowbank. Jerden aims to enlighten you as to his aims and what you should now do. (Join JRC! Come to Crowbank)

JRC is open to all offers of friendship from like minded groups. Contact Jerden on my discussion page and we'll see what we can do. Any groups against us tend not to ask politely, but you can give it a go. Any enemies that want peace... Contact jerden and we'll discuss it.

History

Some time ago, aimless and probably insane PKer Jerden (Profile here: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714 ) declared himself High Lord of Crowbank, for reasons unknown to all (including him). After a varied past, Jerden set up this group, Jerden Rules Crowbank, so that others may show support. It helps his ego. Unfortunately, not everyone agrees, and there have been many Regicides of the High Lord, mildly inconveniencing Jerden until someone got round to reviving him, although he did get to do some fun breaking and entering, so it's not all bad. Jerden demands they apologize and stop doing it - it hurts, emotionally and physically! Mildly inconvenience them, that will show them! (Bullets and stab wounds are mild inconveniences in Malton.)

However, jerden is not the mindless lunatic people may think he is. He has great pride in his suburb, and a strong sense of something warm and fuzzy exists withing his circle of friends. He likes speaking, listening, debating, arguing, shooting, doesn't mind dying, and really enjoys avenging himself. Often in that exact order. Jerden can probably be found in a lit police department in Crowbank, searching for ammo, or maybe hiding in a dark building. Or breaking into a building as a zombie. Or killing people outside Crowbank. Nothing personal, just come to Crowbank and you won't die again unless you make it onto our Enemies list. That's politics for you!

News

Jerden will try to participate in Order 66. You can too. The link explains it better than I can, but jerden is going to be travelling for a little bit if you're wondering where he's going.

EXECUTE ORDER 66

Everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen.

Jerden has taken out GoingMad (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=987551) in the NW corner of the Hildebrand Mall of Roftwood. It took him ages to find someone on the list, (http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Sith_of_November:_Order_66/Contacts) but it was worth it for this excuse to go PKing. --Jerden 16:52, 12 November 2012 (UTC)

He also found RaiiaN in Woodroff Mall of Tollyton, and thought of a good sith one liner this time: "The Sith of Nvember strike again! You've already lost, but loose again anyway! Order 66!" That one took me ages! --Jerden 18:04, 14 November 2012 (UTC)

Immediately After that jerden found Spartan91 (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1786645) in the SW corner of the Mall. Head there to finish him off quickly! Jerden ran out of AP, so he couldn't. Please don't disapoint the good Spartan! --Jerden 18:14, 14 November 2012 (UTC)

"Remember remember the failure of november" - *You painted the walls with a red substance coming from Spartan91's brains.* --Leiter 09:28, 15 November 2012 (UTC)

Recruitment

Anyone can join JRC, as long as you are willing to say that Jerden Rules Crowbank (Or the Zamgrh equivalent, Garban ranz Gargazzb!rdbang - literally Jerden runs Carcass-birdbank!) and follow a few simple rules (Written Below). Zombies are as welcome as the Living, as JRC seeks to appeal to both sides of Crowbank society. Jerden enjoys playing as both zombie and human, but JRC members can choose for themselves how they want to live/unlive.

If you join JRC you gain access to our Health Benefits (We won't shoot you) and jerden promises to listen to your opinions. Whether or not he acts upon them is another matter, largely dependent on how much flattery you use, but he will at least listen and care. Finally, anything you do that doesn't break the rules on this page is technically legal in Crowbank, but very few people obey jerden. Sorry, but we're currently trying to change that. You can help!

Rules (Members of the group must):

Never attack members of JRC. Seriously, don't. The punishment for breaking this rule is to be shot on sight. (I know that shooting traitors actually breaks the first rule, but I'm writing these rules, not you.)

Always say something before PKing someone. It's only polite, and pre-death one liners are cool. Plus it helps them to understand why they must die. Ignorance of JRC is a disease to be cured!

Attempt to spread the group. In whatever way you want to.

Try not to PK newbies, but instead attempt to indoctrinate them in the ways of our group. Seriously, don't PK any Level 1s, as it's a bit cruel. It's hard enough from them, and I like to think this makes us cultured killers. You choose for yourself when you think they need the stick and not the carrot.

Don't say anything that you wouldn't want someone to say to you in Urban Dead (ie no text rape or anything too offensive). In game Death Threats are probably fine, as a member of this group will get used to them.

Play fair. No Zerging.

Work to improve the Crowbank experiance (whatever that means!).

Guidelines (Members of the group are encouraged to, when in the mood):

Repair buildings in Crowbank and fight off zombies, to improve our positive image.

Defeat enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank, to murder that positive image. (Enemies is anyone you or another member have a reason to dislike!)

Try to keep dark buildings (clubs and cinemas) in Crowbank Dark but unruined. They're good hiding places. Survivors shouldn't sleep outside, PKer's probobly shouldn't sleep in well lit buildings. Basic common sense.

Spray, shout, and radio propaganda everywhere. Especially in Crowbank. And I mean everywhere.

Stay near to Crowbank. Of course, its best to kill the ignorant outside Crowbank, but stay pretty near.

Greet other members of the group with a secret and elaborate handshake ritual. You think of one for yourself, I forgot mine.

Have Fun!

Suggestions (Members of the group can, if they feel like it):

Think of cool titles for themselves, like Master of the Vague Titles of Crowbank. Unfortunately, High Lord of Crowbank is already taken. Sorry.

Kill random people outside Crowbank to encourage them to go into Crowbank. We encourage immigration. Forcefully.

Attempt to create a wall of ruined buildings around Crowbank, in order to protect ourselves.

Amateur Philosophy

Our Philosophy is simple (rather like jerden's aims), and based around the fact that in Malton, Death is temporary and harmless, and so should provide the most fun possible for everyone. It doesn't matter what you do, how many players you kill or how many times you die, as long as you enjoy it. Whether you're informing people of the error of not inhabiting Crowbank, avenging JRC, reading the report of your death at the hands of a misguided fellow killer or simply smashing down barricades and eating Harman Bra!nz, a member of JRC will simply cackle with glee. If you kill them, they know you. If they kill you, they know you. If they know you, they know JRC. If they know JRC, the battle is half won. (The second half's harder, but who cares?)

Therefore dying or being revivified is not a problem, as it simply offers new opportunities, and getting killed or revived is pretty easy. This also means that PKing should not be viewed as evil, but just as another way of playing the game. Alternatively, PKer Killing is also a valid occupation, for the PKers who want to fit in with everyone else. Alternative to the Alternative, PKerKer Killing is another valid option, and really just preemptive self defense. Let's face it, accepting PKing means accepting that lot too. As legitimate targets. Jerden refers to this as "The Game", and it really is fun. They kill you, they hide, you kill them, you hide, and so on. It makes playing Urban Dead more fun for everyone involved, and that is JRC's intention.

But, I hear you say (Or maybe I'm just hearing voices...), some people don't want to die! So what? They'll get used to it! Being a Zombie's great fun! And getting revenge is pretty easy and very enjoyable if you feel like it (We don't mind dying, we just enjoy taking revenge!).

Also, we're Communist Monarchist Capitalist Anarchists. Just so you know.

Register (These guys... these are your friends! Definite Green List!)

Add your name, Title and profile link below to show that your membership. Oh, and obviously add JRC as your group on your profile. How else will we become the most popular group in Malton?

Jerden, Self Proclaimed High Lord of Crowbank,[1] http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714

Leiter, The other left hand of Jerden. [2] http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2041094

Allies of Jerden Rules Crowbank (Green list)

DOYR (Deserving of your respect), SNBH (Should Not Be Harmed), PAGITATYCSYDMAMAKT (Probably A Good Idea To Add To Your Contacts So You Don't Make A Mistake And Kill Them):

All the Hyena Pack. There's a few talking Hyenas around Crowbank, well, jerden thinks they talk. They could be figments of his imagination. Anyway, don't shoot them unless they attack you first. Stroke the adorable things instead, at every opportunity! Hyenas love to be stroked! Treats are also good.

Panzergruppe Arnheim with Anja Arnheim (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1729289) their leader. While initially there was conflict, Anja and Jerden had a little talk and we came to an agreement - mutal ceasefire and protection of Crowbank, proving that jerden is usually willing to compromise. There's plenty of targets in Malton!

Google Translate, for providing such wonderful Latin for our motto. It means "Jerden Rules Crowbank, Accept". Some people have said that that's incorrect Latin, but they are morons. The only purpose of Latin is to NOT be understood by commoners, and so sound fancy and pretentious. Incorrectness increases this effect, as even those who speak Latin have to guess at what it means.

Microsoft Publisher, for providing the software necessary to create the Coat of Arms. Is it an impressive, modern, zombie apocalypse themed take on the medieval heraldic crest? (The correct answer is yes). After all, it's simply replacing swords with shotguns and battleaxes with fire axes, but keeping the crown to signify leadership.

Enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank (Red List, Kill When Convenient)

See http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Jerden_Rules_Crowbank:_Enemies_List. It's a fascinating read!

Disclaimer

Jerden Rules Crowbank is not technically a PKing group, merely one that thinks that PKing is a fun, safe, and family-friendly way to spread their message. You don't have to PK to join the group, although remember that any enemies we may happen to make may not understand this subtle distinction. In fact screw that, if they're our enemies they're probably not too considerate so they definitely won't understand.