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Cometh the Axeman

Tarquin Parrott (known to his prison buddies as Cometh the Axeman) – convicted murderer, legendary drunkard, and father of the infamous Cutey Snugglekins.

The bad news is he's escaped from his luxury padded cell.
Worse, he's escaped straight into the hellhole that is Malton.
Worse still, he's armed with his favourite fire axe.
Even worse than that, he's more than a wee bit sozzled (which would probably explain his choice of clothing).

Surrounded by dozens of zombies and with no police to stop him, he found himself right at home... but is it only a matter of time before he starts taking out his violent tendencies on the living? Or will the abundance of alcohol still flowing in the city simply lead to a one-man drunken rampage of vandalism, obscene graffiti and pools of vomit littering the streets?

Toxicology report

Initial findings from a post-mortem conducted some months ago on a then-zombified Axeman indicate that the sheer amount of alcohol and other unidentified chemicals in his blood causes a somewhat undesirable reaction to the infection carried by some zombies, in as such as when revived while still infected he will go on a wrecking spree. However, if not infected he is generally docile and will act as a constructive member of society. This effectively makes him a triple nature character, as opposed to a dual nature character. Therefore, citizens are strongly advised to administer first aid to him at the earliest opportunity, whether living or undead.

The following list is a document of known piñatas attributed to this sorry individual: -

  1. McDonald Drive Fire Station in Pegton. 10:12, 30 August 2010 (BST)
  2. The Casely Building in Starlingtown. 21:16, 2 September 2010 (BST)
  3. The Donovan Motel in Paynterton. 19:40, 3 September 2010 (BST)
  4. Thorp Way Fire Station in Paynterton. 12:13, 4 September 2010 (BST)
  5. The Robbins Building in Paynterton. 07:15, 5 September 2010 (BST)
  6. Warehouse 84,65 in Vinetown. 09:08, 20 October 2010 (BST)
  7. The Owsley Building in Houldenbank. 14:45, 24 October 2010 (BST)
  8. Taswell Towers in Vinetown. 17:49, 25 October 2010 (BST)
  9. The Daniels Museum in Vinetown. 21:56, 29 October 2010 (BST)
  10. Sellek Way Fire Station in Pegton. 20:16, 31 October 2010 (UTC)
  11. The Hunter Building in Pitneybank. 14:09, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
  12. The Mechel Museum in Buttonville. 07:06, 7 November 2010 (UTC)
  13. The Pack Building in Wyke Hills. 09:25, 8 November 2010 (UTC)
  14. Feldstein Bank in Kinch Heights. 09:51, 16 December 2010 (UTC)