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November 30th A series of co-ordinated raids across the suburb managed to take down 5 out of the 6 buildings around Rowcliffe, leaving only the Whicher Building out of zombie hands. It is currently being used as a pantry by the RMF, cracking it open whenever they feel a bit hungry.
These raids have also taken down the hospitals and every building around them. Our scouts report that the USAI seems to be falling back out of Barhah-Raz! Barhah-Raz comes out victorious yet again! A celebration will be held in the First Church of Barhah! We hope it can be catered again like our last one.
No news from the negotiating table.
Glory to Barhah-Raz! Victory for Barhah! Glory to Jorm!
--Bran Eating Zombie 23:38, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
November 29th We continued our work to turn all the areas in Barhah-Raz into an unlit, unbarricaded paradise. More buildings fell to RMF members and some some were even found to be packed with people! They were all slaughtered! We continue our push today!
Down at the hospitals there has been way more successes! At least 2 out of the 3 hospitals are usually ransacked, as well as the surrounding area! Many people marked as belonging to the USAI were slaughtered as well! Truly a great victory for Barhah!
The CDF has offered a counter-proposal, we are currently trying to work out something we can both agree on. Updates will follow when they happen.
Glory to Barhah-Raz!
--Bran Eating Zombie 23:17, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
November 28th The fight around the hospitals intensified. Multiple hospitals fell as well as many surrounding buildings. The intensity of my zombie brothers push managed to drive back the harman scum. The buildings around the hospital were hit, with most of them going down throughout the day, half of them staying down. Various key targets around the suburb were hit as well, driving home the point that this is a zombie suburb now. Harmans should either stay out or report to de-revivification centers. They are all marked on the map of Barhah-Raz.
Negotiations have been restarted with the CDF. We have offered them a reasonable way to end the war and free access to our de-revivification technicians. We hope to be feasting on brains with them soon.
Glory to Barhah! Glory to Jorm! Glory to Barhah-Raz!
--Bran Eating Zombie 23:13, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
November 27th We continued to fight the good fight down at the hospitals. The War Council continued to direct activities from the First Church of Barhah, undisturbed by harman activity. We joined other feral zombie groups in taking down St Siricius's Hospital again and St Matthews Hosptial. We also managed to follow a member of the USAI back to what we believe is their base, killing those inside! They will not sleep well, knowing that we will find them no matter where they hide. They will not take Barhah-Raz! My zombie brothers will fight them off!
Raids were also launched on buildings nearby The Rowcliffe Building and other areas around the suburb. Nowhere is safe!
--Bran Eating Zombie 23:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
November 26th Today was a busy day for the RMF. As the feast of a thousand feasts came to a close, RMF was reminded of the work they needed to continue south, keeping the harman scum out of the hospitals. These buildings work to stop the infection and prolong life, they are completely anti-Barhah. Our forces have helped in taking down St Siricius's Hospital many times. Our work there has succeeded in stopping the harman advance in its tracks. Glory to Barhah! The USAI is proving to be no match for our zombie hordes and Gorilla Strike Force.
Harmanz managed to gain temporary access to the First Church of Barhah, but the Gorilla Strike Force as well as Las Plagas, working in part with *NAME DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS* were able to quickly gain access, killing all the harmanz inside in a matter of a few hours.
The Creedy negotiators have run away scared from the bargaining table once Double War was declared. The double war is on, with no end in sight, as we will not stop until we have our Inquisitorial demands met. To this end, we have been slaughtering CDF troops throughout the the day and night.
In other news, negotiations to bring the RMF into the EAT have been going along very well. We hope to reach a deal very soon, bringing the RMF into this city-wide organization.
Glory to Jorm! Glory to Barhah-Raz! Destroy the Humans! Smash their Barricades!
--Bran Eating Zombie 23:16, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
November 25th Members of the RMF working with nearby zombies came to the First Church of Barhah, as the humans looked around hoping to set up their Necrotech building once more. A large portion of the CDF as well as a few allied forces had fallen into our trap and they were all quickly butchered. They were then served to the waiting crowd as the feast of a thousand feasts began! It was a double celebration, marking not only the safe return of our High and Mighty Grand Poobah, but also the 1 month anniversary since the RMF decided to finally announce our presence to make way for Barhah-Raz. Truly great progress has been made, as we sit and enjoy the brains of our enemies in the grand meal hall of the First Church of Barhah. Our numbers have doubled in the past week and more allied forces are making their way here! We only hope we can keep up the steady supply of brains, delivered to our door, that we have grown accustomed too. We have grown quite used to the convenience.
As we celebrate, we are also preparing ourselves for the horrors that await all those connected to the CDF, as diplomatic talks have broken down. They made claims of Death Cultism happening in our names, but have refused the Inquisitions demands for proof of these allegations. They have responded to our reasonable demands with only insults and confusing babble. We have been forced to declare Double War on them until our reasoable demands are met and these slanderous allegations are shown to be anything other then lies.
Glory to Barhah! Death to Humans! Glory to Barhah-Raz!
--Bran Eating Zombie 23:25, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
November 24th The members of the RMF were getting rather hungry, after not having many humans around for almost 3 days. A vote was taken by the Sacred War Council, and it was decided that we must rectify the situation. To this means, we tricked a small number of humans into coming into the main feasting hall of The First Church of Barhah. They have been served up in a zmargazbarg for the BARHAHerjas who make up the RMF. We have been using the time that they have been trapped inside there to further our massive recruitment drive and strengthen our hold on the rest of Barhah-Raz.
Our Grand High and Mighty Poobah has prepared her written statement.
I was jabbed with a needle on the 13th of November and carried off during an attack on the Rowcliffe Building. I found myself being taught to sort laundry in Fort Creedy as part of some sort of slave labor force. I used my position to put together a disguise and shambled around the fort late at night looking for a way out. While searching I found several cans and a wealth of string in their storerooms that I quickly put to use to re-establish communications with the RMF. Acting with the Sacred War Council, I attempted to recruit as many converts to Barhah as I could with a rousing speech, before putting my escape plan into effect. I was helped by a few recent converts in my escape, returning to join in a raid!
Glory to Barhah!
We continue our feast in her honor into the night!
--Bran Eating Zombie 23:16, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
November 23rd This was a great day for RMF! During the night, our Grand High and Mighty Poobah managed to give a rousing speech at Fort Creedy to a large group of humans during her escape. It seems she was kidnapped in another horrible plot by the NecroTech scientists. She is currently preparing a written statement.
In other news, the massive recruitment drive is going very well! The speech, as well as the spreading news of Barhah-Raz have managed to net us many new recruits. Unfortunately we have managed to attract some death cultists as well. These people refuse to fully embrace Barhah and still fear death. We have launched a full Inquisition into the matter, and hope to bring these misguided souls to Barhah. The word has been put out, that if anyone has news on this matter, it is considered heresy of the highest order to withhold it! The Inquisition will find you!
Our recruiting has also managed to bring to us one of the top scientists from the CDF. He is repenting for his heretical actions by helping us in our mission to realize the true dream of Barhah-Raz!
Glory be to Barhah! Glory be to Jorm!
--Bran Eating Zombie 23:06, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
November 22nd With the Rowcliffe Building firmly in zombie hands, RMF has been continuing the transformation from the old Pegton, to the new haven of Barhah-Raz. To this end we have been smashing up any building we feel harmanz may try and loot. Today included a hit on the Fire Stations, for as we burn down the last of the barricades we don't want the harmanz to try and put them out. Reconstruction efforts are continuing in turning the old Rowcliffle building into the First Church of Barhah, a fitting monument to the BARHAHerjar's who work to improve the suburb and end the evil machinations of the NecroTech who once occupied it.
The search for BroccoliChops continues. We know you harmanz have her, and we will get her back. Your brains shall serve to supply the feast of a thousand feasts, which will commence on her return.
--Bran Eating Zombie 23:25, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
November 21st After a constant stream of raids, we decided to launch a co-ordinated attack on Rowcliffe to celebrate our most recent recruiting drive. This was a massive success, with many humans dead, including many from the CDF. We now control the Rowcliffe Building and will be celebrating all day. All zombies welcome!
--Bran Eating Zombie 13:06, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
In continuing celebration, RMF members have been launching attacks on all nearby buildings, killing harmanz, pulling down barricades and smashing generators wherever they're found!
--Bran Eating Zombie 19:32, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
November 19th/20th A series of small raids were launched at Rowcliffe all night. Making sure the humans can't get a moments sleep. They have continued non-stop into the day. No rest for the harmanz!
--Bran Eating Zombie 19:32, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
November 19th, 2007 Responding to an invitation given to us by one of the leaders of the CDF, a small group of RMF members entered Rowcliffe and proceeded to bite them. We managed to allow the CDF soldiers a small sample of what it is like to feel the zombie infection pumping through their veins. One of their numbers has since succumbed to his infection, and joined us outside of Rowcliffe. We look forward to him standing as one of us!
--Bran Eating Zombie 17:26, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
November 17th, 2007 It has begun. After engaging in a variety of provocative actions against RMF forces and allied Ferals, CDF has declared war on Rowcliffe Must Fall. Planning for the campaign has already begun at the RMF secret meeting spot in front of the Rowcliffe Building. This is a call to arms for all of RMF's Allied Feral Forces to prepare. When the time is right your leaders in the Sacred War Council will call upon you. This is our greatest challenge, one that we will overcome, just like the barricades and puny Harmonz that try to deny us Rowcliffe.
--Fox0ne 03:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
November 15th, 2007 Let it be known that on this date the group Zombies Unlimited has been declared to be heretics and blasphemers of the highest order. They have been observed performing crimes too horrific to describe in any detail, including experimenting on unwilling zombies and using the results of their research to create zombie farms where inexperienced hunters can slaughter baby zombies for fun and practice.
These crimes cannot be allowed to continue, and so it is my duty as Interrogator Chaplain to encourage all good followers of Barhah to strike down these infidels with extreme prejudice.
--Robert Poole 2:57PM, 15th November 2007 (UTC)
November 13th, 2007 While members of the War Council were captured and RMF operations were disrupted, the cowardly and vicious scientists that make up the Necrotech staff have managed to recapture the Rowcliffe building, and even power it back up. The tortured moans of zombies drift from the building, as the harmanz continue their evil experiments. If that wasn't enough, another raid by members of Fort Creedy has managed to capture Broccolichops. We can only imagine the horrors that await her in the harman labs located there.
RMF members are preparing an attack soon, and have gathered up a mob of over 50 zombies. We will get revenge for the harmanz actions over the last week! We will avenge our comrades and cleanse Pegton of the Necrotech scum!
--Bran Eating Zombie 20:13, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
November 7th, 2007 Fox0ne invited me to a fantastic party at Club Randell. There wasn't as much food as we hoped, but that didn't stop us from partying until the building collapsed around us.
--Robert Poole 5:16 PM, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
One of the perks of the RMF Air Command. Whine, Harmanz and Songz. Join Today!
--Fox0ne 17:56, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
November 5/7th, 2007 The unspeakable happened. The harmanz from Fort Creedy have been using spies to watch us, suspected spies include the zombies PaladinDrew and Fyonah. This allowed them to figure out the cause for their recent losses, that being the brilliant tactics being employed by the Sacred War Council. In an attempt to cripple our operations and to study how we operate, a raid was launched into zombie territories. This raid netted two members of the War Council, the Gorilla Strike Force Major General and the Lord Plaguemaster. They were both taken back to Creedy, where they were experimented on by harman Necrotech scientists. After 3 days of torture and study, the captured zombies launched a daring escape, killing their guards and heading out the gatehouse, throwing the doors open to any zombies wishing a late night snack. The timing of this escape could not have been better, for it was done while the scientists were testing the effects of body armor on zombies. As a result, most of the armor is still strapped to Bran Eating Zombie. While the thought of being stuck wearing a harman creation repulsed him, he could not manage to remove the armor. The sting of being stuck wearing a human creation was lessened, when he saw its effectiveness in protecting him from harman attacks. Bran Eating Zombie made his way back to Rowcliffe, where he has been warning all zombies there of the horrors that the Necrotech scientists have in store for them, should they get captured.
--Bran Eating Zombie 14:17, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
November 5th, 2007 This is a historic day in the history of Rowcliffe Must Fall. The Rowcliffe building is in our hands and the entire suburb is painted red with the blood of the harmanz. Pegton belongs to us now.
--Robert Poole 1:00 PM, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
November 4/5th, 2007 After a day of picking off the wretched harmanz one by one, the Gorilla Strike Force decided to bring in the Lord Plaguemaster to help them in finishing up the job. For enjoyable as munching on the harmanz at our leisure may be, Rowcliffe is a building for mah zamabah brazzaz, not the harmanz.
The Lord Plaguemaster entered during a strike, quickly beating a human down and throwing him out into the crowd of zombies outside, to work them into a blood frenzy. He then proceeded to infect 8 of the harmanz, to speed up the process. From inside he watched as the mob outside worked itself up, pouring in to take out all the remaining harmanz. In the end, Rowcliffe was firmly in zambah hands, and a group of close to 40 are celebrating its recapture.
--Bran Eating Zombie 7:40 PM, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
November 3nd, 2007 Many harmanz, including members of the hated Creedy Defense Force were tricked into going into Rowcliffe while our zombie brothers hid outside and in the nearby building. Once they had gathered in sufficient numbers, we sprung the trap. We surrounded the building, trapping the harmanz inside, and started breaking in to pick at this tasty feast of brains at our pleasure.
--Bran Eating Zombie 7:40 PM, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
November 2nd, 2007 This morning we headed down to Cowing Way Police Department with a group of ferals who had helped us to take down Rowcliffe yesterday to stop the anticipated counter assault from happening. We were provided with *INFORMATION DELETED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES* by *INFORMATION DELETED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES* which allowed us to know that *INFORMATION DELETED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES*. Acting on this knowledge, the Gorilla Strike Force launched an all out attack, killing everyone inside. The counter assault was prevented and the building is now firmly in RMF hands.
--Bran Eating Zombie 6:30 PM, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
November 1st/2nd, 2007 Last night, the most horrific of crimes was perpetrated against my person. That's right, I was revived. Once more, the unholy machinations of the NecroTech corporation have conspired to restore me to wretched life.
Fortunately, one of our glorious zombie heroes infected me with a particularly pleasant virus (apparently being infected is actually much less pleasant while alive) and I was able to rapidly advance its progress by running around and franticly digging through piles of stuff.
Now, not only am I dead once more, but I am stronger then ever! Harmanz beware! I will have my revenge!
--Robert Poole 11:42 AM, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
November 1st, 2007 As the fog began to clear, Rowcliffe Must Fall began organizing a second assault to capitalize on the confusion left in the wake of their Halloween party. At approximately 3:30 PM (UTC) we breached the outer barricades and fell as one upon our helpless foes.
After significantly reducing their numbers, the zombies began to chant pro-zombie slogans and sing songs of celebration.
Update: As of 5:57 PM (UTC) the humans have been kicked out of Rowcliffe. It is once again in zombie hands!
--Robert Poole 5:57 PM, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
October 31st, 2007 In celebration of this Halloween Rowcliffe Must Fall has once again engaged in their favourite pastime, storming into Rowcliffe with a bunch of ferals and devouring the delicious brains of those despised scientists within.
The raid was a success with (as of this update) several zombies celebrating in the building and at least one of our mortal enemies lying dead at our feet.
Let it be known that our assaults will not cease until the harmanz have withdrawn from Rowcliffe and ceased their despicable practise of reviving innocent zombies within the borders of Pegton.
--Robert Poole 2:28 pm, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
October 30th, 2007 Rowcliffe Must Fall rushed back to Rowcliffe, noticing that the humans had snuck in to hide from us. We launched a training exercise to test our raiding abilities. The test was a massive success. We struck fear into the humans, killing many. Soon we will be launching our full out offencive.
Bran Eating Zombie 21:51, 30 October 2007
October 26th, 2007 Rowcliffe Must Fall saw the lights coming from Chaning Auto Repair as the wandered past the windows in the Rowcliffe Building. As the came closer to investigate, they saw that it had been extremely heavily barricaded, and could smell blood. They tore their way in, killing the human inside and destroying his generator. They then went to work smashing the inside of the building into disrepair, as a message to the humans.
Bran Eating Zombie 14:55, 26 October 2007
October 25th, 2007 Rowcliffe Must Fall joined a large mob of zombies in taking down Rowcliffe once again. It was packed with over 20 humans, working on wiping out the zombies, but they were all slaughtered.
Bran Eating Zombie 18:15, 25 October 2007 (BST)
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