User:Ablesentinel/Jack
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Jack Ebbutt
A simple, timid and quiet young man who tends to spend most of time indoors, hiding and writing nonsense submissions for the BBC.[1]
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BBC Reporter |
| This user is a Reporter for the British Broadcasting Corporation, and therefore will stop at nothing to bring the story to the people |
Top News from the city of Malton B B C
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| Column | The End Of Forks, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt |
| Column | Santa Shot Down, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt |
| Column | A New Infestation, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt |
| Column | Protesters Protesting, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt |
| News/Story | the testimonial of the last man alive at the fall of fort creedy, Edited by Harvey Levin |
| News/Interview | A short interview with Alpharius of the Gibsonton Nationals, By Les Nessman |
| News/Story | The Day the Love Died...Wedding crashed in Brooke Hills, from the associated press |
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| Akule News • BBC • Daily Ruminations • Daily Spotlight• DHPD Newsletter • Dulston Dispatch • Fortress News • Malton Examiner • Malton Gazette • Malton Herald & Sun • Malton Media • Malton Mirror • The Truth• Today's Message |
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TODAY: A WINTER STORM WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. EXPECT HEAVY ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH UP TO 30-35 CM IN SOME AREAS. WHITEOUT CONDITIONS MAY BE POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY IN THE SUBURBS. VISIBILITY WILL BE LESS THAN A BLOCK IN MOST AREAS DUE TO DRIFTING SNOW. RESIDENTS SHOULD STAY OFF THE ROADS. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL FALL TO -1° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -10° C. |
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TOMORROW: A WINTER ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. EXPECT LIGHT-MODEST ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH DOWNTOWN MALTON EXPERIENCING THE HIGHEST SNOWFALL TOTALS. TOTAL ACCUMULATION EXPECTED TO BE LESS THAN 8 CM. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL REACH 1° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -7° C. |
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CHRISTMAS: MERRY CHRISTMAS MALTON. A WINTER AND PRESENT ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. EXPECT SNOWFALL TO CONTINUE THROUGHOUT MOST OF CHRISTMAS. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE IN THE -2° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -10° C. |
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