User:Ablesentinel/Jack
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Jack Ebbutt
A simple, timid and quiet young man who tends to spend most of time indoors, hiding and writing nonsense submissions for the BBC.[1]
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BBC Reporter |
| This user is a Reporter for the British Broadcasting Corporation, and therefore will stop at nothing to bring the story to the people |
Top News from the city of Malton B B C
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| Column | The End Of Forks, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt |
| Column | Santa Shot Down, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt |
| Column | A New Infestation, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt |
| Column | Protesters Protesting, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt |
| News/Story | the testimonial of the last man alive at the fall of fort creedy, Edited by Harvey Levin |
| News/Interview | A short interview with Alpharius of the Gibsonton Nationals, By Les Nessman |
| News/Story | The Day the Love Died...Wedding crashed in Brooke Hills, from the associated press |
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| Akule News • BBC • Daily Ruminations • Daily Spotlight• DHPD Newsletter • Dulston Dispatch • Fortress News • Malton Examiner • Malton Gazette • Malton Herald & Sun • Malton Media • Malton Mirror • The Truth• Today's Message |
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TODAY: A WINTER ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. EXPECT LIGHT-MODEST ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH DOWNTOWN MALTON EXPERIENCING THE HIGHEST SNOWFALL TOTALS. TOTAL ACCUMULATION EXPECTED TO BE LESS THAN 8 CM. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL REACH 5° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -4° C. |
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TOMORROW: A WINTER ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. EXPECT LIGHT-MODEST ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH DOWNTOWN MALTON EXPERIENCING THE HIGHEST SNOWFALL TOTALS. TOTAL ACCUMULATION EXPECTED TO BE LESS THAN 8 CM. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL REACH 7° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -3° C. |
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REST OF WEEK: A WINTER ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. EXPECT LIGHT-MODEST ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH DOWNTOWN MALTON EXPERIENCING THE HIGHEST SNOWFALL TOTALS. TOTAL ACCUMULATION EXPECTED TO BE LESS THAN 8 CM. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL REACH 6° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -8° C. |
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