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===History===


DM was at a Punk Club in east Malton when the outbreak took full swing. Zombies had broken through the doors and were attacking everyone in sight. He and a few others managed to get out through the back of the building. As they were escaping through the narrow alleyways they encountered a small group of armed militia, and a larger group of Zeds. The militia fired upon the advancing zombies even though DM and his group were in the way. DM took a blast to the chest. As he lay dying a medic stopped to grab him, but was told to '''''Leave the scum to rot with the rest'''''. He must still remember this event, as he attacks the Military even more fiercely than he does civilians. He claims [[Whittenside]] as his home now.
DM was at a Punk Club in east Malton when the outbreak took full swing. Zombies had broken through the doors and were attacking everyone in sight. He and a few others managed to get out through the back of the building. As they were escaping through the narrow alleyways they encountered a small group of armed militia, and a larger group of Zeds. The militia fired upon the advancing zombies even though DM and his group were in the way. DM took a blast to the chest. As he lay dying a medic stopped to grab him, but was told to '''''Leave the scum to rot with the rest'''''. He must still remember this event, as he attacks the Military even more fiercely than he does civilians. He claims [[Whittenside]] as his home now. Also see [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1344772 DirtMan's Socks].





Revision as of 05:51, 1 September 2008

About Me

My Name's Mike. I've been The DirtMan since late 1987. I was working as an Archaeology Teacher in an afterschool program. I taught grades K-6. Some of the kids were too small to be able to handle the big buckets of dirt. They'd call for the Dirt Man, to help them out. That was me.

After a while the name stuck, and I've been The DirtMan, ever since.

It was only natural that I named my 1st UD character DirtMan, and that I named my UDWiki presence the same.

All of my alt's are paid for!

IMHO...If you play...You should pay!



Characters

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Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.



DirtMan

Profile

The DirtMan joined the Zombie Forces fighting in Malton on 2005-10-10. He is a dedicated to the Zombie cause and a member of Feral Undead. BANGARANG! He was previously a longtime member of the Undying Scourge before that group disbanded and becam a Malton legend. He participated in Dia_de_los_Muertos and On_Strike with that group. He is also quite fond of Gah Zabbang. His personal motto is Harmanz, ambraz arh Zgaarm! (Humans, embrace our Storm!)

Zombie appearance

A 20something, Mohawked Punk-Rock kid wearing jeans, boots, a black leather jacket and a huge chest wound in his Dead Kennedy's t-shirt.

Survivor appearance

Kind of the same, just less, well, dead!

History

DM was at a Punk Club in east Malton when the outbreak took full swing. Zombies had broken through the doors and were attacking everyone in sight. He and a few others managed to get out through the back of the building. As they were escaping through the narrow alleyways they encountered a small group of armed militia, and a larger group of Zeds. The militia fired upon the advancing zombies even though DM and his group were in the way. DM took a blast to the chest. As he lay dying a medic stopped to grab him, but was told to Leave the scum to rot with the rest. He must still remember this event, as he attacks the Military even more fiercely than he does civilians. He claims Whittenside as his home now. Also see DirtMan's Socks.


ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Dead
This user is a zombie and proud of it.


FUvulture.jpg Feral Undead
This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool.
Banana.gif B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.
DeathValley.jpg Scorched Earth
This user supports the
Scorched Earth Policy.
Cowtipper.jpg Cow Tipper
This user is a Cow Tipper.


Biohazard.gif Salt The Land
This User or Group supports the Salt The Land Policy & acknowledges that all zombies should end their day in a ransacked NecroTech building whenever possible.


Mall-ruined-small.jpg

[84,89] - [86,91] (bic) (statuses) (update)
Fort Perryn
Still in undead hands, 16 zeds in gatehouse.
Wager4Caiger (talk) 12:01, 16 February 2024 (UTC)


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Timo Ducca

Journal

Timo's Journal

Profile

Timo is a dedicated Military character. He was created on 2008-04-02 and belongs to the group Ständige Vertretung. He is also a part-time Malton Telephone employee.

Survivor appearance

In his early 20s, Timo looks more like a Skater/Boy Scout wearing dirty cammo's and carrying his Jugendgruppe Rucksack. But the look in his eyes will tell you differently.

Zombie appearance

He's so terrified of Zombies, he'd probably toss himself out a window rather than get bit.

History

The Story of a Youth Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was... (Maerchen von einem, der auszog, das Fuerchten zu lernen...)

Timo and his brother Josef had been helping to train new members of the Malton Jugendclub in a secure area of Old Arkham when a huge horde of zombies broke out through the woods and began to attack the camp. It all happened so fast that not many of the boys had time to react and get away. Josef fell, and was bitten on the arm. Timo pulled out his pistol and fired off a few rounds into the things till they both could scramble away. They ran till they found a small farmbuilding, and tried to bed down for the night.

By the next morning Josef's infection had spread quickly. We've got to get to Tapton and StäV, the medics there can help you. I can't Timo, I can't make it. Don't let me die like this Timo, you know what you have to do. No, I can't...you can't die Josef, you're all I have! Do it, you know you have to!

Timo could barely see through the tears in his eyes as he aimed the gun...

Sometimes when he's aiming up and judging a shot, you can hear him whisper...Josef!


StäV Logo new.png Ständige Vertretung
This user is a Member/Supporter of StäV


RAF Private.jpg Private
This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie.
Know what you are talking about.
Malton Citizens Broadcast
This user or group follows the
Radio Transmission Conduct Protocol


Maltel.gif Malton Telephone
This user is a MalTel Employee.


Syringe crosshairs sml.jpg Fertilize the Land Policy
This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost!


Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Rat Tactics
Survive. Revive. Thrive.


HIPS

Mall-safe-small.jpg

[52,80], [53,80], [53,81] (bic) (statuses) (update)
Pole Mall
26.05 MHz: "Pole Mall is up and powered."
--VVV RPGMBCWS 02:30, 9 March 2024 (UTC)


Tapton Barricade Plan


40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49
70 a factory
the Stoate Building
a factory
Moxham Grove
Pearcy Bank
the Merewether Monument
Marston Way
a warehouse
St. Paul's Church
the Jenys Building
70
71 Bragge Cinema
the Streets Building
Clelford Square
Gawen Grove
Dineen Park
Chetwind Lane
Reid Square
the Osler Building
Larkins Square
a carpark
71
72 the Bruford Building
the Honeybone Building
Attkings Square
Swithun General Hospital
Earle Towers
Thomson Lane
the Wagner Building
Whittaker Boulevard Fire Station
Kentisber Plaza
Bythesea Drive
72
73 St. Matheos's Hospital
Rhodes Park
RP
Cullingford Road Railway Station
Durand Drive
Hibbert Place
Longmate Walk
St. Luke's Hospital
the Byfield Museum
Douglass Park
Cread Boulevard School
73
74 Millbanks Way
the Boobyer Building
Gilson Plaza
the Sayce Building
the Shartman Monument
the Bainton Arms
Morrhall Drive Fire Station
Brookman Alley
Haag Plaza Police Department
Hobbs Row
74
75 Sherston Grove Fire Station
wasteland
Zuryk Bank
the Crang Building
MPM
Brimacombe Grove
a warehouse
Dix Place
RP
Sabine Towers
Florence Lane
Gullifer Walk
75
76 Prankhard Plaza
a factory
Clay Place
the Passant Monument
Beastall Drive
Osbert Bank
a warehouse
Compton Park
Beville Auto Repair
Rugg Auto Repair
76
77 a factory
Fearns Grove
Kenworthy Plaza
Bonfield Alley
St. Piran's Church
Snelgrove Way
St. Emelia's Church
the Kene Building
Pester Square
Hayte Library
77
78 Laverton Walk
the Chaffin Building
RRP
Hills Drive
Clanfield Boulevard
Garven Drive
Merewether Park
Templeman Auto Repair
Priestly Street Fire Station
Triggs Auto Repair
St. Cyprian's Church
78
79 the Ikiff Motel
the Waggott Monument
Humphreys Boulevard
Club Townsend
Club Broadbelt
the Winwright Building
the Lewen Museum
a carpark
Tutcher Place
the Deny Hotel
79
40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49


LEGEND
Extremely Heavily Barricaded Very Strongly Barricaded No Barricades
Auto Repair Shops Hospitals Other (non-TRP)
Factories and
Power Stations
NecroTech Buildings Unbarricadable
Forts and Malls Police Departments
MPM: Mobile Phone Masts RP: Revive Points


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A Pantomime Horse

Profile

Pantomime Horse is a dedicated Civilian character. She was created on 2008-04-14 and belongs to 10 Minutes From Hell.

Survivor appearance

In her early 20s, Pantomime looks more like a person wearing a costume, than a real person.

Zombie appearance

In her early 20s, Pantomime looks more like a person wearing a bloody costume, than a real person. She does have a post-it note stuck on her ass that says; "Please Revive!"

History

The Pantomime Horse was working at The Malton Circus, when the outbreak hit. As the tents fell, and people were being rescued, the Pantomime Horse was left behind to fend for herself. Now she doesn't care who or what she kills! PK'er, ZK'er, GK'er or RK'er...It's all the same to the Pantomime Horse!

Now, don't take that wrong. It doesn't mean that she's just a wanton killer. It just means that payback, it's a bitch named, A Pantomime Horse!

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10 minutes from Hell

If we are going to survive,
we need to stick together.
We support 10 mfH safehouses!






Newfireaxe.jpg Axe Crazy
This user has an axe. Do not cross them.


Malton recycle.GIF Combat Revive Any Person
Oh, C.R.A.P.!

Yet another proud supporter of the Malton Zombie Recycling Program


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Callasin

Profile

Callasin is a dedicated Career Zombie with Brain Rot. She was created on 2005-12-07, and currently belongs to the Feral Undead.

Zombie Appearance

A young girl carrying a mangled teddy bear and a dead cat.

History

Callasin's cat had run away, but her parents wouldn't let her go look for it. They said there were bad people out there doing terrible things, so when she peeked out through the boarded up window one day and saw the cat, she let it in. As she reached for the cat, something bit her on the arm. She felt sick, so her parents put her to bed.

When she woke the next day she felt different. She grabbed her teddy and her cat. In the living room she saw her parents, they looked all bit up and dead. She pulled down the boards on the door and went outside. She was still hungry...



FUvulture.jpg Feral Undead
This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool.


ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Dead
This user is a zombie and proud of it.


Eatbrains.gif Brain Rot
Callasin has Brain Rot and wishes to stay dead.


Zombie river icon 2.gif Zombie River Tactics
I am the void that devours all.


Cowtipper.jpg Cow Tipper
This user is a Cow Tipper.


Nichols-mall-logo.jpg Nichols Mall Ruiner
Callasin took part in the ruining of the Nichols Mall on June 14th, 2008.


Giddings-mall-logo.jpg Giddings Mall Ruiner
Callasin took part in the ruining of the Giddings Mall on July 18th, 2008.


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Andy Warhola

Profile

Andy is a dedicated Zombie, and was created on 2008-05-28. He currently belongs to Feral Undead. He has a penchant for attacking Museums and Factories. He claims Quarlesbank as his home now.

Zombie Appearance

A tall, thin, pasty skinned man with shockingly white, spikey hair. He's carrying an art portfolio and a Polaroid camera.

History

A renowned artist, Andy had come to Malton to exhibit his latest collection. He was at his latest exhibition verbally sparring with an art critic, when a commotion broke out. Some rather disheveled individuals began attacking the patrons including the art critic. Andy smugly remarked I guess they're fans. When the small horde turned to him, he instinctively held up the nearest object in front of him as a shield. It was a painting of a Banana. The zombies seemed transfixed for a moment. As he backed slowly toward the door, one zombie (who hadn't seen the painting), bit him on the shoulder.

When he awoke, he felt strange, and hungry. He ransacked the exhibit hall, grabbed his portfolio and camera, and went outside.


ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Dead
This user is a zombie and proud of it.


FUvulture.jpg Feral Undead
This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool.


Cowtipper.jpg Cow Tipper
This user is a Cow Tipper.


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This user and/or group has contributed to the UrbanDead Beer Fund .


Calvert-mall-logo.jpg Calvert Mall Ruiner
Andy Warhola took part in the ruining of the Calvert Mall on July 7th, 2008.


Chitty Cinema
[24, 1]
Chitty Cinema
The Horror of Party Beach (1964) directed by Del Tenney


Mall-in zombie hands-small.jpg

Calvert Mall
Put a fork in it, it's done.
-- Taecsmall.jpg DirtManT|FU|StäV 07:17, 7 July 2008 (BST)




Jeb Hawkes (Monroeville)

Profile

Jeb Hawkes is a dedicated Zombie Character, and was created on 2008-03-19. He currently belongs to the Cornfed Undead. He had been headshot, but re-arose on 2008-06-13.

Zombie Appearance

A spikey haired guy in his mid 20s, wearing a denim jacket, white t-shirt that reads (My Kid ate Your Kid) and jeans.

History


Personal Templates


Digital Clock.jpg Clock
The time is currently 17:40 based on server time.
Badger1colinseddon.jpg ...badger, badger, badger, badger...
This user is of the opinion that badgers rock.
Emo Kid.jpg I hate Emo Kids!
This user believes we should give free razorblades to Emo Kids.
Zeds Ate My Neighbors.JPG Zombies Ate My Neighbors
This user or group is pretty sure that Zombies Ate their Neighbors.
Coffee mug.jpg Coffee Addict
This user believes coffee is the NECTAR OF THE GODS.
Mwmicon.gif Mistakes Were Made
This User reads Mistakes Were Made
Martini.jpg Sobriety
DirtMan is currently Not drunk enough!
Zion01.jpg WE ARE STILL HERE!
This user or group never stopped playing the UD; even when the group "the dead" and other zed groups, made the survivor stats fall all the way to 34%, and yes has this to say....WE ARE STILL HERE!
Rickrolled.gif RickRolled!
This user has been RickRolled and wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Zombiejz9.JPG What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.
FAIR PLAY
I alt but I don't zerg!



Cool External Links


An awesome List of Zombie Films that I found on the Wiki!

Mexican Wrestling! The Lucha-Wiki Ok, I'll admit I put this here for Bullgod!

The Pantomime Horse Sketch.

Sandbox


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I'm The DirtMan, and I approve this message. -- Taecsmall.jpg DirtManT|FU|StäV 05:46, 30 April 2008 (BST)