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News Features The History of ENVY They Don't Want You to Know Previous Features Plans for the Shrine to the Eternal Arbitration Scrapped in Landmark Ruling CoL^3: Unneeded, Unwanted, Unloved? the Abandoned's Shroud of Secrecy The Fifth Horseman - Zerger, Pker, Attention Whore? The Fifth Horseman - Zerger, Pker, Quitter? The Abandoned Flee Yagoton Scandal ROCKS the Abandoned Contact Us DISCLAIMER: Akule News is meant for the amusement of those who find this sort of thing funny. Akule News should be taken with a grain of salt. The bulk of Akule News's material is contained on Akule's Journal, and reserves the rights contained therein. If you do not like Akule News, then DO NOT READ IT. Akule is not responsible for those who choose to ignore this disclaimer and then go off on a hissy fit. It's a tabloid. Grow up.	Comics The History of ENVY They Don't Want You to Know - August 09, 2011 ENVY was founded by TreeBob and his many alts (NaughtyTreeBob, ZombieTreeBob, Ed Poe, TheReckoning1, Leonard Padilla, and Baws) in Feb 2009. Numbers quickly swelled, and at one time they were the second largest active survivor group, mainly due to the encouragement of its members to have multiple alts. Read more? Plans for the Shrine to the Eternal Arbitration Scrapped in Landmark Ruling - November 29, 2007 Seventy-six days into the Arbitration and the honorable Conndraka made his ruling, ending one of the logest Arbitrations in a while. A bitter battle for both sides, it was evident that while some people were exhausted with the matter, some still wanted more. Read more? CoL^3: Unneeded, Unwanted, Unloved? -July 14th, 2007 The most important question on everyone's mind is: "Why?" Why bring back the Council of Leaders at all when the Mayor of Malton and the Department of Emergency Management were already handling most of the things that the CoL^3 would be covering. Read more? the Abandoned's Shroud of Secrecy - September 30, 2006 the Abandoned has come into the spotlight with several cases of zerging from it's members. While the group claims to be pro-survivor, it seems that there are those who believe that they use underhanded means and cheating to achieve these goals. Read more? The Fifth Horseman - Zerger, Pker, Attention Whore? - September 11, 2006 When The Fifth Horseman quit the first time, his reasons were simple: "Cause I got f***ing bored with the game and have no desire to anymore interact with the mass of retards polluting the UD community. You know who I am talking about." Read more?