Talk:Cheap Ass Survivors

Might as well...

Invite you to Viva La Revolution.--Jakezing 02:18, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

I have taken this to the rest of the Cheap Asses. We shall see. - Subotei's Crotch 04:20, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

We decline your invitation. - Subotei's Crotch 23:25, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Why?--Jakezing 00:49, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

General fear and apprehension with regards to joining a group with your stated goals - specifically, the fact that you list numbers 2, 3, and 5. Doubleyou tee eff? Also, the stuff about Ridleybank. - Subotei's Crotch 06:07, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

It's the ultimate goal of survivors, to finaly retake--Jakezing 00:00, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

It's the ultimate goal of trenchies, to "finaly" retake. - Subotei's Crotch 01:39, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Your saying you wouldnt like to be a part of the final battle to retake ridlybank from the zombies after their stranglehold?--Jakezing 03:21, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Among other things? Yes. We have received offers to join multiple groups, and have so far turned them all down. Also, this is a crap-load of colons we have going on here.

If you would read though THE LIBERATION of that suburb is a goal that will be acheived LATER when WE HAVE ALOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE not the crap teams the other assulats were, and not the "One building"

shit.--Jakezing 04:36, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, good luck with all that. And oops, I forgot to timestamp my last response. - Subotei's Crotch 04:48, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Explain why zombies would feel compelled to hold ridleybank, afterall, it's just a suburb, and they are rather easy to get, considering the number of trenchis and other useless elements hidding in suburbs & doing nothing. Ridleybank is like caiger mall was for survivors, it is and always has been a mall, it just happend to either have good people their or alot of outside help.

explain why the zombies would need to hold ridleybank, what does ridleybank do to help say, well, any zombie group. Besides, if the RRF can't hold it's out suburb, why should they have it anyways? It's like caiger in the 3rd seige, the caiger trenchies and refugee's were useless in the battle because they expected help from the big groups. If we attacked ridley as a unified front and the zombies didnt help the RRF, chances are we'de win.--Jakezing 22:26, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

First of all, you screwed up our massive string of colons. Second, you've touched on something important with that one: Ridleybank will fall. Nothing lasts forever, and that includes zombie control of the area. However, it will fall because of the zombies not defending it, not the humans attacking it. Caiger was a failure of human organization. Ridleybank will be a failure of zombie motivation. And whenever that failure occurs, I doubt it will be your revolution capitalizing on it. Or capitolizing on it. Capitalizing? Capitolizing? Dammit, I always mix those up. - Subotei's Crotch 03:30, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Why would i want to? I'll try and be a part of it and see who in my revolution would want to go, and would be a victory for us but why capitalize on it? The conquest(this is a conquest, not a liberation) of ridleybank is to large for one group alone to hold the glory.--Jakezing 19:01, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

This is going on and on for no real reason. I don't really care whether you think you're conquering or liberating or capitalizing or capitolizing. You guys do your thing, and we'll do ours. - Subotei's Crotch 23:06, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Welcome to Darvall

Glad to have you around. Enjoy the sights. Mind the severed zombie hands lying about though. A few have been known to latch onto various body parts to great amusement of others. Damn undead limbs! --Zod Rhombus 06:49, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

On the subject of which, I believe I must make a request - nay, a demand. While strolling through a park whose name I don't remember (starts with a "p"), one of those severed limbs grabbed my pant leg. Now, I was in a rather big hurry, as I had to make an appearance at a local gala for survivors of the Caiger Mall siege. In my rush, the zombie arm ripped my pant-leg. Now, I was able to cover this up that night thanks to the back-up pair I always keep in my pocket. However, that was a very expensive pair of pants. I expect to be repayed within the fortnight. I accept shotgun shells, first aid kits, and revivification syringes. - Subotei's Crotch 23:17, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Revive Points

Can you tell your member booko32 - http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1099400 - not to kill zeds that are waiting at cleary marked revive points? Kinda makes you look more dumb arse than cheap. Welcome to the area - I'm a few doors down in Dunell Hills --Sanpedro 04:09, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

I'll ask him about any Mrh? Cow tipping and get back to you on that one. - Subotei's Crotch 02:35, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Sorry about the confusion, a lot of our guys are still new to UD. We'll let the crew know, thanks for keeping us posted. - HotShotX 03:00, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

No worries - thanks for passing it on Sanpedro 03:08, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Old Pker Trick Got Me / My Own Stupidity

Hey guys, this is Marty Banks... I am the chief of DHPD Uppill Precinct, I'd like to take the time to apologize for my rash action against one of your own; I had mistaken him as one of the pkers/spammers that have been frequenting the mall as of late... The Pker/Spammer in question has two or three X's after his name, I had witnessed him pking and had taken it upon myself to take him out when I saw him again without proof, unfortunately who I had found was actually your guy... Hotshot, I'm sorry for putting you down man; If I ever see you around Uppill, I'll make it a point to break out my good liquor for you. Again, I hope my mistake does not reflect poorly on the department and that in the future I can make amends...

Sincerely, Marty Banks --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:08, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Alright, that's cool. I've taken the liberty of removing you from our KoS list. Not to say that HotShot won't return some of the shells that you so generously gave to him, but I think everything's cool.

Everything's cool, right?

Yeah. Everything's cool. - Subotei's Crotch 22:27, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Damn it all to hell. Someone needs to PM me when this happens, I just murdered Marty with extreme prejudice. Sorry Marty, we'll call a truce from here on out, and I'll remove you (again) from the PK watchlist. --HotShotX 00:52, 12 February 2008 (EST)

Medic... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 06:07, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Umm, Why am I spitting up detergent and gym socks? and why is my hair all glow-like and minty fresh? --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 22:25, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

Washing machines are not revive points, and "Head & Shoulders" shampoo is not a revivification syringe. - Subotei's Crotch 08:15, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

TEST

So who's gonna battle my ABRA on the radio, and when? - JayTOH 23:04, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

I be super effective against that shit, aTOH. Bring it on. - Subotei's Crotch 05:31, 30 March 2008 (BST)

Wan shot first!

Hey, I don't mind that your people "bountied" me in Pole Mall[1]... But you guys might want to know that my alt Wan Yao is not a career PKer and not really a member of the RRF / Gore Corps. It was an April Fool's joke. Cheers! --WanYao 04:27, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Sorry 'bout that, Wan. Didn't even see you around. Damn - you got it from Geo, Budge, AND sp00ge. I'll keep a syringe for the next time our paths should cross. - Subotei's Crotch 03:33, 9 April 2008 (BST)

A Message from TZH

Hiya guys. Cool group. Gotta love a group of gamers who know that paying for stuff sucks when kickass games can be gotten for free. Listen, have to ask. Why are you targeting members of TZH? From your description you are a pro-survivor group. So are we. We have been in the Blythvilles for over 2 years now. Going on 3, beating zombie ass, taking names, and wasting any PKers that mess with us.

You guys have now messed with us, and before this shit gets hot, we wanted to make sure you were PKers and deserving of a huge ass stomping. If you're a pro-survivor group, and have been mislead, or are mistaken about what Team Zombie Hardcore is, maybe we should figure this out and avoid anymore violence. Don't get me wrong, we will stomp you if thats what you want. But really, we would rather: Cade, Heal, Kill, Dump and do other pro survivor stuff.

--Dhavid Grohl 04:55, 27 May 2008 (BST)

It's nothing personal. A few groups were getting rather irritated with your activities in the area, and we had nothing better to do. Consider this a test of mettle and/or metal. If we do a good enough job of keeping you down that you leave the Pippard, then fine, mission accomplished. If you guys drop us like Stephen Harper's Tories did Paul Martin's Liberals, then I can accept that. No, I don't particularly care about the history between you and the BRRC in its various incarnations. Now, if the Undeadites or the Gore Corps or some-such noise show up then I'm all for peace, but until then, party on Wayne.

Shit, I KNOW there's something else for me to add...

Oh, right - I've instructed all my guys not to sleep in an MCM building, and I'm expecting the same from you fine folks. There was a bit of a scuffle in there already tonight (see below), and as much as I don't want to fight in there, I can absolutely guarantee that some/most of my guys will not go for such "safe zones".

Now I gotta go try round up all my inactives and semi-actives. glhfnr20 - Subotei's Crotch 07:24, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Well you never answered the core question. Is your group a PKer group? Vague reports of annoyance don't excuse killing of TZH members. Especially when we have the backing of many groups who are NOT annoyed with us at all. You have provided no justification for your actions, you're not posting bounties... nothing. You're just killing, for no reason. And thats fine. You don't HAVE to have a reason. But I saw that you consider yourself pro-survivor, and I found it interesting that you were PKing members of TZH for no real reason. That being said, our business in Pippard is OUR business. We have had no impact on the revives of innocent survivors in South Blythville, the 3 other NTs in the area have assured that, as have our revives of other survivors. At this point, the only disruption has been caused by PKer groups who have prevented us from continuing our FAK and Revive actions for our allies in the area. Our actions in Pippard have only affected the MSC/BRRC, a group that we have had a conflict with for well over 8 months now. Again, what little harm might have been done to the citizens of the Blythvilles has been more than offset by our pro-survivor presence. I hope to hear an explanation or something resembling an answer soon. --Dhavid Grohl 15:11, 27 May 2008 (BST)

This is Duke Cage, the TZH General. You guys are looking for some fun? How about targeting the softcore A-tards in the Pippard. All they do is piss us off and then get groups like you to come in and fight. It looks like they've declared war, Grohl. Woops. This is going to get super ugly face. TZH doesn't really give up, ever. So prepare for the ass bruising of eternity. Balls To The Whalls! --Duke cage 15:23, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Stamping these fools out of existence will be fun! OBI... SMASH... --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 21:38, 27 May 2008 (BST)

PKing in St. George's Hospital

One of your members recently PKed a member of TZH in St. George's Hospital in Greentown. St. George's Hospital is one of two buildings composing the campus of Malton College of Medicine, a no PK/no bounty collecting neutral zone.

Located in St. George's Hospital (Greentown) at (31, 71), Malton College of Medicine's primary mission is to educate new survivors about how to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic world. MCM serves the medical needs of the Greentown/Brooksville/North & South Blythville area, educates MCM students, and provides an atmosphere of support and encouragement, all with a healthy dose of humor. We do not kill survivors, and we do heal and revive everyone equally. This conflict has been enough of a pain for us already without other groups PKing in our neutral zone. MCM is one of the few places in Malton where both TZH and the BRRC/MSC, the two groups primarily involved in the conflict in Pippard, have both agreed to leave each other alone. It is a place of peace.

How you choose to intervene in this conflict is up to you. (I'm assuming here that the PKing is related to the Pippard conflict.) If you choose to hunt TZH members or BRRC/MSC members we will not intervene, as per our stated policies on PKing, (other than to report it as we would any PKing,) if you will simply take your hunting off our campus.

I do not wish to add Geo Isgod to our DNR list, really I don't. (See our policies page for an explanation). I would much rather have an agreement with your group that you will not PK in St. George's Hospital or the warehouse next door as recognition of our neutral zone status. We will happily heal and revive you and all of your group members, just as we do everyone, if you can simply agree to hunt elsewhere. If you will recognize our neutral zone status and respect our no PKing/no bounty collecting policy, then I will not add Geo Isgod to our DNR list.

The MCM campus is only two buildings in a 100 x 100 grid, composing only 0.02% of Malton, and roughly 0.04% of all buildings in Malton. You may hunt whomever you like in the entire rest of Malton; just please do not PK on our campus. --Violet Begonia _{Dean MCM MOB} 05:33, 27 May 2008 (BST)

You are correct in assuming that this is related to the Pippard business. As you'll note on our Wiki and on Brainstock, we declared war (God, I feel like a tool just saying that, but it's an accurate description) earlier today. I don't imagine that that changes things with you guys, but I can't promise that we'll keep our activities off of MCM property. I'll do what I can to keep the conflict away from there, but the only way that I can guarantee peace is if TZH keeps away from it as well. I'll talk to Grohl about it. - Subotei's Crotch 05:52, 27 May 2008 (BST)

If you'll talk with the BRRC I think you'll find that they support our neutral zone. I'm rather irritated with TZH right now over spraying over our tags and overcading our hospital, so don't think I'm doing this out of any fondness for them. Our neutrality is one of our core principles, and we ask you to respect it, as have the BRRC and brainROT RUM. TZH is very into the whole macho thing, and doesn't like to hide behind our nice, safe skirts. They usually have only one or two members there at most, if any, so you won't be missing out on a lot of potential prey.

Also, we make tons of routine medic runs of the area, and you'll get a lot of free healing and reviving out of this.

We want to be able to heal and revive your members. Please respect our "No PKing zone". The group whom you are there to help, the BRRC, respects our no PK zone, and you'll have plenty of TZH to kill elsewhere. Again, it's 0.02% of Malton.

Thank you. --Violet Begonia _{Dean MCM MOB} 06:28, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Inactive No More

For we couldn't leave her there, you see, to crumble into scale.
She'd saved our lives so many times, living through the gale
And the laughing, drunken rats who left her to a sorry grave
They won't be laughing in another day.
And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again!

Rise again, rise again - though your heart, it be broken
And your life about to end.
No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend
Like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again!

- Subotei's Crotch 10:24, 18 April 2009 (BST) (Also, the late Stan Rogers)

Orphan

here a gift for you.--– Nubis ^NWO 14:30, 20 July 2009 (BST)