Militant Order of Barhah/Locator

The MOB Locator
Abbreviation:	MOB Loc
Group Numbers:	All zambahz welcome!
Leadership:	Jorm & his commanders of BARHAH
Goals:	BARHAH!
Recruitment Policy:	Shamble to where the MOB is, join in the fun.
Contact:	Barhah.com

Az harh zambah ranrah? An n!b ah zahm brazzarah (or zazzarah) rabb? Habba b!g hangrah? Mahb haz bra!nz! Mahb haz BARHAH! Gam an barg zahm, zambahz. Hazzah!

Translation for the Zamgrh-impaired: "Is your zombie lonely? In need of some brotherly (or sisterly) companionship? Very hungry? MOB has food! MOB has BARHAH! Come and get some, friends. Hallelujah!"

What is the MOB Locator?

The Militant Order of Barhah is well known for keeping its bahbah zambahz well nourished -- helping them grow quickly into strong, scary, ruthless brain-eating fiends. But MOB also loves ferals in general.

The MOB Locator is a tool for all feral zombies, bahbah or b!g mama/papa alike. In return for helping us meet our objectives -- and to show survivors what zombies working together are capable of -- the MOB Locator will help you find a constant supply of fresh, juicy, and (usually) ripe bra!nz.

All you need to do is look at the map below and follow the trail of red to MOB's current location. Once there, listen for the Feeding Groans and join us in giving survivor-kind the glorious gift of BARHAH!

The most up-to-date information on MOB activities can be found in the announcements section. You can also check out the Militant Order of Barhah forum at barhah.com for more detailed information on what the horde is up to.

Where is the Militant Order of Barhah?

Current Suburb Location

Bright Red = Current location of the MOB
Dark Red = Previously visited suburbs

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Current Suburb Activities Map

Pink = Currently under attack
Gray = Ruined

The Malton Suburb of East Grayside

NW N NE W Holmyard Auto Repair Gutch Park a factory a warehouse Beable Street St. Hilda's Hospital Mayne Alley Rudkin Crescent a junkyard the Tardew Building wasteland Linthorne Alley Yule Boulevard Wicks Bank Mallett Avenue Grice Crescent Railway Station Willison Lane the Wykes Motel a junkyard Adalbert General Hospital Budge Walk wasteland a factory Stock Grove Shakelton Auto Repair the Thyer Arms Cousins Towers Prole Street a warehouse Witchell Street Police Department St. Odile's Hospital Coomb Row Railway Station Poncione Grove Leonard Street Wellington Plaza a warehouse Baynton Street Templman Way the Cresley Arms Mathews Park Sparrow Row Lilly Walk a carpark Boden Row Gooding Way Heeks Row Newbould Way Webbey Boulevard Chetle Park Shaughnessy Row Babb Boulevard the Bingham Monument Frederick Bank a carpark the Wensleydale Bldng RUINED Binning Way PD RUINED Liminton Auto RUINED Comes Drive Easthill Row a carpark Club Lippett the Zwanenburg Museum Rather Grove Rodman PD RUINED Prigg Alley Tobit Grove Railway Station Duffill Alley a junkyard Pook Walk Ambrose Street a carpark Lambourn Library Laver Way the Bligh Monument Pell Walk Cooksley Cinema RUINED wasteland Tutchen Walk Police Department Dart Park the Dury Museum Scarman Auto Repair Tharratt Library the Spear Arms Ellard Walk School RUINED Wilbraham Cinema Pinchen Plaza Meeker Plaza School Ha Auto Repair Hallaran Bank Chilcot Cinema the Wicklen Monument Sixtus General Hospital UNDER ATTACK Boode Place Fire Station the Angerstein Bldng RUINED Pearl Street Brogan Drive the Stribling Building Purser Way the Summers Museum Sparks Library E SW S SE

Announcements

This area is for official announcements, please refrain from commenting here unless you are a representative of The Militant Order of Barhah. Archived announcements can be found here.

30 August 2008 - MOB has it's assault on East Grayside. Several structures have already been ruined.-- FLZ ^(MOB)

27 August 2008 - MOB has steamrolled into Hollowmstown. Come and join us in ruining this place! -- FLZ ^(MOB)

23 August 2008 - Can you hear the groans in the East? That is MOB. We are moving into Wyke Hills, and have all sorts of yummies to share! Please remember to feed the bahbah zambaz. :D -- FLZ ^(MOB) 23:16, 23 August 2008 (BST)

21 August 2008 - MOB has ruined Buckley Mall. Now onto destroy any semblance of life in the rest of Buttonville! Barhah! --FLZombie 05:19, 21 August 2008 (BST)

19 August 2008 - The Militant Order of Barhah has moved into Buttonville. All neighborhood zombies invited to attend and open house at Buckley Mall. hors d'oeuvres began this morning, but will continue throughout the night. RSVP to MOB on IRC #mob. Barhah! --FLZombie 21:54, 19 August 2008 (BST)

13 August 2008 - MOB has arrived to Kinch Heights. May all of the survivors find Barhah!--FLZombie 00:29, 15 August 2008 (BST)

06 August 2008 - The MOB has arrived in Spicer Hills where the brainz are spicier and the hills are um...hillier!!! Come and feast on this fresh suburb with us by joining us in the IRC, checking our Suburb Activity Map, or by following the feeding groans. MAHB MAHB BARHAH! --BrainsTasty 05:10, 7 August 2008 (BST)

06 August 2008 - There are still some brains dotted around the place but most TRP's have a bad case of ruin! We're down the south of the suburb, spread out amongst all those buildings, sniffing out the harmanz --TouchingVirus 18:36, 6 August 2008 (BST)

01 August 2008 - Would you like Bra!nz, but without the waiting for strikes? The NE corner of Tompson Mall is ruined and open! Come on in and grab a bite of Harmanbargar from any of the three remaining quadrants! Eat as much as you please with a sleeping spot one square away, so come on in today! Techercizer ^(Food) _(TSoE) 03:03, 1 August 2008 (BST)

_{The Militant Order of Barhah is not responsible for any tummy aches that may or may not occur in zombies present at an all you can eat buffet}

26 July 2008 - Are you hungry? MOB has opened up Major Cinema, discovering inside over a dozen sleeping harmanz - to the delight of passing ferals that are heeding our feeding groans. Stay close, because MOB will keep us all fed! --FLZombie 16:59, 27 July 2008 (BST)

Public Strike Times

The secret to The MOB's success rests on its efficient, coordinated strike groups. Below are strike times for when getting past 'cades is tough. If you cannot make these times, you may still be able to find harmanz that we have tenderized to low health and dragged outside. Listen for the groans.

Note: Click on your strike time to confirm it. DST for MOB starts on the second Sunday of March, and it ends on the first Sunday of November - so the strike time is one hour earlier than posted during that interval.

Inquisition Team	UTC	PDT	EDT	AEST	Other	Leader	Second
The Inquisition	03:00	20:00	23:00	13:00	Convert	Amber	Durumana
Bairn Ceatharn	15:45	08:45	11:45	03:45	Convert	Liche
Barhahry Corsairs	10:30	03:30	06:30	20:30	Convert	bisfan

If you would like to attack with the Militant Order of Barhah in person, join us during one of our strike times in our IRC channel by using one of the options below:

• irc.nexuswar.com #mob (requires IRC client)
• Go to www.nexuswar.com/irc, type a nickname, and when the new window pops up, type: /join #mob and press enter (requires Java)
• Go to www.mibbit.com, change the server to Nexuswar.com, change the room to #mob, type a nickname and click connect (should work on most computers)

Visitors are always welcome in the IRC -- except during strikes. However, if you're a feral wanting to feast with the MOB, hop into the IRC and let us know beforehand. We'd love to meet you!

How do I join the Militant Order of Barhah?

This one is easy! Just head for the current location. Add "Militant Order of Barhah" in the group field of your profile. Don't forget to sign up at Barhah.com and join MOB's s00per sekrit forums! And don't be shy to join us on IRC at irc.nexuswar.com #mob.

Finally, if you have a Wiki account here, please show your support by adding this nifty template to your User or Group page:

	Militant Order of Barhah
	The MOB is coming...

{{MOB}}

To see who rolls with the MOB, check out the MOB Squad list.

Other Resources for Zombies

• Iwitness - Use it. Period. 'Nuff said.
• City Wide Scent Map & Project SIMPLE - Malton-wide horde tracking using Scent Death maps.
• Centering Map - Useful for finding and getting to targets.