User:Mallrat/Hermann Munster

Cliche by Name, Filthy Rotter by Nature

Hermann Munster accepts his fate as a walking cliche, or more accurately, a shambling one. Cursed with a flat head, a limited imagination and a cranium full with the rotten, pus-ridden stump of a medulla oblongata, he simply doesn't care.

Munster Marauds Molebank

Munster originally haunted the dreary western edges of Malton such as Owsleybank, then a ghost town (and not much better now).

However, he soon got sucked into bad company and took part in a successful campaign to Paint Molebank Red. Fascinated by Molebank's ubiquitous poop graffiti and engorged on living brains, Munster followed this impromptu touring horde on trips to the Malton City Zoo in Ketchelbank, where he ate numerous rare species and a few of The Malton Zookeepers. By this time he was already a confirmed rotter and took pleasure in the futile attempts to revive him.

Munster Migrates

The as-yet anonymous horde took a right turn and ultimately wound up in Gulsonside, where it took on the task of cracking Blesley Mall before the 2009 edition of the Mall Tour showed up.

Around this time the horde took the name Clubbed to Death, alluding to its mall-siege strategy of seizing clubs and other dark buildings as safe havens (and banging nitespots) from which to assault the eardrums and brainpans of the hapless breathers in their brightly lit safehouses.

After repeated break-ins and mass infections, Blesley succumbed when the nightly screams of its pathetic occupants attracted enough ferals for the mall to be utterly overrun. Mall Tour 09 skipped Blesley as a result.

Clubbed to Death has been in the area ever since, with one brief sojourn in West Grayside to poke fun at Pole Mall Security and play a few club nights at Clapton Stadium during May-June of 2009.

Munster Gets Married

Don't be stupid. Munster may be a rotten, brain-dead meat puppet but he knows better than to accept such a wretched fate.

The Munster Mash

As a member of Clubbed to Death, Hermann enjoys a bit of karaoke, and can sometimes be found spinning the wheels of steel in his DJing sessions at clubs around the CtD 'Salty Zone of Death' such as Club Wadman, Club Simpson, Club Adam and Club Single.

Munster Mottoes

	Anti-Trenchcoater
	Hermann finds people with 20 shotguns and katanas to be obnoxious.

	B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
	This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.

	Blot It Out!
	Hermann supports the Blood Smear Grafitti ability for zombies

	Brain Rot
	Hermann has Brain Rot and wishes to stay dead.

	Du Nu Nu Nu...
	MC Munster can touch this.

	OMG, Yet Another Headshot!
	Hermann is amazed their zombie can still lurch after so many headshots.

	HOARD
	Hermann recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.

	Weapon of Choice
	This user's weapon of choice is his infectious halitosis.

Osmondville Defender

This user is defending The Axtence Building from breathers. He's pretty mellow.

	Salt The Land
	Hermann supports the Salt the Land policy.