Rowcliffe Must Fall
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Leadership
Led by a small group of zombies who form the elite Rowcliffe Must Fall Sacred War Council, including Gorilla Strike Force Major General Bran Eating Zombie, Interrogator Chaplain Robert Poole and Supreme Air Commander Fox0ne.
The Sacred War Council is composed of a variety of offices held by zombies who have proven themselves both mighty and clever enough to hold them. The Sacred War Council also exerts authority over the RMF Armed Forces
Known positions in the Sacred War Council include:
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-Interrogator Chaplain This office is currently filled by Robert Poole. Its duties include: maintaining the spiritual purity of the group and its members, coordinating missionary work, supervising the conversion of humans (both voluntary and involuntary) and an advisory role in all spiritual matters. As part of his duty to maintain the purity of the RMF, the Interrogator Chaplain has recently appointed himself Grand Inquisitor of the new RMF Inquisition. |
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-Supreme Air Commander This position is currently held by Fox0ne. His office is responsible for coordinating the Rowcliffe Must Fall Air Command and leading all airborne assaults. Fox0ne has devised a series of plans based upon zombie kamikaze pilots crashing into barricaded buildings. While there is no lack of volunteers among the BARHAHerjar to pilot, Fox0ne has yet to locate an aeroplane, or someone with the skill set to construct one. |
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-Grand High and Mighty Poobah BroccoliChops usurped this office from a hobo with a prison shank and has been using it to pump out pro-RMF propaganda. The department runs completely out of a refrigerator box and she appears to require only a can and some string to run it. Any attempt to take away either object will shut down production completely until they are given back. Also, she believes you have her stapler. |
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-Gorilla Strike Force Major General Bran Eating Zombie is currently serving as Gorilla Strike Force Major General. He is responsible for planning and coordinating of all Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet ops. Black Ops fall under the jurisdiction of The (-Name-Deleted-for-Security-Reasons-). |
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-Lord Plaguemaster Bran Eating Zombie is in charge of spreading the infection to as many humans as he comes in contact with. To do this he has formed an elite Warfighting Force, known as Las Plagas. With the infection comes truth. |
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-Master of Espionage All details about this office are currently unknown or heavily classified. |
Recruitment
Anyone interested in supporting our quest to conquer Barhah-Raz should contact us here and request more information.
You can also email the Sacred War Council at rmfrecruitment@gmail.com
We accept anyone, zombies who have recently risen will be teamed with our mighty BARHAHerjars who will help them in taking down their first kills, and getting into buildings packed full of juicy humans.
Ideology
As responsible members of the larger zombie community RMF is proud to announce support of the following policies:
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Which maintains that supporters should seek to turn Malton into a barricade-free, ruined, and un-lit paradise. | |||
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Which states that all zombies should end their day in a ransacked Necrotech Building whenever possible in order to maintain the ransack and prevent survivors accessing syringes. | |||
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Which is a reflection of the Sacred Ground Policy. If a zombie can't sleep in a Necrotech Building and doesn't have Brain Rot, then they should be safe in the wastelands from unwelcome medical experimentation. | |||
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Which is what it's all about and a key part of the RMF Movement. |
The 10 Commandments of Barhah
as spoken by The Prophet Jorm, to his followers.
| 1) Thou Shalt Not Suffer A Harman to Breathe. | Life is an Abomination. All things must be slain. |
| 2) Thou Shalt Not Suffer A Generator to Exist. | Destroy all generators. The city must be dark. |
| 3) Thou Shalt Eat All the Orange Julius. | Malls have Orange Julius. It's delicious. |
| 4) Thou Shall Ruin the Structure of Man. | Buildings exist to be destroyed. They must be annihilated. |
| 5) Grab Mah Hangan Zambah Bag. | Seriously. Grab it. |
| 6) Thou Shalt Not Fear Death. | The headshot comes to all Zambahz. You must know that it happens. |
| 7) Thou Shalt Embrace the Rot. | The rot protects you from the needle. The needle is anti-barhah. |
| 8) Thou Shalt Not Be An Asshat. | Seriously, don't be an asshat. |
| 9) Thou Shalt Share the Effort of Barricades. | Cracking a building is everyone's job. |
| 10) Thou Shalt Not Zerg. | I'm not kidding. If you do, I'll rip your throat out. |
It is my pleasure to officially announce that Rowcliffe Must Fall is now a Cult of Barhah. Under my spiritual guidance we will flourish, be fruitful and multiply. Anyone suspected of violating the commandments will be subject to immediate investigation by The Inquisition.
--Robert Poole 6:32 pm, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
Propaganda
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Known Members
Bran Eating Zombie
Robert Poole
Broccolichops
Fox0ne
Known Allies
The Glorious Free State of Zomburbia!
Feral Zombies.
Known Enemies
This is just a taste of the Secret Files of the Master of Espionage.
Alliance of Fort Creedy ==> File
Wanted for: Crimes too many to even begin to attempt to name. They are truly the face of the enemy. Their largest crimes include forging a large alliance of humans to attempt to clear out areas such as Pegton and Zomburbia! As well as using zombie spies and assassins to infiltrate our operations and attempt to cripple them.
Creedy Defense Force ==> File
Wanted for: Attempting to take The Rowcliffe Building, stalking a group member and being rude. I'm talking to you Empty Head. Just because we're at war doesn't mean we can't be civil.
Also have started using the despicably cowardly strategy of using zombie traitors and spies against us.
We have currently declared TRIPLE WAR on the CDF. Their failure to comply with the demands of the Inquisition will not go unpunished!
Dogs of War ==> File
Wanted for: Attempting to take the Rowcliffe Building and cheating. We've been attacked by both Sunsnukis and Sunsnukis2 within a short period of time. Damn zergers.
Continuing with their zerging tradition, we were just attacked by Dzia and Dzukas, one right after the other. It seems their entire leadership cheats and probably the other players too. Kill these zergers on sight.
M.E.R.C.Y. ==> File
Wanted for: Working with the evil NecroTech scientists in an attempt to rid Malton of zombies. Attempting to control the Rowcliffe Building.
Outbreak Control Unit ==> File
Wanted for: Plotting to assault The Rowcliffe Building as well as RMF members, fully encouraging the heretical and cowardly practice of using zombie spies as well as blaspheming Barhah.
The Scarlet Lantern ==> File
Wanted for: Plotting to take and hold the Rowcliffe Building.
U.S. ARMY INFANTRY ==> File
Wanted for: Attempting to restore hospital functions in Barhah-Raz, also for attempting to capture The Rowcliffe Building
Zombies Unlimited ==> File
Wanted for: Profane and blasphemous experimentation performed on young and impressionable zombies. They are the most vile and disgusting beings imaginable and should be destroyed at all costs.
Zombie Spies
Wanted for: The lowest of the low, fellow zombies trying to curry favor with the human oppressors by selling out their kind.
Files on Known Spies Here
All are to be considered dangerous traitors, mrh cows and heretics of the highest order.
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