User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Archive1
Me very own archive for stuff that I like but don't want to shift through the history to find.
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Description
Target Zombie is a man without a known name. He is tall, 6 ft 1 in. Perhaps at one time in his life he would have been a daunting foe, but long months of torture, the security blanket he carries, starving and general poor living conditions have left him thin and wimpy. To the average onlooker, Target Zombie might look like your common zombies. Blood, dirt and grim. Pale skin, hollow eyes, the stench, are the common stereotypes against zombies. Except that he has numerous rope burns on his wrist, ankles and neck. Hair has been pulled out and closer examination will reveal a burned on smily face on his left buttcheek. The onlooker might even notice how many chemicals are soaked into his shirt. Target Zombie likes to believe that its safe to lick, but he has trouble denying the twelve people the shirt has killed. A more obvious observation is how many bullet holes he's been riddled with (not so unusual). But the most significant feature is the target that has been sprayed on his chest (most bullets have missed the center). Target Zombie has come to the conclusion that not only do his captors have poor aiming skills, but they have also tied him up, perhaps upside down and taken practice shots.
There may be a day when Target Zombie gets his revenge on who may have been his torturers. All he knows is that one day he woke up in Spicer Hills, dead, face down in the middle of a street and with a sore back. From that day he had wandered as far a Gibsonton perhaps further before he finally found a suitable home among the staff at Tikhon Medical in Ruddlebank.
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Target Zombie Today
Nowadays, Target has adopted a new look, still thrust upon him unwillingly. During one of his deep slumbers, someone must have put a straitjacket on him. The morning after would have left the straitjacket unnoticed, until he attempted to pick his nose and was unable to do so. Rather pissed, Target sought out who was closest to him, which happened to be a zombie, intent on a tasty Rendale snack. Lets just say that Target makes a mean zombie stew. Thereafter, Rendale now owes some form of repayment for something that I just made up.
Despite an encumbering straitjacket, Target Zombie has managed to live pretty close to a "normal" life. How a normal life is supposed to be like, Target has no knowledge of. Not that he seems to care though, he enjoys his life as it is, in a hospital with stupid people.
Sig Test
-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 05:06, 4 June 2007 (BST)
I like to draw things
Beware! I might draw on your face if your sleeping. I also draw pictures for plans. Yay!
Other Characters
Just one - His name is Smarties. I also have a character on Shartak.
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Supporter of River Tactics |
| I flow into the void. |
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Malton Hospitals Group |
| This user or group supports MHG in their attempt to restore health care in Malton. |
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Doctor |
| This user is a Doctor and is probably off healing someone. |
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Trigger Happy |
| This user has guns. Do not cross them. |
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Scientist |
| This user is a Scientist and is probably off reviving someone. |
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STFU N00B |
| This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. |
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Canadian |
| This user is Canadian. |
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I arz stoopid!!1one!1eleven! |
| This user is a complete idiot and should not be on the wiki. w00t! |
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... Wha? |
| This user just doesn't care. |
Much like Urban Dead, lovely game. Don't get overwhelmed by the jungle. Questions help. Yes, theres pirates.
Awards
...from Seventythree, to Target Zombie, for just being so special. And learning to count.
Rats
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Here, have a rat! |
| JohnRubin has given A Helpful Little Gnome a rat for voting for his ratty suggestion |
Quotes
All real.
| dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! |
| HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS FRIGGIN HUGE! |
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I first stumbled upon this game through good ol' google and picked a zombie as my first character. I had never played a text-based game before, or even a zombie one, so things were rough at the start. Hence I picked "Target Zombie" as my character name because I thought I'd die alot as a result of my newb status. I was right. And I still die alot. I have over 60 deaths, despite how careful I am and regardless of me being a pro-survivor (those poor zombies die too much). I have killed alot too, and also used an excessive amount of AP blabbering to people (and zombies) whilst others go around the place like robots and peeing their pants at the first sight of the dead.
Other CharactersJust one - His name is Smarties. I also have a character on Shartak.
Things I Deem Important
AwardsClick to enlarge!
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Shartak
A game with a big jungle and pirates. |
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