User:NIE

Officer NIE - CAPD Public Relations Desk Sergeant CAPD Main Page NIE • Talk • Sig • Nav • Sandbox • Contribs Sergeant's Desk: Recruiting Center | Complaint/ Suggestion Box | Intergroup Relations CAPD Allies: Legion of the Octopope | Josephine's Generals | MPD | Malton Telephone | Z.E.O.N. NIE Joined: 2006-01-21 08:52:15 Character class: Public Relations Officer Favorite equipment: Radio, Pen, & Paperclips Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Stalking CAPD for paperclips. Character group: CAPD Character stats: 19 Paper cuts. Journal: Coming Soon for NIE CAPD This User/ Group Supports CAPD. Desk Sergeant This user stalks the CAPD for paperclips. Foulkes Village Defender This user is defending CAPD from massive zombie hordes. He's pretty fucking good at killing them. Project UnWelcome Member Need help? Piss off. It seemed like a good Idea… Nadyoung has given NIE a crackpipe I sorta like Cap!!! NIE finds Cap acceptable. Anti-Copyright User This user hates copyrights. From Russia With Love This user or group loves Mother Russia Calculus This user really hates calculus. Urban Dead This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds? Code Stealer This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this. Proud To Be Alive This user is a survivor and proud of it. Military This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak. What the Hell is Wrong with you People!? This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long. Male This user is male. Mmmm, cheese… NIE really, really likes cheese. Trigger Happy This user has guns. Do not cross them. We love Lachryma!!! NIE loves the hot Russian lady!!! Manbagz This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items. Where is Malton? NIE thinks that Malton is a city. No More Wiki Drama This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama. STFU N00B This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. Grammar This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki. Don't Take It Personally This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool. Camping This user likes to get outside and do some camping every once in a while. Violence is quicker Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. It's a Joke, OK? This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it. Proud To Be A Zombie Hunter This user is a Zombie Hunter and is probably off head shotting a zed right now. Discussion Page User This user actually checks the Discussion Page. Death Count NIE has died unknown amount of times. Colors This user's favorite color is Black. Body Count NIE has killed 23 zombies. Cookie Thief This user is not safe around unguarded cookies. Why are you still reading these? This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands. Food This user's favorite food is donuts. Compulsive Template Maker This user will make a template about pretty much anything, including their propensity for making templates. Die, Kitties! This user or group supports the use of kitties to bait the undead. Fight Fire with Fire! This user supports the griefing of griefers. Full of Crap NIE thinks that Nadyoung is full of crap. Ninja This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome! Let's Abuse Flagboxes! This user or group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes. The Ropes This user thinks we should show Nadyoung the ropes. BRAIN FOOD I love brains for breakfast! Welcome to the Public Relations Office. Touch the Oreos and I will smash your fingers with my extremely large hammer... Player Statistics Name: Christopher "NIE" Altland Age: 22 Location: Norfolk, VA (USA) Occupation: Military Status: Active Duty (USN) Contact Information: Cell: 757.282.8449 Email: christopher.altland@navy.mil This information is provided as a base of contact for outside influence. If you wish to contact me, please feel free to call my phone number prior to emailing. Email is checked within working hours only. Mission Currently I do not have a mission. I hot dropped into the city of Malton under orders to find any/ all survivors and evacuate. After that, we were split up by a rather large group of zombies. I have been searching for my squad since, but with no luck. As of late 2006, I have been introduced to the Crew Avenue Police Department. After many nights of training briefs and armed training courses, I have graduated to become a Police Officer for CAPD. Below is a picture of the ceremony: Thursday, March 8th, 2007- I have been promoted to the status of Public Relations Officer for CAPD. How difficult can it be? Badge Number My Badge Number is 26. If you have a formal complaint due to my hostile actions or otherwise irrational temper, please just STFU. Thank you. My Duties... You are inside Crew Avenue Police Department. It smells like wet dog. The building has been slightly barricaded with a bench. A portable generator is running. The lights are flickering due to generator malfunction. Since your last turn: Captain Smithers yawned. (2 hours ago) Officer Nadyoung said: "This blows..." (1 second ago) My Templates Here, have a Gerbil! [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] has given [[User:{{{2}}}|{{{2}}}]] a gerbil for {{{reason}}}. {{Gerbil|You|Them|some reason}} From Russia With Love This user or group loves Mother Russia {{Russia}} Desk Sergeant This user stalks the CAPD for paperclips. {{Sergeant}} CAPD This User/ Group Supports CAPD. {{CAPD}} Have a stamp! You has given Them a stamp of approval for some reason {{Approved|You|Them|some reason}}