User talk:Mad Pierre

Wellplayed !

In Dunston I mean, killing my PK'er alt McPunchinface. :) Ok, so, you delayed my attempt to get a Red Rum four-corners award, but ! I'll get it, eventually. :D Depravia 22:09, 31 May 2008 (BST)

Oddly enough I also was going for the Four Corners award :) --Mad Pierre 23:46, 20 June 2008 (BST)

At last, Recognition.

08/01/2007 - The Marks Building, Peppardville

Jacques de Molay - The 23rd Templar Grand Master in Malton? Returned to the grave.

Keep up the good work.

--Jacques de Molay' 22:06, 9 January 2008 (UTC)-Jacques

Pleased to meet you. I left a wee comment on your User Talk page ;) --Mad Pierre 12:16, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

A Collaboration

-Peace Pipe shuffles rather noisily in, a large, manilla folder stamped "Top Sekrit" in bright red ink in his arms-
Mr. Pierre, I've been thinking, planning,l plotting - yes, even scheming, and I think that The Discordian Society, in conjunction with Playing God, could, would(and perhaps even should) not only spread a few apples, but plant a great big orchard of Goldies in this city. Yes, it's a bit risky, and bit ambitious, but I think you ought to come to the rather dingy Heavens, and I can present to you in full what I'm talking about. Er, don't mind the roaches - they're Mr. D'emics little project...
-He shuffles off, leaving only a dirty post-it note with the words Genocide? written on one side, and a prodigious stench hanging in the air- --Peace Pipe 00:52, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Apologies for the tardy response. I've been busy with FEZ up in Dulston. I tried your boards and they are painfully slow (as in minutes to load a page) and do not allow unregistered members to post. Typical JCONSERV rubbish servers which is why nobody I know uses those boards. Yes, I'd be interested in working with you chaps and I'm sure most of the other Discordians would too. No, I won't be waiting for your discussion boards to grant me access. I'm active on the PKer Hub if you want to contact me there via PM ;) --Mad Pierre 21:58, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I'm waiting for the JConserv servers to come back up so I can move the entire existing forum database to another, more reliable forum host. I've had it up to the nose being unable to coordinate strikes because the lowsy performance of the boards. Bah. Anyway, I'll inform the others of this, as we had been discussing another sort of operation(we'd thought you weren't interested at the moment), and I'll use the Hub to communicate with you. -- Peace Pipe 23:10, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

The Discordian Society

G´day fellow murderer, or should I say Keeper of the greater balance ;) ! Wowbagger told me about your Society. I have been using his account to edit most parts of Kill Deus257 so I kinda´ followed your conversation. I very much like The Discordian Society, your work is visible all over the place, literally! However I don´t think I would fit your group if only because I invented (again with Wowbaggers account,..he´s been rather pissed) the No Policy Policy Template but I still would like to work with you guys. I like the Idea of it, it´s a bit like playing god, not the group though, you´r way more classy. --Wasted wallaby 21:21, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the kind words. We have 2 persons operating in the Gibsonton area ATM and 1 operating with the Flat Earth Society in the Dulston area. We're spreading a few golden apples to the trenchcoater types. Feel free to join us.--Mad Pierre 19:50, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Wowbagger=chaos=growth

Hail!Eris!Discordia! It was a pleasure to read your eulogy brother. Although I have to disagree with the, in my opinion, idealistic beliefs of The Discordian Society that stagnation must be prevented and only the equal assessment of both sides leads to "true harmony". I think Discordianism isn´t a goal you can reach... it´s a state! It cannot be judged or gained. It just happens all the time, it´s part of our world and for me The Discordian Society presents a bunch of scientists who are doing research on that topic.

....Anyway, hope I didn´t bore ya! Its time to face the facts, most of Maltons survivors rather act like sheep and the undead hordes.....well hordes are hordes. Not many were brave enough to join The Insulters so right now Im the only practicing member of my own group....*lol*

Since my alt SillyLillyPilly has finished here work in Tapton and headed for Roftwood I could stop by with unhealthy squint and start insulting the whole suburb,.. or is this considered cheating?

However I do have some real questions: should I show my membership and is there anything I can do for the Society?

So long and thanks for all the chaos!

PS: check out my other group (Kill Deus257) --Wowbagger 17:22, 7 October 2007 (BST)

Yes, please put The Discordian Society in your profile. Wear your group affiliation with pride. You will automatically be on the KOS list of trenchcoaters such as the Burchell Arms Regulars. Feel free to chart your own Discordian course, should you so desire, but please adhere to the Honor Among Thieves Policy whenever possible. It is only fitting that each Pope finds his or her own path. I'm currently performing acts of natural selection in and around Pitneybank. Gin is down south somewhere murdering bigots and sexists. Vladimir was last seen headed for Fort Perryn. And I believe Howard is still trying to save Miltown from the clutches of the zed hordes for some strange reason.

ATM we have no significant group activites planned other than, whenever possible, to visit Fort Creedy and bring some Chaos to the lives of the 600+ inhabitants who are holed up there and ignoring the rest of Malton. Lectures on the nature of the Discordian ideal are ideally punctuated by deaths of selected individuals, preferrably trenchcoaters with ridiculous profiles, bounty-hunters, MPD, BAR and CDF. The Creedy area looks almost as good as the NW for target selection. Also, if you don't do so already, stop by the Red Rum forums and get a heads-up on the current happenings. We have loose alliances with the Rouge Heart Aces and the Flat Earth Society. If you get the chance give succour to members of Red Rum and Philosophe Knights as they seem like good folks. Other than that, have fun spreading the Erisian creed and dispensing golden apples to the deserving. --Mad Pierre 22:13, 8 October 2007 (BST)

Rouge Heart Aces

And why, may I ask, were you looking for me? - Vigeous _RHA 14:35, 26 July 2007 (BST)

I was looking for someone in your group. The civilian population of Malton don't seem to represent "the most dangerous game", they seem more like "cattle". Bounty hunters, on the other hand, seem like much more suitable game.... either that or PKers... homicidal impulses don't make for coherence. I guess that the relevant question is "how does one become affiliated to (or a member of) the RHA?" Or can you point me towards someone who can assist? Mad Pierre 10:58, 14 August 2007 (BST)

That was a rough month or so

Reporting in, finally. I went and preached at Perryn for two glorious days. Then I crossed the map to try to revisit my old home of Dakerstown and distribute pamphlets and bullets. After that redded out, I met the Malton Bounty Emo Killers in Havercroft and after a brief "good work", decided to preach our message to the first person I see in all four corners of Malton. I was heading south and noticed that you seem to be around Pitneybank. Howard's in Gibsonton with me, just happened to crash into him. You think we should grab some cell phones and have a spot of group prayer at St. Matthews' Cathedral? Vladimir Antipov 8:52, 19 October 2007 (BST)

Good stuff. I'm having a few laughs around Fort Creedy ATM, having preached a lesson in every PD in the 4 NE suburbs. Come join me. You've seen Howard. WTF is he up to? Last I heard was his radio broadcast on 26.70 about hunting being good in Gibsonton. He hasn't answered any of my text messages. Bloody Luddite. BTW don't feel obliged to report in, we're Discordians, not the DEM. --Mad Pierre 21:40, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Don't know, but his stint of 'being good' looks like it's over. We had a nice chat the night I found him. When I woke up the next day, there were two fresh bodies outside with golden apples and he had sent a broadcast with thinly-veiled references to our little Society while pinning the kills on the group of somebody who was radiospamming about penis pumps. Distasteful fellow, that one was. I showed him the disadvantages of making the radio sound like the Goddess's spam folder with my axe, due to my current ammo-less state. I took a look around afterward, but Howard was nowhere near. Ah well, if we head up there, we may find him. Vladimir Antipov

interseted in hanging out

I woul say I want to join you guys, but that is just ridiculous...I would however like to wander burbs with you, and PK in the name of Eris...as she would like it to be so...As a Pker, I am Athair Bas, so dont look at Spacer One as an example... Spacer one ^RPM 01:38, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

We Discordians aren't exactly organised. We keep in touch via mobile phone (mostly), the Red Rum PKer Hub discussion forums (sort of frequently) or wiki pages (very infrequently). Feel free to join us if you wish. We have many different motivations (only a couple of us are hardcore PKers) and we value the RP element of the game. Do you have personal motivations in mind? --Mad Pierre 13:11, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Identification

If you hadn't linked to your wiki page I would have blindly revived you, but you let me find out you were a pker :D. Tough luck! LemonHead7t7 *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡|͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|]]| ̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡*̡͌l̡* ^{Talk/PDA/Red Rum/MOB} 23:33, 21 October 2008 (BST)